Sarcasm Stories

One night. A split second is all it takes to change someone's life forever. For Scott Aldridge, it was having his last shred of hope taken from him. On a long road to redemption from his dark and embittered past, he later meets Lily Rezza who may be the key he was searching for all along. But when an old nemesis rolls back into town, bringing terror in their wake, Scott, Lily, and their friends will do anything to stop it, changing each and every one of their lives forever. However, what no one realized was that the past was already coming back with a vengeance. ✦ Book One of the Hathaway Chronicles ✦ Copyright © 2017 by L. M. Meadows

Ella was kidnapped by the Greek mafia at just three years old and endured years of brutal torment until she finally rose to power. By sixteen, she had become the feared Donna of the Greek underworld and the legendary assassin known as Belladonna. But when CPS steps in, she is forced to live under the same roof as her six Italian mafia brothers, a family she never asked for. Can Ella learn to trust the people who want to protect her, or has her past carved wounds too deep for her to ever truly open up? "So... where are you shipping me off to? What foster home this time?" "No, Miss Drakos. We found your biological family." I looked at them, then back at him. "Yeah... no thanks," I said flatly.

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #5 in ironman #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch #30 in hulk Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

Eden McKoy has spent the last three years fetching coffees, fielding tantrums, and fading into the background at SportsWest TV. Her title might read Executive Assistant, but Eden knows she's one photocopy away from a mental breakdown. Still, she'd do it all again if it meant landing her dream job in the film industry. So when she's unexpectedly assigned to direct a high-profile documentary, it feels like the break she's been waiting for. The catch? It stars Noah Thatcher - the NHL's golden boy turned cautionary tale. Noah is every publicist's worst nightmare: foul-mouthed, infuriatingly private, and allergic to cameras. Off the ice, he's as cold and brutal as his slapshot. And Eden? She's the newest thorn in his very expensive side. Thrown into close quarters and forced to work together, Eden and Noah clash from day one. She wants a story. He wants her gone. But as the cameras roll and tempers flare, Eden starts to see cracks in Noah's armor - and he sees someone who might actually understand the weight he's carrying. What starts as a professional disaster spirals into something far more dangerous: tension, longing, and a spark neither of them expected. But when secrets resurface and the past threatens everything, Eden will have to decide what matters more - the truth behind the lens, or the man who makes her want to drop it all. Enemies. Teammates. Maybe something more. In the world of sports and scandal, one rule always applies: play to win - or lose it all. 💌 Perfect for fans of Icebreaker and the Off-Campus series-this slow-burn hockey romance is equal parts spicy, snarky, and heart-wrecking.💌

I am by far no one should actually dare to harm.... 3 simple reasons... 1) My mom 2) My mom 3) My mom HAHAHA did you expect something else? All the heroes are scared of my mom but they should be scared of her son more than her.... for she has trained me. I am just as unstoppable and insane as she is. Fight me... and you lose. A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

She ran away from home with nothing but a broken heart and a car that barely made it. One fight, one night, one decision...and everything changed. Desperate for somewhere to stay, Avery answered an ad for a room and ended up moving in with Rhett...a tattooed, cold, pro hockey captain who thrives on control, discipline, and dominance both on and off the ice. Commitment isn't in his vocabulary. Neither are second chances. He's chaos in skates and trouble in leather jackets, sharp edges wrapped in muscle and attitude, and he makes it painfully clear that he doesn't want her in his space, in his routine, in his carefully controlled world. They clash from the start. Power against defiance. Fire against gasoline. Too similar. Too stubborn. Too damaged in different ways. She's soft, but not weak. A good girl who knows how to party, dance, and forget the world when the music gets loud enough. He's adrenaline and aggression, fueled by late-night games, bruised knuckles, and a hunger for control that doesn't turn off when the crowd goes home. Closed off. Possessive. Allergic to feelings. Living together becomes a dangerous game of boundaries, tension, and lingering looks that last a second too long. Every shared space feels like a challenge. Every accidental touch feels like a dare. Neither of them are willing to admit that the pull between them burns hotter than any fight on the ice...or that surrendering might be the one thing Rhett fears more than losing. But the past doesn't stay buried forever. Her mother returns to haunt her, reopening old wounds. And just when Avery starts to feel safe...just when it starts to feel real...Rhett does what he does best. He runs. Because falling is easy...but staying is the dangerous part. Warning: May contain profanity and sexual content.

