Roasted Stories

Take an adventure into the stupidest of the stupid's mind and see what lurks inside. Maybe you will find something so funny that you will be able to I don't know whatever you want to do I guess.

Everyone hated kokichi. Yes. Even Shuichi (Cover art not mine) The Characters mentioned in this story do not belong to me. They belong to Spike Chunsoft and The Danganronpa Team. Please support the official release of DR:Trigger Happy Havoc, DR:Super Danganronpa 2, DR:Ultra Despair Girls, DR3:The Anime, and DR:V3.

get roasted welcome to the everything book. how u got here? beats me. this book just might take u into the deepest depths of the internet. past the videos of cats and dogs being stupid. pics of hot anime boys. porn hub. kpop. jpop. pics of ugly jordans. and many other things. this book will take you to... the humor depths of the internet. so at least youll get a laugh out of this book. hopefully. im not that funny. well personally i think im funny. probably bc i laugh at my own jokes. y r u still reading this. this is too long. go read this book!! vote on it otherwise a crocodile will eat u at 2:30 am. gg. gl. hf. good day. and. good bai. for now.

Welcome! To Your Time Waster of The Day! Here at Time Waster Industries we dedicate our time to waste your time... Because isn't that what you wanted when you chose to pick this electronically-transmitted ebook? So come along enjoy your time wasting. There is much time to waste children Read along, and don't forget to vote our writer sure loves it... Brought to you by: Some random teenage girl, who also enjoys wasting time on Wattpad...instead of having an actual life... It only takes you one minute into to the book for you to realize you have just been bamboozled into reading trash!

basically a jaackmaate vid book style Disclaimer this is not serious

Celebs are about to be marinated, burned and roasted. WARNING Mature Content Ahead DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE ANY/ALL OF THE FOLLOWING: A Fangirl/Fanboy Sensitive Towards Negativity An Easily Butthurt Person

A slay a day keeps the hoes away. If you're going to get triggered by my roasts then leave. There's literally a thousand other books for you to read. Or just leave a salty comment. I really don't care. I'm back in the business of roasting people that are 10x more successful than me Lowercase intended Satanberry Cover by Litgrimes All Rights Reserved

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So eventually this is the book of burns. so go check it out n maybe u can use some of the burns to burn your enemy or friends back? Ouh yeah if u see this emoji :✉ that means is a text.

I'm gonna be roasting some people :)

Have a break and read these roast lines

Tessa "Wacker" is 18 and Her little brother Ethan Is 15,Ethan Is At the Team 10 Mansion All the time,Tessa never wants to go because of Snake paul But Then he comes along.....

Funny and amazing comebacks and some might have language

Siblings bugging you? Need to get them back in a quick and witty way? Don't have siblings? No problem! Tweak a few words and you could use them anywhere!

EUROPA CUISSON have specialed in the production of cooked poultry meat and with over twenty-five years' experience in this sector, Europa Cuisson quality is assured.

O O O O F ! ! ! W H Y ! ? ... A thesaurus has just roasted me.

Ways to always win a roasting competition. Don't forget to comment and vote. Also follow me ill follow you back.