Sarcasm Stories

A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Step into a world where speed regins supereme - and speed always brings chaos. It was not everyday that an eighteen year old boy was entrusted with the life of a thirteen year old girl, but Max Verstappen made it happen. He would go to the moon and back for his little princess - without hesitation. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ But time does not slow for anyone. As the girl grows into her own, navigating adulthood beneath the blinding lights of Formula One, Max is forced to watch and not intervene. The grid adores her, eyes linger, hearts falter. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ Admiration quickly turns into something far more dangerous. How does a man who fears nothing face the reality of watching his little princess be desired by the very world he lives in? What happens when speed, love, protection and fame collide? And in a paddock full of champions and stolen hearts - who will keep her heart safe? OC x F1 Driver Adoption **Chapters 9-18 are being re-edited**

Started in 2018 Hardcopy available on NotionPress and Amazon *Rank* 1 * in #boynextdoor *Rank* 1 * in #badboylovestory When shy yet sarcastic Daniella Jones met cocky playboy Hunter Donnavan. She is nothing but, horrified when she learnt that the guy she dreaded the most is now her next door neighbor. Hunter on the other hand thinks completely different and is amused by every movement our little Danny made. The moment their eyes met, sparks flew all over the place but soon they both realized what they truly desired. One side was a nerdy girl who just wants to be left alone and on the other is an outgoing green-eyed hunk that somehow become Daniella's ride or die. He changed her for the better and she brought back the old Hunter who was locked away somewhere trying to fight his demons. Drama, love, friendship and lots of sarcasm. Warning~ Extremely cheeky, Romantic and Sarcastic. Strong words are used on a minimal in between chapters. Cute kisses and makeout sessions will come at some point too. ********************** And now a part of the story- I mean this guy is fudging hot. Perfectly tanned. Raven black hair. Beautiful twinkling green eyes. I have already said so much about his abs and I really hate to say this but that smirk really suits his lips. And he has slept with every girl in the school. Yup. Whushsh. Everything I just said flew right out the window. *********************** And another small part if you are still not convinced to read- I am going to shit my pan- Hunter slowly grabbed my face with both of his hands and kissed my lips softly. And then kissed me again, just seconds longer then before. And then again and sucked my bottom lip really slowly and softly.

Lyrica Hale, the wife of Derek Hale, teaches Musical History at Beacon Hills High School. She's a werewolf, bitten and turned at the age of 14. The day she was turned, a mark appeared on the base of her neck, replacing the nasty bite. She had no clue what it was, a confusing black triskele with a bunch of letters around it. She tried to ignore it, until she met Derek and Laura Hale when she was 16, and everything fell into place. Lyrica and Derek move from their happy home in Ohio back to the place that brought Derek so much pain, when his older sister, Laura, calls for help. Lyrica and Derek were never used to being around a lot of people. So, understandably, they're a little overwhelmed when so many teenagers begin relying on them. //Hello! If you're reading this, I assume you have already read Mama Hale, the original draft of this story. If so, welcome to a MUCH better version of the story you all love. If you haven't read the story, that's okay! This one is more or less the same, just fixed up and written better. The sequel, The Mother of Beacon Hills, will still match up with this version of Mama Hale. This story WILL follow the Teen Wolf T.V. show. Enjoy!//

At Station 118, Aurora Russo and Evan Buckley have been inseparable for years - partners in chaos, confidants in quiet moments, and the kind of best friends who speak fluent sarcasm and shared glances. From the outside, it's all jokes and banter. But inside, something deeper has been growing. Aurora, who once only has her father Francesco Russo to call family, never imagined she'd find a second home in a firehouse. But with Bobby, Hen, Chimney, Eddie - and Buck - she finally understands what it means to belong. To be seen. To be understood. And Love? That's not a word she trusts. Not after watching her mother walk out at sixteen. Not after years of building walls to protect herself and her dad. But Buck? He's relentless in the softest way. He shows up. He listens. He stays. And no matter how hard Aurora tries to convince herself it's nothing, her heart keeps proving her wrong. He's not just trying to win her over. He's trying to show her that maybe - just maybe - love isn't a fairytale. It's real. And it's standing right in front of her.

