Sarcasm Stories

Lyrica Hale, the wife of Derek Hale, teaches Musical History at Beacon Hills High School. She's a werewolf, bitten and turned at the age of 14. The day she was turned, a mark appeared on the base of her neck, replacing the nasty bite. She had no clue what it was, a confusing black triskele with a bunch of letters around it. She tried to ignore it, until she met Derek and Laura Hale when she was 16, and everything fell into place. Lyrica and Derek move from their happy home in Ohio back to the place that brought Derek so much pain, when his older sister, Laura, calls for help. Lyrica and Derek were never used to being around a lot of people. So, understandably, they're a little overwhelmed when so many teenagers begin relying on them. //Hello! If you're reading this, I assume you have already read Mama Hale, the original draft of this story. If so, welcome to a MUCH better version of the story you all love. If you haven't read the story, that's okay! This one is more or less the same, just fixed up and written better. The sequel, The Mother of Beacon Hills, will still match up with this version of Mama Hale. This story WILL follow the Teen Wolf T.V. show. Enjoy!//

An LGBT novel. THE ROAR OF THE CHEERING CROWD. Val Wash is one her school's best soccer players. She's charming, smooth talking and can get out of trouble with ease. At least that's how it was in the past, but now her heart's affection refuses to release its target, her straight best friend. THE ENCHANTING SUMMON OF THE DESIRED. Naomi Johnson has always loved men. Lately, certain passions have risen that muddle her love for her boyfriend and lead her down a path she has never tread. IT'S THEIR FINAL YEAR AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP GROWS UNSTABLE. What will happen when the girls appeal to their innermost wishes? Can their friendship last through the chaos that accompanies their senior year? Copyright © edanmorez, all rights reserved. Do not reproduce. (If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in it's original, safe, form, please go to (https://www.wattpad.com/user/edanmorez))

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

**Perfect Chaos** Friendly Enemies-to-chaotic lovers. Found family. Buried trauma. A love that burns slow-and a shadow ready to break her. She's the wildfire everyone leans on-loud, loyal, unbreakable. She fights for her friends and pretends the nightmares don't still wake her screaming. She says she's fine. She's lying. He's the sarcastic guy who acts like she's his headache. The one who notices when her smile cracks. The one who carries her when she breaks. The one who whispers "I've got you" like a vow. He says he's fine. He's lying. Their chaotic family is everything-late-night donut runs, color wars, two fiercely loyal dogs who guard her heart. But one is slipping away. Secret calls. Forced smiles. Guilt she can't name. And someone is watching. Planting photos. Whispering doubts. Turning closeness into betrayal. Waiting to isolate her... and make her his. A festival of colors hiding fractures. Panic in the dark. Late-night confessions. They laugh. They fight. They fall apart together. But when the pictures arrive, will everyone survives what comes next? **Perfect Chaos** - where friendship keeps them breathing, love is the deadliest risk, and the shadow already knows how to break her. Step into the storm. You won't look away. 🌪️💜

🌹 ROSES HAVE THORNS Everyone knows Thalia Moretti. The singer with the beautiful voice. The actress with the effortless smile. The sarcastic girl who can turn almost anything into a joke. The woman who somehow manages to be both ridiculously charming and completely chaotic. She's the kind of person people remember. And Thalia doesn't mind being remembered. After all, she likes being the rose that gets a lot of attention. But roses have thorns. Behind the laughter, sarcasm, and carefree personality is a side of Thalia that very few people have ever seen. A darker side. A side she doesn't talk about. A side she keeps carefully hidden beneath the person everyone thinks they know. Then she goes to Greece for what should have been a simple two-week vacation. Sunshine. Beaches. Good food. A little freedom. And, apparently, an unexpected encounter with a pair of grey eyes. She doesn't see the man's face. She barely sees him at all. But something about those eyes feels strangely familiar. Four years ago, she saw them at an event. Now they're staring back at her from across a resort. Coincidence? Maybe. Fate? Thalia isn't sure she believes in that. What she doesn't know is that the man behind those eyes isn't an ordinary stranger. He's powerful. Feared. Untouchable. And he's at the center of a world built on secrets, loyalty, danger, and people who don't forgive easily. A world Thalia knows nothing about. A world she's about to become dangerously close to. Because the more their paths cross, the harder it becomes for Thalia to keep her two sides separate. The rose everyone loves. And the thorns nobody sees coming. She's beautiful. She's unpredictable. She's dangerous in ways even she doesn't always understand. And sometimes, the prettiest roses are the ones you should be most careful touching. 🌹🖤

