Retard Stories

These are a bunch of random poems I've written. These poems are mostly my thoughts, feelings, opinions and conversations I've had with myself (I know I'm a weirdo). Other poems are about non-living things I've personified and that I think deserve to given human characteristics and be treated like actual human beings. This is my first book on Wattpad so please bear with me. I have no idea what I'm doing most of the time so a few tips and pointers on how to make my writing better for you would be greatly appreciated. No hate. Let's be kind to one another. Please support me if you deem me worthy. Like, vote and comment (no pressure 👉👈)

1/01/2024 16 years old faggy personality voicetraining racismtraining gaydenmaxxing LETS GO 9/1/2024 RACISMTRAINED VOICEFAILED GAYDENFAILED i'm so fucking unenthusiastic about everything1/01/2024 12/04/24 racismtrained voicefailed still i'd rather slit my throat than become a gayden i dont evne like being bisexual WE WUZ POONER KANGS IN A DIFFERENT LIFE MY PACKER WAS NOT LEAKING I WAS PISSING ON THE FLOOR LIKE A DOG (AS MALES DO)

Flowers and Roses, Play with friends until dawn... Knifes and guns, Tanks shooting walls... war rages on... Life is Beautiful....

A collection of wierd stories that are funny but trust me you probably dont want read this but if you do get some more underwear!

Maybe some truths aren't supposed to be revealed

"True story guys"

I wrote this for extra credit and it didn't turn out too bad so I decided I would post this, so hope you don't feel like it's a waste of time. AND THIS DOSE NOT RELATE TO MY PERSONAL LIFE

Anagapesis: (ana-ga-pe-sis) Falling out of love; Not loving somone you used to love;no longer feeling any Affection for someone you once love (story cover ain't mine Cr. To the wonderful artist<3) (honestly don't even read this it's just the things that came to my head while listening to sum songs)

Title explains it all...I guess. This book by me and someone else who is part of the squad.

A retard Princess wandering in the Emezen Forest and now she is lost. ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴋᴇs ᴏʀ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀɪᴛɪᴇs ᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅɪᴀɴs. !!! ᴀɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ...ᴡᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ʙᴄᴜᴢ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅs.

Derpy cat. Incredibly stupid.

Barry-Chan finds himself caught in a web of lies, strung by his lover, Gru-Sama.

This book is about a really stupid kid that's Different! So try not to laugh well reading this book! The kid is the stupid person alive and will make you laugh hope you in joy the book!

There once named a girl named Emma She was retarded,ugly,and smelled like dried dead animal nails Then sherk raped her The End

Rivalry of "The Lunch Table" just much worse He loves her, but he can't give up his act long enough to admit it. She loves him, but she's too scared to tell everyone she's in love with the weirdest kid in school. How far can the pretending go?