Sarcasm Stories

Evangeline Winters is the pinnacle of kindness. A permanent smile on her face, always willing to lend a helping hand, and she would never hurt a fly. She has never lost composure. Never. Aiden Anderson is someone she should avoid. Brooding, mysterious, and the least friendly person ever known to man. He tolerates few, and cares even less. And that bike of his? That should serve as a warning. He's dangerous. So why is it that she can't stay away from him? He is the only person to ever make her snap. And she is the only woman who will make him fall to his knees.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

Follow Ava in this cute romance story as she stumbles into a relationship while just trying to figure life out. She is used to everything being soft and sweet, she's not at all ready for the aggressive man who placed himself in her life. All rights reserved

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Lila Benedict woke up one morning only to realize... she's back in time. Seven days before the zombie apocalypse. Betrayed by the men she once saved, she swears: no more handsome men. No one. Ever. But fate... has a sense of humor. Not only does she inherit a house system straight out of a female lead's dream, it comes with a catch! To unlock its full power, she must find four men. And these aren't just any men. There's the infuriatingly charming celebrity, the cold and calculating CEO, the mysterious genius doctor and the wild card who's trouble with a capital T. Each holds a secret crucial to her survival... and maybe her sanity. Can Lila survive the apocalypse, keep her heart intact, and figure out how to deal with four impossibly perfect men at once? One thing's for sure, this time, she's not going down without a fight!.

At Station 118, Aurora Russo and Evan Buckley have been inseparable for years - partners in chaos, confidants in quiet moments, and the kind of best friends who speak fluent sarcasm and shared glances. From the outside, it's all jokes and banter. But inside, something deeper has been growing. Aurora, who once only has her father Francesco Russo to call family, never imagined she'd find a second home in a firehouse. But with Bobby, Hen, Chimney, Eddie - and Buck - she finally understands what it means to belong. To be seen. To be understood. And Love? That's not a word she trusts. Not after watching her mother walk out at sixteen. Not after years of building walls to protect herself and her dad. But Buck? He's relentless in the softest way. He shows up. He listens. He stays. And no matter how hard Aurora tries to convince herself it's nothing, her heart keeps proving her wrong. He's not just trying to win her over. He's trying to show her that maybe - just maybe - love isn't a fairytale. It's real. And it's standing right in front of her.

Anaya Zheng didn't want to be a demigod. Even if it explains the ghosts of her past and the cruelty she's survived, being half-god is dangerous. It usually gets you killed in horrific ways. When a prophecy whispers through camp-and she's chosen-she's got to adapt quick before she becomes a monster snack. Camp offers more than danger, though. It gives her allies, purpose, and Leo Valdez-a brilliant kid with a stream of trouble. They've both struggled, and somehow, they're here-fighting giants and saving gods. The odds are impossible. The path is unforgiving. And failure isn't an option. Eight half-bloods must answer the call, after all. But with fire at her side and steel in her hand, Anaya will face destiny head--on-and save the world from the grip of Gaea before her Olympus crumbles. -Currently In-Editing -Follows the plot of Heroes of Olympus (minor changes) -Slow Burn -OC! X Canon The Lost Hero ✅ The Mark of Athena ✅ The House of Hades ... The Blood of Olympus RATINGS: #1 PJO - 03/03/26 #1 Frank Zhang 03/09/26 #1 Rick Riordan 03/10/26

"ℒℴ𝓋ℯ? 𝒟𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃ℊ, 𝒾'𝓂 ℴ𝒷𝓈ℯ𝓈𝓈ℯ𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓎ℴ𝓊." ────⋆⋅ Yandere Alphas x Omega Reader⋅⋆── ╰┈➤ IN WHICH Y/N L/N, a stoic Omega, transfers to Westwood Academy, a prestigious boarding school hidden in the mountains. Protected - and suffocated - by his controlling brother, Y/N wants nothing more than a quiet life. But quiet is impossible when four Alphas set their sights on him.

Okay, so picture this: you're at some event, maybe a party, a work thing, a religious gathering, it doesn't really matter and there's that person... you know the one... who just doesn't stop talking. They're going on and on about something you couldn't care less about, and they keep glancing at you like they expect you to chime in with some life-altering insights. And you, like me, just want to shout, "Can you please stop talking?!" But, you know, you can't actually say that. So what do you do? You need an escape route, a verbal escape pod, something to get you out of that conversation without setting off World War III. And that, my friend, is exactly why i wrote this book. Because trust me, i've been there. One time i actually wanted to say this to someone: "I'm sure whatever i have to say can wait till you're smarter" and i wish i did. • THIS BOOK contains ESCAPE LINES to get you out of any situation. Think of it as your personal get-out-of-jail-free card for those moments when you just need to disappear - verbally, of course. •• Your VOTES and COMMENTS are my ammunition - so please, let me know what you think! Share your laughs, your gasps😱, and your survival tips! Let's build our own little tribe of social ninjas together. We'll be UNSTOPPABLE. ••• BY THE WAY, I OWN ALL THESE WORDS AND IDEAS (just a friendly reminder!☺️). I worked hard to bring you this wisdom, so if you see any other copycats out here, send them my way... or better yet, just show them your amazing escape skills.😭 •••• If you spot any typos that i didn't catch, please let me know respectfully. Because even a master escape artist needs a little help now and then. ••••• THANKS for joining the escape plan! I know we're about to have a not-so-awkward journey together!🤗🧡

June 1987. Severus Snape had hoped the school year would finally draw to a close, allowing him to return to the only constants in his life worth cherishing: silence, research, and the blissful absence of other people. Instead, he found himself trapped in a predicament that was, even by his standards, utterly absurd: He was forced to leave Hogwarts. He was compelled to travel. And-as the ultimate cruelty-he was not permitted to do so alone. His trainee-that obstinate, insolently capable young witch who had already transformed the previous year into a trial of endurance-had been assigned to him once more. A decision that Snape, naturally, viewed with profound disapproval. Together, they were thrust into a world far more alien to him than the Dark Arts ever were. A realm of unfamiliar landscapes, unwritten rules, and people who held no regard for the boundaries Snape had so meticulously constructed around himself. And as if that were not challenge enough, he was forced to confront a terrifying truth: the greatest danger was not lurking in the distance-but walking right beside him.