Coffe shop story.... honestly does this have to have more description than: CHAOS CAFE UA-staff Heroes and villains alike as customers . . . I don't think so..... A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Lila Benedict woke up one morning only to realize... she's back in time. Seven days before the zombie apocalypse. Betrayed by the men she once saved, she swears: no more handsome men. No one. Ever. But fate... has a sense of humor. Not only does she inherit a house system straight out of a female lead's dream, it comes with a catch! To unlock its full power, she must find four men. And these aren't just any men. There's the infuriatingly charming celebrity, the cold and calculating CEO, the mysterious genius doctor and the wild card who's trouble with a capital T. Each holds a secret crucial to her survival... and maybe her sanity. Can Lila survive the apocalypse, keep her heart intact, and figure out how to deal with four impossibly perfect men at once? One thing's for sure, this time, she's not going down without a fight!.

Series # 1: The Flame

Irys is just a teen trying to survive highschool, he sleeps way too much and overthinks everything. Aleksander is also a teen who loves to smoke and sarcasm is the only language he uses. But under all the sharp remarks and hours of overthinking there is something else. What will happend when both of them will keep on causing trouble? read to find out ! (I do not own the cover photo !)

"Kayla Richards is more than a billionaire's daughter, she is an institution. As the "Gilded Gavel" of Lagoon Crest Academy, she navigates her final year of high school with a sharp tongue and a wardrobe that costs more than most people's futures. But behind the designer masks and the mean girl cover, Kayla is a girl built on secrets, until the return of Jeriel Okoye threatens to tear down the very walls she spent almost a decade building. ​Jeriel doesn't just see the Mean Girl the world fears, he remembers the girl before the gold. As a cold war of wit and old wounds ignites between them, Kayla is forced to navigate the treacherous waters of her elite world, from cutthroat family legacies and vengeful exes to the suffocating pressure of being a Richards. In a city where every fall is a headline and every move is televised, Kayla must decide if she's ready to stop ruling her lonely empire and finally start building something real. "​The Architecture of Us" is a high-octane journey through the lives of the one percent. It's a story of fierce bonds, a devastating first love, and the realization that the only thing more dangerous than losing your status is finding yourself in the middle of the ruins." Oma_queen🌷

Jessica Stanley had a plan. That plan involved finishing her junior year in Austin, finding a college with a reputable journalism program, and maintaining a tan that didn't look like it came out of a bottle. What the plan did not involve was her father's cliché mid-life crisis, her mother's subsequent transformation into a Zillow-obsessed man-hater, and a one-way ticket to the rainiest armpit of the Pacific Northwest. Now, instead of South Congress and breakfast tacos, Jessica is facing a town that looks like the "Before" picture in a Prozac commercial. Her mother is on a crusade to eliminate the "male gaze" from their lives, her wardrobe is woefully unprepared for 365 days of drizzle, and the local high school population appears to be composed entirely of people who think flannel is a personality trait. But Forks has secrets that even a cynical Texan can't explain away. Between the weirdly pale, suspiciously attractive siblings who treat the cafeteria like a runway and the brooding local boys who seem to have a personal vendetta against shirts, Jessica finds herself at the center of a narrative she never signed up for. Armed with a razor-sharp wit, a dwindling supply of dry shampoo, and a complete lack of patience for small-town nonsense, Jessica is determined to survive senior year. But in a town where the sun never truly rises, she's about to find out that some shadows are a lot more dangerous than a cheating ex-husband. Or: The one where Jessica Stanley is the Main Character, the Cullens are weird, and she's going to write a very scathing exposé about all of it.

