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Okay, so picture this: you're at some event, maybe a party, a work thing, a religious gathering, it doesn't really matter and there's that person... you know the one... who just doesn't stop talking.
They're going on and on about something you couldn't care less about, and they keep glancing at you like they expect you to chime in with some life-altering insights. And you, like me, just want to shout, "Can you please stop talking?!"
But, you know, you can't actually say that. So what do you do? You need an escape route, a verbal escape pod, something to get you out of that conversation without setting off World War III.
And that, my friend, is exactly why i wrote this book. Because trust me, i've been there. One time i actually wanted to say this to someone: "I'm sure whatever i have to say can wait till you're smarter" and i wish i did.
• THIS BOOK contains ESCAPE LINES to get you out of any situation. Think of it as your personal get-out-of-jail-free card for those moments when you just need to disappear - verbally, of course.
•• Your VOTES and COMMENTS are my ammunition - so please, let me know what you think! Share your laughs, your gasps😱, and your survival tips! Let's build our own little tribe of social ninjas together. We'll be UNSTOPPABLE.
••• BY THE WAY, I OWN ALL THESE WORDS AND IDEAS (just a friendly reminder!☺️).
I worked hard to bring you this wisdom, so if you see any other copycats out here, send them my way... or better yet, just show them your amazing escape skills.😭
•••• If you spot any typos that i didn't catch, please let me know respectfully. Because even a master escape artist needs a little help now and then.
••••• THANKS for joining the escape plan! I know we're about to have a not-so-awkward journey together!🤗🧡