Lila Benedict woke up one morning only to realize... she's back in time. Seven days before the zombie apocalypse. Betrayed by the men she once saved, she swears: no more handsome men. No one. Ever. But fate... has a sense of humor. Not only does she inherit a house system straight out of a female lead's dream, it comes with a catch! To unlock its full power, she must find four men. And these aren't just any men. There's the infuriatingly charming celebrity, the cold and calculating CEO, the mysterious genius doctor and the wild card who's trouble with a capital T. Each holds a secret crucial to her survival... and maybe her sanity. Can Lila survive the apocalypse, keep her heart intact, and figure out how to deal with four impossibly perfect men at once? One thing's for sure, this time, she's not going down without a fight!.

There are a few things to know about Abbigail Ford: she has a PhD in sarcasm, a minor in antisocialism, and a certain disdain over the human races. It's nothing personal though. It's just, a fact. Miles Hudson? He's a tall, chaotic, but handsome, long haired guy who appeared to be Abby's classmate. When Miles's friends dare him to get Abby to say yes to prom, he accepts the challenge thinking it'll be a piece of we don't know what. A cake perhaps? But truth be told, Abby doesn't date, doesn't trust anyone, and she certainly doesn't fall for some charming screwed boy with green eyes. So convincing her to go to prom isn't only a bet, it's whole road of challenge of earning her trust, and surviving her sharp tongue. Will Abby say yes to Miles's prom-posal? Surely, no.

College life was supposed to be hard. Homework, late nights, bad coffee. Not life or death. But when Emma uncovers a hidden letter and notices her mother's strange behavior, everything changes. She's no longer ordinary. She's at the center of a centuries-old prophecy, and dark forces are closing in. One wrong move could cost her everything. One secret could shatter the world she thought she knew. And someone, or something, is coming for her.

"You don't speak." I state. He looks at me and he nods. He slowly raises his hand before he wipes the tears streaming down my face. His touch heats my skin, making me suck in a breath. "You aren't going to hurt me?" He furrows his brows before he shakes his head once. A small weight lifts, easing some of the anxiety I feel. "But you kill people."

Scarlet Desire-the story of Sid Malhotra and Rhea deshmukh. ⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚ 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒑𝒔𝒆. What happens when Rhea doesn't have a place to stay but at Sid's? Rhea deshmukh is a voice. She is truly like a goddess. She is super sarcastic, and can completely destroy anybody with her strong words. The girl argues like her whole life depends on it. She doesn't stand a man's fragile behaviour but somehow she has to live in the same house as her unknown enemy-Sid. Sid malhotra is a popular hot playboy in his college who either fucks or doesn't give a fuck. Every girl dies for him, or maybe just his body. He is rude and coldhearted who doesn't care about anybody, not even himself. His emotions are unknown to everyone. Love is a unrealistic emotion for him. But he wasn't the same always. His past was dirty but the time healed it and it eventually faded. But the faded past didn't vanish everything. A small pin can explode the truth. It seemed the pin just entered his life-Rhea. They absolutely hated each other on the first sight-or that's what we were said to believe. Their story feels loud screams on a high moutain. Come join their ups and downs with so much of spice and little bit of love. ⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆.˚ Mature 18+ |Enemies to lovers |Forced housemates |College drama |Peak tension

​"A single smile cost me my heart,a second smile gave me back my own. He once told me I was beautiful when my laugh was real-not forced, not tensed, just a pure, belly-aching joy. ​But then the tide turned. Now, he says my voice irks him and my crooked teeth annoy him. He calls me a vampire, claiming my pale skin and unaligned smile do nothing but drain the joy from the room. It's funny-he thinks I'm the one sucking the life out of him, when he's the one who took the bite out of me.". 🖇️📍All copyright reserves to @Adhuni 2026

They hate each other in class. They're in love in the DMs. And they have no idea it's the same person. Running a school confession account was supposed to be simple. Then feelings got involved. Oops.

