Sarcasm Stories

A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

She was stolen but never forgotten. And now... she's back. Kidnapped at just two years old, Eden Blackthorn vanished without a trace - until one violent night changed everything. She built a new life in the shadows: underground fights, illegal street races, and a stage name no one dared cross. Eve. But a run-in with the law unravels the truth she never asked for. A mother still grieving. A father desperate. And seven older brothers who never stopped searching. Problem is - Eden isn't their sweet, innocent sister anymore. She's a fighter, a survivor, and she doesn't trust anyone. Now thrown into a world of blood ties and buried secrets, Eden must face the family she can't remember, the past she can't escape, and a war between loyalty and survival. Family means never having to say you're sorry - but sometimes, it means bleeding for people you barely know. Ranks: #1 out of 1.36k : cusswords #2 out of 18.9k : mafiaprincess #2 out of 13k : sarcasm #3 out of 119k : abuse #29 out of 2.51M : love #47 out of 54.8k : trauma

Lyrica Hale, the wife of Derek Hale, teaches Musical History at Beacon Hills High School. She's a werewolf, bitten and turned at the age of 14. The day she was turned, a mark appeared on the base of her neck, replacing the nasty bite. She had no clue what it was, a confusing black triskele with a bunch of letters around it. She tried to ignore it, until she met Derek and Laura Hale when she was 16, and everything fell into place. Lyrica and Derek move from their happy home in Ohio back to the place that brought Derek so much pain, when his older sister, Laura, calls for help. Lyrica and Derek were never used to being around a lot of people. So, understandably, they're a little overwhelmed when so many teenagers begin relying on them. //Hello! If you're reading this, I assume you have already read Mama Hale, the original draft of this story. If so, welcome to a MUCH better version of the story you all love. If you haven't read the story, that's okay! This one is more or less the same, just fixed up and written better. The sequel, The Mother of Beacon Hills, will still match up with this version of Mama Hale. This story WILL follow the Teen Wolf T.V. show. Enjoy!//

Dean Di Laurentis can hook up with anyone on campus. Anyone except Avery Graham. Garrett Graham made that very clear the second his freshman sister stepped foot at Briar University. Which should make staying away easy. Except Avery is sarcastic, stubborn, impossible to ignore, and somehow the only girl Dean can't stop thinking about. Now they're sneaking around behind Garrett's back, hiding feelings that were never supposed to happen, and risking friendships that could blow up the entire hockey house. The worst part? Dean was supposed to be the heartbreak. Not the one falling first.

**Perfect Chaos** Friendly Enemies-to-chaotic lovers. Found family. Buried trauma. A love that burns slow-and a shadow ready to break her. She's the wildfire everyone leans on-loud, loyal, unbreakable. She fights for her friends and pretends the nightmares don't still wake her screaming. She says she's fine. She's lying. He's the sarcastic guy who acts like she's his headache. The one who notices when her smile cracks. The one who carries her when she breaks. The one who whispers "I've got you" like a vow. He says he's fine. He's lying. Their chaotic family is everything-late-night donut runs, color wars, two fiercely loyal dogs who guard her heart. But one is slipping away. Secret calls. Forced smiles. Guilt she can't name. And someone is watching. Planting photos. Whispering doubts. Turning closeness into betrayal. Waiting to isolate her... and make her his. A festival of colors hiding fractures. Panic in the dark. Late-night confessions. They laugh. They fight. They fall apart together. But when the pictures arrive, will everyone survives what comes next? **Perfect Chaos** - where friendship keeps them breathing, love is the deadliest risk, and the shadow already knows how to break her. Step into the storm. You won't look away. 🌪️💜

(Kuroo x Fem reader) Y/n L/n, a girl with a sarcastic sense of humor has been friends with Kuroo Tetsuro whos a chemistry geek and volleyball captain since childhood. As they go through their last year of high school, they experience the full blown mix of school spirit, drama, tedious classes, and their ever growing pushed away feelings for each other. ❗️ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO FURUDATE AND ALL ART IS NOT MINE- credits to marmar for the amazing cover of the book!!!❗️

