Historias de Sarcasm

Ella was kidnapped by the Greek mafia at just three years old and endured years of brutal torment until she finally rose to power. By sixteen, she had become the feared Donna of the Greek underworld and the legendary assassin known as Belladonna. But when CPS steps in, she is forced to live under the same roof as her six Italian mafia brothers, a family she never asked for. Can Ella learn to trust the people who want to protect her, or has her past carved wounds too deep for her to ever truly open up? "So... where are you shipping me off to? What foster home this time?" "No, Miss Drakos. We found your biological family." I looked at them, then back at him. "Yeah... no thanks," I said flatly.

Amazing cover by Anel_Graphics Gabriella De'Luca is a cold fifteen year old girl, who has had to go through extreme hardships everyday of her life. Constantly being abused by her mother's boyfriend. He made her life a living hell yet she still loved her mother who made everything seem a little bit better. Her mother was her light in the end of the tunnel What happens when that light is suddenly snatched away from her and she is thrown into the care of nine brothers who she knew nothing about Will Gabriella open up to them or will she still keep her walls up?. Will she learn to trust them or keep her scars to herself? Please read to find out more (•‿•) The chapters are a bit short in the beginning but I promise they'll get longer as you read on

One night. A split second is all it takes to change someone's life forever. For Scott Aldridge, it was having his last shred of hope taken from him. On a long road to redemption from his dark and embittered past, he later meets Lily Rezza who may be the key he was searching for all along. But when an old nemesis rolls back into town, bringing terror in their wake, Scott, Lily, and their friends will do anything to stop it, changing each and every one of their lives forever. However, what no one realized was that the past was already coming back with a vengeance. ✦ Book One of the Hathaway Chronicles ✦ Copyright © 2017 by L. M. Meadows

She was stolen but never forgotten. And now... she's back. Kidnapped at just two years old, Eden Blackthorn vanished without a trace - until one violent night changed everything. She built a new life in the shadows: underground fights, illegal street races, and a stage name no one dared cross. Eve. But a run-in with the law unravels the truth she never asked for. A mother still grieving. A father desperate. And seven older brothers who never stopped searching. Problem is - Eden isn't their sweet, innocent sister anymore. She's a fighter, a survivor, and she doesn't trust anyone. Now thrown into a world of blood ties and buried secrets, Eden must face the family she can't remember, the past she can't escape, and a war between loyalty and survival. Family means never having to say you're sorry - but sometimes, it means bleeding for people you barely know. Ranks: #1 out of 1.36k : cusswords #2 out of 18.9k : mafiaprincess #2 out of 13k : sarcasm #3 out of 119k : abuse #29 out of 2.51M : love #47 out of 54.8k : trauma

She ran away from home with nothing but a broken heart and a car that barely made it. One fight, one night, one decision...and everything changed. Desperate for somewhere to stay, Avery answered an ad for a room and ended up moving in with Rhett...a tattooed, cold, pro hockey captain who thrives on control, discipline, and dominance both on and off the ice. Commitment isn't in his vocabulary. Neither are second chances. He's chaos in skates and trouble in leather jackets, sharp edges wrapped in muscle and attitude, and he makes it painfully clear that he doesn't want her in his space, in his routine, in his carefully controlled world. They clash from the start. Power against defiance. Fire against gasoline. Too similar. Too stubborn. Too damaged in different ways. She's soft, but not weak. A good girl who knows how to party, dance, and forget the world when the music gets loud enough. He's adrenaline and aggression, fueled by late-night games, bruised knuckles, and a hunger for control that doesn't turn off when the crowd goes home. Closed off. Possessive. Allergic to feelings. Living together becomes a dangerous game of boundaries, tension, and lingering looks that last a second too long. Every shared space feels like a challenge. Every accidental touch feels like a dare. Neither of them are willing to admit that the pull between them burns hotter than any fight on the ice...or that surrendering might be the one thing Rhett fears more than losing. But the past doesn't stay buried forever. Her mother returns to haunt her, reopening old wounds. And just when Avery starts to feel safe...just when it starts to feel real...Rhett does what he does best. He runs. Because falling is easy...but staying is the dangerous part. Warning: May contain profanity and sexual content.

