Sarcasm Stories

Evangeline Lily Potter has always lived in the light. The perfect student, Gryffindor golden girl, and Harry Potter's twin sister - she knows what it means to be watched, to be expected to shine. Stubborn, clever, and just a little too sarcastic, she has no patience for rule-breakers or troublemakers. Then, in her sixth year, he shows up. Mattheo Riddle. The new Slytherin transfer with dark eyes, a dangerous smirk, and a last name that carries enough weight to crush her. Son of the Dark Lord. The boy everyone whispers about. The boy she swears she can't stand. They're opposites in every way - sunshine and stormcloud, Gryffindor and Slytherin, Potter and Riddle. She's the definition of order, he's the definition of chaos. But when sparks turn into fire, and insults turn into late-night conversations, Evangeline finds herself drawn to the one boy she should hate the most. A boy who might be the only person who truly sees her - not "the Chosen One's twin." It's reckless. It's dangerous. It's forbidden. And it might just ruin them both. "A love story that was never supposed to happen." Ratings: 🥇 - #harrypotteruniverse (29/11/25) 🥇 - #writing (30/11/25) Nr 5 - #Sarcasm (30/11/25) Nr 5 - #Dracomalfoy (30/11/25) Nr 6 - #Riddle (29/11/25) Nr 9 - #MattheoRiddle (29/11/25) Nr 12 - #enemies (30/11/25)

I didn't come to Westbrook High to make friends. Or enemies. Or... whatever Kai Mercer is supposed to be. People already treat my selective mutism like a quirky personality filter, so I stick to my notebook and mind my business-until Kai, resident guitar menace and leader of the school's favorite noise-collective, starts a rumour about me just to see if I'd talk. I didn't, which somehow made him twice as interested and ten times more annoying. Now we're stuck in this stupid push-pull of tense group projects, accidental band-room encounters, and him staring like he's trying to read my mind through sheer ego. Things I Can't Say is basically silence, sarcasm, and the unfortunate reality of catching feelings for the loudest boy in the building.

Hate You a Little Less Each Day✨❣️ When a new boy walks into Aleeza Khan's college, she expects just another arrogant face with too much confidence and too little sense. What she doesn't expect is Zavian - the boy who matches her sarcasm word for word, challenges her in every class, and somehow manages to get under her skin without even trying. He's smart, smug, and infuriatingly good at everything she's good at. She's fierce, competitive, and refuses to let him win - at anything. From heated debates to stolen glances, from playful insults to accidental late-night study sessions - their rivalry starts to blur into something dangerously close to attraction. They swear they hate each other. But maybe... they just hate how much they don't.

New school. New chaos. And apparently, Madeline Carter's talent for sarcasm is just too good to go unnoticed. Between dodging smug rugby players, surviving the social minefield of Tommen College, and keeping her little brother alive at home, she's basically a one-woman storm of trouble. "Hey Bug," he says, smug as ever. "Hey Blondie," she shoots back, because why make it easy for anyone? Maddie didn't ask for enemies. She didn't ask for boys who glare at her like she personally ruined their lives. She didn't even ask for friends who somehow make chaos look adorable. But she got all of it anyway. 1st - #tadhglynch 1st - #shannonlynch 1st - #johnnykavanagh 1st - #boyfriend 1st - #tommen 1st - #ya Warning: sarcasm, sass, and mature themes ahead. Reading may result in spontaneous laughter, eye rolls, and crushing on the wrong boy.

This is an English translation of my own fiction novel: Mari Kita Bully Demi Kebaikan. What happens when a single stare can change a person? Joko Wiryawan, an elementary school teacher famous for his death stare, has never laid a hand on a student. But one look from him... and a kid instantly feels guilty for the sins of their entire bloodline. From that stare came the "Social Stare Movement" - a silent act that made rule-breakers crumble under their own shame. But once the movement went viral and the government hijacked it, everything fell apart. Honest people started dying. Elementary kids took revenge with kitchen knives. And those who only wanted to look "morally perfect" ended up killing the very idea of goodness itself. A funny, bitter, and painfully honest story about morality, social media, and the danger of trying to be the most righteous person on the internet. Because sometimes... the one that needs saving the most isn't the world - but yourself.