Some losses break you. Others accidentally rebuild you. At 35, Naomi thought her life was over the day she buried her husband. Walking into a grief support group was meant to be an exercise in surviving an empty house...until she met Theo. A single father whose sarcasm matches her own and whose grief mirrors hers, Theo isn't looking for a savior, and Naomi certainly isn't looking for love. Yet between shared silences, late-night text messages, and a fragile, unexpected friendship, they find themselves falling for the one thing they swore they'd never risk again. A slow-burn story about finding sunshine in the bitter dark. A/N: Thank you to Pinterest creators for supplying me with the background of the cover and all the aesthetics!!! Round of applause 😌

|| 𝓓.𝓜 + 𝓐. 𝓝 || Frenemies, slow burn, to lovers. Aurelia Nott, the siblings of Theodore Nott, Lucien Nott, and then the daughter of Elizabeth Nott and Reginald Nott. This story starts in the sixth year. (DISCLAIMER There are a lot of oc's I made hehe but I love them, also this doesn't really follow the actual story of hp that much ! But dw we're still in hogwarts and there will be a couple of scenes from the books and movies.) ALSO THIS IS MORE SLOW BURN LIKE BUT AT THE START ITS LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF RIVALRY.

"Can I bother you for a second?" she asked, casually tugging at his shirt sleeve. "You always bother me, but go ahead," he signed, picking up a thick file from his desk. "So anyway, I was thinking..." she began, trailing off into what he immediately categorized as background noise. He tuned out her energetic rambling, sinking deep into the fine print of his paperwork. "...Okay?" she finally asked. Hope practically vibrating in her bright green eyes. "Uhh... Yeah, yeah. Sure," he grunted, nodding vaguely without looking up. Suddenly, a ear-piercing scream of pure victory shattered the quiet room. He flinched, startled out of his trance, just in time to catch her performing a chaotic little victory dance. Against his better judgment, a genuine smile crept onto his face-a rare visitor these days. "Thank you!" she squealed, zooming out of his office like a toddler on a sugar rush. His eyes followed her exit, the small smile lingering on his lips. Then, slowly, the haze cleared. His smile melted away, replaced by a sudden wave of cold dread. Wait a minute... what on Earth did I just agree to? ************* New chapters on Tuesdays and Fridays. Stay tuned.

2016 slop: His blithe persona always irked me. Acting as though nothing affected him, nothing could faze him. So high above everyone that we couldn't even touch him. Like he couldn't ever be hurt or defeated or- or maybe he is just good at hiding. But perhaps, I'm wrong and that is all he actually feels, nothing. . . . . . . . . . . . Catch two students paired together for nothing concerning school, stirring trouble in each other's perfectly laid out lives by merely being present. But at the end of the day feelings are bound to develop. . . . . #20 in Jerk (8/6/2021) #28 in Officeromance (20/6/2021) #24 in Partners (10/8/2021) #40 in Rude (20/6/2021) #35 in Highschoolromance (25/6/2021) #63 in Chance (16/08/2021) #86 in Smart (21/09/2021) #152 in Business (16/02/2022)

Nearly eight years have passed since Leon Blackwell left Seattle and the girl he loved to become a specialist doctor. Falling into the patterns of solitude and the persona of a bachelor his return on the cusp of Graduation day begins to unwind the years apart. For Kiera Yvette, who had finally become a psychologist, all cues of the past are long gone, but with Leon's return the past and distance caused by their separation causes Kiera to clamp down the spark that had been present between them. But when he is the commencement guest speaker, and set on mending the past between them, the fire can only remain dormant so long as history catches up to them, setting the start to a storm of emotions and a need for trust, that only can be satiated by each other. (For the souls who never got a second chance. Cursing, and banter, and cute moments because that's what y'all sign up for when reading this book)

Finding You Series - Book 2 "Oh, so you're Scott's girl," he says with dark humor. Hunter doesn't respond, but his grip on my hand tightens as the boy lets out a short laugh. "Well, this just got a hell of a lot more fun," he continues, looking at Hunter, who's anger is now hanging by just a thread. He looks me up and down one more time, before walking away, leaving me feeling violated and incredibly confused. Who the hell was that? And how does he know Hunter?" *** It's senior year, and Hunter and Mia are back to school, back together, and stronger now than ever before. But staying that way becomes increasingly difficult when they both have to make important decisions about their future which threatens to put a strain on their relationship. On top of all that, Hunter's former high school merges with Northwest Academy, causing old mistakes and old enemies to resurface, and it soon becomes apparent that Mia might not know as much about him as she thinks. What happens when Hunter's past comes back to haunt him? And by association, Mia? Can the boy who once saved her from her world, protect her from his? Even he's not sure, but he's sure as hell going to try.

Reincarnation wasn't in the plan. Neither was the ladder. Bryan didn't die heroically. No truck. No prophecy. No dramatic last stand. Just a ladder... and a very bad fall. Now he's in a world of magic, beastkin, and adventurers who take themselves far too seriously. Apparently, this is where he's meant to start again. There's a system. There's power to gain. And for once, things might actually go his way. Honestly? It's probably just your standard reincarnation power fantasy. Nothing deeper. Nothing complicated. Nothing that could possibly go wrong. A fully planned long-form series. No filler. No meandering arcs.

Presenting short stories, in a dramatically aesthetic way, which I may have jotted during wintery midnights. It's a self reciprocation and dwellnes in contours of life, gently averting through seasons, solitude, relationships, in puzzled staccato form.