Most Hunters die once. Elias Vargas keeps coming back. At 19, Elias is one of Paradise Academy's most promising Hunter students. Quiet. Efficient. Difficult to kill. Command calls him Black Spear, a weapon forged for the things that wait beyond the edge of the world. Paradise Academy calls him a student. Elias isn't sure either of them are right. When a mission ends with another impossible death and an even more impossible return, questions begin following him back to campus. Questions about where he was, why he disappeared, and about the things Command would rather remain buried. The problem is that some truths are dangerous to speak. And some are impossible. As friendships deepen and old loyalties begin to crack, Elias finds himself caught between the person everyone needs him to be and the person he's no longer sure he's allowed to become. Because survival has a cost. Because ghosts don't come back unchanged. And because the road he's been walking for years is heading toward something far worse than death. Silence is better than screaming. Until silence becomes the thing that's killing you.

Welcome to Stickville, a place full of diversity, chaos, unhinge shenanigans, and maybe some magic. In this area are three friends just trying to get through life with a fourth member tagging along with them. But the fourth member could be hiding something from them, but who knows? Just prepare yourselves and get ready for some STICKY Shenanigans. (Disclaimer: if you are under the age of 13 please don't read my story, my humor is very edgy and unhinge. Also this is my first time writing something so if there's a problem with my story let me know)

Alix Moreau crossed an ocean at seventeen to train under the most demanding coach in figure skating. After three years of practice, small successes and a career-threatening injury, she's back on the rink with one goal: qualify for the Olympics. Roman Rozhenov knows some victories cost more than they're worth. A former world-class skater who gave everything to the sport, he's spent the last decade turning talent into champions and hoping Alix Moreau never has to sacrifice the parts of herself he loves most. Roman can pinpoint the exact moment every athlete under his care landed their first triple Axel, the angle of their blade, even the look on their face when they realised they were capable of more. He can't pinpoint when Alix became the rare thing he stopped trying to explain and simply hoped never to lose. ~ I finish tightening the laces on my skates and push to my feet. "You're limping again," Roman says the way other people might point out it's raining. "That's a very serious accusation." He reaches into his pocket and drops two painkillers into my palm before handing me his water bottle. I stare at them. Roman can't take painkillers; he's allergic. Which means he's been carrying them around for me. Again. "Why are you like this?" His gaze finds mine. I've seen those eyes reduce national champions to tears. I've never once been afraid of them. "Because after three years, zanoza," he says, "the things that hurt you tend to get my attention." ~

⊱ 𝓝𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 ⊰ Olivia Carver, the hopeless romantic, who denies it and tries to hide away the cracking shadows of her past trauma with smiles and laughter. Aiden Parker, who has his own load of shit in his past to deal with too, but he copes a different way- the more violent way by getting in trouble almost every single day. They despise each other. After 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 day, Olivia and Aiden both already try to avoid each other as much as possible in school. But how much can that help when Aiden is forced to give her basketball lessons they need to do for their grade and she cannot refuse because she completely sucks in sports? What will happen when the line of 'just a month of tolerating each other' blur and they can actually stand each other? Maybe even more than that. 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭: ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 2025

A team of experts tackling "impossible" missions across London and surviving them like cockroaches. The thing about cockroaches? Where there's one, there are more nearby, they consider each other family, and they are absolutely impossible to get rid of. Multi crossover fanfiction story with a lot of sarcasm and chosen family love.

They say Cupid shoots arrows, but in Wyatt Vance's experience, love feels a lot more like a swift left hook to the jaw. Wyatt prefers logic, and keeping his head down. After watching his mother walk out on his family, he's reached a foolproof conclusion: feelings make people stupid, and romance is a battlefield best observed from a safe distance. That is, until he steps in to play matchmaker, determined to orchestrate a perfect, casualty-free love story for his hopelessly pining coworker, Julian Moreno. But playing Cupid is a dangerous game-especially when the target changes.

