Sarcasm Stories

She thought she was just a side character in someone else's love story - until he showed up with a playbook of his own. Ava, the quick-witted co-captain of UCLA's cheer squad, has always been the girl behind the scenes - supporting her best friend's fairytale romance with the star quarterback. But when a practice match turns into a weekend trip full of unexpected moments, Ava finds herself thrown into a whole new game... especially when she crosses paths with Jace Walker, the quiet, brooding football player who seems more interested in books than fans. What starts as a mission to help their best friends get together becomes something neither of them planned - or knew how to handle. Intercepted Hearts is a slow-burn college romance full of banter, team drama, late-night texts, and the surprising ways love sneaks in when you're busy helping everyone else.

Highest ranking: #1 in Teen Fiction -- "Sunshine, what guy do you know has a weird fetish with sign language?" She's the aftermath of a high school party nightmare. Tragedy robbed her of her innocence and stole her voice before she had the chance to speak out. The court called her a liar, and the guilty was set free. Now memories plague her mind and trap her in solitude. She was forced to learn sign language, struggling to find a way to voice her silence. He's the definition of the boy she tried to stay away from. The epitome of harsh rumors and hopeless fantasies. The source of lies and blame. He's analyzed, misunderstood, and utterly mysterious. And he may be the one to find her voice. When they meet, she gets accustomed to his arrogance and he gets accustomed to her silence. An essay is what brings them together, but what happens when he starts asking too many questions? Will her past continue to drag her down, or will he save her? Fate has a funny way of bringing people together, but it doesn't always work how it's supposed to. *different summary inside* "Perfect amount of tragedy, humor, and romance!" -Sparkles530 "I feel like I learned a lot from your story, thank you." - 980Sarah "This book is beautifully written. Thank you for sharing it on Wattpad." -AKRathan "I just want to say that Silently Falling was one of the best books I've ever read. It's so beautiful and heartwarming and the way you described the progress of their relationship was beautiful." -Rafyrofy "Perfect ending." -TaylorxTaterxTot COVER: Ensurel

"You don't speak." I state. He looks at me and he nods. He slowly raises his hand before he wipes the tears streaming down my face. His touch heats my skin, making me suck in a breath. "You aren't going to hurt me?" He furrows his brows before he shakes his head once. A small weight lifts, easing some of the anxiety I feel. "But you kill people."

Kushina and minato thought they weren't ready when a child came to their lives, they called him naruto and dropped him off at the orphanage, a year later, on his birthday, naruto was hiding when the kyuubi attacked , after it was sealed minato actually sealed it in his two new children, suki and banri, he split the fox into halves of both yin yang, but minato didn't want his twins to be thought of as demons, so for some holy reason that no one knows about, he said he sealed it in naruto, since naruto was no where to be seen in the village because he was hiding they believed him, so from then on he's had one of the worst lives while everyone at school makes fun of him, but what if while naruto uses shadow clones to save iruka, a person named Kai hyuga A.K.A. 'The ghost of the hyuga' saw him, and took interest , he was called the ghost of the hyuga because he thought that the hyuga could do more then just the gentle fist and because of that , he was cast out, but because of that he became a legend that he was the first choice to the fourth hokage , but declined, now he wants to train naruto, read and find out on the next episode of drag- never mind just read

Step into a world where speed regins supereme - and speed always brings chaos. It was not everyday that an eighteen year old boy was entrusted with the life of a thirteen year old girl, but Max Verstappen made it happen. He would go to the moon and back for his little princess - without hesitation. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ But time does not slow for anyone. As the girl grows into her own, navigating adulthood beneath the blinding lights of Formula One, Max is forced to watch and not intervene. The grid adores her, eyes linger, hearts falter. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ Admiration quickly turns into something far more dangerous. How does a man who fears nothing face the reality of watching his little princess be desired by the very world he lives in? What happens when speed, love, protection and fame collide? And in a paddock full of champions and stolen hearts - who will keep her heart safe? OC x F1 Driver Adoption **Chapters 8-18 are being re-edited**

