Sarcasm Stories

•[COMPLETED]• Book-1 of Costello series. Valentina is a free spirited bubbly girl who can sometimes be very annoyingly kind and sometimes just.. annoying. She has lived in Texas as long as she can remember with her mother with no knowledge of her rest of her family. Suddenly her life takes a huge turn. Loved ones are lost and sudden revelations are made. She is not very good at dealing with changes. Well let's just say she is in for a huge surprise when she finds out about her father and the fact that she has six brothers. Yeah that's gonna be fun :) . . Yup this is another older brother/ mafia family story. Enjoy! Best rankings: #1 in siblings #1 in Big brothers #1 in American mafia #1 in Costello #1 in cousin #1 in lost Princess #2 in mafia brothers #2 in lost daughter #3 in badass #3 in family secrets #4 in older brother #5 in sarcasm #4 in sister #4 in reunited

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

Evangeline Winters is the pinnacle of kindness. A permanent smile on her face, always willing to lend a helping hand, and she would never hurt a fly. She has never lost composure. Never. Aiden Anderson is someone she should avoid. Brooding, mysterious, and the least friendly person ever known to man. He tolerates few, and cares even less. And that bike of his? That should serve as a warning. He's dangerous. So why is it that she can't stay away from him? He is the only person to ever make her snap. And she is the only woman who will make him fall to his knees.

Step into a world where speed regins supereme - and speed always brings chaos. It was not everyday that an eighteen year old boy was entrusted with the life of a thirteen year old girl, but Max Verstappen made it happen. He would go to the moon and back for his little princess - without hesitation. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ But time does not slow for anyone. As the girl grows into her own, navigating adulthood beneath the blinding lights of Formula One, Max is forced to watch and not intervene. The grid adores her, eyes linger, hearts falter. 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️ Admiration quickly turns into something far more dangerous. How does a man who fears nothing face the reality of watching his little princess be desired by the very world he lives in? What happens when speed, love, protection and fame collide? And in a paddock full of champions and stolen hearts - who will keep her heart safe? OC x F1 Driver Adoption **Chapters 8-18 are being re-edited**

Ella was kidnapped by the Greek mafia at just three years old and endured years of brutal torment until she finally rose to power. By sixteen, she had become the feared Donna of the Greek underworld and the legendary assassin known as Belladonna. But when CPS steps in, she is forced to live under the same roof as her six Italian mafia brothers, a family she never asked for. Can Ella learn to trust the people who want to protect her, or has her past carved wounds too deep for her to ever truly open up? "So... where are you shipping me off to? What foster home this time?" "No, Miss Drakos. We found your biological family." I looked at them, then back at him. "Yeah... no thanks," I said flatly.

"Why are you so fucking scared of the truth?" He seethed. The truth. I slowly brought my hands up to his face and kissed him. I kissed him with a desperation akin to that of defying death. This is the closest to the truth you will ever get. I needed this. For the first time in my life i found myself wanting someone, needing someone. I needed his words, i needed his cruelty, i needed his insults, i needed every bit of him. **************************************************** A fracture in his facade. Alystair Satori built walls so high he created an unescapable prison for himself. Cold and indifferent was what he was notoriously known as at the prestigious highly ranked boarding school in England for the rich. The schools new player, Romen Abarra, all he's ever known was alcohol, flirting and running from brutal memories. If only they knew why he left home. What started out as flirting and banters between the unlikely pair turns into something consuming, dangerous and unrelenting love in the chaos of it all. #2 fuckboy #1 rich //15/10/2025

At Station 118, Aurora Russo and Evan Buckley have been inseparable for years - partners in chaos, confidants in quiet moments, and the kind of best friends who speak fluent sarcasm and shared glances. From the outside, it's all jokes and banter. But inside, something deeper has been growing. Aurora, who once only has her father Francesco Russo to call family, never imagined she'd find a second home in a firehouse. But with Bobby, Hen, Chimney, Eddie - and Buck - she finally understands what it means to belong. To be seen. To be understood. And Love? That's not a word she trusts. Not after watching her mother walk out at sixteen. Not after years of building walls to protect herself and her dad. But Buck? He's relentless in the softest way. He shows up. He listens. He stays. And no matter how hard Aurora tries to convince herself it's nothing, her heart keeps proving her wrong. He's not just trying to win her over. He's trying to show her that maybe - just maybe - love isn't a fairytale. It's real. And it's standing right in front of her.

̗̀➛ anaya zheng didn't want to be a demigod. in her ideal world, she's invisible. a typical face in the millions. but after getting her head bashed in by crazed wind spirits trying to murder her on the grand canyon, her ideal world becomes a myth. and myths become her reality. tossed into a quest with her three "sort of friends", adjusting to being the daughter of a god definitely isn't easy. it isn't all bad. she's got leo valdez. he's the only one that really makes sense to her, mostly after a few near death experiences with him. maybe, she thinks, this demigod thing isn't so grim after all. the odds are impossible. the path is unforgiving. and failure isn't an option, unless anaya wants to eat dirt for the rest of her life. (stupid dirt lady...) eight half-bloods must answer the call, at the end of the day. whether that day ends in storm or fire? well, anaya doesn't know. but she'll fight whatever ridiculous fate lays before her. -not all canon (relating to plot) -currently in-editing/worked on constantly. -follows the plot of heroes of olympus (minor changes) -slow burn -oc! x canon The Lost Hero ✅ The Mark of Athena ✅ The House of Hades ... The Blood of Olympus RATINGS: #1 PJO - 03/03/26 #1 Frank Zhang 03/09/26 #1 Rick Riordan 03/10/26

