Sarcasm Stories

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

She was stolen but never forgotten. And now... she's back. Kidnapped at just two years old, Eden Blackthorn vanished without a trace - until one violent night changed everything. She built a new life in the shadows: underground fights, illegal street races, and a stage name no one dared cross. Eve. But a run-in with the law unravels the truth she never asked for. A mother still grieving. A father desperate. And seven older brothers who never stopped searching. Problem is - Eden isn't their sweet, innocent sister anymore. She's a fighter, a survivor, and she doesn't trust anyone. Now thrown into a world of blood ties and buried secrets, Eden must face the family she can't remember, the past she can't escape, and a war between loyalty and survival. Family means never having to say you're sorry - but sometimes, it means bleeding for people you barely know. Ranks: #1 out of 1.36k : cusswords #2 out of 18.9k : mafiaprincess #2 out of 13k : sarcasm #3 out of 119k : abuse #29 out of 2.51M : love #47 out of 54.8k : trauma

̗̀➛ "aw man, boys that spontaneously combust really aren't my type..." anaya zheng didn't want to be a demigod. in her ideal world, she's invisible. a typical face in the millions. but after getting her head bashed in by crazed wind spirits trying to murder her on the grand canyon, her ideal world becomes a myth. and myths become her reality. tossed into a quest with her three "sort of friends", adjusting to being the daughter of a god definitely isn't easy. it isn't all bad. she's got leo valdez. he's the only one that really makes sense to her, mostly after a few near death experiences with him. maybe, she thinks, this demigod thing isn't so grim after all. the odds are impossible. the path is unforgiving. and failure isn't an option, unless anaya wants to eat dirt for the rest of her life. (stupid dirt lady...) eight half-bloods must answer the call, at the end of the day. whether that day ends in storm or fire? well, anaya doesn't know. but she'll fight whatever ridiculous fate lays before her. -not all canon (relating to plot) -currently in-editing/worked on constantly! the original chapters are slowly being rewritten. -follows the plot of heroes of olympus (minor changes) -slow burn -oc! x canon -major character deaths The Lost Hero ✅ The Mark of Athena ✅ The House of Hades ✅ The Blood of Olympus ... RATINGS: #1 PJO - 03/03/26 #1 Frank Zhang 03/09/26 #1 Rick Riordan 03/10/26 #1 Heroes of Olympus 04/06/26 #1 Fire 04/09/26 #1 Leo Valdez 04/26/26 #1 Jason Grace 05/01/26

A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Love, loyalty, and deceit are tangled in this gripping saga. Jalilah Mai, daughter of a high-ranking military official and a socialite captures the heart of Khalid Ladan, the scion of a renowned politician. With their families ready to exploit their love to mask their sinister agendas, the couple navigated the shady netherworld of power and greed. They might break free and create their destiny or allow their love to become the ultimate sacrifice. But each comes with a grave sacrifice. Ps: Not your regular kind of Love tale....😉

I got isekai'd. Cool, right? Wrong. Because the Author writing this story is also stuck in my head. *You're welcome.* No one asked you. Now I'm running around a fantasy world with a shapeshifting dragon princess, a million‑gold bounty, and a narrator who keeps spoiling things on purpose. We're trying to stop slavers, corrupt guards, and some creepy mastermind everyone calls "the Master." I call him the Sith Lord. The Author hates it. Which is why I'm absolutely never stopping. If you like action, chaos, romance, and a protagonist who argues with the narrator more than the villains... welcome to my life. *And you're welcome again.* Stop talking.

Coffe shop story.... honestly does this have to have more description than: CHAOS CAFE UA-staff Heroes and villains alike as customers . . . I don't think so..... A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

It all went downhill the moment she kissed him in the penalty box. Because apparently, that's not something people do casually - especially not in front of a crowd, through glass, while he's supposed to be serving time for fighting. They were supposed to fake date for PR. Stand close. Look convincing. Don't catch feelings. Simple. Except it stopped being simple somewhere between viral photos, very real-looking kisses, and a friend group that has fully committed to planning their wedding like it's already happening. Now they're stuck in something that was never supposed to feel real - but somehow does. At this point, the only fake thing left... is the original plan

Marcus got isekai'd into a survival game. He hates it.

While on the run from her abusive older brother, her only remaining family, Adalie comes across a severely injured forest spirit named Koa, who begs Adalie for help. Adalie takes them to nearby ruins of a grand old manor, where the spirit explains that they were attacked by a dangerous creature known as The Hybrid, a minion of the Dark Emperor Kaldareth. He rules over the Isen forest with an iron fist, so when he heard the locals whispering about a secret prophecy, one that speaks of a human girl leading to his downfall, he sent out his minions on a relentless search, attacking innocent spirits and animals, questioning them on whether they've seen her, and then killing them, so the girl won't know of her destiny should she come across one of his victims. Luckily, the Hybrid was sloppy, and Koa is still alive... but barely. They plead for Adalie's help, for her to collect the ingredients required to make a potion which will save them, and in return, Koa will free her from living her brother. So Adalie sets out on a dangerous quest, aided by a mysterious yet strikingly handsome river spirit, Zyair. Thrown into a dark new fantasy world crawling with watchful eyes and lingering threats, will Adalie succeed and save Koa? Or will she be captured by the cruel Emperor whose only goal is to kill her?