What I saw in the mirror wasn't breathtaking- but it was taking my breath. She sat there, brushing her hair. Long. Black. Silky. It flowed past her waist-no, longer than that-an endless midnight waterfall. I stared at the illusion in the mirror, stupidly perhaps... or maybe in awe. Then a voice broke the silence-calm, cold, and certain-as the image vanished and the mirror returned to its usual stillness: "Her hair will reach only her shoulders by the time you meet her."

🌹Fate never gives you what you want unless you feel the sorrow and pain that is tend to occur no matter how much you try to avoid. There is never a state of equilibrium until every ounce of your soul experiences the harsh reality of not getting what you want. ❤️ What lies ahead in unknown, what is broken cannot be fixed. But, only when you know about the reality of the feel you get when the wait was worthwhile and it would not go in vain, you become unstoppable. ☺️ Everyone has their own destiny, their own purpose in life. When you know what to do, and you are totally sure about it, then go for it.....what happens later, let it happen and never think about the results, because life is all about accepting every outcome gracefully.....

She came to babysit. He came with secrets. And now Cornelia is the only one Gabriel lets close... even though he swears he doesn't need anyone. A slow-burn romance about a sick, sharp-tongued boy and the girl who was never supposed to care.

Bianca Duval, a French pastry student just entered one of the hardest school known to all kind of artists. And it's not about money, or prestige, it's even worse, it's about talent. She prepared herself to any obstacle that could block her from success, but she didn't expect to meet a guy that could actually distract her. And she was right, Davi Da Costa, a brazilian surfer only has his dirty mouth to make her lose focus. But between sarcasm and misunderstandings, will they manage to complete their goals and open their hearts ?

A tale of teenage boy ( Einar Verethour ) with a big dream's , who is trying to be stronger, then slowly starts with his friends wondering to the world asking for adventure and enjoyment, but the world have something else in mind A story full of adventure, sarcasm and humor and the new that formed and how the political system works United Nations and the four Caesars and of course all the gangs

"सैयारा... मतलब तारों में एक तन्हा तारा, खुद जल के रौशन कर दे ये जग सारा... और वो तुम हो मेरे सैयारा" Aryamann Malhotra x Yati Mehrotra

It's like The Office, if everyone was slightly worse. At Lumina PR, the lights are bright, the coffee is burnt, and the employees are all professional gaslighters just trying to survive another "team bonding" exercise. In this workplace comedy, truth is optional, accountability is a myth, and self-awareness was fired years ago.

*Prologue* First bell rings, chaos erupts. Maya slams her laptop-Wi‑Fi glitches, sarcasm ready. Arjun sketches memes on a tablet, smirk on standby. Coffee spills, foam kisses notes. Arjun: "Nice aim. You're mastering collateral damage." Maya: "Just testing the spill‑response protocol." Notice board flashes: _Innovate Lab - 8‑week app, team of three._ Team: Maya, Arjun, mysterious freshman Leena. Prof shouts, "Welcome to the real world." Maya whispers, "Sarcasm over‑budget." Arjun winks, "I speak API and sarcasm." Love? It just got a debug error. Tagline:- she spoke sarcasm He spoke bollywood, Somehow they understood each other.

Claire Winters, professional matchmaker, coffee enthusiast and a woman who could use a dose of her own advice. After a date with a guy who thinks mocking her profession is a personality trait, she makes a bet. If she can secure his company a business deal with her abilities, she gets a big contract for her matchmakers office. What she did not expect was betting her own heart...

