Sarcasm Stories

A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

Lyrica Hale, the wife of Derek Hale, teaches Musical History at Beacon Hills High School. She's a werewolf, bitten and turned at the age of 14. The day she was turned, a mark appeared on the base of her neck, replacing the nasty bite. She had no clue what it was, a confusing black triskele with a bunch of letters around it. She tried to ignore it, until she met Derek and Laura Hale when she was 16, and everything fell into place. Lyrica and Derek move from their happy home in Ohio back to the place that brought Derek so much pain, when his older sister, Laura, calls for help. Lyrica and Derek were never used to being around a lot of people. So, understandably, they're a little overwhelmed when so many teenagers begin relying on them. //Hello! If you're reading this, I assume you have already read Mama Hale, the original draft of this story. If so, welcome to a MUCH better version of the story you all love. If you haven't read the story, that's okay! This one is more or less the same, just fixed up and written better. The sequel, The Mother of Beacon Hills, will still match up with this version of Mama Hale. This story WILL follow the Teen Wolf T.V. show. Enjoy!//

She thought she was just a side character in someone else's love story - until he showed up with a playbook of his own. Ava, the quick-witted co-captain of UCLA's cheer squad, has always been the girl behind the scenes - supporting her best friend's fairytale romance with the star quarterback. But when a practice match turns into a weekend trip full of unexpected moments, Ava finds herself thrown into a whole new game... especially when she crosses paths with Jace Walker, the quiet, brooding football player who seems more interested in books than fans. What starts as a mission to help their best friends get together becomes something neither of them planned - or knew how to handle. Intercepted Hearts is a slow-burn college romance full of banter, team drama, late-night texts, and the surprising ways love sneaks in when you're busy helping everyone else.

𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐋𝐢𝐧 didn't live. She existed. With many names and identities, one sticks out above the others; The Right Hand to the Devil. The Underworld fears her. Her boss knows better than to try and tame her. Death crafted her. Hell shaped her. Murder gave her something to quench that thirst for someone's life slipping through her hands. 𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐬 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫 is a best selling author with a bank account that runs deep and looks that rival a Greek God, but no one knows him. He doesn't need anyone, doesn't want them. And after spending his life pretending to be the perfect gold boy, the machine of a writer, he's ready to waste away in his apartment. But with a single encounter with a woman and a gun, life doesn't flash before his eyes. It starts. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬. He's seen things no one should and she walked out of Hell with more scars than she can count. One of them will 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤. The other will 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞.

When the gods decide to send a young demigod to their old friend Eywa, what will happen when they meet some navi called the Sully's and how will they return home to camp half blood guess you'll just have to wait and see

Emery Curran is one of a long bloodline of lycans, she was an alphas daughter. Her world changed after one night. And it would never be the same again.

someone was in love ... SARCASTIC STORY.

**Perfect Chaos** Friendly Enemies-to-chaotic lovers. Found family. Buried trauma. A love that burns slow-and a shadow ready to break her. She's the wildfire everyone leans on-loud, loyal, unbreakable. She fights for her friends and pretends the nightmares don't still wake her screaming. She says she's fine. She's lying. He's the sarcastic guy who acts like she's his headache. The one who notices when her smile cracks. The one who carries her when she breaks. The one who whispers "I've got you" like a vow. He says he's fine. He's lying. Their chaotic family is everything-late-night donut runs, color wars, two fiercely loyal dogs who guard her heart. But one is slipping away. Secret calls. Forced smiles. Guilt she can't name. And someone is watching. Planting photos. Whispering doubts. Turning closeness into betrayal. Waiting to isolate her... and make her his. A festival of colors hiding fractures. Panic in the dark. Late-night confessions. They laugh. They fight. They fall apart together. But when the pictures arrive, will everyone survives what comes next? **Perfect Chaos** - where friendship keeps them breathing, love is the deadliest risk, and the shadow already knows how to break her. Step into the storm. You won't look away. 🌪️💜

Destiny were never meant to notice Elements. Starley didn't ask to be important. Kiara narrates what shouldn't be told. Cent knows more than he admits. Nyxia understands the cost of power. A fantasy series of destiny, elements, secrets, and what happens when the universe starts paying attention. Offical debut - May 19

Everyone has their own kind of happy ever after. But mine was different. Mine wasn't about prince charming or becoming the princess. No mine was simple all I wanted was death. All I wanted was to be numb. Forget the pain I went through all my life. But that changed when he came into my life.