2,180 days without a single friend. Online school doesn't save me from the pain. If you've made it this far, then you've cared about me more than my teachers and parents combined. It sounds performative if I tell you that I am just another bullied kid trying to survive, but I don't know if I am. *** Solomon Handler's nightmares have returned-and this time, they are becoming more real. Like every other problem in his life, Solomon tries to push them away, but these visions want something. And they are coming to collect. As the world around him begins to crumble, Solomon is forced to confront the horrors that torment him whether he is awake or asleep.

A boy meets a girl in teen age... He falls in love with her. But she believes in being single and if loved then unconditional. His love is same. After a year they get parted and the girl got forcefully married to a king. Now let's know if they will get to love each other or there might be some secret hidden in both hearts.... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ It was a dark basement type place where he opened his eyes. Lights were flickering. He opened his eyes and hissed in pain.. Blood was all over him. Suddenly a sound of tak-tak-tak-tak came, and when the person was visible, he saw her........................... ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ He thought she was just a little girl who was scared of dogs.... BUT Two Black Panthers, who were well known for eating their prey mercilessly, doing KATHAK on her fingertip😏..................

Rin without a surname had always felt a hunger inside her. So when she found out only curses could satisfy her hunger, Rin wanted to make sure her next meal would be the biggest curse of them all: The King of Curses, Sukuna.

While on the run from her abusive older brother, her only remaining family, Adalie comes across a severely injured forest spirit named Koa, who begs Adalie for help. Adalie takes them to nearby ruins of a grand old manor, where the spirit explains that they were attacked by a dangerous creature known as The Hybrid, a minion of the Dark Emperor Kaldareth. He rules over the Isen forest with an iron fist, so when he heard the locals whispering about a secret prophecy, one that speaks of a human girl leading to his downfall, he sent out his minions on a relentless search, attacking innocent spirits and animals, questioning them on whether they've seen her, and then killing them, so the girl won't know of her destiny should she come across one of his victims. Luckily, the Hybrid was sloppy, and Koa is still alive... but barely. They strike a deal with Adalie. I exchange for her help in collecting the ingredients required to make a potion which will save them, Koa will free her from living her brother. So Adalie sets out on a dangerous quest, aided by a mysterious yet strikingly handsome river spirit, Zyair. Thrown into a dark new fantasy world crawling with watchful eyes and lingering threats, will Adalie succeed and save Koa? Or will she be captured by the cruel Emperor whose only goal is to kill her? (Draft 1)

I made a career travelling through time killing the worst people in history: Gacy, Denke, Dahmler, Vasquez, Hitler more than once. But it's when I keep seeing her at every killing that I realise that I have competition. I might be the next one on her list, and the only thing more dangerous than being in a hitwoman's sights is falling in love with her. Cover by: CasualClyde https://cara.app/casualclyde/portfolio/book-covers Or https://www.instagram.com/casuall.clyde/

•"Are you really that important?" Come and find out.. •Oc lore basically •Triggers- rough language, violence, sexual behaviour, mentions of sex, drugs, suicide, mentions of suicide.. ~15+ •This is a original chaptered story that me and my friend (are still coming) up with! •It's about two women who (unfortunately) meet and are forced to depend on eachother. The two are totally opposites of each other, so it's destined to be quite interesting and entertaining. It's set in a dystopian world where the people there already died, thus, thus, the name Afterlife. Each person has a "parasite" (a sin) marking on their body. •It's not known when we'll be done :))) •Each chapter has about 1500-4000 words.

"Ellie?" he asked his eyes full of hope and regret. The name hit me like a bullet. but I didn't answer to it, because it wasn't mine. I kicked him in the ribs. because the mission is still in game. I need to obey the orders. I need to be the weapon, that I was born to be. but he was familiar. everything was. I looked at him one last time. "I don't know who you are." I said. but it hurts more than I want to allow myself. I pulled out a syringe and injected to him. It hurts too much to look at him. because they would ruin the last thing I have. I would lose myself? no... --------------------------------------------- People tend to call her the Red Ghost she hacks she kills she takes whatever she wants and what she is ordered. Because she's not there until it's too late. Because by the time you see her you're already dead. If you hear whispers of the red ghost make yourself a favour turn around and run. Because when she sets her sight on you. It's game over. You're already dead. oh who is she? ----------------------------------------- Ellie Light Stark is the daughter of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts until one night Hydra got a hold of her and she never saw her parents again. she spent her childhood in the red room, and then in HYDRA again. she was taught to kill to not give mercy. And she didn't, never hesitated pulling the trigger. She was brainwashed experimented that gave her powers. she could wield water and electricity. one day she meets the Maximoff twins and she finally gets hope. they try to escape but they fail miserably. Avengers than save Ellie and she is save for the first time in years. After years she finally found her family, she's allowed to heal with the Avangers. But where are the Maximoffs? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- TW: torture, experiments, scars , violence, strong language, blood, self harm, trauma, brainwashing, PTSD PS: I don't own any MARVEL characters, only Ellie