Sarcasm Stories

Evangeline Winters is the pinnacle of kindness. A permanent smile on her face, always willing to lend a helping hand, and she would never hurt a fly. She has never lost composure. Never. Aiden Anderson is someone she should avoid. Brooding, mysterious, and the least friendly person ever known to man. He tolerates few, and cares even less. And that bike of his? That should serve as a warning. He's dangerous. So why is it that she can't stay away from him? He is the only person to ever make her snap. And she is the only woman who will make him fall to his knees.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

At Station 118, Aurora Russo and Evan Buckley have been inseparable for years - partners in chaos, confidants in quiet moments, and the kind of best friends who speak fluent sarcasm and shared glances. From the outside, it's all jokes and banter. But inside, something deeper has been growing. Aurora, who once only has her father Francesco Russo to call family, never imagined she'd find a second home in a firehouse. But with Bobby, Hen, Chimney, Eddie - and Buck - she finally understands what it means to belong. To be seen. To be understood. And Love? That's not a word she trusts. Not after watching her mother walk out at sixteen. Not after years of building walls to protect herself and her dad. But Buck? He's relentless in the softest way. He shows up. He listens. He stays. And no matter how hard Aurora tries to convince herself it's nothing, her heart keeps proving her wrong. He's not just trying to win her over. He's trying to show her that maybe - just maybe - love isn't a fairytale. It's real. And it's standing right in front of her.

An LGBT novel. THE ROAR OF THE CHEERING CROWD. Val Wash is one her school's best soccer players. She's charming, smooth talking and can get out of trouble with ease. At least that's how it was in the past, but now her heart's affection refuses to release its target, her straight best friend. THE ENCHANTING SUMMON OF THE DESIRED. Naomi Johnson has always loved men. Lately, certain passions have risen that muddle her love for her boyfriend and lead her down a path she has never tread. IT'S THEIR FINAL YEAR AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP GROWS UNSTABLE. What will happen when the girls appeal to their innermost wishes? Can their friendship last through the chaos that accompanies their senior year? Copyright © edanmorez, all rights reserved. Do not reproduce. (If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. If you wish to read this story in it's original, safe, form, please go to (https://www.wattpad.com/user/edanmorez))

A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

This is a story I have rewritten again and again in my head for years now. I wanted to finally put it into writing. I have taken inspiration from so many places that I don't even remember where a certain part is from. Every part of me is woven into this story, the books I read, the people I love, the songs I enjoy, the hobbies I have indulged in, the things I like. Everything. Sooo.... If you have chosen this book, Thank you. Any similarities are purely coincidences. All photos are from pintrest. All the credit goes to the owner of the photos.

Vaelora is a continent divided into 4 kingdoms Veyndrralis known for it's recourses and Crystia magic, Pyrrhalis known for its great political power and phyra magic, Tharolenne known for its nature magic and lastly frosthollow known for being a kingdom carved from glaciers and frost magic also dark magic as well In a world where the dragons of Drakoryn once soared free, their kind has been shackled in ice by the ruthless king Iskareth. When our young princess protagonist discovers the truth, she alone must rise to break their chains and restore balance. the Protagonist name is Victoria Aelwen Veyn'dorath princess of Veyndrralis

When the gods decide to send a young demigod to their old friend Eywa, what will happen when they meet some navi called the Sully's and how will they return home to camp half blood guess you'll just have to wait and see

Brois Kim Seok-jin has a reputation. People disappear when they cross him. Cities burn when he gets angry. Entire organizations collapse if he even looks in their direction wrong. But sure-go ahead and ask his sister. To Kim So-hyul, he's just an overprotective, slightly annoying, "don't go out alone" type of brother who somehow always knows when she skips meals and texts like he's monitoring her breathing. Normal. Totally normal. Except... it's not. Because while Seok-jin was busy building an empire in the shadows, So-hyul was busy dealing with things he never noticed-growing up, changing, staying quiet about things she couldn't explain, and somehow ending up in a relationship she didn't even want. Don't ask. She doesn't know how to get out of it either. And telling her brother? Yeah, no. She's not trying to get someone killed this week. So she stays quiet. Keeps her distance. Pretends everything is fine. It's fine. Everything is fine. Until she makes one small decision- She walks out. And suddenly, she's not in her safe little bubble anymore. She's in his world. You know... the one he forgot to mention. Now she's gone, secrets are out, and Seok-jin is about to remind everyone exactly why his name is whispered like a warning. Because hurting her? That's the one mistake no one survives. But here's the real problem- When So-hyul finds out who her brother really is... She might not want to be saved. He gave her the key. He just forgot to mention the monsters outside.