Teresa and James have never liked each other. Never have, never will. And that's the way it's going to stay. Just two people that coincidentally keep running into each other, much to their dismay. As much as they may dislike each other, there's something comforting about the solace they both provide each other, even if it's unintentional. James is nothing but trouble to her. Teresa is everything he should not want. But their stories aren't meant to be separate.

Love, loyalty, and deceit are tangled in this gripping saga. Jalilah Mai, daughter of a high-ranking military official and a socialite captures the heart of Khalid Ladan, the scion of a renowned politician. With their families ready to exploit their love to mask their sinister agendas, the couple navigated the shady netherworld of power and greed. They might break free and create their destiny or allow their love to become the ultimate sacrifice. But each comes with a grave sacrifice. Ps: Not your regular kind of Love tale....😉

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲. In a city that eats the innocent alive, 𝐋𝐮𝐝𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢 learned to become the predator. She doesn't have a job - she has disguises. By day, she's just a tired single mother with a daughter to raise and a past that won't stay buried. By night, she's the whisper in Manhattan's penthouses - a conwoman who seduces, steals, and leaves her sins gift-wrapped in diamonds. New York taught her how to survive: weaponise silence, smile like sin, and make danger fall in love with her. Some people run from their past. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬. "𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠." Because healing was never the plan. Revenge always was.

Riley Blanchet-Delacour has always lived in a world of chaos after witnessing her mother's death. Twelve protective brothers, high school pressures, and the relentless pursuit of soccer. But nothing could prepare her for the storm lurking in the shadows, coming after her for reasons she barely understands. When Riley is forced to navigate betrayals, secrets, and highschool she realizes her life as she knew it may be built on lies. Caught between protecting herself, her friends, and the ones she loves, Riley must confront danger head-on. And when love finds her in the middle of the chaos, she learns that vulnerability might just be her most powerful weapon. Read Bound By Blood first! Enjoy!

You'd think being the secret son of Zeus would come with cool powers, fame, maybe a lightning sword. Nope. Try: monsters, trauma, and a prophecy that refuses to mind its own business. I'm Xander-16, sarcastic, and apparently "the strongest mortal in fifty years," which sounds impressive until a hellhound uses you as a chew toy. When the Heart of Tartarus is stolen-a stone capable of bringing Kronos back-I'm shoved into a quest with six other misfits. We've got a genius, a thief, an axe-addict, a fashion queen, a calm blacksmith... and a mortal girl who should not see through the Mist, but totally does. And somehow she can tame Underworld creatures like they're golden retrievers. Together, we're supposed to stop a war between gods, survive monsters, and not kill each other. This is my story. Told my way. You're stuck with me now. quick note from Jedi: This cover is stock art (AI enhanced) but I really like it, second this universe is related to the PJO universe Rick Riordan created though it is a new universe

Aurelia Finley has always kept to herself. Grumpy, sarcastic, and fiercely loyal to her small circle of friends, she prefers wine nights, beach bonfires, and the comfort of routine over parties and small talk. That is-until Luke, the golden boy of Coastal Carolina University, notices her in a crowded café. He's loud, confident, and impossible to ignore-everything Aurelia isn't. And yet, he won't take no for an answer. Aurelia finds herself drawn to him despite every reason to resist. But when a secret from Luke's past surfaces, Aurelia's trust is shattered. Heartbroken, she pushes him away and leans on her friends to help her move on, only to find herself swept up in new connections, distractions, and her own desires for freedom. Aurelia must navigate friendship, love, and the quiet storm of her own heart. Can she risk letting someone back in-or is the price of love too high?