⊱ 𝓝𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 ⊰ Olivia Carver, the hopeless romantic, who denies it and tries to hide away the cracking shadows of her past trauma with smiles and laughter. Aiden Parker, who has his own load of shit in his past to deal with too, but he copes a different way- the more violent way by getting in trouble almost every single day. They despise each other. After 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 day, Olivia and Aiden both already try to avoid each other as much as possible in school. But how much can that help when Aiden is forced to give her basketball lessons they need to do for their grade and she cannot refuse because she completely sucks in sports? What will happen when the line of 'just a month of tolerating each other' blur and they can actually stand each other? Maybe even more than that. 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭: ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 2025

Alix Moreau crossed an ocean at seventeen to train under the most demanding coach in figure skating. After three years of practice, small successes and a career-threatening injury, she's back on the rink with one goal: qualify for the Olympics. Roman Rozhenov knows some victories cost more than they're worth. A former world-class skater who gave everything to the sport, he's spent the last decade turning talent into champions and hoping Alix Moreau never has to sacrifice the parts of herself he loves most. Roman can pinpoint the exact moment every athlete under his care landed their first triple Axel, the angle of their blade, even the look on their face when they realised they were capable of more. He can't pinpoint when Alix became the rare thing he stopped trying to explain and simply hoped never to lose. ~ I finish tightening the laces on my skates and push to my feet. "You're limping again," Roman says the way other people might point out it's raining. "That's a very serious accusation." He reaches into his pocket and drops two painkillers into my palm before handing me his water bottle. I stare at them. Roman can't take painkillers; he's allergic. Which means he's been carrying them around for me. Again. "Why are you like this?" His gaze finds mine. I've seen those eyes reduce national champions to tears. I've never once been afraid of them. "Because after three years, zanoza," he says, "the things that hurt you tend to get my attention." ~

Riven, a vampire thought immortality was exhausting. Then he started a podcast... What begins as a cure for centuries of boredom turns into Internet attention, unwanted theories, and strange visits to the Manor. A modern gothic vampire story about offbeat humor, old secrets, and the terrible consequences of letting the wrong people listen.🎙️🧛

Non-Disclosure, I do not own Harry Potter The classic world of Harry Potter is changed by the addition of one person. The origin of the most sarcastic force in the wizarding world. Morgana.

Some destinies are inherited. Others are survived. For eighteen years, Leilani has lived behind castle walls as the future of wolfkind, protected by a title that has always felt more like a prison than a privilege. But when she finally steps into the world beyond the gates, she discovers that freedom comes with a price. An unexpected bond. A pack hiding more than it reveals. Enemies who have been waiting far longer than she realizes. As old rivalries awaken and forgotten truths claw their way to the surface, Leilani learns that not everyone wearing a smile is a friend, and not every monster wears fangs. Some people are fighting to protect the future. Others are willing to destroy it. Before she can become the leader she was born to be, she'll have to discover who she can trust... before the pieces of her world shatter beyond repair. Because sometimes the most dangerous thing isn't being broken. It's discovering who broke you.

Under a rain-heavy London sky, two strangers collide-not by chance, but by consequence. He is-a global icon and the reluctant heir to a legacy that taught him everything about success and nothing about staying. She is-a quietly ambitious designer who believes in effort, timing, and never asking twice to be chosen. Their first meeting? Reckless, miscalculated, and ends with both of them running from a mistake neither fully owns. No names exchanged. No promises made. Elegant, witty, and emotionally charged, this enemies-to-lovers romance unfolds through razor-sharp banter, quiet longing, and the undeniable pull of something that keeps returning- no matter how far they run.

Welcome to Stickville, a place full of diversity, chaos, unhinge shenanigans, and maybe some magic. In this area are three friends just trying to get through life with a fourth member tagging along with them. But the fourth member could be hiding something from them, but who knows? Just prepare yourselves and get ready for some STICKY Shenanigans. (Disclaimer: if you are under the age of 13 please don't read my story, my humor is very edgy and unhinge. Also this is my first time writing something so if there's a problem with my story let me know)

While on the run from her abusive older brother, her only remaining family, Adalie comes across a severely injured forest spirit named Koa, who begs Adalie for help. Adalie takes them to nearby ruins of a grand old manor, where the spirit explains that they were attacked by a dangerous creature known as The Hybrid, a minion of the Dark Emperor Kaldareth. He rules over the Isen forest with an iron fist, so when he heard the locals whispering about a secret prophecy, one that speaks of a human girl leading to his downfall, he sent out his minions on a relentless search, attacking innocent spirits and animals, questioning them on whether they've seen her, and then killing them, so the girl won't know of her destiny should she come across one of his victims. Luckily, the Hybrid was sloppy, and Koa is still alive... but barely. They strike a deal with Adalie. I exchange for her help in collecting the ingredients required to make a potion which will save them, Koa will free her from living her brother. So Adalie sets out on a dangerous quest, aided by a mysterious yet strikingly handsome river spirit, Zyair. Thrown into a dark new fantasy world crawling with watchful eyes and lingering threats, will Adalie succeed and save Koa? Or will she be captured by the cruel Emperor whose only goal is to kill her? (Draft 1)

Xu Haoyuan and Wen Yiran have been married for a year, not for love but for business, reputation and responsibility. To the world, they are a perfect couple. Behind closed doors, they live like strangers sharing a name. Xu Haoyuan is the cold overworked CEO of a billion-yuan empire. Wen Yiran is the quiet, elegant spouse who always smiles yet never speaks his heart. One day, after collapsing from overwork and exhaustion, Xu Haoyuan wakes up with a strange ability: He can hear his spouse's thoughts. ... The cover photo is from Pinterest,