كتاب عابث بعبر فيه عن رأي وبسأل فيه اسئله عجيبه و حاجه توتال عك كده متاخدوش في بالكوا

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Why won't you trust us even after we've proved to not be a threat to you?" "Why should I trust a group of people who call themselves 'Heros'? As far as I'm concerned, hero's don't exist besides in movies or fairytales" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dive into the story of a young woman named Athena Wolf. What was suppost to be a normal day for her, turned into a complete nightmare when she was suddenly kidnapped, rendered unconscious, and turned into a lab experiment. But the next time she awakes she not only notices that the world she knew is long gone, but that she's far from normal. Not trusting anyone and unsure what has been done to her or what she's capable of, she run's and hide's. Read along as Athena learns about this new world full of a superhuman society, about what she capable of, who she can trust, and maybe even come to love.

Saving lives was supposed to be the hardest part. Not him. After years of relentless ambition, sleepless nights, and surgical precision, you finally have your life under control-top of your class, deep in residency, and too busy to breathe, let alone fall in love. Enter Katsuki Bakugo. Your most difficult patient. Your most irritating problem. And now-apparently-your fiancé. Forced into an arrangement neither of you agreed to, you clash at every turn-sharp words, sharper tension, and a mutual refusal to give in. But somewhere between late-night hospital visits, unspoken understanding, and moments that hit a little too close to the heart... Lines start to blur. Because the worst part isn't being stuck with him. It's the feeling that maybe- just maybe- you wouldn't choose anyone else.

While on the run from her abusive older brother, her only remaining family, Adalie comes across a severely injured forest spirit named Koa, who begs Adalie for help. Adalie takes them to nearby ruins of a grand old manor, where the spirit explains that they were attacked by a dangerous creature known as The Hybrid, a minion of the Dark Emperor Kaldareth. He rules over the Isen forest with an iron fist, so when he heard the locals whispering about a secret prophecy, one that speaks of a human girl leading to his downfall, he sent out his minions on a relentless search, attacking innocent spirits and animals, questioning them on whether they've seen her, and then killing them, so the girl won't know of her destiny should she come across one of his victims. Luckily, the Hybrid was sloppy, and Koa is still alive... but barely. They strike a deal with Adalie. I exchange for her help in collecting the ingredients required to make a potion which will save them, Koa will free her from living her brother. So Adalie sets out on a dangerous quest, aided by a mysterious yet strikingly handsome river spirit, Zyair. Thrown into a dark new fantasy world crawling with watchful eyes and lingering threats, will Adalie succeed and save Koa? Or will she be captured by the cruel Emperor whose only goal is to kill her?

What would you feel if the world around you suddenly changed overnight? Ruina was only a farm girl who desired nothing but to serve the people who saved her on one raging night of ash and blood. Until a fateful encounter will put a start to an already-written story. The beginning of a story full of adventure and comedy. A strong bond of friendship that is tied by fun time and tragedy. "One day, my life only revolves around soil and plants. I never thought I would be tasked to protect the weak and serve humanity."

For a very special assignment, Shikamaru Nara must temporarily vacate his safe desk job. His mission: personal protection for Temari Sabaku. What sounds like a routine job, however, becomes a true challenge even for the Special Unit's most brilliant strategist. Protecting her was supposed to be easy. He couldn't have been more wrong.

𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤. A chaotic little lover story 11 year old Elizabeth Scamander is an American born witch trying to live life to the fullest with magic and muggles. Though it all changes on her eleventh birthday when she gets a letter regarding her going to Hogwarts. In Hogwarts she meets many new kinds of people, but one in particular catch's her eye. Draco Malfoy. -Enemies to friends to lovers to enemies to lovers -Slow burn -Years 1-7 -Humor -Includes made up characters not in the Harry Potter franchise All Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling

⊱ 𝓝𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 ⊰ Olivia Carver, the hopeless romantic, who denies it and tries to hide away the cracking shadows of her past trauma with smiles and laughter. Aiden Parker, who has his own load of shit in his past to deal with too, but he copes a different way- the more violent way by getting in trouble almost every single day. They despise each other. After 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 day, Olivia and Aiden both already try to avoid each other as much as possible in school. But how much can that help when Aiden is forced to give her basketball lessons they need to do for their grade and she cannot refuse because she completely sucks in sports? What will happen when the line of 'just a month of tolerating each other' blur and they can actually stand each other? Maybe even more than that. 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭: ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 2025