Rodrickrules Stories

"𝘋𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯." - Greg Rodrick Heffley, © cheapwineaftersex, mmxxvi 𝄞

I don't wanna talk down on your lover. I don't want to be a homewrecker. Rodrick Heffley Babydolls, 2026

This a book with a bunch of ideas based off of different books. From teen dystopias like The Hunger Games, to fantastical books like Wings of Fire, or slice of life books like Big Nate. So, enjoy folks!

She plays guitar, He plays drums. Shes a soft girl, hes an emo. And somehow, they fit together. #notmyrodrick

Rodrick has lived an average life so far, he goes to school, turns in assignments, hangs out with friends, parties and hosts band practice. He's never thought of life any differently, and he was okay with that. That is, until a boy has him questioning everything. Totally straight Rodrick has his world turned upside down as he tries to navigate life the same way as before, with a boy in the mix. This is normal, right? tw// i won't be posting them per chapter, so if anything stated may trigger you, please don't read it and take care of yourself. you are loved and valued and deserve to be happy <3 triggers may include: homophobia internalized homophobia mental health issues (consensual) intimacy

(the title is a quote from edward cullen🙂) stephanie comes home from boarding school and is back in her hometown. she ends up in crossland high school and reunites with her elementary friends and bully.

﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑵𝒐𝒓𝒂 𝑾𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑹𝒐𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝑯𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒊𝒏 ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙖 𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙍𝙤𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙃𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙡𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙣, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨, 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙖'𝙨 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙍𝙤𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠'𝙨 𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙇𝙤𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝘿𝙞𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧! 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢. 𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙖 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙍𝙤𝙙𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠?

Greg Heffley has nothing left to live for after Rodrick publically humiliated him at church, he's the laughingstock of the whole town. He does what any morally-gray teenager would do - - fakes his death and packs his bags for Lima, Ohio.

A collection of rodrick heffley x reader one shots. Includes everything from fluff to smut ♡ Includes two versions of every story: (Masc! Reader) and (Fem! Reader) !Requests open!

Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Ongoing Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules - Coming Soon Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days - Coming Soon Rodrick x Reader I will NOT be doing 'A Wimp Will Rise' because that's #NotMyRodrick

Holly Hills second older sister. Y/n Hills is the second oldest in her family. She's the same age as Heather. Heather has this boy following her around like a lost puppy all day at school who is also Y/n's best friend, Rodrick Heffley. Will he end up with Heather? Read to find out :)

Please go away this is ironic

Greg Heffley and his family NEED some time apart or they'll hit the breaking point, and trust me, you do NOT want that.

you meet your best friend's older brother for the first time, and after that, nothing is ever the same

What happens when Hazel meets a certain Bad Boy named Rodrick? Will Hazel come out of her shell and be the Bad Ass Rodrick's looking for or will it be the other way around? **Warning** May contain smut.

Y/n and Rodrick have been friends since the beginning of high school. Now seniors, will things change between the both of you two when Rodrick throws a party? (more chapters coming soon)

This is a love story about Heather Hills and Rodrick.

Whatever you do don't ask Greg heffley how he spent his summer vacation, because he definitely doesn't want to talk about it. As Greg enters the new school year he's eager to put the past 3 months behind him... and one event in particular. Unfortunately for Greg, his older brother, Roderick, knows all about the incident Greg wants to keep under wraps. But secrets have a way of getting out... especially when a diarrhea is involved.

this book is a rodrick x reader! this is my 3rd time writing a book. hopefully i wont give up on this one. TW! This book includes, mature language, smut, little bit depressing stuff. So be aware loves. 💜 📓 started: 7-6-21 ©yan reads 😚