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #5 in ironman #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch #30 in hulk Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

At Station 118, Aurora Russo and Evan Buckley have been inseparable for years - partners in chaos, confidants in quiet moments, and the kind of best friends who speak fluent sarcasm and shared glances. From the outside, it's all jokes and banter. But inside, something deeper has been growing. Aurora, who once only has her father Francesco Russo to call family, never imagined she'd find a second home in a firehouse. But with Bobby, Hen, Chimney, Eddie - and Buck - she finally understands what it means to belong. To be seen. To be understood. And Love? That's not a word she trusts. Not after watching her mother walk out at sixteen. Not after years of building walls to protect herself and her dad. But Buck? He's relentless in the softest way. He shows up. He listens. He stays. And no matter how hard Aurora tries to convince herself it's nothing, her heart keeps proving her wrong. He's not just trying to win her over. He's trying to show her that maybe - just maybe - love isn't a fairytale. It's real. And it's standing right in front of her.

Their story begins where most love stories end, With heartbreak. Ivy Marquez thought distance would heal her. Yale was supposed to be her fresh start; a place where she could bury the ache of what she left behind and prove to herself she could stand on her own. But no matter how many cases she studies or late nights she drowns in books, she can't shake the name she still whispers like a prayer: Christopher. Christopher Gonzales wasn't supposed to see her again. Oxford was his escape, his chance to become someone untouched by the past. But every courtroom dream, every victory he chases, carries the shadow of the girl he let slip through his fingers. When fate throws them back into each other's lives: two interns forced to work side by side, the years apart dissolve like smoke. Old love burns too bright to stay buried. But the closer they get, the more fragile everything becomes. But this time, the threat isn't the past-it's the future. PART 2 OF ALMOST IS NEVER ENOUGH

Hi! I am Natalie, I am cold ( not literally but metaphorically), I am a nice person ( both literally and metaphorically. I got issues and it is fine because I survive and actually I am an evil genius. Welcome to a crazy adventure of this soft girl with a killer brain. She likes no man telling her what to do, trauma? bad experience? well no. Just toxic independency. This story is not about falling in love, it is about getting out of it every single time!!

Riley Blanchet-Delacour has always lived in a world of chaos after witnessing her mother's death. Twelve protective brothers, high school pressures, and the relentless pursuit of soccer. But nothing could prepare her for the storm lurking in the shadows, coming after her for reasons she barely understands. When Riley is forced to navigate betrayals, secrets, and highschool she realizes her life as she knew it may be built on lies. Caught between protecting herself, her friends, and the ones she loves, Riley must confront danger head-on. And when love finds her in the middle of the chaos, she learns that vulnerability might just be her most powerful weapon. Read Bound By Blood first! Enjoy!

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐬 | ❝𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴, 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘶𝘱.❞ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇. . . 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐓 𝐋𝐔𝐍𝐀𝐌 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒

Teresa and James have never liked each other. Never have, never will. And that's the way it's going to stay. Just two people that coincidentally keep running into each other, much to their dismay. As much as they may dislike each other, there's something comforting about the solace they both provide each other, even if it's unintentional. James is nothing but trouble to her. Teresa is everything he should not want. But their stories aren't meant to be separate.

Presenting short stories, in a dramatically aesthetic way, which I may have jotted during wintery midnights. It's a self reciprocation and dwellnes in contours of life, gently averting through seasons, solitude, relationships, in puzzled form.

Aspen Drake meant to leave her world behind - just not like this. A half-serious ritual, a desperate wish for magic, and one very wrong destination later, Aspen finds herself in Evergreen, a dangerous realm where forests listen, creatures choose their riders, and survival depends on who you trust. Thrown into a journey with a sharp-tongued elf prince, his charming second-in-command, a blunt dwarf with a blood-stained past, and a quiet woodland elf who watches more than he speaks, Aspen is sent after an ancient spear lost to a ruined kingdom. Evergreen doesn't care what she wanted. It only cares what she's willing to fight for. ~~~~~~ #1 mounts, Jan 4th 2026 #11 Fantasyseries, Jan 7th 2026 #10 portalfantasy, Jan 7th 2026 #24 chosenfamily, Jan 7th 2026 #42 morallygray, Jan 7th 2026 #84 fantasycreatures, Jan 7th 2026

Ash Grey is a man who doesn't take life too seriously. A sharp-tongued, clever, and slightly mysterious wanderer, Ash drifts from town to town, relying on wit, skill and his trusted estoc to navigate danger, mischief and the occasional job that promises both coin and trouble. Calm in the chaos, quick with humor, and ever curious about the world's oddities, Ash attracts enemies and allies alike, all while leaving a subtle trail of chaos wherever he goes.