Have you ever had one of those terrible yet annoyingly pivotal moments? You know, that monumental fragment of time that flips everything you have ever known. That plot twist second that completely takes you by surprise. The one just before the storm hits and everything goes to hell. Yes? Because you see, that moment happens to be my whole damn life. It wasn't always like this though. I used to have a pretty mundane existence, happy to just get good grades and be around my friends. God I wish I could get that simplicity back, I'd never complain it was boring again. But I know I'm not going to ever get back my old life because well... I died. (Kinda) But I woke up. And I was thrilled, beyond grateful I wasn't dead. But then I realized that there was one minor detail that had changed about my reality. I was given the chance to live but it turns out I woke up as the villainess in an otome game my friend used to be obsessed with - Kingdom of freaking Hearts (I added the freaking in there for effect, it's just Kingdom of Hearts) Where, for the record, the villainess only has two possible endings 1) execution and 2) getting exiled. So Fate was like, "Don't worry, I'll save you. Here's a chance to live" and then was like "psyche, screw you. You're still going to die but I'll let you suffer a little first." So now, if only to annoy Fate by proving it wrong, I am determined to survive. I can and I will if I play by these simple rules: 1) Befriend Heroin 2) Avoid Aryn Edwards at All Costs as well as other capture targets And 3) Be the top student at the academy and become an invaluable asset to my Kingdom so I become indispensable, thus unkillable. I'm determined, stubborn, persistent and I will live passed 16. Fate made a big mistake setting me up to die. Since it threw this plot twist at me, I figure I'll return the favor. I'll be the biggest plot twist Fate never saw coming...

Welcome to the 16k spezial! It is a cafe... it is a place for villains and heroes.... let's see... Overhaul sponsors it... All for One decided to make it his place... AND NEZU IS WALKING IN while Stain and All for One are there.... It will never get bored here in this cafe! A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Naomi has hated her brother's best friend for years. Kai didn't just ignore her. He criticized her. Challenged her. Made it very clear she was an inconvenience in his perfectly controlled world. He made her life miserable. Now she's living in the same house as him. Kai is the captain. The responsible one. The golden standard on and off the ice. Loyal to her brother above all else. And suddenly the tension between them doesn't feel like hatred anymore. It feels dangerous. Forced proximity has a way of exposing old wounds. Of turning sharp words into loaded silences. Of making late-night arguments blur into something neither of them can explain. She swore she would never forgive him. He never expected to want her. Enemies to lovers was never supposed to look like this. Warning: May contain profanity and sexual content.

So, I can assume the majority of the people reading this have heard of Harry Potter, right? Well, whether or not this might pique your interest. This is about the generation BEFORE Harry's. This is the Marauders Era, where Harry's parents went to school... but there are others that people forgot, such as Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Andromeda, Narcissa, Regulus, and Bellatrix Black. This fanfic is mainly about Jeverus (JamesxSeverus) but it also has some Wolfstar (RemusxSirius) and some Lucissa (LuciusxNarcissa). In this fanfic there also could be a time travel thing but I haven't decided yet!!! (Marauders Snape Lily Marlene and the Slytherin Skittles are all 17-19 and Lucius and the Black Sisters (Andromeda, Narcissa, Bellatrix) are 22-24 years old, and Regulus Black is 16-18) I hope you guys enjoy, and let me know if you have any recommendations! HAS MAJOR CURSING

Fourteen-year-old Robby Schur is a history nerd from Sunstone, Arizona - the kind of kid who knows too much about the past and absolutely nothing about how to be popular. A school archaeology trip to Egypt sounds boring enough... until something goes very wrong. Robby falls straight into the past - into ancient gods, broken timelines, and a disaster that threatens all of human history. Bound to a mysterious golden amulet with a mind of its own, Robby discovers that time itself is cracking - and someone has to stop it. He has no superpowers. No combat skills. Just his brain, his sarcasm, and a very bad sense of timing. To survive, Robby must bargain with gods, outthink enemies, and make choices no fourteen-year-old should ever have to make - because fixing the past may cost him his future.

"Just date him. It'll fix everything." Kendall doesn't lose. Not in school. Not in life. Blake? He's cold, cruel... and somehow always in her way. They argue. They insult. They plot revenge. And then her mom overhears the perfect disaster. Fake dating. Rules. Pride. Sparks. Two rivals. Forced together. One lie. A hundred reasons it shouldn't work. But here's the thing... The more they fight, the more... it's not just a lie anymore. Enemies. Banter. Teasing. Fire. The lie that loved them... might just burn everything down. Trope Guide- ♡ Fake Dating arc ♡ Slow burn Romance ♡ Protective But Emotionally Guarded Male Lead ♡Bold Female Lead Glow-Up ♡ Academic Rivalry ♡ High school drama 🥇#1 #sharpbanter [05-02-2026]