Y/n L/n, a 5'2 brown haired girl with a sarcastic sense of humor has been friends with Kuroo Tetsuro whos a chemistry geek and volleyball captain since childhood. Both have feelings for each other but one more obvious than the other. ❗️ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO FURUDATE AND ALL ART IS NOT MINE- credits to everyone!❗️

"Y/n," you said, because apparently introductions were happening whether you liked it or not. He tilted his head slightly, as if committing the name to memory. "Moriarty." Of course it was. The name settled strangely in your mind, like it belonged to something you hadn't quite figured out yet. "Well, Moriarty," you said lightly, "try not to stand directly in people's walking paths. It's a dangerous lifestyle." "I was standing still." This story does not follow the original storyline of the Young Sherlock series. But please enjoy it anyway.

Liliana Hawthorne and Miles Hayes have spent years competing for first place. Test scores. Rankings. Academic titles. There's always been a winner. There's always been a loser. What there's never been- is anything else. Until the rivalry starts to feel like something neither of them can quite define. And when Miles begins to pull away without explanation, Liliana is left questioning everything she thought she understood- about him, about their rivalry, and about herself. Because losing to him was one thing. But losing him? That was never part of the competition

Okay, so picture this: you're at some event, maybe a party, a work thing, a religious gathering, it doesn't really matter and there's that person... you know the one... who just doesn't stop talking. They're going on and on about something you couldn't care less about, and they keep glancing at you like they expect you to chime in with some life-altering insights. And you, like me, just want to shout, "Can you please stop talking?!" But, you know, you can't actually say that. So what do you do? You need an escape route, a verbal escape pod, something to get you out of that conversation without setting off World War III. And that, my friend, is exactly why i wrote this book. Because trust me, i've been there. One time i actually wanted to say this to someone: "I'm sure whatever i have to say can wait till you're smarter" and i wish i did. • THIS BOOK contains ESCAPE LINES to get you out of any situation. Think of it as your personal get-out-of-jail-free card for those moments when you just need to disappear - verbally, of course. •• Your VOTES and COMMENTS are my ammunition - so please, let me know what you think! Share your laughs, your gasps😱, and your survival tips! Let's build our own little tribe of social ninjas together. We'll be UNSTOPPABLE. ••• BY THE WAY, I OWN ALL THESE WORDS AND IDEAS (just a friendly reminder!☺️). I worked hard to bring you this wisdom, so if you see any other copycats out here, send them my way... or better yet, just show them your amazing escape skills.😭 •••• If you spot any typos that i didn't catch, please let me know respectfully. Because even a master escape artist needs a little help now and then. ••••• THANKS for joining the escape plan! I know we're about to have a not-so-awkward journey together!🤗🧡

Este doar o primă încercare de a scrie ceva mai mult de câteva idei. Este o autoironie a personajei principale, inspirată din viața reală. Dacă măcar o idee vă amuză, atunci m-aș bucura enorm.

*super slow updates* Highest ranking: - #1 in BADASS - #6 in UNDERGROUND - #8 in HACKER - #2 in HACKING - #20 in HUMOR - # 21 in MYSTERIOUS - #23 in SARCASM

Seriously nothing serious!

"Seven years passed, but my feelings for you is still the same." Kim Seungmin ff Started: Nov. 21, 2025 #1 sarcasm #16 sarcasm #48 stalker #2 minmin

I was supposed to be sacrificed to the God of Death. Instead, I broke a crystal older than time and accidentally bound myself to him. He's not pleased. I'm still not sorry. Now Keane won't leave my side until he figures out what I did-and I can't get rid of him long enough to stop a prophecy that's about to ruin my brother's life. Which means I'm stuck traveling with Death. He's quiet. He's dangerous . And he definitely doesn't trust me. Unfortunately for him, I'm not exactly the obedient sacrifice type. Unfortunately for me... I might be starting to like him.

𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤. 11 year old Elizabeth Scamander is an American born witch trying to live life to the fullest with magic and muggles. Though it all changes on her eleventh birthday when she gets a letter regarding her going to Hogwarts. In Hogwarts she meets many new kinds of people, but one in particular catch's her eye. Draco Malfoy. -Enemies to friends to lovers to enemies to lovers -Slow burn -Years 1-7 -Humor -Includes made up characters not in the Harry Potter franchise All Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling

A razor-sharp, pitch-black satire of the modern corporate machine. Fuck Me Daddy takes the clinical, soulless language of 2026 HR culture and turns it into a weapon of psychological warfare. It's American Psycho for the LinkedIn generation-cold, calculated, and dangerously funny.

Vayra Deshmukh is a fearless fighter with a secret mission: rescuing women from the darkest corners of the city. Draven Pawar is a brilliant gynaecologist and sharpshooter, saving children from human trafficking. They hate each other-intensely-but when their worlds collide, sarcasm sparks, bullets fly, and dark attraction ignites. Six characters. Deadly missions. Dangerous secrets. And a love that burns through the shadows.