Истории Sarcasm

She thought she was just a side character in someone else's love story - until he showed up with a playbook of his own. Ava, the quick-witted co-captain of UCLA's cheer squad, has always been the girl behind the scenes - supporting her best friend's fairytale romance with the star quarterback. But when a practice match turns into a weekend trip full of unexpected moments, Ava finds herself thrown into a whole new game... especially when she crosses paths with Jace Walker, the quiet, brooding football player who seems more interested in books than fans. What starts as a mission to help their best friends get together becomes something neither of them planned - or knew how to handle. Intercepted Hearts is a slow-burn college romance full of banter, team drama, late-night texts, and the surprising ways love sneaks in when you're busy helping everyone else.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

•[COMPLETED]• Book-1 of Costello series. Valentina is a free spirited bubbly girl who can sometimes be very annoyingly kind and sometimes just.. annoying. She has lived in Texas as long as she can remember with her mother with no knowledge of her rest of her family. Suddenly her life takes a huge turn. Loved ones are lost and sudden revelations are made. She is not very good at dealing with changes. Well let's just say she is in for a huge surprise when she finds out about her father and the fact that she has six brothers. Yeah that's gonna be fun :) . . Yup this is another older brother/ mafia family story. Enjoy! Best rankings: #1 in siblings #1 in Big brothers #1 in American mafia #1 in Costello #1 in cousin #1 in lost Princess #2 in mafia brothers #2 in lost daughter #3 in badass #3 in family secrets #4 in older brother #5 in sarcasm #4 in sister #4 in reunited

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

Ella was kidnapped by the Greek mafia at just three years old and endured years of brutal torment until she finally rose to power. By sixteen, she had become the feared Donna of the Greek underworld and the legendary assassin known as Belladonna. But when CPS steps in, she is forced to live under the same roof as her six Italian mafia brothers, a family she never asked for. Can Ella learn to trust the people who want to protect her, or has her past carved wounds too deep for her to ever truly open up? "So... where are you shipping me off to? What foster home this time?" "No, Miss Drakos. We found your biological family." I looked at them, then back at him. "Yeah... no thanks," I said flatly.

Welcome to the 16k spezial! It is a cafe... it is a place for villains and heroes.... let's see... Overhaul sponsors it... All for One decided to make it his place... AND NEZU IS WALKING IN while Stain and All for One are there.... It will never get bored here in this cafe! A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

At Station 118, Aurora Russo and Evan Buckley have been inseparable for years - partners in chaos, confidants in quiet moments, and the kind of best friends who speak fluent sarcasm and shared glances. From the outside, it's all jokes and banter. But inside, something deeper has been growing. Aurora, who once only has her father Francesco Russo to call family, never imagined she'd find a second home in a firehouse. But with Bobby, Hen, Chimney, Eddie - and Buck - she finally understands what it means to belong. To be seen. To be understood. And Love? That's not a word she trusts. Not after watching her mother walk out at sixteen. Not after years of building walls to protect herself and her dad. But Buck? He's relentless in the softest way. He shows up. He listens. He stays. And no matter how hard Aurora tries to convince herself it's nothing, her heart keeps proving her wrong. He's not just trying to win her over. He's trying to show her that maybe - just maybe - love isn't a fairytale. It's real. And it's standing right in front of her.

Love, loyalty, and deceit are tangled in this gripping saga. Jalilah Mai, daughter of a high-ranking military official and a socialite captures the heart of Khalid Ladan, the scion of a renowned politician. With their families ready to exploit their love to mask their sinister agendas, the couple navigated the shady netherworld of power and greed. They might break free and create their destiny or allow their love to become the ultimate sacrifice. But each comes with a grave sacrifice. Ps: Not your regular kind of Love tale....😉

Lyrica Hale, the wife of Derek Hale, teaches Musical History at Beacon Hills High School. She's a werewolf, bitten and turned at the age of 14. The day she was turned, a mark appeared on the base of her neck, replacing the nasty bite. She had no clue what it was, a confusing black triskele with a bunch of letters around it. She tried to ignore it, until she met Derek and Laura Hale when she was 16, and everything fell into place. Lyrica and Derek move from their happy home in Ohio back to the place that brought Derek so much pain, when his older sister, Laura, calls for help. Lyrica and Derek were never used to being around a lot of people. So, understandably, they're a little overwhelmed when so many teenagers begin relying on them. //Hello! If you're reading this, I assume you have already read Mama Hale, the original draft of this story. If so, welcome to a MUCH better version of the story you all love. If you haven't read the story, that's okay! This one is more or less the same, just fixed up and written better. The sequel, The Mother of Beacon Hills, will still match up with this version of Mama Hale. This story WILL follow the Teen Wolf T.V. show. Enjoy!//

​"A single smile cost me my heart,a second smile gave me back my own. He once told me I was beautiful when my laugh was real-not forced, not tensed, just a pure, belly-aching joy. ​But then the tide turned. Now, he says my voice irks him and my crooked teeth annoy him. He calls me a vampire, claiming my pale skin and unaligned smile do nothing but drain the joy from the room. It's funny-he thinks I'm the one sucking the life out of him, when he's the one who took the bite out of me.". 🖇️📍All copyright reserves to @Adhuni 2026

June 1987. Severus Snape had hoped the school year would finally draw to a close, allowing him to return to the only constants in his life worth cherishing: silence, research, and the blissful absence of other people. Instead, he found himself trapped in a predicament that was, even by his standards, utterly absurd: He was forced to leave Hogwarts. He was compelled to travel. And-as the ultimate cruelty-he was not permitted to do so alone. His trainee-that obstinate, insolently capable young witch who had already transformed the previous year into a trial of endurance-had been assigned to him once more. A decision that Snape, naturally, viewed with profound disapproval. Together, they were thrust into a world far more alien to him than the Dark Arts ever were. A realm of unfamiliar landscapes, unwritten rules, and people who held no regard for the boundaries Snape had so meticulously constructed around himself. And as if that were not challenge enough, he was forced to confront a terrifying truth: the greatest danger was not lurking in the distance-but walking right beside him.

