Sarcasm Stories

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥇 in hawkeye 8/6/2026 🥇 in hulk 8/6/2026 🥇 in blackwidow 13/7/2026 🥇 in funny 30/7/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #6 in scarletwitch Started | December 19th, 2024 Ended | ???

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

She can't stand being around him. Every time he's nearby, his gaze lingers - not in a flirtatious way, but in that steady, unblinking way that makes her feel exposed, like he's cataloguing every shift in her expression. She's convinced he simply doesn't know how to look away, and it irritates her to the point that she goes out of her way to avoid him. He doesn't understand what pulls him towards her. It isn't admiration, exactly, and it isn't just attraction; it's an instinct he can't name. What he does know is that her avoidance stings. The way she ducks out of a room, keeps her eyes down, or answers him in clipped one-word replies makes him feel unwanted, and that frustrates him. What if fate decides to intervene - and somehow they end up alone together in a flat? Whatever happens there wouldn't just be a passing encounter - it would be the turning point that changes the course of her life. Read further to see how it unfolds. TROOPS growing proximity ignorer x observer neighbour next floor

Lyrica Hale, the wife of Derek Hale, teaches Musical History at Beacon Hills High School. She's a werewolf, bitten and turned at the age of 14. The day she was turned, a mark appeared on the base of her neck, replacing the nasty bite. She had no clue what it was, a confusing black triskele with a bunch of letters around it. She tried to ignore it, until she met Derek and Laura Hale when she was 16, and everything fell into place. Lyrica and Derek move from their happy home in Ohio back to the place that brought Derek so much pain, when his older sister, Laura, calls for help. Lyrica and Derek were never used to being around a lot of people. So, understandably, they're a little overwhelmed when so many teenagers begin relying on them. //Hello! If you're reading this, I assume you have already read Mama Hale, the original draft of this story. If so, welcome to a MUCH better version of the story you all love. If you haven't read the story, that's okay! This one is more or less the same, just fixed up and written better. The sequel, The Mother of Beacon Hills, will still match up with this version of Mama Hale. This story WILL follow the Teen Wolf T.V. show. Enjoy!//

⊱ 𝓝𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 ⊰ Olivia Carver, the hopeless romantic, who denies it and tries to hide away the cracking shadows of her past trauma with smiles and laughter. Aiden Parker, who has his own load of shit in his past to deal with too, but he copes a different way- the more violent way by getting in trouble almost every single day. They despise each other. After 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 day, Olivia and Aiden both already try to avoid each other as much as possible in school. But how much can that help when Aiden is forced to give her basketball lessons they need to do for their grade and she cannot refuse because she completely sucks in sports? What will happen when the line of 'just a month of tolerating each other' blur and they can actually stand each other? Maybe even more than that. 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭: ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 2025

**Perfect Chaos** Friendly Enemies-to-chaotic lovers. Found family. Buried trauma. A love that burns slow-and a shadow ready to break her. She's the wildfire everyone leans on-loud, loyal, unbreakable. She fights for her friends and pretends the nightmares don't still wake her screaming. She says she's fine. She's lying. He's the sarcastic guy who acts like she's his headache. The one who notices when her smile cracks. The one who carries her when she breaks. The one who whispers "I've got you" like a vow. He says he's fine. He's lying. Their chaotic family is everything-late-night donut runs, color wars, two fiercely loyal dogs who guard her heart. But one is slipping away. Secret calls. Forced smiles. Guilt she can't name. And someone is watching. Planting photos. Whispering doubts. Turning closeness into betrayal. Waiting to isolate her... and make her his. A festival of colors hiding fractures. Panic in the dark. Late-night confessions. They laugh. They fight. They fall apart together. But when the pictures arrive, will everyone survives what comes next? **Perfect Chaos** - where friendship keeps them breathing, love is the deadliest risk, and the shadow already knows how to break her. Step into the storm. You won't look away. 🌪️💜