Rules. Discipline. Perfection. That's the world the Park brothers live in-and the world they've forced Y/N to live in too. After losing her parents at fourteen, Y/N became the center of her brothers' lives. They loved her, protected her, and yes... spoiled her-but never without limits. And just when she thinks she understands their rules... Rose arrives. Wild, mannerless, and completely unafraid of authority, Rose is everything the brothers hate-and everything that disrupts their perfect system. Especially Taehyung's. Strictness clashes with rebellion. Control clashes with chaos. Love clashes with pain. In a house built on rules... what happens when hearts refuse to obey?

Lily Lockhart is determined to keep her sanctuary afloat and her life under control. Unfortunately, the animals have opinions, the stakes are high, and her feelings are getting dangerously inconvenient.

A tender story of longing, illusion, and the quiet ache of growing up. BEFORE I KNEW BETTER explores first attachments, blurred lines between fantasy and reality, and the fragile moments that shape us. It is about innocence meeting truth - and the soft, irreversible shift that follows. Juni is like any normal girl who experiences painful aching love at a tender age of 17. This is about before she knew better about love and her memorable but sad experience.

When the gods decide to send a random demigod to their old friend Eywa, what will happen when they meet some navi called the Sully's and how will they return home to camp half blood guess you'll just have to wait and see

•Oc lore basically •Triggers- rough language, violence, sexual behaviour, mentions of sex, drugs.. ~15+ •it's about two women (WHO AREN'T GAY) that unfortunately meet and are forced to depend on each other. this is about my oc and my friend's oc, we both came up with this, not just me.

Riley Blanchet-Delacour has always lived in a world of chaos after witnessing her mother's death. Twelve protective brothers, high school pressures, and the relentless pursuit of soccer. But nothing could prepare her for the storm lurking in the shadows, coming after her for reasons she barely understands. When Riley is forced to navigate betrayals, secrets, and highschool she realizes her life as she knew it may be built on lies. Caught between protecting herself, her friends, and the ones she loves, Riley must confront danger head-on. And when love finds her in the middle of the chaos, she learns that vulnerability might just be her most powerful weapon. Read Bound By Blood first! Enjoy!

Aaron Warner x OC What if Juliette died in the asylum before she was released? Aaron Warner Anderson, the chief commander regent of sector 45 was not known for weakness. Lyra Roberts, an eager young apprentice to the powerful Paris Anderson, may be his Achilles' heel. When secrets are revealed and schemes are planned, Aaron and Lyra will learn where their loyalties lie, as well as the lengths one will go to, in order to protect who they love. ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO THE QUEEN TAHEREH MAFI, EXCEPT ONE'S THAT I HAVE CREATED. The cover is not mine, I found it on pinterest. All credit for the front cover goes to the original artist.

Vaelora is a continent divided into 4 kingdoms Veyndrralis known for it's recourses and Crystia magic, Pyrrhalis known for its great political power and phyra magic, Tharolenne known for its nature magic and lastly frosthollow known for being a kingdom carved from glaciers and frost magic also dark magic as well In a world where the dragons of Drakoryn once soared free, their kind has been shackled in ice by the ruthless king Iskareth. When our young princess protagonist discovers the truth, she alone must rise to break their chains and restore balance. the Protagonist name is Victoria Aelwen Veyn'dorath princess of Veyndrralis

बनके मुसीबत पीछे पड़ी है ये comedy है या tragedy है ना होना था क्यूँ लोचा-ए-उल्फ़त हो गया लोचा-ए-उल्फ़त हो गया _______________ _________________________ *Prologue* First bell rings, chaos erupts. Maya slams her laptop-Wi‑Fi glitches, sarcasm ready. Arjun sketches memes on a tablet, smirk on standby. Coffee spills, foam kisses notes. Arjun: "Nice aim. You're mastering collateral damage." Maya: "Just testing the spill‑response protocol." Notice board flashes: _Innovate Lab - 8‑week app, team of three._ Team: Maya, Arjun, mysterious freshman Leena. Prof shouts, "Welcome to the real world." Maya whispers, "Sarcasm over‑budget." Arjun winks, "I speak API and sarcasm." Love? It just got a debug error. _________________________ _____________________ Tagline:- she spoke sarcasm He spoke bollywood, Somehow they understood each other.