Sarcasm Stories

Step into the world of speed and speed always brings chaos. It was not everyday that a 18 year old boy was allowed to adopt a 13 year old girl but Max made it happen and he was ready to go to the moon and back for his little princess...... How do you think Max would react when he sees his little princess navigate her adult life? How would he feel when his little princess is being adored by the grid and drivers are falling in love with her? Who will she pick?

!Warning!This is pure act of fiction and please don't take this seriously or else Jypapi will appear in your bedroom at night<3 Lee Yu-Ri, A 13 year old girl that always hangs out in the JYP staff-only Cafe(not real)after school since her dad worked there. She wasn't just regulary visiting and checking up on her dad, In fact she was kinda a stalker for Kim Seungmin despite her age. An 18 year old kpop Idol who was in a group called STRAY KIDS, debuted just recently together with his members. After some time, they interacted and all that stuff until she had to leave the country because of family problems and returns 7 years later and didn't know that he was still working with the company. Would they be able to go back as friends or something more? Kim Seungmin ff

Ella was kidnapped by the Greek mafia at just three years old and endured years of brutal torment until she finally rose to power. By sixteen, she had become the feared Donna of the Greek underworld and the legendary assassin known as Belladonna. But when CPS steps in, she is forced to live under the same roof as her six Italian mafia brothers, a family she never asked for. Can Ella learn to trust the people who want to protect her, or has her past carved wounds too deep for her to ever truly open up? "So... where are you shipping me off to? What foster home this time?" "No, Miss Drakos. We found your biological family." I looked at them, then back at him. "Yeah... no thanks," I said flatly.

Amazing cover by Anel_graphics Secrets, lies, and family ties. Gabriella De'Luca thought she knew her family's secrets, but it turns out she's only scratched the surface. Dive back into the world of the De'Lucas, where loyalty is tested, alliances are forged, and the truth can be deadly. As Gabriella digs deeper, she'll uncover shocking revelations and unexpected alliances that will change everything. But with every step closer to the truth, she'll begin to realize that the people she trusts most may not be who they seem. The faces she's loved and known may hide secrets and lies that will shatter her world. What will Gabriella uncover next? And who will she trust when the truth threatens to destroy everything she thought she knew? (Note: Best read after "The Lost De'Luca")

She was stolen but never forgotten. And now... she's back. Kidnapped at just two years old, Eden Blackthorn vanished without a trace - until one violent night changed everything. She built a new life in the shadows: underground fights, illegal street races, and a stage name no one dared cross. Eve. But a run-in with the law unravels the truth she never asked for. A mother still grieving. A father desperate. And seven older brothers who never stopped searching. Problem is - Eden isn't their sweet, innocent sister anymore. She's a fighter, a survivor, and she doesn't trust anyone. Now thrown into a world of blood ties and buried secrets, Eden must face the family she can't remember, the past she can't escape, and a war between loyalty and survival. Family means never having to say you're sorry - but sometimes, it means bleeding for people you barely know. Ranks: #1 out of 1.36k : cusswords #2 out of 18.9k : mafiaprincess #2 out of 13k : sarcasm #3 out of 119k : abuse #47 out of 54.8k : trauma #54 out of 2.51M : love

Snow White always hated her name. It made her a walking punchline and a target for not-so-subtle snickers. But when she catches the golden gaze of Mark Sanders, the joke stops being funny. Mark isn't who he pretends to be. He's a werewolf, a monster, and he has dragged Snow into a disaster she never wanted to be a part of. This is not a choice she wants, but it is one she cannot refuse. Snow is suddenly bound to Mark by a forbidden desire she can't explain, and by a terrifying biological truth: the Mate Bond is a survival mechanism. If she leaves, Mark will lose his sanity and become a feral beast. Now, with ruthless enemies closing in and a war between wolf packs tearing their world apart, Snow has a devastating decision to make. Does she run, gaining her freedom but condemning the boy who stole her heart to madness? Or does she stay and fight a war she never signed up for, embracing the deadly attraction that threatens to consume them both? A unique werewolf romance with original lore.

A group of seemingly ordinary teenagers discovers they are anything but. Each possesses extraordinary abilities-powers they never asked for and barely understand, from shapeshifting and invisibility to time manipulation and matter control. Elemental gifts, stolen bloodlines, and ancient curses awaken within them, bringing a terrifying realization: the fate of the elemental realm-and the survival of magic itself-is in their hands. If they fail, the balance will collapse, and the magical world could vanish forever. Among them, Mason Cohen harbors a dangerous secret. He is a Wildborn, part of a cursed bloodline that knows the truth about the Cursed One-the girl whose very existence could tip the scales of magic. His mission is clear: locate her, monitor her, and prepare for what must be done. When he meets Aurora Gaultier, a girl whose powers seem unusual but harmless, he sees an opportunity. She willingly helps him, believing his intentions are genuine, and Mason finds himself drawn to her in ways he was never meant to be. Falling in love was never part of the plan, and every moment they spend together complicates his mission-and his heart. The closer he gets to her, the harder it becomes to keep his secret. Every stolen glance, every shared moment twists his mission into something dangerous-something intensely personal. And when Aurora eventually uncovers the truth, the world they thought they knew will shatter. Trust becomes a weapon. Love becomes a gamble. And the line between friend, enemy, and lover blurs. Mason was never supposed to care-but protecting Aurora might cost him everything. It wasn't meant to happen this way. It wasn't meant to happen at all. But fate, as always, has other plans. qw mk