🌹 ROSES HAVE THORNS Everyone knows Thalia Moretti. The singer with the beautiful voice. The actress with the effortless smile. The sarcastic girl who can turn almost anything into a joke. The woman who somehow manages to be both ridiculously charming and completely chaotic. She's the kind of person people remember. And Thalia doesn't mind being remembered. After all, she likes being the rose that gets a lot of attention. But roses have thorns. Behind the laughter, sarcasm, and carefree personality is a side of Thalia that very few people have ever seen. A darker side. A side she doesn't talk about. A side she keeps carefully hidden beneath the person everyone thinks they know. Then she goes to Greece for what should have been a simple two-week vacation. Sunshine. Beaches. Good food. A little freedom. And, apparently, an unexpected encounter with a pair of grey eyes. She doesn't see the man's face. She barely sees him at all. But something about those eyes feels strangely familiar. Four years ago, she saw them at an event. Now they're staring back at her from across a resort. Coincidence? Maybe. Fate? Thalia isn't sure she believes in that. What she doesn't know is that the man behind those eyes isn't an ordinary stranger. He's powerful. Feared. Untouchable. And he's at the center of a world built on secrets, loyalty, danger, and people who don't forgive easily. A world Thalia knows nothing about. A world she's about to become dangerously close to. Because the more their paths cross, the harder it becomes for Thalia to keep her two sides separate. The rose everyone loves. And the thorns nobody sees coming. She's beautiful. She's unpredictable. She's dangerous in ways even she doesn't always understand. And sometimes, the prettiest roses are the ones you should be most careful touching. 🌹🖤

A domineering and aloof CEO omega who is gentle and affectionate at heart x A calm and composed Alpha who is spoiled and clingy at heart Aarav was reincarnated into an ABO world after his death.As an Alpha , he thought he would never find a partner , after all, he is a bottom. However ,at the age of twenty-five, he met a tall, handsome, mature, aloof, noble and elegant top omega and his long dormant heart began to pound. Reyansh, an atypical omega with physical attributes surpassing top alphas, possesses precise insight and ruthless methods, developing the Malhotra Corporation into a world renowned top 100 company in just 10 years. With a strong personality, he despised arrogant alphas and thought he would spend his life alone, but unexpectedly met a charming alpha whose pheromones were perfectly compatible.

Theo Hyde hates Valentine's Day. Jake Brody hates it even more. But one sarcastic comment in English class lands them in trouble - and suddenly they're delivering love letters instead of playing Xbox. Between Isabelle Grey, the crush Theo can't shake, and the chaos that follows them everywhere, this Valentine's might change more than they planned. Funny, honest, and a little bit chaotic - Brody and Hyde is a story about friendship, growing up, and the unexpected ways love sneaks in.

She was never supposed to become part of his world!! Fatima Umar Kangiwa is stubborn, sarcastic, unpredictable, and never afraid to say exactly what is on her mind. Then she walks into Hammad Magaji's company. He's cold, intimidating, disciplined, and convinced that his word is law. She argues while he gives orders. Somehow, she becomes his PA. What begins as endless arguments, ridiculous errands, and two people constantly testing each other's patience slowly becomes something neither of them is prepared to name. But Hammad's world holds secrets, enemies, and betrayals. And when those enemies mistake Fatima for the one person Hammad would never willingly put in danger, she becomes a target. Now Hammad has to protect the empire he's built while keeping safe the girl who was never supposed to matter this much. Because sometimes, the most dangerous thing isn't falling in love. It's giving someone the power to destroy you.

|| 𝓓.𝓜 + 𝓐. 𝓝 || Frenemies, slow burn, to lovers. Aurelia Nott, the siblings of Theodore Nott, Lucien Nott, and then the daughter of Elizabeth Nott and Reginald Nott. This story starts in the sixth year. (DISCLAIMER There are a lot of oc's I made hehe but I love them, also this doesn't really follow the actual story of hp that much ! But dw we're still in hogwarts and there will be a couple of scenes from the books and movies.) ALSO THIS IS MORE SLOW BURN LIKE BUT AT THE START ITS LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF RIVALRY.

Everything changes for Vivian, when one day the government announces that she's a French princess. Driven by her old life, she escapes authorities to be with the people she loves. As she runs for her old life, many dangerous things chase her ahead. Will she escape a path laid out for her, and find her true love along the way, whoever it may be?