Sassy and solitary Lily Lockhart is determined to keep the Royal Grace sanctuary afloat and her life under control. Unfortunately, the animals have opinions, the stakes are high, and her feelings are getting dangerously inconvenient.

2,180 days without a single friend. Online school doesn't save me from the pain. If you've made it this far, then you've cared about me more than my teachers and parents combined. It sounds performative if I tell you that I am just another bullied kid trying to survive, but I don't know if I am. *** Solomon Handler's nightmares have returned-and this time, they are becoming more real. Like every other problem in his life, Solomon tries to push them away, but these visions want something. And they are coming to collect. As the world around him begins to crumble, Solomon is forced to confront the horrors that torment him whether he is awake or asleep.

Best friends don't look at each other like that. Best friends don't think about it after. so whatever this is- it's definitely not just that.

तेरी मेरी गल्लां हो गयी मशहूर कर न कभी तू मुझे नज़रों से दूर Some love stories are loud. This one happens quietly between long nights, unfinished conversations, and feelings no one wants to name. Vedika Sharma comes to college with clear rules: focus on her dreams, protect her independence, and stay away from complications. Especially the kind that come wrapped in confidence, privilege, and a dangerously calm smile. Shivansh Singh Rathore has never chased love. Raised with responsibility and expectations, he believes control is strength until a sharp-tongued, disciplined girl from a completely different world challenges everything he thought he understood. They start as enemies. Then become friends. Then pretend to be something they're not. But fake relationships have a habit of turning real. And some bonds are forbidden not by society, but by loyalty. Set in Jaipur, this is a college love story filled with friendship, sarcasm, chaos, slow-burn romance, and nights that stretch longer than they should. Because some stories don't end in heartbreak. They end in waiting. ************************************************** Some love stories don't begin with promises. They begin with long nights, unfinished sentences, and feelings that arrive quietly... and stay. ************************************************** के रातां लम्बियां रे कटे तेरे संगयां संगयां रे

"Seven years passed, but my feelings for you is still the same." Kim Seungmin ff Started: Nov. 21, 2025 #1 sarcasm #16 sarcasm #48 stalker #2 minmin

I'm not entirely sure of what I'm trying to do with this book, but here it goes...

Poems written in the space between thoughts and feelings.

Finding You Series - Book 2 "Oh, so you're Scott's girl," he says with dark humor. Hunter doesn't respond, but his grip on my hand tightens as the boy lets out a short laugh. "Well, this just got a hell of a lot more fun," he continues, looking at Hunter, who's anger is now hanging by just a thread. He looks me up and down one more time, before walking away, leaving me feeling violated and incredibly confused. Who the hell was that? And how does he know Hunter?" *** It's senior year, and Hunter and Mia are back to school, back together, and stronger now than ever before. But staying that way becomes increasingly difficult when they both have to make important decisions about their future which threatens to put a strain on their relationship. On top of all that, Hunter's former high school merges with Northwest Academy, causing old mistakes and old enemies to resurface, and it soon becomes apparent that Mia might not know as much about him as she thinks. What happens when Hunter's past comes back to haunt him? And by association, Mia? Can the boy who once saved her from her world, protect her from his? Even he's not sure, but he's sure as hell going to try.

𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤. 11 year old Elizabeth Scamander is an American born witch trying to live life to the fullest with magic and muggles. Though it all changes on her eleventh birthday when she gets a letter regarding her going to Hogwarts. In Hogwarts she meets many new kinds of people, but one in particular catch's her eye. Draco Malfoy. -Enemies to friends to lovers to enemies to lovers -Slow burn -Years 1-7 -Humor -Includes made up characters not in the Harry Potter franchise All Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling

She's not your average girl. Tossed into the world of guns and death at a young age, She's already used to it all. Trained to become a cold-hearted killer. When she's given a target to eliminate, it turns out her heart isn't so cold after all. Instead her brain is a crack because you don't go hooking up with your Target. "I will ruin you." "You can't ruin something that's already ruined." Stuck between the devil and the red Sea. This Devil though, Is willing to have her for himself. Except it all comes with a price. ::::::: "You dare try to double cross me?!" "Awww. Did it hurt to get betrayed? Get used to it Dumbass!" I was shoved hard against the wall again. I cursed. Shit. Updates every Fridays and Saturdays! #1 in Dark Past 1/9/2023 #1 in Undercover 14/9/2023 #3 in Spy 1/05/2024 #1 in Spy 18/06/2024 #1 in Sassy 06/10/2024 #1 in gunfights 22/10/2025 #1 in agent 27/12/2025 ::::: Thank you for checking out my book. it's going to need all your love and support. lots of love, Sophie_Kvng❤️