You'd think being the secret son of Zeus would come with cool powers, fame, maybe a lightning sword. Nope. Try: monsters, trauma, and a prophecy that refuses to mind its own business. I'm Xander-16, sarcastic, and apparently "the strongest mortal in fifty years," which sounds impressive until a hellhound uses you as a chew toy. When the Heart of Tartarus is stolen-a stone capable of bringing Kronos back-I'm shoved into a quest with six other misfits. We've got a genius, a thief, an axe-addict, a fashion queen, a calm blacksmith... and a mortal girl who should not see through the Mist, but totally does. And somehow she can tame Underworld creatures like they're golden retrievers. Together, we're supposed to stop a war between gods, survive monsters, and not kill each other. This is my story. Told my way. You're stuck with me now. quick note from Jedi: This cover is stock art (AI enhanced) but I really like it, second this universe is related to the PJO universe Rick Riordan created though it is a new universe

She was supposed to watch him, study her prey as he lived his perfect life. Perfect, until she stepped into it. Like a wallflower dissolving into passing footsteps, she learned how to disappear in plain sight. Her deception slipped under his skin, quiet and irreversible, flowing through his veins before he ever noticed the wound. She memorized him in fragments: the way his hands lingered on her curves, the way her rehearsed smile softened into something dangerously real. The closer she got, the harder it became to tell where the lie ended and desire began. Seduction turned into hunger. Strategy into craving. Love- reckless, ruinous; grew from the wreckage of her deceit. And still, all that remained was for her to pull the trigger. The demon she was sent to destroy fell for her perfectly. He would have burned the world down for the woman he loved. Her. Except her truth was justice. Their love was a lie. Her most careful lie

The Academy of Dignified Arts, aka the most prestigious school known to all kind of artists, including Bianca Duval. The entrance's difficulty is not about money, or prestige, it's even worse, it's about talent. She prepared herself to any obstacle that could block her from success, but she didn't think too much about boys. No one has ever managed to distract her. Until, Davi Da Costa, a brazilian surfer who only has his foul mouth to make her lose focus. But between sarcasm, ambition and misunderstandings ; will they manage to complete their goals and open their hearts ? ྀི International academy ྀི Dumb x Mean sarcasm ྀི Pastry x Sport student ྀི French fmc x Brazilian mmc ྀི Slow burn ྀི Spice free ྀི Energetic characters

"Nope. Nuh uh. You bunch of magicky weirdos can't stuff me with some other magicky weirdos I don't even flippin know. I'm out." "But, Ms. Potter, how will you remain alive in the streets?" "Dunno, Don't care, but I am not spending my 11th with a loada people who dumped me on the doorstep of doom." Amber Potter, Harry's twin sister, was the person who destroyed Voldy. But Harry got a stupid scar from a piece of wood, so he was the one who got all the fame. Dumbledore carted her off to the Dursleys', claiming that her brother needed special training. Lily and James agreed at once, without thinking. The Dursleys', however, abandoned Amber in the USA at the age of 5. Living in the streets gave Amber plenty of things, including an outraging amount of sass, sarcasm, ability to steal without being caught, and a family-like group of friends. But when she gets carted off (again) to Hogwarts, meets her twin and parents, what will happen?

Ash Grey is a man who doesn't take life too seriously. A sharp-tongued, clever, and slightly mysterious wanderer, Ash drifts from town to town, relying on wit, skill and his trusted estoc to navigate danger, mischief and the occasional job that promises both coin and trouble. Calm in the chaos, quick with humor, and ever curious about the world's oddities, Ash attracts enemies and allies alike, all while leaving a subtle trail of chaos wherever he goes.

When burnt-out office worker Cassie overworks herself straight into another world, she expects the usual isekai package: gorgeous nobles, dramatic ballroom politics, maybe even a swoony romance route to fix her trash life. Instead, a mysterious system boots up in her vision, one that tracks "Affinity Scores," hands out quests, and helpfully reminds her that her entire reality is stitched together by tropes. At first, it's fun. Easy quests. Pretty outfits. Flirty eye contact. Cassie finally feels... chosen. But the system isn't stable. Routes flicker. NPCs hesitate. A "Questline Not Found" error pops over someone's head. And when Cassie accidentally pushes past her expected script, the world glitches, revealing pieces of something bigger, older, and very aware that she's here. To survive, Cassie must outsmart destiny, navigate dangerously handsome love interests, and resist becoming the perfect protagonist everyone expects. But every choice she makes corrupts the code a little more... and the system is starting to notice. Welcome to your happily ever after. Please ignore the 404 errors.