"Wake up," his voice commands. My eyes splinter open to the horizontal view of the hospital room Susan's grand daughter finds herself in a Narnia on the brink of war. Notes: this is mostly just for fun, not trying to be super accurate to the books or media. for this I have focused on the book relationship between Caspian ans Susan witch doesn't involve any romantic elements. all main characters are over the age of 18. also sorry for any mistakes i don't catch as i am dyslexic. xxx

Loss was only the beginning. After the death of her mother, Fatima is cast into a domestic hell, enduring the calculated cruelty of a stepmother intent on her ruin. Caught between the ghosts of her past and the trauma of her present, Fatima must decide if she will crumble under the weight of her reality or fight for a future she can't yet see. ​Can a broken spirit ever truly touch the sky?

"Kayla Richards is more than a billionaire's daughter, she is an institution. As the "Gilded Gavel" of Lagoon Crest Academy, she navigates her final year of high school with a sharp tongue and a wardrobe that costs more than most people's futures. But behind the designer masks and the mean girl cover, Kayla is a girl built on secrets, until the return of Jeriel Okoye threatens to tear down the very walls she spent almost a decade building. ​Jeriel doesn't just see the Mean Girl the world fears, he remembers the girl before the gold. As a cold war of wit and old wounds ignites between them, Kayla is forced to navigate the treacherous waters of her elite world, from cutthroat family legacies and vengeful exes to the suffocating pressure of being a Richards. In a city where every fall is a headline and every move is televised, Kayla must decide if she's ready to stop ruling her lonely empire and finally start building something real. "​The Architecture of Us" is a high-octane journey through the lives of the one percent. It's a story of fierce bonds, a devastating first love, and the realization that the only thing more dangerous than losing your status is finding yourself in the middle of the ruins." Oma_queen🌷

"I'm pretty sure I applied for a normal office job... not to end up taking care of a random kid."

Darion kills monsters for a living. Saving the kingdom was never a part of the job description. And neither was dealing with the king's sharp-tongued niece-aspiring enchantress, expert archer, and the one person who never lets Darion take himself too seriously. But when a war-hungry sorceress, forbidden magic, and mythological horrors begin stacking the odds against the Kingdom of Valencia, Darion finds himself doing the one thing he's never been any good at: asking for help. When the two of them are pulled into a conflict far bigger than either expected, they're forced to work together and finally confront their feelings toward each other. They just have to live long enough to stop being stubborn about it. A Novel Approach to Saving the Kingdom is a fantasy rom-com adventure featuring slow-burn romance, found family, sharp dialogue, and characters who save the world while actively arguing about it.

Liam Horthon broke her heart once-prom night. The words she wished he'd heard... never came out the way she wanted. Years later, Lila Hartley-now Nova-walks into his world with a new name, a new attitude, and a score to settle. Forced to live together under one roof, sparks fly, sarcasm is mandatory, and chaos is guaranteed. Liam is dark, broody, and always in control. Nova is bold, bright, and utterly impossible to ignore. One room. Two clashing personalities. And absolutely no privacy. Secrets, tension, and hidden motives lurk in the shadows-because in this game of love and revenge, nothing is ever simple.

Working behind the bar, another quiet lunchtime shift dragging to an end, and then Lucy walks into my life. She tells me I'm in danger and that she's here to defend me. Don't get me wrong, I didn't believe her for a second, but right now I'd believe aliens had landed just for a bit of excitement. I noticed her deep, inviting eyes first. Oh yeah, she was beautiful. So sure, I was happy to entertain her fantasy for a while. I'm single, she's beautiful, and she wants to role play some dramatic scenario with me. Who am I to argue? Her story is ridiculous, but worryingly, she really believes it. Apparently I'm addicted to different foods and I've died many times. Each time I die, I come back with a different addiction. She's supposed to be defending me, but there are two other factions trying to kill me. What she lacks in sanity she really does make up for in beauty. If she would just stop threatening to kill me, we'd get on fine.

Destiny were never meant to notice Elements. Starley didn't ask to be important. Kiara narrates what shouldn't be told. Cent knows more than he admits. Nyxia understands the cost of power. A fantasy series of destiny, elements, secrets, and what happens when the universe starts paying attention. Offical debut - May 19

Contrary to popular belief, Benjamin Brooks isn't crazy. He simply sees dead people. Unfortunately, that doesn't stop him from being admitted to a psychiatric unit to treat his so-called schizophrenia. But the clinic isn't what it seems - and neither are the other patients, behaving in ways that no diagnosis can explain. Now Benjamin is stuck with: - a kid who can't keep one identity straight, - a sugar-fueled meltdown waiting to happen, and - a walking hazard warning. Together, they set out to uncover the truth. What could possibly go wrong?

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