Roasted Stories

The Pll squad now have Instagrams Wonder what they post? Disclaimer: no time setting and I don't own Pll and I got these pics from google so all rights go to the owner w...

Avengers text, bro! I pretty much got this idea from CaptainUSA, So you will see like two similarities. :) I don't own avengers or any of the characters.

Ouch! I can't believe I fell into a stove. Oh I didn't see you there. Hehe. Ummm.............just saying umm...........................uh.................ok I fell into...

All the comebacks you will ever need

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Have a break and read these roast lines

A book full of "punny" roasts. Highest ~ #482 in Humor #16 in burned #993 in Humor on 9/10 #513 in Humor on 9/26

Meet Abby. Fun, innocent, and naive. She's a good girl. Never drank, never stayed out past her curfew, never once touched a motorcycle. But when she meets a certain bad...

Want that extra zing in your comebacks! Well you have come to the right place!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

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Slay.

Ever felt annoyed by the Queen Bee of your school who walks around thinking she is the only superior being alive? Or what about that dude who is so full of himself, he j...

*insane scientist smile* Welcome... to my place of roasting fandoms... Mwahahahaha. Grab a stick and a marshmellow and let's watch it roast together.

Entries for contests and such, you know how it goes ;)

Easy Baked Chicken Wings Recipe Directions :: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Pour egg beat into a shallow dish or bowl; do the same with the flour. Heat...

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A well awaited and needed novel about all the scammy people out there and a couple of badass roasts