Sarcasm Stories

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥇 in ironman 28/5/2026 🥇 in hawkeye 8/6/2026 🥇 in hulk 8/6/2026 🥇 in blackwidow 13/7/2026 🥇 in funny 30/7/2026 🥇 in scarletwitch 11/9/2026 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland Started | December 19th, 2024 Ended | ???

🔧 When science meets the supernatural... and really great hair 🔧 Emma Henderson has enough problems without adding "save the world" to her to-do list. Between her shift at Hawkins Library, her endless pile of broken electronics, and making sure her little brother doesn't turn their garage into a crater, she's got no time for anything else. Especially not Steve Harrington and his stupid perfect hair. But something's wrong in Hawkins. Her radios are picking up Russian broadcasts. Her equipment's going haywire. And then Dustin brings home a creature that definitely wasn't covered in AP Biology. Now Emma's trapped in a government conspiracy with only: ➤ A modified Walkman ➤ Some half-broken tools ➤ One Steve "The Hair" Harrington ➤ His nail-covered bat ➤ Way too much cologne She's a science genius with trust issues and a sarcastic streak wider than the Mississippi. He's the former King of Hawkins High who can't tell a circuit board from a cereal box. They're the last people who should be investigating interdimensional monsters together. But as shadow creatures emerge and secret tunnels appear under their tiny town, Emma's starting to realize that some equations need an unexpected variable. Even if that variable uses too much Farrah Fawcett hairspray. ✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: ✧ 🔬 Science x Supernatural 💗 Slow Burn Romance 🌟 Found Family 🔪 Horror Elements ⚡ 80s Nostalgia

̗̀➛ "aw man, boys that spontaneously combust really aren't my type..." anaya zheng didn't want to be a demigod. in her ideal world, she's invisible. a typical face in the millions. but after getting her head bashed in by crazed wind spirits trying to murder her on the grand canyon, her ideal world becomes a myth. and myths become her reality. tossed into a quest with her three "sort of friends", adjusting to being the daughter of a god definitely isn't easy. it isn't all bad. she's got leo valdez. he's the only one that really makes sense to her, mostly after a few near death experiences with him. maybe, she thinks, this demigod thing isn't so grim after all. the odds are impossible. the path is unforgiving. and failure isn't an option, unless anaya wants to eat dirt for the rest of her life. (stupid dirt lady...) eight half-bloods must answer the call. -not all canon (relating to plot) -currently in-editing/worked on constantly! the original chapters are slowly being rewritten. -essentially a heroes of olympus rewrite. different ending -slow burn -fem!oc x canon -major character deaths The Lost Hero ✅ The Mark of Athena ✅ The House of Hades ✅ The Blood of Olympus ✅ RATINGS: #1 PJO - 03/03/26 #1 Frank Zhang 03/09/26 #1 Rick Riordan 03/10/26 #1 Heroes of Olympus 04/06/26 #1 Fire 04/09/26 #1 Leo Valdez 04/26/26 #1 Jason Grace 05/01/26

"Why are you so fucking scared of the truth?" He seethed. The truth. I slowly brought my hands up to his face and kissed him. I kissed him with a desperation akin to that of defying death. This is the closest to the truth you will ever get. I needed this. For the first time in my life i found myself wanting someone, needing someone. I needed his words, i needed his cruelty, i needed his insults, i needed every bit of him. **************************************************** A fracture in his facade. Alystair Satori built walls so high he created an unescapable prison for himself. Cold and indifferent was what he was notoriously known as at the prestigious highly ranked boarding school in England for the rich. The schools new player, Romen Abarra, all he's ever known was alcohol, flirting and running from brutal memories. If only they knew why he left home. What started out as flirting and banters between the unlikely pair turns into something consuming, dangerous and unrelenting love in the chaos of it all. #2 fuckboy #1 rich //15/10/2025

Karna opens his eyes. "I've been reincarnated into the Mahabharata again. Fantastic. Apparently, the universe looked at my previous life and thought, 'Yeah, let's run that experiment again.'" Because apparently, one lifetime wasn't enough. After living a modern Kaliyuga life and then experiencing the entire Mahabharata-including Kurukshetra and his own death-Karna has been reborn with the memories of both lives. Unfortunately, he's currently an infant being placed into a basket. Great. Now he has modern sarcasm, memories of the future, and firsthand knowledge of every disaster waiting ahead. This time, Karna knows how the story ends. And he's determined to change it. But destiny may not be as easy to rewrite as he thinks... Because some bonds, secrets, and tragedies have a way of finding their way back. This time, the Mahabharata will be different. And Karna intends to make sure of it. ☀️🏹

I have an imaginary friend named Reaper. He's tall, quiet, and always wears a black cloak, but I like having him around. I want to become a hero someday, even if Kacchan hurts me when we play. Now.... I know life is strange and yes I know I should be dead by now.... but I still live.... Did anyone tell me that bach I don't know Reaper is actually Death itself-or why he watches over me. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

2,180 days without a single friend. Online school doesn't save me from the pain. If you've made it this far, then you've cared about me more than my teachers and parents combined. It sounds performative if I tell you that I am just another bullied kid trying to survive, but I don't know if I am. *** Solomon Handler's nightmares have returned-and this time, they are becoming more real. Like every other problem in his life, Solomon tries to push them away, but these visions want something. And they are coming to collect. As the world around him begins to crumble, Solomon is forced to confront the horrors that torment him whether he is awake or asleep.

