Roast Stories

Ever feel like your husband is auditioning for a role in Survivor: Domestic Edition... and failing spectacularly? The Manual on Women is your savage, sarcastic, and hilariously petty guide to navigating life with a man whose emotional range peaks at "hungry" and "whatever." From his "logic naps" during arguments to his legendary disappearing effort, microwaved romance, and rare Pokémon-level gratitude, this book roasts, educates, and entertains-while giving you the tools to survive, thrive, and maybe even make him a slightly functional adult. Full of laughs, brutal honesty, and unapologetic sass, it's the ultimate handbook for wives, girlfriends, and anyone dealing with a man whose brain is permanently "buffering."

Burn book

They were the sisters of legends-Mehar, Ruhaani, and Prachi-fierce, free-spirited, and done with being defined by someone else's spotlight. But when Nehal, Shubman, and Abhishek walked into their lives-with smirks, secrets, and second chances-the real game began. This is not just love. It's banter, chaos, heartbreak, healing... and three stories that prove the best partnerships don't always start with a handshake-they start with a clash.

She received love but in limit and restrictions and always overthinks but if you think she is some weak lead who stays silent then it's not, she is sassy and straight forward.... She doesn't trust easily but once you become her closed one then she'll shower you with all her love. Body shaming, it's easy to complement and insult others but to endure it... should have strength and courage to bear it He received all the love and we can say spoiled in a good way. He study well only to get good marks And who said marks will decide our future, his future depends on his hardwork of what he is doing... His life was all good and chill until his heart broke..... He didn't show cold shoulder to all but stays in his limits and boundaries. Didn't give a shit about others but if gives well, welcome to the hell.....

You remember the first time, but imagine what happens the second time when Andy Bangs tries to ruin Nom Noms career for revenge.

This was when I was in 6th grade 😔🤢

I got tagged to roast myself. So here I am.

Short and funny jokes, riddles, and comebacks! Also, suggestions will be taken! Let me know so I can give you the credits! ALSO not all of these jokes are mine! A lot of you have been suggesting some, some of them I make up, and some of them I find online. ----Cover made by LoreleiNeva----

So yeah this is a book it has a cover and words, I'll be adding more parts later love u dad, please come home

This is the story about a boy Arhaan fallen for amysterious girl and unexpectedly got married with her.

This is how you roast people.

Back with savage lines ... Make sure to check part 1 . Enjoy . Part 3 coming up shortly

The best comebacks and insults ever!!!! (Maybe a few quotes here and there) It may be a little cheesy so read at your own risk!

if you dont know who kong kong is then go to youtube and search spookiz if you dont like kong kong hopefully I'll make a one shots so hope you enjoy the story

Need to expose a hoe? Or would you rather see a hoe get exposed? Or would you rather someone get roasted like a burnt potato? Well you have come to the right place! This is where all and every hoe shall get exposed and roasted!

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dont worry. this is just for fun and i like most of the people im roasting. if i dont, i will let you know.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕓𝕠𝕪 𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕝 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕙𝕚𝕞, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕

too many typos. too little fucks.

Meep. Roasts, burns, comebacks, etc. Enjoy <3 -Lily