Sixteen‑year‑old Alyson Rogers thinks her biggest problems are oversleeping, sprinting to school, and rereading The Hound of the Baskervilles way too many times. But when her ordinary day takes an impossible turn, Alyson finds herself face‑to‑face with the one person she never expected to meet outside the pages of a book: Sherlock Holmes: very real, very smart, very confused, and very much not from this century.

Conspiracy or Spirituality?! Does it even matter? Toby, Day 20 behind bars: "If someone had told me that my own voice could betray me, I would've laughed in their face. Right up until the moment I stood in the middle of a Ironport courtroom and heard myself-my actual voice-confessing to a multi-million dollar crime. My lawyer??? Ugh, someone cook him for me, please. If he utters one more worthless sentence, I'm going to disown him right there in front of the judge. Usually, stray bullets hit people randomly... but apparently, I'm the only target in the room. I'm like a human bullseye. Why do you guys keep taking aim at me?! WHYYYY??!!!" [Note from Author: Profanity and explicit language will be replaced with symbols such as *** or %*^&&.] DISCLAIMER / AUTHOR'S NOTE This story is a work of fiction based on a hypothetical "Pre-Trib" world setting. All names, characters, organizations, locations, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, political entities, or existing conspiracies is purely coincidental. The narrative explores complex themes including geopolitics, technological warfare, and spiritual conflicts solely for entertainment and speculative purposes. It does not reflect the author's personal views on any real-world individuals or institutions. Reader discretion is advised: Maintain your own discernment between fiction and reality.

It's fast or it's free! Nothing easier than delivering a pizza: hit 500 km per hour, cross the neon city in the blink of an eye, and deliver on time. Or at least, that's how it used to be, until Trudy accidentally stumbled upon an unexpected delivery. Now she has just one week to train an undercover delivery boy, outrun an international terrorist group, and stop a floating city from being destroyed... and still no tip!

Iris Bennett is a late bloomer... but this isn't about puberty. This is about the triangle between tattoos, Iris, and Wilde, all connected to the government and their tyranny over the system. Iris has yet to get her signature tattoo... to find out how she'll die. Meanwhile, Wilde has found a way to hide his from the World, and government. They meet in an entangled fantasy of betrayal, lost love, heartbreak, and hope- all for the goal of stopping the Government from controlling the people for the rest of eternity. But there are a few minor details they keep forgetting about... and a few plot twists that keep that goal from happening. Can Koda love her after everything he's been through? Can Iris forgive him for lying about it all? Can they work this out?

Before Norah Bishop almost ruined his life (affectionate), Daniel Cohen had already been in love with her for approximately eight unnecessary years. This was not just romantic. It involved: • aggressive observing • long-term emotional repression • a completely one-sided rivalry with Sebastian Iver • and the deeply unsettling suspicion that something about Norah wasn't right when she came back different He didn't chase her. He didn't confess. He just quietly spiraled while maintaining a 4.0 GPA. These are the years before anyone called it a love story. Locker rooms. Early morning runs. Passive-aggressive jump shots. And the slow, humiliating realization that loving someone quietly does not make you noble. It just makes you tired. This is Daniel's side of the story. It's sarcastic. It's observant. It's occasionally unwell. And unfortunately for him, it still leads back to her. -- Norah & Daniel Universe - Companion Collection - Prequel pieces & Daniel POV chapters but can also be read on their own

Apa jadinya kalau tatapan tajam bisa bikin orang berubah? Joko Wiryawan, guru SD yang terkenal dengan "tatapan maut"-nya, nggak pernah mukul murid. Tapi sekali dia menatap... murid bisa langsung merasa berdosa tiga generasi ke belakang. Dari tatapan itu, lahir gerakan "Tatapan Sosial" - aksi diam yang bikin pelanggar aturan malu sendiri. Tapi saat gerakan itu viral dan diambil alih pemerintah, segalanya jadi kacau. Orang jujur dibunuh. Anak SD balas dendam pakai pisau dapur. Dan orang-orang yang cuma mau terlihat baik, malah membunuh kebaikan itu sendiri. Sebuah kisah lucu, getir, dan reflektif tentang moral, media sosial, dan bahaya jadi manusia paling benar di internet. > Karena terkadang... yang paling perlu diselamatkan bukan dunia, tapi diri sendiri dulu.

❞عشق کی ابتدا تم۔ حسن کی انتھا تم۔❝ - One catastrophic night, two machinating men; one dead and one alive, shackled two estranged souls to the same fate. - ( Completed ) ( Rewriting ) ( Descriptive Inside )

Are you into action stories? Or into stories where loyalty is law. "The dragon" presents a mixture of faithfulness, teasing, comic and maybe a bit of emotion. -"Not every warrior carries a sword, some carry promises but Loyalty is not a promise spoken, it is a choice repeated after all the loudest thunder comes from silent faithfulness and the only thing more dangerous than fire is betrayal, you don't stand beside someone because it's easy, you stand because leaving would break something inside you. In a world where alliances are like snakes ready to bite..." -by a wise man I will answer all your questions, feel free to contact me on Discord (blx_bla1ck) for better understanding.