What's it like to be the perfect chaebol when your jacket changes in a single edit, and your patent leather shoes are ingrained in the textures of Joseon? What's it like to be a poor girl when you're forced to fall in slow motion to the swearing of a sound engineer with a hairy microphone? This is a chronicle of epic trash, where drama cliches collide with Bollywood. And while the heroes desperately fight for survival, two exhausted workers (the director and editor) simply fall asleep facedown on the keyboard.

Nearly eight years have passed since Leon Blackwell left Seattle and the girl he loved to become a specialist doctor. Falling into the patterns of solitude and the persona of a bachelor his return on the cusp of Graduation day begins to unwind the years apart. For Kiera Yvette, who had finally become a psychologist, all cues of the past are long gone, but with Leon's return the past and distance caused by their separation causes Kiera to clamp down the spark that had been present between them. But when he is the commencement guest speaker, and set on mending the past between them, the fire can only remain dormant so long as history catches up to them, setting the start to a storm of emotions and a need for trust, that only can be satiated by each other. (For the souls who never got a second chance. Cursing, and banter, and cute moments because that's what y'all sign up for when reading this book)

Madison Vale was supposed to survive senior year. Not the apocalypse. She had plans. Cute ones. She was the most popular girl at Westhaven High, had a social life people envied, and already had big plans for what came next. Then people started biting each other. Now she's running from the dead in platform boots, collecting survival rules she never wanted, and somehow stuck in highschool. The world might be ending. Madison still has standards. And if she's going to survive this, she's doing it her way.

Margaret Allen odia essere chiamata Margaret. Odia svegliarsi presto, odia la scuola, odia i voti bassi e odia soprattutto le persone convinte di poterle dire cosa fare. Poi c'è Jake Hall. Capitano della squadra di calcio, arrogante, provocatorio, bellissimo in quel modo profondamente irritante che dovrebbe essere illegale. Jake passa le sue giornate tra bravate, ragazze e problemi, convinto che nulla possa davvero toccarlo. Maggy, invece, sembra avere un talento naturale per finirgli contro. Prima nei corridoi della scuola. Poi nell'ufficio del preside. Poi in punizione. Poi, inspiegabilmente, nei suoi pensieri. E questo è un problema. Perché Maggy sa perfettamente che tipo di ragazzo è Jake Hall. Lo ha visto trattare male gli altri. Lo ha visto perdere il controllo. Lo ha visto con ragazze diverse nel giro della stessa settimana. Dovrebbe stargli lontana. Peccato che Jake sembri altrettanto incapace di ignorare lei. Tra feste londinesi, punizioni scolastiche, ex fidanzati decisamente indesiderati, migliori amiche troppo curiose e battute che diventano sempre più personali, quella che era iniziata come semplice antipatia comincia lentamente a trasformarsi in qualcosa di molto più difficile da controllare. Perché a volte il problema non è innamorarsi della persona sbagliata. Il problema è accorgersi che forse non la conoscevi affatto. THE PROBLEM Una storia di adolescenza, attrazione, rabbia, errori e due persone che preferirebbero dichiararsi guerra piuttosto che ammettere di essersi finalmente notate.

Finding You Series - Book 2 "Oh, so you're Scott's girl," he says with dark humor. Hunter doesn't respond, but his grip on my hand tightens as the boy lets out a short laugh. "Well, this just got a hell of a lot more fun," he continues, looking at Hunter, who's anger is now hanging by just a thread. He looks me up and down one more time, before walking away, leaving me feeling violated and incredibly confused. Who the hell was that? And how does he know Hunter?" *** It's senior year, and Hunter and Mia are back to school, back together, and stronger now than ever before. But staying that way becomes increasingly difficult when they both have to make important decisions about their future which threatens to put a strain on their relationship. On top of all that, Hunter's former high school merges with Northwest Academy, causing old mistakes and old enemies to resurface, and it soon becomes apparent that Mia might not know as much about him as she thinks. What happens when Hunter's past comes back to haunt him? And by association, Mia? Can the boy who once saved her from her world, protect her from his? Even he's not sure, but he's sure as hell going to try.