Emery Curran is one of a long bloodline of lycans, she was an alphas daughter. Her world changed after one night. And it would never be the same again.

Lights. Camera. Action. Elena knows the rules. Show up. Hit your mark. Say your lines. Don't let anyone see the real you. Adam knows them too. Be professional. Stay focused. Never blur the line between the camera and real life. There's just one problem. Somewhere between rehearsals, late-night script changes, inside jokes, and scenes that begin to feel a little too real, the script stops making sense. Now the chemistry everyone's applauding on screen is becoming impossible to ignore off screen. But in an industry built on appearances, one wrong move can become tomorrow's headline. Because some stories follow the script. Theirs never intended to.

A boy meets a girl in teen age... He falls in love with her. But she believes in being single and if loved then unconditional. His love is same. After a year they get parted and the girl got forcefully married to a king. Now let's know if they will get to love each other or there might be some secret hidden in both hearts.... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ It was a dark basement type place where he opened his eyes. Lights were flickering. He opened his eyes and hissed in pain.. Blood was all over him. Suddenly a sound of tak-tak-tak-tak came, and when the person was visible, he saw her........................... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ He thought she was just a little girl who was scared of dogs.... BUT Two Black Panthers, who were well known for eating their prey mercilessly, doing KATHAK on her fingertip😏..................

This is an English translation of my own fiction novel: Mari Kita Bully Demi Kebaikan. What happens when a single stare can change a person? Joko Wiryawan, an elementary school teacher famous for his death stare, has never laid a hand on a student. But one look from him... and a kid instantly feels guilty for the sins of their entire bloodline. From that stare came the "Social Stare Movement" - a silent act that made rule-breakers crumble under their own shame. But once the movement went viral and the government hijacked it, everything fell apart. Honest people started dying. Elementary kids took revenge with kitchen knives. And those who only wanted to look "morally perfect" ended up killing the very idea of goodness itself. A funny, bitter, and painfully honest story about morality, social media, and the danger of trying to be the most righteous person on the internet. Because sometimes... the one that needs saving the most isn't the world - but yourself.

Riven, a vampire thought immortality was exhausting. Then he started a podcast... What begins as a cure for centuries of boredom turns into Internet attention, unwanted theories, and strange visits to the Manor. A modern gothic vampire story about offbeat humor, old secrets, and the terrible consequences of letting the wrong people listen.🎙️🧛

Imagine waking up in a world you have just read about. Then imagine figuring out that you were supposed to die in the first chapter but somehow survived. Well that happened to me- 19 year old Zafira Mirza was running away from her psychotic ex when he finally cornered and killed her. She wakes up in a different world and is saved by an unknown figure. Who is he? Well you'll have to read to find out

Apa jadinya kalau tatapan tajam bisa bikin orang berubah? Joko Wiryawan, guru SD yang terkenal dengan "tatapan maut"-nya, nggak pernah mukul murid. Tapi sekali dia menatap... murid bisa langsung merasa berdosa tiga generasi ke belakang. Dari tatapan itu, lahir gerakan "Tatapan Sosial" - aksi diam yang bikin pelanggar aturan malu sendiri. Tapi saat gerakan itu viral dan diambil alih pemerintah, segalanya jadi kacau. Orang jujur dibunuh. Anak SD balas dendam pakai pisau dapur. Dan orang-orang yang cuma mau terlihat baik, malah membunuh kebaikan itu sendiri. Sebuah kisah lucu, getir, dan reflektif tentang moral, media sosial, dan bahaya jadi manusia paling benar di internet. > Karena terkadang... yang paling perlu diselamatkan bukan dunia, tapi diri sendiri dulu.