Sarcasm Stories

Ella was kidnapped by the Greek mafia at just three years old and endured years of brutal torment until she finally rose to power. By sixteen, she had become the feared Donna of the Greek underworld and the legendary assassin known as Belladonna. But when CPS steps in, she is forced to live under the same roof as her six Italian mafia brothers, a family she never asked for. Can Ella learn to trust the people who want to protect her, or has her past carved wounds too deep for her to ever truly open up? "So... where are you shipping me off to? What foster home this time?" "No, Miss Drakos. We found your biological family." I looked at them, then back at him. "Yeah... no thanks," I said flatly.

Step into the world of speed and speed always brings chaos. It was not everyday that a 18 year old boy was allowed to adopt a 13 year old girl but Max made it happen and he was ready to go to the moon and back for his little princess...... How do you think Max would react when he sees his little princess navigate her adult life? How would he feel when his little princess is being adored by the grid and drivers are falling in love with her? Who will she pick?

!Warning!This is pure act of fiction and please don't take this seriously or else Jypapi will appear in your bedroom at night<3 Lee Yu-Ri, A 13 year old girl that always hangs out in the JYP staff-only Cafe(not real)after school since her dad worked there. She wasn't just regulary visiting and checking up on her dad, In fact she was kinda a stalker for Kim Seungmin despite her age. An 18 year old kpop Idol who was in a group called STRAY KIDS, debuted just recently together with his members. After some time, they interacted and all that stuff until she had to leave the country because of family problems and returns 7 years later and didn't know that he was still working with the company. Would they be able to go back as friends or something more? Kim Seungmin ff

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia Updates every Friday & Saturday!

"ℒℴ𝓋ℯ? 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃ℊ, 𝒾'𝓂 ℴ𝒷𝓈ℯ𝓈𝓈ℯ𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓎ℴ𝓊." ────⋆⋅ Yandere Alphas x Omega Reader⋅⋆── ╰┈➤ IN WHICH Y/N L/N, a stoic Omega, transfers to Westwood Academy, a prestigious boarding school hidden in the mountains. Protected - and suffocated - by his controlling brother, Y/N wants nothing more than a quiet life. But quiet is impossible when four Alphas set their sights on him.

Amazing cover by Anel_graphics Secrets, lies, and family ties. Gabriella De'Luca thought she knew her family's secrets, but it turns out she's only scratched the surface. Dive back into the world of the De'Lucas, where loyalty is tested, alliances are forged, and the truth can be deadly. As Gabriella digs deeper, she'll uncover shocking revelations and unexpected alliances that will change everything. But with every step closer to the truth, she'll begin to realize that the people she trusts most may not be who they seem. The faces she's loved and known may hide secrets and lies that will shatter her world. What will Gabriella uncover next? And who will she trust when the truth threatens to destroy everything she thought she knew? (Note: Best read after "The Lost De'Luca")

The angels of hell, are blood thirsty and they cannot wait to feast on the blood of their enemies. But there's only one flaw in their plan. Love.

Snow White always hated her name. It made her a walking punchline and a target for not-so-subtle snickers. But when she catches the golden gaze of Mark Sanders, the joke stops being funny. Mark isn't who he pretends to be. He's a werewolf, a monster, and he has dragged Snow into a disaster she never wanted to be a part of. This is not a choice she wants, but it is one she cannot refuse. Snow is suddenly bound to Mark by a forbidden desire she can't explain, and by a terrifying biological truth: the Mate Bond is a survival mechanism. If she leaves, Mark will lose his sanity and become a feral beast. Now, with ruthless enemies closing in and a war between wolf packs tearing their world apart, Snow has a devastating decision to make. Does she run, gaining her freedom but condemning the boy who stole her heart to madness? Or does she stay and fight a war she never signed up for, embracing the deadly attraction that threatens to consume them both? A unique werewolf romance with original lore.

This book is a sequel to my first book, Broken. I recommend you read it before this one. This book follows Nevel and Ivy as they grow and learn to use the gifts they happen to be born with. What happens when the young prince and his red headed companion are sucked into a portal with no way out? The light came brighter as some sort of vacuum sucked us in. "What's going on?" Nevel asked holding onto the door handle. "Ivy, grab my hand." He screamed as I got closer and closer. He let go of the handle quickly grabbing my hand. The force was too strong. We both found ourselves being sucked into the purple light. Where are we, Ivy?" I asked. I looked around but Ivy wasn't here. No. "Ivy?" I called. No response. You've got to be kidding me. 'Lei?' I called through the mindlink. Nothing. 'Alex? Cece? Cole? Dad? Ivy? Anyone?' I growled frustrated. No response.

Claire Winters, professional matchmaker, coffee enthusiast and a woman who could use a dose of her own advice. After a date with a guy who thinks mocking her profession is a personality trait, she makes a bet. If she can secure his company a business deal with her abilities, she gets a big contract for her matchmakers office. What she did not expect was betting her own heart...

𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 : What are the odds of getting a second chance at life... as a cat? For Lee Minho, who's a simple-minded, this new life is anything but ordinary. Minho never wanted it and Seungmin certainly didn't sign up to babysit a walking disaster-especially one who constantly causes magical rifts and leaves chaos in his wake. Minho isn't malicious; he's just confused about his new body and Seungmin being a knowledgeable mage, master of dry sarcasm, and the only one patient enough to guide Minho in controlling his unpredictable magic. This isn't a story about romance- it's a story about bonds, explored by pure accident and tested repeatedly when one is pure chaos while the other still clings to his peaceful tea-time evenings. Together, they navigate magic, teamwork and the absolute mayhem that is 𝙍𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙨 & 𝙍𝙪𝙠𝙪𝙨.

Lex was a basement dwelling, caffeine fueled, MMO junkie with zero real world accomplishments and a level 80 necromancer he was weirdly proud of. One unlucky night, Lex dies, chokes on a chicken nugget while arguing in chat. Lame as hell. Instead of the afterlife he expected, he wakes up as a ghost, tethered to the city he lived in. But something's off. He's now part of the Haunting System, a bizarre LitRPG framework that tracks his XP from tormenting the living, learning ghost powers, and scaring up mischief. His best friend Miles is now stuck dealing with Portland's magical underbelly. Soul harvesting cults, hipster necromancers, vape shop warlocks, and a growing glitch in reality that's swallowing ghosts like corrupted save files. He might be dead, but the game isn't over. It's just getting weird and Lex isn't the only ghost on the leaderboard.

You're staring again," he murmured without looking up. "I'm not," I said, even though we both knew I was. He turned his head slightly, those blue eyes flicking toward me - calm, calculating, and just a little amused. "Then stop memorizing my face." "Maybe I'm just trying to figure you out." "Good luck," he said quietly. "I haven't even figured myself out yet." Naomi didn't mean to notice him - the quiet boy who spoke like every word cost him something, whose hands looked like they'd learned to hold both violence and tenderness in the same breath. But Samuel Kings had a gravity to him, the kind that pulled you in before you even realized you were falling. His twin, Samantha, was the opposite - sharp, poised, and frighteningly still. She didn't speak unless necessary, and when she did, it was like a scalpel - clean, precise, and leaving a mark. "Emotions are a weakness," she told Naomi once . "Then why do you look sad every time he smiles?" Naomi asked. Samantha's gaze lingered for a moment too long before she turned away. "Because I know how it ends." The Kings twins arrived like a storm no one saw coming. They were beautiful, strange, and impossible to ignore. And for Naomi - the scholarship girl just trying to survive another session - they changed everything. One moment she was laughing with her best friend under the sun, and the next she was standing in the rain, realizing her heart had started keeping time with his. You make everything complicated," she whispered. "You make everything matter," he replied. But beneath the quiet smiles and the charged glances, there were secrets - The kings weren't running from trouble; trouble followed them like a shadow. "You can't save me, Naomi." "Then I'll stay with you until you save yourself." "You shouldn't." "I already did." Because some people don't just change your story; they rewrite it entirely. He was ink, she was light. Together they left star shaped like constellations

Catastrophic, chaotic, and absurdly unpredictable. That's the best description of Kira's life. This is a story of survival, sarcasm, and an attempt to stay sane in a world that clearly wasn't. The story follows Kira, a 16-year-old girl who used to live with her single mother, Caroline, and her 10-year-old sister, Kimi. Kira's life will suddenly change completely, and a lot of strange things will happen to her. She will try not to lose her mind, while figuring out how the hell her life became such a bad joke. Will Kira ever find out the truth and regain control of her life, or will she get stuck forever, in this chaotic chain of bad luck? Let's find out! *********************** 💫This is a psychological mystery (light thriller) story, with drama, told with dark humor and sarcasm, and has a supernatural twist.💫 *********************** Expect at least one NEW Chapter every 3 weeks 🥰 *********************** Just want to thank you for being here and tell you that this is my very first book. I literally just started writing not too long ago, and I have no freaking idea about what I'm doing. English is not even my first language (although I use it at work). So, yeah. I think we have here a very original recipe for DISASTER, don't you agree? May God Help Us 🙌🏾😶🌫️

Love, loyalty, and deceit are tangled in this gripping saga. Jalilah Mai, daughter of a high-ranking military official and a socialite captures the heart of Khalid Ladan, the scion of a renowned politician. With their families ready to exploit their love to mask their sinister agendas, the couple navigated the shady netherworld of power and greed. They might break free and create their destiny or allow their love to become the ultimate sacrifice. But each comes with a grave sacrifice. Ps: Not your regular kind of Love tale....😉

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲. In a city that eats the innocent alive, 𝐋𝐮𝐝𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢 learned to become the predator. She doesn't have a job - she has disguises. By day, she's just a tired single mother with a daughter to raise and a past that won't stay buried. By night, she's the whisper in Manhattan's penthouses - a conwoman who seduces, steals, and leaves her sins gift-wrapped in diamonds. New York taught her how to survive: weaponise silence, smile like sin, and make danger fall in love with her. Some people run from their past. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬. "𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠." Because healing was never the plan. Revenge always was.

