Rofl Stories

Inspired by Kinkajou2828's Lines I Lived! Just a collection of funny random quotes and scripts I've heard or said :D

Okay, Here's the deal. It wasn't my fault the statue fell on the Luna, the wedding tent fell over, and I may or may not have - you have to give me some credit - started World War 3 between my mate who is the Alpha of the largest pack in the world and my human boyfriend who's father is one of the most powerful leaders the Human world has to offer. But just keep in mind it wasn't me . . . I am perfectly willing to blame Jake from State Farm or even Alex from Target if I have too.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Congratulations! You've hit the cliche jackpot. Now you currently get to read the most cliche novel of all time. What a prize! This awesome novel includes: Over exaggerated and overused plots High school drama Blonde bimbo cheerleaders Bad boys Jocks Players Nerds Vampires and werewolves And so much more.... All of your little cliche plots and over-read story ideas inside one awesome novel. What more could you want?

VIDEOS, MEMES, OFFENSIVE CONTENT, MY RANTS, AND UPDATES

"Death brought them together, Only life can tear them apart." Murphy's summer plans were thrown into the dustbin when his parents forced him to travel to Denton, Texas to meet Murphy's grandfather, whose condition is worsening day-by-day. With the whole family at his Grandfather's villa, Murphy's the only one who's a teenager, making him the odd one of them all. Murphy finds a much needed friend in a girl named Lily who's the daughter of the owner of the town's funeral home, who has had a long-term hatred for Murphy's family. The two unexpectedly meet and sparks fly. With the help of each other and Murphy's fragmented family, they discover love, freedom and happiness as the real world and their own demons threaten to force them apart.

i sat in the corner of the large but scary room this is were he did it to me all of it each day katy longs for the weeks niall would take care of herand he makes her fell like she is loved will she ever find her twin brother dogger and little sister lucy and find more than just friendship with niall and befriend the rest of harrys band mates all in harry changed me

A Real Life Awkward Moments 2014-2015 Edition Officially made by: ©xniviax For more info, please add this to your library and read the author's note. Perhaps copyright? Just kidding.

STAN LOONA AND GWSN XD (i made the cover too big)

Want to be annoying? Well here are some ways to annoy people to the max. Well maybe not to the max, but it will still annoy them. Some of these are mine and some I found on the internet. And some are request from my friends, classmates etc.

well there is a cow named uwu krava and bad boi wolf ALL OF THIS IS A JOKE

Here is the sequel to Legit Yo Mama Jokes. Enjoy!

A must read for Harry Potter fans😄😆💕 Try not to laugh 😂 I bet✌️🤣

Imagine taking your sister to a dance class and meeting the boy of your dreams. Can't relate, right? Yeah. That's how Mina's story goes. But when she finds out her little sister's dance teacher is a major K-pop idol, will she be able to resist him? Or will she finally find love again? Not to mention her crazy ex is back in town. Oh man. Mina's getting into some deep shiznits. If you love humor (and let's face it, who doesn't?) and love...well, love you'll absolutely LOVE this book. Trust me. It'll change your life. ❤ Highest rankings: #1 in ohmygod #1 in justdance #8 in trivia #9 in rofl #13 in crazylovestory #43 in pickuplines #248 in hobi #469 in dance #628 in btsjhope

It's a random book of Jokes. From Yo' mamma jokes to blonde jokes, you name it. Some jokes are mine while some I either heard or saw it. Don't forget to vote and comment

Omegle.

Warning! Obscene language! Badass comebacks for all to enjoy! I know some idiots myself and this is the method I use to derail the stupidity that flies at my face. Instead of once a day, I'll wait until there are 20 reads on the previous part before I update.

#899 in Humor, August 20th, 2017 *WARNING: Before you start reading, make sure your safety belt is soundly secured and that you are tightly harnessed into your chair. Wouldn't want you falling out, but hey, at least the floor will catch you.* This is my collection of some of my greatest jokes of all time. Tags: #335 of 1.62k in jokes #20 of 89 in jokebook