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182 Stories

  • Kokichi roasts the entire V3 Cast(KINDA DISCONTINUED ALSO SPOILERS) by Danganronpaweboo
    Danganronpaweboo
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    Everyone hated kokichi. Yes. Even Shuichi (Cover art not mine) The Characters mentioned in this story do not belong to me. They belong to Spike Chunsoft and The Danganronpa Team. Please support the official release of DR:Trigger Happy Havoc, DR:Super Danganronpa 2, DR:Ultra Despair Girls, DR3:The Anime, and DR:V3.
  • Berleezy Quotes 😂 by sodamnevil
    sodamnevil
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      Parts 1
    My favorite Berleezy quotes.
  • jay roasts  by itsJayVersace
    itsJayVersace
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      Reads 2,232
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      Parts 10
    read it, mane
  • The Counselor's Office by CalistaAce
    CalistaAce
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      Reads 10
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      Parts 1
    Summer is here. Sun is shining, wind blowing, and seagulls flying. Now, if only I could get outta school...
  • Shootingstar of the Night by WhenTheWorldIsSilent
    WhenTheWorldIsSilent
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    Shootingstar is a young NightWing SandWing hybrid who has kept a big secret - she has both of the powers of a NightWing. After her mother's powers has been discovered, the war of hybrid started. Shootingstar is scared of the future, but also excited...
  • drUgS? song by YungCase  by YungCase
    YungCase
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      Reads 3
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      Parts 1
    This is against lil zan part of my lean mixtape
  • Me roasts famous YouTubers by kappadash
    kappadash
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      Parts 1
    Hoi I'm WUZZOOOOOL THE ROAST MACHINE
  • Comebacks Too Comebacks by Logangster_247
    Logangster_247
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      Parts 1
    The title pretty much explains it😐
  • Imagination  by Crazy_is_Forever
    Crazy_is_Forever
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      Parts 28
    Read. Discover. Enjoy.
  • Comebacks to offend people  by horsespirit13
    horsespirit13
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    Just come backs to offend people the title explains it .
  • #roasted by JasmineMcgarry8
    JasmineMcgarry8
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      Parts 4
    the best roast i can think of and find 😄😄😈
  • In Love With The Bad Boy  by DorkQueen667
    DorkQueen667
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    Meet Abby. Fun, innocent, and naive. She's a good girl. Never drank, never stayed out past her curfew, never once touched a motorcycle. But when she meets a certain bad boy maybe all of those will change. Then there's Ryder. Careless, heartless, and dangerous. He's a bad boy. He has problems that nobody can understand. So when these two start hanging out more maybe they'll both catch some feelings they didn't think they'd have for each other. Warning: some parts may trigger
  • Coffee Bean Singapore, Wholesale Coffee By Cloudcatcher by cloudcatcherasia
    cloudcatcherasia
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    Cloud Catcher is Asia's one-stop centre for specialty coffee and certified Specialty Coffee Association (SCA) Campus based in Malaysia. At CloudCatcher we provide you the best quality Wholesale Green Beans and Wholesale Roasted Coffee at a very authentic and genuine price which will not cost you too much. We also provide you the best quality and most authentic Coffee Bean Malaysia and Coffee Bean Singapore which we buy directly from the farmers so that the natural taste and the health benefits of coffee doesn't get affected. Sustainable relationships with the farmers is the foundation of our philosophy. This means helping them improve their crop to ensure quality coffee is produced consistently, keeping them in business. Responsible sourcing, the environment, quality, and you, the customer, come first which is why we take pride and care in ensuring that every green bean is bought directly from quality committed farmers at a more than fair rate via Project Origin & Chapola Project. The farmers we do business with are well compensated above market standards so that every green bean produced is grown with love and all our coffees taste exquisite. We are among the largest Green Coffee Distributors of Green Coffee Malaysia and also are the largest Coffee Manufacturer in Malaysia. We have one of the biggest Coffee Roastery in Malaysia and we also provides you the best quality Wholesale Coffee in whole Malaysia. At Cloud Catcher, we hunt and handpick all our coffee beans and we personally get to know all the farmers at origin, trying to involve ourselves in as many growing, blending and roasting processes possible. The best soil quality, land cultivation, the most effective waterway systems, altitudes and microclimate must be managed for the best harvest. By understanding how the best quality coffees are grown at their origins, we are able provide you the knowledge and skills with humble yet inspiring stories woven into them.
  • Wut by MayDoom
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    Take an adventure into the stupidest of the stupid's mind and see what lurks inside. Maybe you will find something so funny that you will be able to I don't know whatever you want to do I guess.
  • Comebacks by HomiieBro
    HomiieBro
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    Hi. This was my first ever book. Its about Comebacks. I use these a lot. I'm a very lonely person. sure lets go wit dat. Completed: May 12 2017 Time: 11:03 PM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CREDIT TO THE OWNER OF THESE COMEBACKS.
  • No U by kerberos_wix
    kerberos_wix
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    O O O O F ! ! ! W H Y ! ? ... A thesaurus has just roasted me.
  • ROASTED (the book of celebrity roasts) by sillydolann
    sillydolann
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    I'm gonna be roasting some people :)
  • Roast lines by kpopiscancerous
    kpopiscancerous
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    Have a break and read these roast lines
  • Inktober 2018 by Warrior3600
    Warrior3600
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    It's the spooky season my dudes Welcome to my take on Inktober 2018! I've been wanting to do this for a while and I swear this time I'm going to finish this out and complete Inktober 2018 Quite honestly, I'm not sure what half of these are and what I'm going to do for them so.... yay me! Prompts: 1. Poisonous 2. Tranquil 3. Roasted 4. Spell 5. Chicken 6. Drooling 7. Exhausted 8. Star 9. Precious 10. Flowing 11. Cruel 12. Whale 13. Guarded 14. Clock 15. Weak 16. Angular 17. Swollen 18. Bottle 19. Scorched 20. Breakable 21. Drain 22. Expensive 23. Muddy 24. Chop 25. Prickly 26. Stretch 27. Thunder 28. Gift 29. Double 30. Jolt 31. Slice