The hero communicates. The heroine overthinks. He's her boss, the billionaire CEO. She's the employee who would rather debug a spreadsheet than admit she's falling for him. Their families? Already acting like this romance is a group project. And the author... well, I enjoy everyone's suffering equally. Between office drama, banters, shameless flirting, domestic disasters, mystery, heartbreaks, healing and a dangerously healthy relationship... Two stubborn hearts quietly become each other's safest place, rewriting everything they thought they knew about love. He has the money, the power and absolutely no business being patient with her. She has sarcasm, overthinking and a spectacular talent for making one emotionally stable man question his life choices. Neither planned for this. Sleep is temporary. This slow burn isn't. And yes... I fully intend to make you laugh before emotionally ruining you again. You're welcome. 🔞⚠️ This book contains mature content intended for readers aged 18 and above. Reader discretion is advised.

She was supposed to be on vacation. Instead, she found herself watching a stranger through binoculars, waving at him from across the resort, and somehow becoming the subject of his curiosity. Raffaele De Rossi came to Greece for business. Taking over a resort was part of the plan. Becoming interested in the strange woman on the beach wasn't. Thalia is sarcastic, unpredictable, and far too curious for her own good. Raffaele is powerful, guarded, and used to getting what he wants. Neither of them knows just how dangerous the other can be. She thought she was watching him. She didn't realize he was watching back.

A tale of two supreme demi-god rivals very sarcastic and mischievous ones, born in the mortal realm, who had sworn not to let each other live in harmony and serenity without the intrusion of the other, until fate took twisted turns. ******* Jelsa, the realms' most recognized weirdo, with extra-ordinary weird abilities of course who has lived in a magic boarding school with no idea of who his parents are or who pays his tuition, is set to be the destiny and the future of Hollows, the centre of magic and a place in which it was said magic was born. But our young hero can't do this alone for he needs the help of his rival, the proud Silver prince, a legend, with mythical abilities too and a warrior since his birth-how is that possible? I don't know- who is known for his enormous ego, arrogant in all his doings but still yet, smart. As these two set along on their Journey of both self discovery and that of fate, which never started well of course, they both discover connecting dots about their pasts, and a link. Defeating fairytale and mythical beasts, a bond is established, and journeying through the valleys brought new rays of ideas and hope, all for Hollows, and partially for them and their friends. But evil is never always easy to defeat. for our friends, it was a moment of challenge, weird test of loyalty, to themselves, and to their country. Friendships being put to the test as the darker days of Hollows approaches, much to the disarray of our friends. In all, we all know who will always win. But when that feeling of provincialism, of self righteousness, that always right attitude and inability to take good advice from people who you feel are under you, especially at the face of certain betrayals, trust is almost severed. Will our friends find a way of reconciliation, forgiveness and trust again to win this battle or will pride bring about the end of Hollows, magic, friendship and trust forever? ©2025 All Rights Reserved Paul Oyin.N Starr

Prince Zephyr Valmont has perfected the art of being overlooked. As the third son of Valia's ruling dynasty, he expects to be married off for political convenience and forgotten by the court. Then the newly risen Valois family of neighboring Velandra revives an old alliance, replacing Blythe Valmont's proposed match with an offer for Elowen to marry their captivating heir, Nicolai. Zephyr's carefully maintained invisibility collapses as he struggles to protect both him and his sister from unwanted marriages and unsettling intentions. When a series of murders begins amid the Valois arrival, suspicion, gossip, and political tension spread through Valia. Zephyr alone seems convinced the new royal family is dangerous, but no one will listen-least of all when Nicolai takes a provocative interest in making Zephyr's life unbearable.

While Ward Capital purchases sixty percent of the restaurant chain Naomi Hale has labored for nine years to build, Naomi expects spreadsheets, firings, and strangers who view numbers where she sees people. Then Gabriel Ward shows up at the door. Charming, privileged, and fatally easy to like, Gabriel has been dispatched to familiarize himself with the business before his family makes its decision regarding the future of their new acquisition. Naomi becomes Gabriel's unwilling guide and the woman who must evaluate the fates of thirty-one people based on what she writes down. Gabriel comes to appreciate the fiercely loyal culture created by Josephine's staff table. And his priorities change. As does his growing attraction to Naomi. From faulty equipment, botched services, unattainable revenue goals, late-night crises, and an unexpected romance, Naomi and Gabriel start to construct something very real indeed. But there is one thing about which Gabriel lies to Naomi. Gabriel convinces himself that he is doing it for Naomi's benefit. And she trusts him completely. Sometimes the worst lies start out with the purest intentions.

Ellie is a 21 year old girl who suddenly dies in a dark July night, after months and months of investigation the police dismisses it but the killer sends the first clue to solve the case to Thomas, her boyfriend, and her friends. During the story between love, the fights and total desperation the boys get closer and closer to the answer. Are they gonna make it?

Emery Curran is one of a long bloodline of lycans, she was an alphas daughter. Her world changed after one night. And it would never be the same again.

Melro "Mel" Clark has never had interest in relationships. Man nor woman. That's until a certain passive aggressive person caught his eye.