Roast Stories

"Two strangers bound by destiny." The love start with arguments, teasing and some stolen glances. Aayushi, a simple yet strong professor, believed in logic, independence, and a life she could control. Love? For her love is devotion she always dream of true love but love like this doesn't exist. Kabir -ruthless billionaire, feared CEO, and a man who bends the world to his will-doesn't believe in love. For him, emotions are weaknesses... and attachments are dangerous. But destiny had other plans. A marriage proposal arrives. Two strangers. One bond. A relationship arrange by family, accepted by their hearts. Union slowly turns into something neither of them expected. He becomes protective. She starts to feel safe. He falls first... but she falls deeper. The man who never believed in love will burn the world for her. Because she isn't just his wife anymore- She is his love. His weakness. His everything. And this time... he won't lose. ✨ A story of arrange marriage, slow-burn romance, a quite love, and destiny that refuses to be ignored. ✨

REGULAR UPDATES EVERY SUNDAY Life isn't a bed of roses but more like a Ferris wheel. Ups and downs are an inevitable part of life. This poem collection deals with the downs. As you can guess by the title, the kind of thoughts you get at midnight or 3 AM are iced with rhymes and made into a poem. Those who have been with me in my previous poetry collection-Hey Bud! Let's dive into another magical journey. Get ready! So, depressed souls and poem lovers alike, these poems deal with a wide range of issues from dark thoughts and depression to social issues, I try my best to cover them all while sprinkling some motivation in between that might help you come out of the dark issues talked about in the various poems. We embrace a little dark humor to lighten the poems a bit. In any case, you can comment on any topic or scenario upon which you would like me to write a poem and I would be obliged to do so. I can't guarantee that you will like every single one of my poems but one thing I can promise is that I will always give my best and try as hard as possible to meet up to your expected standards. Feedback is welcomed with open arms. You are one click away from joining this journey. Feel free to judge the first few poems to make sure your precious time isn't wasted. So, what are you waiting for? Dive right in, buddy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~⚠️WARNING⚠️~~~~~~~~~~~~ These are original poems that I worked hard to create. DO NOT COPY MY POEMS. I take plagiarism of my work very seriously and won't hesitate at all to sue someone legally for trying to copy my work. Don't say I didn't warn you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~⚠️WARNING⚠️~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay, enjoy! #1 in teethoughts #1 in motivationalpoems #1 in antidepression #2 in newideas

Gabbie Hanna is my queen. All lyrics belong to her. Out Loud ~ Satellite ~ Roast Yourself ~ Honestly ~ Honestly (Encore) ~ Monster ~ Monster (Reborn) ~ She Wrote It About You? ~ Broken Girls ~ Broken Boys ~ Butterflies ~ It's Not Okay What I Did ~ Perfect Day (A True Story) ~ This Isn't Fun For Me ~ Pillowcase ~ Exhausted ~ Medicate ~ Chances ~ Goodbye, For Now ~ I'm Sorry

Ever wondered what happens when you ask an AI to roast your movie taste? Buckle up for the ultimate takedown of my Letterboxd account. No movie is safe, no review goes unscathed. Watch as ChatGPT tears into everything from my favorite classics to the most niche category lists I never should've admitted to curating

Includes jjba Jjk and genshin

They were the sisters of legends-Mehar, Ruhaani, and Prachi-fierce, free-spirited, and done with being defined by someone else's spotlight. But when Nehal, Shubman, and Abhishek walked into their lives-with smirks, secrets, and second chances-the real game began. This is not just love. It's banter, chaos, heartbreak, healing... and three stories that prove the best partnerships don't always start with a handshake-they start with a clash.

I'm going to roast my friends and possibly you (all I joke not serious)

title is up there. duh

Don't let the tittle fool you. This books title pretty much explains its gist. This is my way of ridiculing things on the internet. Coz you know, cyberbullying and cat fishing is waayy overrated. So welcome fellow bitter human. Hope you enjoy your read.

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Ever feel like your husband is auditioning for a role in Survivor: Domestic Edition... and failing spectacularly? The Manual on Women is your savage, sarcastic, and hilariously petty guide to navigating life with a man whose emotional range peaks at "hungry" and "whatever." From his "logic naps" during arguments to his legendary disappearing effort, microwaved romance, and rare Pokémon-level gratitude, this book roasts, educates, and entertains-while giving you the tools to survive, thrive, and maybe even make him a slightly functional adult. Full of laughs, brutal honesty, and unapologetic sass, it's the ultimate handbook for wives, girlfriends, and anyone dealing with a man whose brain is permanently "buffering."

This is a heartfelt story which tells of a challenging time when Santa Claus contracts cancer and discovers that he is not immortal, which messes with his Christmas planning. It gives an interesting account of his family history and the rewards that a surprising Christmas brings to Santa and his long-lost family.

Roasting anime characters. Don't read if you're too sensitive Can contain spoil. I like most of the characters I roast.

This is a book where I expose and Bake some Wattpaders. News and Drama and LOTS of Bakin' involved, prepare your Pies cuz its about to be BAKED!

your part dragon and part human you now belonged to pefesser venomes your life was very hard until you meet tko will you two be with each other or fight against each other

just some random meme I stole fram the internet and some that I created 🤷🏻‍♀️ nothing much🤷🏻‍♀️ and some rost😉

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