Sarcasm Stories

She was stolen but never forgotten. And now... she's back. Kidnapped at just two years old, Eden Blackthorn vanished without a trace - until one violent night changed everything. She built a new life in the shadows: underground fights, illegal street races, and a stage name no one dared cross. Eve. But a run-in with the law unravels the truth she never asked for. A mother still grieving. A father desperate. And seven older brothers who never stopped searching. Problem is - Eden isn't their sweet, innocent sister anymore. She's a fighter, a survivor, and she doesn't trust anyone. Now thrown into a world of blood ties and buried secrets, Eden must face the family she can't remember, the past she can't escape, and a war between loyalty and survival. Family means never having to say you're sorry - but sometimes, it means bleeding for people you barely know. Ranks: #1 out of 1.36k : cusswords #2 out of 18.9k : mafiaprincess #2 out of 13k : sarcasm #3 out of 119k : abuse #29 out of 2.51M : love #47 out of 54.8k : trauma

A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

Kushina and minato thought they weren't ready when a child came to their lives, they called him naruto and dropped him off at the orphanage, a year later, on his birthday, naruto was hiding when the kyuubi attacked , after it was sealed minato actually sealed it in his two new children, suki and banri, he split the fox into halves of both yin yang, but minato didn't want his twins to be thought of as demons, so for some holy reason that no one knows about, he said he sealed it in naruto, since naruto was no where to be seen in the village because he was hiding they believed him, so from then on he's had one of the worst lives while everyone at school makes fun of him, but what if while naruto uses shadow clones to save iruka, a person named Kai hyuga A.K.A. 'The ghost of the hyuga' saw him, and took interest , he was called the ghost of the hyuga because he thought that the hyuga could do more then just the gentle fist and because of that , he was cast out, but because of that he became a legend that he was the first choice to the fourth hokage , but declined, now he wants to train naruto, read and find out on the next episode of drag- never mind just read

Evangeline Lily Potter has always lived in the light. The perfect student, Gryffindor golden girl, and Harry Potter's twin sister - she knows what it means to be watched, to be expected to shine, to live in someone's shadow. Stubborn, clever, and just a little too sarcastic, and with ancient magic burning inside her. Then, in her sixth year, he shows up. Mattheo Riddle. The new Slytherin transfer with dark eyes, a dangerous smirk, and a last name that carries enough weight to crush her. Son of the Dark Lord. The boy everyone whispers about. The boy she swears she can't stand. Both with a Legacy written in blood. When their magic collides, Hogwarts holds its breath. They're also opposites in every way - sunshine and stormcloud, Gryffindor and Slytherin, Potter and Riddle. She's the definition of order, he's the definition of chaos. But when sparks turn into fire, and insults turn into late-night conversations, Evangeline finds herself drawn to the one boy she should hate the most. A boy who might be the only person who truly sees her - not "the Chosen One's twin." It's reckless. It's dangerous. It's forbidden. And it might just ruin them both. "A love story that was never supposed to happen." Ratings: 🥇 - #harrypotteruniverse (29/11/25) 🥇 - #writing (27/05/26) 🥇 - #read (04/08/26) Nr 2 - #Hogwarts (30/06/26) Nr 3 - #Sarcasm (3/12/25) Nr 3 - #legacy & #legacies (31/05/26) Nr 5 - #MattheoRiddle (30/05/26) Nr 5 - #Dracomalfoy (30/11/25) Nr 6 - #Riddle (29/11/25) Nr 6 - #Hermione (4/01/25) Nr 9 - #powers (02/08/26) Nr 9 - #enemies (03/08/26)

Amazing cover by Anel_graphics Secrets, lies, and family ties. Gabriella De'Luca thought she knew her family's secrets, but it turns out she's only scratched the surface. Dive back into the world of the De'Lucas, where loyalty is tested, alliances are forged, and the truth can be deadly. As Gabriella digs deeper, she'll uncover shocking revelations and unexpected alliances that will change everything. But with every step closer to the truth, she'll begin to realize that the people she trusts most may not be who they seem. The faces she's loved and known may hide secrets and lies that will shatter her world. What will Gabriella uncover next? And who will she trust when the truth threatens to destroy everything she thought she knew? (Note: Best read after "The Lost De'Luca")