"Princess things have only just started." ----------------------------------- Y/N HAD been a average teenage nerd. Y/N HAD been bullied by everyone else every day of her life sense she was only very young. Y/N HAD been the kid excluded from everything. Y/N HAD been going through it all alone, besides the occasional acquaintances that is, sense she can remember. Y/N ALSO HAD been a badass underneath roasting everyone left and right as well- But what she hadn't expected was that a young hot male, known for causing hell a lot of trouble every where he went, would find interest in her. Or that he would even start bugging her. ----------------------------------- "Mph-!!" She huffed out as he slammed her against the school locker in front of everyone. Her cheeks flushed as she gazed up at him with a slight glare, at this point she was getting used to his unexpected actions of shoving or slamming her against things, in the least dirty way possible that is. "What now- Yoongi." She asked him, well more like stated, with a try hard cold tone. He looks at her with a amused expression. "Oh you know what, Little Miss Goodie Too-Shoe's." He said cockily. ----------------------------------- Yes, I know the description probably sucks, but TRUST ME. This story is going to be amazing once you get to reading it. I've been planning to make this sense 2018 as is ^^'. ----------------------------------- IN ADVANCE, I WOULD LIKE TO STATE THAT. NO ONE IN THIS STORY IS OWNED BY ME. THE ONLY THING THAT IS MINE, IS THE STORY IT SELF. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM COPYING MY STORY, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE SOMETHING OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. PLEASE ASK ME FIRST OR THERE WILL BE PROBLEMS!! -----------------------------------

"This story is about three friends - Arjun, Venkat, and Sindu - and how the dynamics of their friendship change when the 'Nisha factor' enters their lives."

She was the talk of her town, the center of a mystery yet to be solved. Anywhere she went stares followed her and burned into her skull, she pretended not to care, she was always strong, after all. But all becomes too much when it's two months after tragedy and her parents' case is yet to be solved. She was Hellen Ellery and she was 𝐍𝐎𝐓 strong enough for that. . . . He was Micah Blythe, School's Golden Boy, epitome of rainbows and all things sugar, if you didn't fall for his drop dead gorgeous looks you fell for his gentle demeanor and kind words. He was 𝙨𝙬𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙮. What happens when new girl Ellery falls from the sky and suddenly both their worlds are turned upside down? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "You can't chase me with a pitchfork because i questioned your background-" Hellen smirked devilishly "Try me."

[BOOK 02 IN THE SMILINGCUPS UNIVERSE] After having an argument with the co-owner of Smiling Cups, Ipsa Narlikar swore to never see his face in her whole life again. But when the metro strike made her late for an important event, she had no other option than taking a ride from the above said man, aka Krishiv Kulkarni.

After a tragedy changes her life and her family moves across the country, Cassidy just wants to keep things simple and finish the school year quietly. She's focused on her studies, preferring to stay in and enjoy movie nights in bed, rather than going to parties or dating anyone. Everything seems to be going as planned until she meets Wren Hendrix, the most popular guy in town who has a reputation for being trouble. Despite all the reasons she should avoid him, one small mistake leads to a night that complicates everything, mixing love, betrayal, and a new understanding of friendship and family. Will their secret night stay just between them, or will the gossip ruin their lives?

"Why are you so fucking scared of the truth?" He seethed. The truth. I slowly brought my hands up to his face and kissed him. I kissed him with a desperation akin to that of defying death. This is the closest to the truth you will ever get. I needed this. For the first time in my life i found myself wanting someone, needing someone. I needed his words, i needed his cruelty, i needed his insults, i needed every bit of him. **************************************************** A fracture in his facade. Alystair Satori built walls so high he created an unescapable prison for himself. Cold and indifferent was what he was notoriously known as at the prestigious highly ranked boarding school in England for the rich. The schools new player, Romen Abarra, all he's ever known was alcohol, flirting and running from brutal memories. If only they knew why he left home. What started out as flirting and banters between the unlikely pair turns into something consuming, dangerous and unrelenting love in the chaos of it all. #2 fuckboy #1 rich //15/10/2025