Sanyukta Agarwal: sarcastic enough to short-circuit a generator, brilliant enough to make a machine run itself, and stubborn enough to argue with gears if they misbehave. With a wrench in one hand and a caliper in the other, she tackles impossible problems, outsmarts anyone who underestimates her, and leaves a trail of chaos and laughter wherever she goes. Mechanical engineering isn't just her passion-it's her battlefield, and she's ready to prove that being a girl in a male-dominated world is exactly the edge she needs. Randhir Singh Shekhawat: brilliant, precise, and unshakably confident, he's the silent storm of FITE. Every calculation is exact, every design flawless, and every challenge-whether a complicated gear assembly or a high-stakes problem on the whiteboard-is his arena. Competitive to the core, he's the kind of rival who can match brains with anyone... and he's about to meet his equal in Sanyukta. In the high-stakes world of FITE, sparks fly-not romantically (yet)-but in the battlefield of intellect, strategy, and pure mechanical genius. Two minds, one whiteboard, countless tools, and a rivalry that could shake the foundations of the engineering world. Only one can take the lead... and neither is backing down.

A story of teen romance, messy friendships, heartbreaks and love that changes everything...... They said lies don't matter if no one gets hurt. But when the truth came out, it destroyed everything. One lie. One betrayal. And suddenly, Zoey's trust is shattered. Spencer's world is turned upside down. Both broken by the same person who wore the mask of a friend. Now, Zoey and Spencer are left with nothing but the wreckage- and each other. But healing isn't simple. It's messy. It's secrets, confessions, late-night laughter, and the kind of chaos that comes when two broken hearts collide. Friendships don't fade-they just burn brighter when the fakes are gone. And maybe, just maybe... love can grow from the ruins of betrayal. this is my first story so kindly ignore my grammatical errors and please do tell me in comments about my mistakes so i can correct it......

Eden McKoy has spent the last three years fetching coffees, fielding tantrums, and fading into the background at SportsWest TV. Her title might read Executive Assistant, but Eden knows she's one photocopy away from a mental breakdown. Still, she'd do it all again if it meant landing her dream job in the film industry. So when she's unexpectedly assigned to direct a high-profile documentary, it feels like the break she's been waiting for. The catch? It stars Noah Thatcher - the NHL's golden boy turned cautionary tale. Noah is every publicist's worst nightmare: foul-mouthed, infuriatingly private, and allergic to cameras. Off the ice, he's as cold and brutal as his slapshot. And Eden? She's the newest thorn in his very expensive side. Thrown into close quarters and forced to work together, Eden and Noah clash from day one. She wants a story. He wants her gone. But as the cameras roll and tempers flare, Eden starts to see cracks in Noah's armor - and he sees someone who might actually understand the weight he's carrying. What starts as a professional disaster spirals into something far more dangerous: tension, longing, and a spark neither of them expected. But when secrets resurface and the past threatens everything, Eden will have to decide what matters more - the truth behind the lens, or the man who makes her want to drop it all. Enemies. Teammates. Maybe something more. In the world of sports and scandal, one rule always applies: play to win - or lose it all. 💌 Perfect for fans of Icebreaker and the Off-Campus series-this slow-burn hockey romance is equal parts spicy, snarky, and heart-wrecking.💌

At Alderwick City Secondary, six misfit students accidentally gain viral fame by attempting the dumbest stunt ever performed on school property. Now branded the "Chaos Club," they stumble through detention disasters, hidden tunnels, rooftop rivalries, TikTok scandals, and one very suspicious supply closet. They aren't heroes. They aren't rebels. They're just trying to survive school without being legally banned from every hallway. But chaos spreads... and something strange is happening beneath Alderwick. Book One ends on a cliffhanger - because trouble doesn't wait for permission.