When the gods decide to send a young demigod to their old friend Eywa, what will happen when they meet some navi called the Sully's and how will they return home to camp half blood guess you'll just have to wait and see

**Perfect Chaos** Friendly Enemies-to-chaotic lovers. Found family. Buried trauma. A love that burns slow-and a shadow ready to break her. She's the wildfire everyone leans on-loud, loyal, unbreakable. She fights for her friends and pretends the nightmares don't still wake her screaming. She says she's fine. She's lying. He's the sarcastic guy who acts like she's his headache. The one who notices when her smile cracks. The one who carries her when she breaks. The one who whispers "I've got you" like a vow. He says he's fine. He's lying. Their chaotic family is everything-late-night donut runs, color wars, two fiercely loyal dogs who guard her heart. But one is slipping away. Secret calls. Forced smiles. Guilt she can't name. And someone is watching. Planting photos. Whispering doubts. Turning closeness into betrayal. Waiting to isolate her... and make her his. A festival of colors hiding fractures. Panic in the dark. Late-night confessions. They laugh. They fight. They fall apart together. But when the pictures arrive, will everyone survives what comes next? **Perfect Chaos** - where friendship keeps them breathing, love is the deadliest risk, and the shadow already knows how to break her. Step into the storm. You won't look away. 🌪️💜

Writing a letter to her future self was supposed to be harmless. Stupid? Maybe. Dramatic? Absolutely. Magical? Not even a little. At least, that was what Erielle Stevens thought before the mailbox at her father's beach house answered back. Now her future self is warning her to stay away from Elias Dunbirk, the annoyingly attractive boy she has spent years hating. Easy enough. Except Elias needs her help finding his missing sister. Except the people around Erielle are lying. Except the boy she thought she loved is keeping secrets. And except Elias, for some deeply inconvenient reason, is starting to feel less like a warning and more like the beginning of everything. Erielle wanted answers from the future. She should have asked if she was ready for them.

⊱ 𝓝𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 ⊰ Olivia Carver, the hopeless romantic, who denies it and tries to hide away the cracking shadows of her past trauma with smiles and laughter. Aiden Parker, who has his own load of shit in his past to deal with too, but he copes a different way- the more violent way by getting in trouble almost every single day. They despise each other. After 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 day, Olivia and Aiden both already try to avoid each other as much as possible in school. But how much can that help when Aiden is forced to give her basketball lessons they need to do for their grade and she cannot refuse because she completely sucks in sports? What will happen when the line of 'just a month of tolerating each other' blur and they can actually stand each other? Maybe even more than that. 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭: ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 2025

Alix Moreau crossed an ocean at seventeen to train under the most demanding coach in figure skating. After three years of practice, small successes and a career-threatening injury, she's back on the rink with one goal: qualify for the Olympics. Roman Rozhenov knows some victories cost more than they're worth. A former world-class skater who gave everything to the sport, he's spent the last decade turning talent into champions and hoping Alix Moreau never has to sacrifice the parts of herself he loves most. Roman can pinpoint the exact moment every athlete under his care landed their first triple Axel, the angle of their blade, even the look on their face when they realised they were capable of more. He can't pinpoint when Alix became the rare thing he stopped trying to explain and simply hoped never to lose. ~ I finish tightening the laces on my skates and push to my feet. "You're limping again," Roman says the way other people might point out it's raining. "That's a very serious accusation." He reaches into his pocket and drops two painkillers into my palm before handing me his water bottle. I stare at them. Roman can't take painkillers; he's allergic. Which means he's been carrying them around for me. Again. "Why are you like this?" His gaze finds mine. I've seen those eyes reduce national champions to tears. I've never once been afraid of them. "Because after three years, zanoza," he says, "the things that hurt you tend to get my attention." ~

(Kuroo x Fem reader) Y/n L/n, a girl with a sarcastic sense of humor has been friends with Kuroo Tetsuro whos a chemistry geek and volleyball captain since childhood. As they go through their last year of high school, they experience the full blown mix of school spirit, drama, tedious classes, and their ever growing pushed away feelings for each other. ❗️ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO FURUDATE AND ALL ART IS NOT MINE- credits to marmar for the amazing cover of the book!!!❗️