"Kayla Richards is more than a billionaire's daughter, she is an institution. As the "Gilded Gavel" of Lagoon Crest Academy, she navigates her final year of high school with a sharp tongue and a wardrobe that costs more than most people's futures. But behind the designer masks and the mean girl cover, Kayla is a girl built on secrets, until the return of Jeriel Okoye threatens to tear down the very walls she spent almost a decade building. ​Jeriel doesn't just see the Mean Girl the world fears, he remembers the girl before the gold. As a cold war of wit and old wounds ignites between them, Kayla is forced to navigate the treacherous waters of her elite world, from cutthroat family legacies and vengeful exes to the suffocating pressure of being a Richards. In a city where every fall is a headline and every move is televised, Kayla must decide if she's ready to stop ruling her lonely empire and finally start building something real. "​The Architecture of Us" is a high-octane journey through the lives of the one percent. It's a story of fierce bonds, a devastating first love, and the realization that the only thing more dangerous than losing your status is finding yourself in the middle of the ruins." Oma_queen🌷

"Ah, so this is the brother I've heard so much about." She looks at me, "You didn't tell me you were both the looks and the brains of the family." "She doesn't mean that." "Oh. I believe she does." Callan pipes up from the corner, "Don't worry Tyr. I think you've got fine looks." "Thanks... wait, hey!" - What do you do when the person you love the most is sworn against the cause you most long to protect? All Tanwen wants is to protect her brother. All he wants is to protect their reputation. When he enlists to hunt a Sol dragon to redeem their name, all Tanwen can do is pray that he comes home. Until the dragon shows up in her back garden, that is. - ONC 2026

While on the run from her abusive older brother, her only remaining family, Adalie comes across a severely injured forest spirit named Koa, who begs Adalie for help. Adalie takes them to nearby ruins of a grand old manor, where the spirit explains that they were attacked by a dangerous creature known as The Hybrid, a minion of the Dark Emperor Kaldareth. He rules over the Isen forest with an iron fist, so when he heard the locals whispering about a secret prophecy, one that speaks of a human girl leading to his downfall, he sent out his minions on a relentless search, attacking innocent spirits and animals, questioning them on whether they've seen her, and then killing them, so the girl won't know of her destiny should she come across one of his victims. Luckily, the Hybrid was sloppy, and Koa is still alive... but barely. They plead for Adalie's help, for her to collect the ingredients required to make a potion which will save them, and in return, Koa will free her from living her brother. So Adalie sets out on a dangerous quest, aided by a mysterious yet strikingly handsome river spirit, Zyair. Thrown into a dark new fantasy world crawling with watchful eyes and lingering threats, will Adalie succeed and save Koa? Or will she be captured by the cruel Emperor whose only goal is to kill her?

Book 1 of Being A Holloway Having global pop superstar Zayn Holloway as your dad should make life perfect. At least, that's what everyone thinks. For sixteen-year-old Isla Holloway, it means cameras, luxury, and a family that looks flawless from the outside-but feels anything but. After a public breakdown and a night she can't quite undo, Isla is left navigating a version of life that suddenly feels more real than she's used to. While her parents leave town days before her birthday, she's assigned a temporary junior protection agent-Dante Cruz. He's eighteen, controlled, impossible to read, and completely uninterested in the version of her the world sees. And that's the problem. Because while Isla is busy trying to hold onto what feels easy, Dante's presence keeps forcing her to notice what isn't. As the week unfolds and the lines between performance and reality begin to blur, Isla starts to realize that growing up isn't about escaping the spotlight- it's about figuring out who you are when it's finally off.