A group of seemingly ordinary teenagers discovers they are anything but. Each possesses extraordinary abilities-powers they never asked for and barely understand, from shapeshifting and invisibility to time manipulation and matter control. Elemental gifts, stolen bloodlines, and ancient curses awaken within them, bringing a terrifying realization: the fate of the elemental realm-and the survival of magic itself-is in their hands. If they fail, the balance will collapse, and the magical world could vanish forever. Among them, Mason Cohen harbors a dangerous secret. He is a Wildborn, part of a cursed bloodline that knows the truth about the Cursed One-the girl whose very existence could tip the scales of magic. His mission is clear: locate her, monitor her, and prepare for what must be done. When he meets Aurora Gaultier, a girl whose powers seem unusual but harmless, he sees an opportunity. She willingly helps him, believing his intentions are genuine, and Mason finds himself drawn to her in ways he was never meant to be. Falling in love was never part of the plan, and every moment they spend together complicates his mission-and his heart. The closer he gets to her, the harder it becomes to keep his secret. Every stolen glance, every shared moment twists his mission into something dangerous-something intensely personal. And when Aurora eventually uncovers the truth, the world they thought they knew will shatter. Trust becomes a weapon. Love becomes a gamble. And the line between friend, enemy, and lover blurs. Mason was never supposed to care-but protecting Aurora might cost him everything. It wasn't meant to happen this way. It wasn't meant to happen at all. But fate, as always, has other plans. qw mk

Callie is living a dangerous life, one full of secrets, and she is finally on her on no protection from her Mommy nor Daddy. She is in search of the Scarpio, a necklace of curses. It was always with her mother, until the day someone stole it and left the curse on her mother. Turning her evil. Turning her against her daughter. Her mother was beautiful. After the necklace was stolen, the curse of the necklace turned that against her. It takes your most precious personality and turns it against you and those you love. You have no control over it, your not yourself, your the Scarions minion. _____________________________________ Some beginning characters: -Callie Losher18 -Callies mom, Camilla 38 Mrs. Losher -Callies dad, Jaron 40 Mr. Losher -Ashdin Helton 21 -Ashdin's mom, Lillian 39 Mrs. Helton -Ashdin's dad, Michael 42 Mr. Helton -Mr. Brax, housekeeper 47

You'd think being the secret son of Zeus would come with cool powers, fame, maybe a lightning sword. Nope. Try: monsters, trauma, and a prophecy that refuses to mind its own business. I'm Xander-16, sarcastic, and apparently "the strongest mortal in fifty years," which sounds impressive until a hellhound uses you as a chew toy. When the Heart of Tartarus is stolen-a stone capable of bringing Kronos back-I'm shoved into a quest with six other misfits. We've got a genius, a thief, an axe-addict, a fashion queen, a calm blacksmith... and a mortal girl who should not see through the Mist, but totally does. And somehow she can tame Underworld creatures like they're golden retrievers. Together, we're supposed to stop a war between gods, survive monsters, and not kill each other. This is my story. Told my way. You're stuck with me now. quick note from Jedi: This cover is stock art (AI enhanced) but I really like it, second this universe is related to the PJO universe Rick Riordan created though it is a new universe

✿ Intolerable Vows ✿ {#2nd book of Vows series} = the vows took by both of them are terrible to endure. . . Bound by misunderstanding and buried past , Asad and Kanak stand on opposite sides of a past soaked in silence. With time, Asad became emotionless while Kanak hides her depth behind sarcasm and strength. Forced together by fate, their cold clashes slowly turn into understanding, and resentment begins to soften into unexpected care. In a house without peace, love dares to grow where revenge once lived. What will happen when he will start feeling the emotions for a girl belongs to the family responsible for destroying his world. Will love ever be able to compete with the hatred he carries for her? ***** You've made a mistake," she snapped. "A big one. You'll regret marrying Kanak Dutta." She turned away-he caught her wrist, pulling her back. "I vow to make this marriage unbearable," he said coldly. "You'll beg to leave it." "Kanak never learned how to be weak," she whispered. "Then I'll teach you," he shot back. "We'll see." "Mrs. Kanak Asad Ahmed Khan," he growled. She froze. "What?" "Correct your name." "Fuck it." He smirked. "Shall I?" They walked away in opposite directions, leaving fire between them. Meant for revenge... what if it turns into passion?