Oh, and did I forget to mention? I have absolutely no idea how to drive. So naturally, we made our grand escape by flying straight off the curb and slamming bonnet-first into a wall. Smooth, I know. And, of course, crashing into a wall wasn't exactly subtle-so we basically rang the dinner bell for every zombie in a five-mile radius. We had no choice but to jump out of the bus and run quietly. Yeah, because quietly sprinting for your life is totally a thing. The good news? Zombies run like they've got two left feet and no clue where they're going. We ran like hell-right into another lovely crowd of zombies. Kai looked at them, then at me, and shrugged. "Yep, we're doomed." Nice to see he was staying optimistic. Please vote ⭐🥺!

Claire Winters, professional matchmaker, coffee enthusiast and a woman who could use a dose of her own advice. After a date with a guy who thinks mocking her profession is a personality trait, she makes a bet. If she can secure his company a business deal with her abilities, she gets a big contract for her matchmakers office. What she did not expect was betting her own heart...

All Octavian wanted was to clock in, clock out, and maybe flirt with Isla without turning into a nervous wreck. Instead, he's breaking into houses (sorta), running a café with his best friend Jinder, hiring a time-traveling weirdo, and getting threatened by a pair of shady businessmen trying to shut everything down. Now a strange portal has opened, and something, or someone, not of this world is watching. And talking. And possibly planning something terrible. There's betrayal. There's chaos. There's a guy in a cage. But there's also friendship, found family, heartbreak, and a whole lot of breakfast food. It started with a café. Now it's a war for their reality.

Contrary to popular belief, Benjamin Brooks isn't crazy. He simply sees dead people. Unfortunately, that doesn't stop him from being admitted to a psychiatric unit to treat his so-called schizophrenia. But the clinic isn't what it seems - and neither are the other patients, behaving in ways that no diagnosis can explain. Now Benjamin is stuck with: - a kid who can't keep one identity straight, - a sugar-fueled meltdown waiting to happen, and - a walking hazard warning. Together, they set out to uncover the truth. What could possibly go wrong?

For the girls who wish to open a shop , that has a florist, cafe , restaurant, bookstore, and a bar in the evenings . This book is for you. Hope you enjoy it since this my maiden attempt at a romance book. A story that begins in Halloween and ends with Christmas cheer, wine books and love. Monica Silva ,An assistant editor working for a high profile publication decides to persue her dreams with her friends from high-school. She's the definition of a typical Goan girl raised abroad, a mix of curvy with athletic build, brown hair brown eyes , tan skin and 5'6, closed off and is always ready for a smart reply. Luciano Lombardi a business man and a relative of Monica's classmate is a man of mystery who doesn't get involved with people much, but he's your typical billionaire who doesn't show it, with black curly hair, green eyes, olive skin and we'll build muscular body, towering at the height of 6'5 . They're heading towards an exciting future when Monica and her friends Lola alongside valentina open a shop and Luciano is their business partner and his brother Leone is the one handling the deal, but the history between Leone and Lola catches upto them, Leaving Luciano and Monica to deal with everything in the end. Will the bookdragon and the secret master sommelier have chemistry brewing like one of the novels? Or will something else unfold between the two?

She's not your average girl. Tossed into the world of guns and death at a young age, She's already used to it all. Trained to become a cold-hearted killer. When she's given a target to eliminate, it turns out her heart isn't so cold after all. Instead her brain is a crack because you don't go hooking up with your Target. "I will ruin you." "You can't ruin something that's already ruined." Stuck between the devil and the red Sea. This Devil though, Is willing to have her for himself. Except it all comes with a price. ::::::: "You dare try to double cross me?!" "Awww. Did it hurt to get betrayed? Get used to it Dumbass!" I was shoved hard against the wall again. I cursed. Shit. Updates every Fridays and Saturdays! #1 in Dark Past 1/9/2023 #1 in Undercover 14/9/2023 #3 in Spy 1/05/2024 #1 in Spy 18/06/2024 #1 in Sassy 06/10/2024 #1 in gunfights 22/10/2025 ::::: Thank you for checking out my book. it's going to need all your love and support. lots of love, Sophie_Kvng❤️

Love, loyalty, and deceit are tangled in this gripping saga. Jalilah Mai, daughter of a high-ranking military official and a socialite captures the heart of Khalid Ladan, the scion of a renowned politician. With their families ready to exploit their love to mask their sinister agendas, the couple navigated the shady netherworld of power and greed. They might break free and create their destiny or allow their love to become the ultimate sacrifice. But each comes with a grave sacrifice. Ps: Not your regular kind of Love tale....😉