Nearly eight years have passed since Leon Blackwell left Seattle and the girl he loved to become a specialist doctor. Falling into the patterns of solitude and the persona of a bachelor his return on the cusp of Graduation day begins to unwind the years apart. For Kiera Yvette, who had finally become a psychologist, all cues of the past are long gone, but with Leon's return the past and distance caused by their separation causes Kiera to clamp down the spark that had been present between them. But when he is the commencement guest speaker, and set on mending the past between them, the fire can only remain dormant so long as history catches up to them, setting the start to a storm of emotions and a need for trust, that only can be satiated by each other. (For the souls who never got a second chance. Cursing, and banter, and cute moments because that's what y'all sign up for when reading this book)

Naomi Brooks has her life perfectly mapped out: crush senior year, lead the cheer squad to victory, and secure her spot in a top astrophysics program. What isn't on her star chart? Chase Archer. Her childhood neighbor, school troublemaker, star soccer player, and the absolute bane of her existence. He's arrogant, infuriating, and seems to live just to push her buttons. Chase has a secret: he's been hopelessly, embarrassingly in love with Naomi since they were kids. But how do you tell the girl you've spent years bickering with that she's your entire universe? You don't. Instead, you mask it with sarcastic smirks, relentless teasing, and an undeniable, territorial jealousy whenever another guy looks her way. As senior year throws them together from awkward study sessions and forced proximity in locked storage rooms, to stormy nights and unexpected sleepovers the gravitational pull between them becomes impossible to ignore. They are playing a dangerous game of fake hatred, but eyes don't lie. When the teasing turns into breathless tension, and the rivalry melts into late-night vulnerability, they both have to ask: what happens when you finally stop fighting the one person you can't live without?

Presenting short stories, in a dramatically aesthetic way, which I may have jotted during wintery midnights. It's a self reciprocation and dwellnes in contours of life, gently averting through seasons, solitude, relationships, in puzzled staccato form.

Hi everyone, I'm a law student by day and a silly goose by night.🪿 Welcome to my cozy corner on Wattpad .✨ I just write some random things about myself or other topics. Think of this story as a YouTube channel, but on Wattpad. These chapters are like a part of my digital diaries where I write about my thoughts , daily life and everything in between . I hope they bring you comfort and laughter. ♥️♥️♥️ Disclaimer : I don't own this picture; I found it on Pinterest and added the title. All rights belong to their respective owners. No copyright infringement intended.

While on the run from her abusive older brother, her only remaining family, Adalie comes across a severely injured forest spirit named Koa, who begs Adalie for help. Adalie takes them to nearby ruins of a grand old manor, where the spirit explains that they were attacked by a dangerous creature known as The Hybrid, a minion of the Dark Emperor Kaldareth. He rules over the Isen forest with an iron fist, so when he heard the locals whispering about a secret prophecy, one that speaks of a human girl leading to his downfall, he sent out his minions on a relentless search, attacking innocent spirits and animals, questioning them on whether they've seen her, and then killing them, so the girl won't know of her destiny should she come across one of his victims. Luckily, the Hybrid was sloppy, and Koa is still alive... but barely. They strike a deal with Adalie. I exchange for her help in collecting the ingredients required to make a potion which will save them, Koa will free her from living her brother. So Adalie sets out on a dangerous quest, aided by a mysterious yet strikingly handsome river spirit, Zyair. Thrown into a dark new fantasy world crawling with watchful eyes and lingering threats, will Adalie succeed and save Koa? Or will she be captured by the cruel Emperor whose only goal is to kill her? (Draft 1)

Rin without a surname had always felt a hunger inside her. So when she found out only curses could satisfy her hunger, Rin wanted to make sure her next meal would be the biggest curse of them all: The King of Curses, Sukuna.

2,180 days without a single friend. Online school doesn't save me from the pain. If you've made it this far, then you've cared about me more than my teachers and parents combined. It sounds performative if I tell you that I am just another bullied kid trying to survive, but I don't know if I am. *** Solomon Handler's nightmares have returned-and this time, they are becoming more real. Like every other problem in his life, Solomon tries to push them away, but these visions want something. And they are coming to collect. As the world around him begins to crumble, Solomon is forced to confront the horrors that torment him whether he is awake or asleep.

•"Are you really that important?" Come and find out.. •Oc lore basically •Triggers- rough language, violence, sexual behaviour, mentions of sex, drugs, suicide, mentions of suicide.. ~15+ •This is a original chaptered story that me and my friend (are still coming) up with! •It's about two women who (unfortunately) meet and are forced to depend on eachother. The two are totally opposites of each other, so it's destined to be quite interesting and entertaining. It's set in a dystopian world where the people there already died, thus, thus, the name Afterlife. Each person has a "parasite" (a sin) marking on their body. •It's not known when we'll be done :))) •Each chapter has about 1500-4000 words.