Historias de Retard

Just random shit I find on the fucking internet.

There once named a girl named Emma She was retarded,ugly,and smelled like dried dead animal nails Then sherk raped her The End

Everyones Favorite retards are back for another adventure into Answers imagination and retardedness!

So this book will basically be about me uncovering/ exposing cheaters, copy cats, retards etc (I'm sure you know what I'm talking about) So if I catch you or anyone doing something expose worthy, your name shall appear in this book. Disclaimer : This is not a hate and / or bash book. This is just me simply making comedy! So please enjoy and if you see something expose worthy. Please let me know, I'll give you a proper dedication.

Krista pays random guy to be her boyfriend

This is how retarded my life is. in like ton di dumkb stuff as ongoing entertainment for myself. i lkike making my frindsz laugh and make them retarded so they spread the disease. u dont understand how fucking retarded and dumb i can be, u nwill cry when u see me in full crackhead mode.

This story comes from the mind of the most retarded GT student there has ever been. I am writing this description without even knowing what my story is gonna be about, so hopefully it is a good one. Enjoy, and try not to let my lack of brain cells drive you to insanity. Edit: I am now sitting here, after writing this story, unable to sleep, as my mind has created situations that I do not wish to see in my dreams. I deeply apologize for those of you who will read all of this story. Remember that, no matter how far into the story you are, you can always just turn off your device, and never finish the story. Edit for part 2: I'm sorry if it's bad, I am so fatigued and my mind snapped into my personal madness a few hours ago. Enjoy nothing

everon e wondrse why the anakin was sucha biccth , is was becvas jar4ja r was plitung revonge on humens,

(No main Pokemon Trainers will not be mentioned) Give me the hate for this! Because apparently I'm good at doing such thing.

Mirdul Adhyam Rajput, the most handsome and eligible bachelor. He had everything a big family, flourishing business but love....... a big no no... But there were reasons..... What were they..... His life was dark, darker than the night and black.... Once an admirer of rainbow was now a fanatic of black....... Because his light was taken away from him.... and now he is too blind to see anything........ Nitya Vashistha, a sweet bubbly and beautiful girl, full of life. Live gave her too much pain, but admist the mirage of pain, she found her own light, and ignited the world of people close to her. There were people she helped, people who helped her, but one and only person she loved more than anything was only one..... Her mentally retard brother... Sarthak Vashistha. her only family.... even though not by blood... What happens when she is asked to choose between her brother and her childhood sweetheart. What happens when she chooses her brother over the world in a second.... What happens when HE finds out about her choices....... This is not only story of fighting lovers, but a story of the girl who went to extremes for the safety of her brother..... See what a girl who loves her family can do for them...... When the fragile in her become the darkest, and she is ready to swallow up those who will try to hurt him. Because for her, family is made by heart not by blood......................

Ugh, the horrible memories...

Edited** this is second season of destined to b together..... there is no relation between both d seasons.... Randhir is a mentally retarted guy who gets married wid a normal girl. So d question is why a normal girl married a retarted guy? Was she in love with him? Was she forced? Wat is the reason. To find it out, do read 'destined to b together #2' Banner cr. arats group

(Panic! At the disco reference with the book title) My life has been the same routine every day til a guy comes along. I'm an average band geek with a dream to find my love but goes through a crap load of emotions to get there.

Tato knížka je o dívce jménem Alissa a je jí 15 let. Pochází z Kanady, ale nechce tam nadále být. Ve škole jí šikanují a ona to už psychicky nezvládá. Její rodiče zemřeli při autonehodě, kterou přežila jen ona. Bydlí se svou tetou a strýcem. Vše v jejím životě se hroutí a ona to nezvládá. Pak přijde Jeremy, seznámí se o maturitním ples, od té doby spolu chodí. Tato dívka zažívá různé příhody a má kluka. Během doby kdy píše deník vypráví co zažívá a co se jí přihodí. Vypisuje se z pocitů, které cítí a docela jí to pomáhá. Ráda tancuje a kreslí, tohle je vlastně její jediná vášeň. Její kluk Jeremy je fotbalista a nemá na ní moc času a když ano koukají na filmy. Alissu to už nebaví a rozhodne se s tím něco dělat. Oba dva chodí na uměleckou univerzitu. Co se bude dít? Co se stane a zlomí ji to srdce a ona už nebude ničeho schopna?

Sophomore Sara Lee is often bullied, she knew, but this year felt worse. Now they targeted something irreversable: her down syndrome. Being called a retard everywhere she goes, how will she survive? Her best friend Rodney used to help her against muscular jock Steve Rednel. But something else was going on, and she makes an unexpected friend.

I will test my retardation levels and make the worst story ever

A shark is a RETARD and he is in summary just STUPID