To everyone at Beacon Hills High, Madilyn Martin has it all. She's well-liked, always surrounded by friends, and never short on a smile. But behind closed doors, Madilyn is hiding the truth about her home life-a truth she's spent years burying, even from her best friend, Lydia. Pretending everything is fine has become second nature, but with an older brother like Cody and the friends who help him keep her silent, hiding the truth is becoming harder every day. Then one terrifying night changes everything. Suddenly, Madilyn is pulled into a hidden world that has existed in the shadows of Beacon Hills for far longer than she ever imagined-one filled with dangerous secrets, impossible truths, and people who seem to know far more about her than they should. As strange things begin to happen around her, Madilyn finds herself caught between unexpected friendships, complicated feelings, and a future she never imagined. Because some secrets refuse to stay buried. And in Beacon Hills, loyalty always comes at a price.

"I'm okay don't worry about me it'll be fine." Are the words i always use when i'm sad. I always though my best friends loved and cared for me. At the end they always hated me, to the point they just wanted me to disappear. They orchestrated my rape, pictured and published it on social media and turned the situation like i was consent. Like it wasn't enough, they bullied me in school. Everyday to the point i just wanted to die. To stop feeling anything. The pain, the judgments. I tried, realy tried to die, but i guess even God don't want me. My parents on the other hand weren't different from others. They didn't trust me. I was nothing but a failure to them. I managed and got to college. Finally away from them. I promised myself i won't ever get back there, that i will forget all what happened and think it was just a bad dream. But a greek god named Jeremiah with a perfect cocky smirk, a jaw line sharp as glass and a body made directly from God's hands, who came crawling directly from hell just for me.

A team of experts tackling "impossible" missions across London and surviving them like cockroaches. The thing about cockroaches? Where there's one, there are more nearby, they consider each other family, and they are absolutely impossible to get rid of. Multi crossover fanfiction story with a lot of sarcasm and chosen family love.

After a demon invasion wiped out thousands of people, the world sealed off the contaminated region and declared it lost. Within the barrier, H.A.L.O. was created-a containment network designed to protect survivors and prepare for the war ahead. Children born inside the zone began developing sparks, abilities beyond human limits, and were raised as soldiers-the world's last defense. Life inside H.A.L.O. is divided: The gifted ones risk their lives. The sparkless are bound to endure. Sixteen-year-old Micaela believes becoming a soldier is the only way to matter. But when her dream doesn't follow the rules, the future she was promised begins to crumble...along with the truth behind H.A.L.O. WARNING: Includes dark themes, trauma, graphic violence, and emotional manipulation. Please read with care.

A collection of poems that I have created. Ramblings of the heart. Torment. Painful goodbyes. Heartbreaks. Or simply night musings. Celebration of life, love and death or anything in between. Copyright © 2020 - 2026. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the author.

Apa jadinya kalau tatapan tajam bisa bikin orang berubah? Joko Wiryawan, guru SD yang terkenal dengan "tatapan maut"-nya, nggak pernah mukul murid. Tapi sekali dia menatap... murid bisa langsung merasa berdosa tiga generasi ke belakang. Dari tatapan itu, lahir gerakan "Tatapan Sosial" - aksi diam yang bikin pelanggar aturan malu sendiri. Tapi saat gerakan itu viral dan diambil alih pemerintah, segalanya jadi kacau. Orang jujur dibunuh. Anak SD balas dendam pakai pisau dapur. Dan orang-orang yang cuma mau terlihat baik, malah membunuh kebaikan itu sendiri. Sebuah kisah lucu, getir, dan reflektif tentang moral, media sosial, dan bahaya jadi manusia paling benar di internet. > Karena terkadang... yang paling perlu diselamatkan bukan dunia, tapi diri sendiri dulu.

I made a career travelling through time killing the worst people in history: Gacy, Denke, Dahmler, Vasquez, Hitler more than once. But it's when I keep seeing her at every killing that I realise that I have competition. I might be the next one on her list, and the only thing more dangerous than being in a hitwoman's sights is falling in love with her. Cover by: CasualClyde https://cara.app/casualclyde/portfolio/book-covers Or https://www.instagram.com/casuall.clyde/

Best friends don't look at each other like that. Best friends don't think about it after. so whatever this is- it's definitely not just that.