✿ Intolerable Vows ✿ {#2nd book of Vows series} = the vows took by both of them are terrible to endure. . . Bound by misunderstanding and buried past , Asad and Kanak stand on opposite sides of a past soaked in silence. With time, Asad became emotionless while Kanak hides her depth behind sarcasm and strength. Forced together by fate, their cold clashes slowly turn into understanding, and resentment begins to soften into unexpected care. In a house without peace, love dares to grow where revenge once lived. What will happen when he will start feeling the emotions for a girl belongs to the family responsible for destroying his world. Will love ever be able to compete with the hatred he carries for her? ***** You've made a mistake," she snapped. "A big one. You'll regret marrying Kanak Dutta." She turned away-he caught her wrist, pulling her back. "I vow to make this marriage unbearable," he said coldly. "You'll beg to leave it." "Kanak never learned how to be weak," she whispered. "Then I'll teach you," he shot back. "We'll see." "Mrs. Kanak Asad Ahmed Khan," he growled. She froze. "What?" "Correct your name." "Fuck it." He smirked. "Shall I?" They walked away in opposite directions, leaving fire between them. Meant for revenge... what if it turns into passion?

Teddy Lupin has spent his entire life being the perfect boy. Kind. Responsible. Intelligent. Painfully committed to staying out of trouble. Natalie Torrence... has not. Responsibility? Questionable. Moral compass? Flexible. Criminal intelligence? Concerningly impressive. And yet, somehow, a hidden cave and a missing ring decide to drag them into the same mess. Which is unfortunate for Teddy. And significantly more unfortunate for everyone else.

Under a rain-heavy London sky, two strangers collide-not by chance, but by consequence. He is-a global icon and the reluctant heir to a legacy that taught him everything about success and nothing about staying. She is-a quietly ambitious designer who believes in effort, timing, and never asking twice to be chosen. Their first meeting? Reckless, miscalculated, and ends with both of them running from a mistake neither fully owns. No names exchanged. No promises made. Elegant, witty, and emotionally charged, this enemies-to-lovers romance unfolds through razor-sharp banter, quiet longing, and the undeniable pull of something that keeps returning- no matter how far they run.

Liam Horthon broke her heart once-prom night. The words she wished he'd heard... never came out the way she wanted. Years later, Lila Hartley-now Nova-walks into his world with a new name, a new attitude, and a score to settle. Forced to live together under one roof, sparks fly, sarcasm is mandatory, and chaos is guaranteed. Liam is dark, broody, and always in control. Nova is bold, bright, and utterly impossible to ignore. One room. Two clashing personalities. And absolutely no privacy. Secrets, tension, and hidden motives lurk in the shadows-because in this game of love and revenge, nothing is ever simple.

Ten years after The Beatles fell apart, they're now ready to give the world a peek into the past through interviews with memories never told before. Paul, Ringo, George, John and...her. Sheila Cox del Valle, a woman of two worlds - born in Venezuela to an English father who fled the war and a Venezuelan mother who taught her resilience with good humor. She grew up between cultures, never quite belonging anywhere - until she was saved by rock n' roll. Until she found her place with 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. She was a guitarist, vocalist, and the so-called "glue" of the band. She was there for all of it. This is her side of the story.

•"Are you really that important?" Come and find out.. •Oc lore basically •Triggers- rough language, violence, sexual behaviour, mentions of sex, drugs, suicide, mentions of suicide.. ~15+ •This is a original chaptered story that me and my friend (are still coming) up with! •It's about two women who (unfortunately) meet and are forced to depend on eachother. The two are totally opposites of each other, so it's destined to be quite interesting and entertaining. It's set in a dystopian world where the people there already died, thus, thus, the name Afterlife. Each person has a "parasite" (a sin) marking on their body. •It's not known when we'll be done :))) •Each chapter has about 1000-3000 words.