Roast Stories

They were the sisters of legends-Mehar, Ruhaani, and Prachi-fierce, free-spirited, and done with being defined by someone else's spotlight. But when Nehal, Shubman, and Abhishek walked into their lives-with smirks, secrets, and second chances-the real game began. This is not just love. It's banter, chaos, heartbreak, healing... and three stories that prove the best partnerships don't always start with a handshake-they start with a clash.

She received love but in limit and restrictions and always overthinks but if you think she is some weak lead who stays silent then it's not, she is sassy and straight forward.... She doesn't trust easily but once you become her closed one then she'll shower you with all her love. Body shaming, it's easy to complement and insult others but to endure it... should have strength and courage to bear it He received all the love and we can say spoiled in a good way. He study well only to get good marks And who said marks will decide our future, his future depends on his hardwork of what he is doing... His life was all good and chill until his heart broke..... He didn't show cold shoulder to all but stays in his limits and boundaries. Didn't give a shit about others but if gives well, welcome to the hell.....

X1 incorrect Kinda gay Jk This book is really mf gay No smut tho I'm underage Short chapters Random updates Probably never ending lol #1 in produce101season4

AU where our generation is gonna one day have to explain to their grandkids that the greatest love story of all time started with Eminem almost committing vehicular manslaughter. /// "Yo, what the hell? You trying to get yourself killed?" "I don't know, was that your intention? Because if you were aiming for my other leg, you missed, genius." //// This is pure 'crack treated seriously'. ps.dialogues and the *cough* song *cough* was written with the help of AI, story premises and plot are entirely mine.

COMEBACKS It's pretty self explanatory Don't care about reads or vote, I just care that the people get what the people want. I'm bringing justice to the world so the less fortunate people who can't muster up a good sentence can be provided when they need a whopper. UPDATES WILL BE IRREGULAR BUT HOPEFULLY FREQUENT

A princess who was disfigured long ago in a mysterious event runs away from her home upon finding her sister will soon become the queen.

This is a work in progress... sorry for all the people who wanted to hear me sing... I might just not yet- This is made up and not at all how I see the Characters, or my ocs, this will be a combination of chatfics, general fanfics, and other stuff! feel free to request Characters for a rap battle

because i'm clearly unroastable

Want that extra zing in your comebacks! Well you have come to the right place!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

just some random meme I stole fram the internet and some that I created 🤷🏻‍♀️ nothing much🤷🏻‍♀️ and some rost😉

How to Shut Up: A Guide for Extroverts, by Introverts is the hilariously irreverent manual you never knew you needed. Tired of blank stares and polite nods when you launch into your latest long-winded story? Wondering why silence sends you into a panic while your introverted friends bask in its glorious quiet? Look no further. Written by a band of introverts who would rather contemplate the meaning of life than hear about your last brunch, this book dishes out a snarky blend of tough love and actual tips on everything from noticing social cues to embracing the art of the pause. Inside, you'll learn: Why talking incessantly isn't the same as being interesting Why not every room needs your personal confetti cannon How silence can be a secret weapon instead of your arch-nemesis Whether you're the life of the party or that friend whose party invites perpetually get "lost," these pages serve as your comedic road map to becoming a more balanced conversationalist. Packed with sarcasm, surprising empathy, and real-world advice, "How to Shut Up" shows you how to do the unthinkable: talk less, listen more, and (gasp) enjoy the quiet. If you're ready to level up your social game-and stop scaring introverts into hiding-this roast-tastic guide is your next must-read.

Bully: What is wrong with you?!? Me: Want a List? Savage comebacks and roasts for those who want burn oil :) WARNING: It has use of some strong language as B*tch so read at your risk or whatever...I really don't know how to write this so let's just get back to the book :)

Idk yet

❝where'd you get your shoes from, walmart?❞ in which jungkook roasts a girl he lowkey likes ┃

Akademia Future. Najlepsza uczelnia w Los Angeles. Najnowsze sale lekcyjne, nowe budynki, dotacje od państwa, a to wszystko tylko przykrywka dla wewnętrznej struktury dyskryminacji, którą są domy. Pięć głównych domów, które terroryzują kluby zainteresowań i uczniów, których nie przyjęto do członkostwa domów. Ale gdzieś tam, głęboko w mroku szkoły, ukryty pod smrodem zgnilizny i okryciem ze wstydu jest jeszcze jeden dom. Dom, który wypełniają mutanty i kosmici studenckiej społeczności zwane jako: Frajerzy. To właśnie do tego domu trafia rodzeństwo West. Towarzyska, optymistyczna Alyson i pomocny, rozrywkowy Carter boleśnie przekonają się o korupcji placówki, w której przyszło im się uczyć. Wspólnie postanawiają zburzyć filary, na których opiera się hierarchia obecna w szkole i wprowadzą swoje rządy! Niech rozpocznie się: ERA FRAJERA!

dont worry. this is just for fun and i like most of the people im roasting. if i dont, i will let you know.

I love laughing, and laughing is good for your health. Jokes, come in many different ways, but their purpose is to make you laugh. Roast, can also be funny if you know how to do them! My personal favorites are Bloopers. When you're texting someone, and you get Auto-corrected. Gosh I hate it. But Auto-corrects are what make amazing, funny text bloopers. Enjoy laughing through this book of Jokes, Roast, and Text Bloopers!

Tired of being the quiet girl? tired of being picked on? don't know what to say to your crush? want to be badass but nice at the same time? The honey you clicked on the right book. This book is advice for those girls (or boys) who feel like who don't get noticed and just get picked on and doesn't wanna be part of any bull$hit anymore. There will also be rants in this books and epic comebacks you can use on those fake friends/girls. I will also have quotes in every single chapter and I advise you to read them because they might make you feel better. My grammar also won't be on point most of the time, but my book will be easy and clear for you to read m'kayy? Honestly, I wrote this book to help girls mostly and to help them with stress, bullies etc and most importantly to be a bad bitch. Duh. GRAMMAR NAZIS DONT COME FOR ME, ENGLISH IS NOT MY MOTHER TOUNGE 😢

Well, this is a roast book. (Duh). But it's about celebrities. It's mostly just my opinion of everyone famous TBH.