Sarcastic Stories

Mairead "Mair" Callahan and Austin Post were supposed to make it. They fell in love in high school-messy, reckless, and all-consuming. She was his steady, his safe place. He was her wild, the dreamer who made her believe in things she never dared to before. They survived distance-Mair leaving for college, Austin moving to LA to chase his music dreams. Through late-night calls, long stretches apart, and the growing weight of his fame, they held on. Until they couldn't. When Mair moved to Utah to be with him, she thought they were finally building their forever. Instead, she found herself isolated, drowning in the shadows of his success. And then she found out he cheated. Heartbroken, she left-fast, without a second thought, absolutely shattered. Looking back would have destroyed her. Then she found out she was pregnant. Now, their lives are forever tied together, but Mair refuses to let Austin too close. She keeps him at arm's length, determined to protect herself from more heartbreak. But Austin has never been one to give up easily, especially not on her. This is a story about love lost and found, about mistakes, forgiveness, and the messy in-between. Because some love stories don't end, they just take the long way home. *MATURE THEMES & TOPICS*

Caelum Ashworth has two problems: a mouth that won't quit and a knack for making enemies. When a nobleman's threat forces him out of his stagnant hometown, he hits the road with his only friend-a quiet cartographer's daughter who's better with a crossbow than small talk.

Rudra is a big fan of the cold coffee at 'The Caffeine Times' (He's also a big fan of the sassy but sweet waitress who serves it to him but he won't admit it). book 2 of the 'as sweet as sugar' series UPDATES : MOSTLY STARTING IN APRIL

Going to Baked Bliss is a constant routine for Clementine Hayes, what she didn't expect to see is a note card with a number on it about a "moping Spencey" on the message board. She takes down the number, not realizing that the boy on the other side of the phone is her chance for a new friendship. Or could it be something more? Spencer Clarke is "moping" as his friend Max puts it, being rejected by his all-time crush did some damage to his heart. Just when he thought he would give up on all things girl-related, Clementine starts to meddle his way into his life with an unforgettable text about an adult diaper purchase. He could swear that it would be just a friendship, but something about this seems like a lot more. This is a mixture of text messages, phone calls, and individual POV.

𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 "My nana always told me that I was the most bossiest little lady she had ever known." Violette has about four hundred hobbies and counting, but she only cares about two things, no three- that she wins MVP more than Hayden ever has. I mean- it's a rather public bet that she wins more than anyone in basketball, including Hayden, then her pet swan- Eden. Last but not least, her books. 𝐇𝐚𝐲𝐝𝐞𝐧 (Gray) 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫 "Have you craved working out instead?" Hayden on the other hand, has about four hundred sports and counting. His whole life consists of ice hockey, basketball, whatever sport he does, then sleep. He's the type of person to humble you if you only play one sport, especially if it's tennis or paddle. Maybe he also likes reading, who knows? He's too private. But suddenly it all changes once Hayden appears at Violette's window at 11 pm, suddenly desperate to ask her something. "What on earth could he want!" Spoiler Alert: they're not enemies, just horrible rivals

Annoying That's what they think they are.

All her life Huang has been left in the dark about her past. She was found and taken in from the streets by Pigsy, and has lived with him ever since. When one of her best friends, MK, finds the legendary Monkey King's staff, Huang and the gang are thrown into a wild life-time adventure. She gains powers as vast as a wild fire and dreams of strange figures. She is puzzled and in wonder of her new gift but she has no idea on how to control it. If only Monkey King will help her if he just listened! And who's that handsome, roguish black-furred monkey over there? (No. 2 for Macaque x oc) (No. 1 for sixearedmacaque) (We need more of this, okay) (Appreciate any feedback! 👍) (Posting will be slow)

〰"You were a fool to ever believe in me."〰 Kaylee Williams has spent the past few years of her life on the run from her psychotic parents, never settling down or staying in one place for too long. That all changed when she saw on the news that a plane had gone down with both of her parents inside of it. Despite being packed full of doubt and trust issues, she finds her world shifting as she moves in with her aunt who lives in the small town of Ashford, Connecticut. With a couple of new friends and a frustrating boy who seems to think that he owns her, she finally starts to feel something that she hasn't felt in years. A sense of security. But when her past pops back into her present, she is reminded that normality is not for her and that she's not nearly as safe as she thought. And she may never be. 〰〰〰〰〰 A glimpse into Kaylee's past: "I found out I was adopted when I was 8. It never really bothered me though. My parents were still my parents to me and they were still the ones who raised me. I still loved them, and they still loved me. They could be a bit detached and unemotional sometimes, but they were never ones for affection. They started training me when I was 10. They didn't tell me what for, until I was 12 and they introduced me to the world of werewolves. And werewolf hunters. The latter category is what my family fell under. So imagine the irony when on my sixteenth birthday I sprout a pair of fangs and a tail. And also gain the good fortune of my parents trying to kill me. Yeah, happy sweet sixteen to me."

All Skylar wanted to be was normal. But she isn't, she has powers. She needs to tell her mother about them but she wants to be in another country when she does it, that opportunity came in the form of a school trip to New York. Little does she know that Fury has been watching her and decided that now was the perfect time to strike. He kidnaps her and gives her a choice, spend the rest of her days in The Fridge, or become an Avenger. I do not own the avengers but I do own Skylar, her family plus some other characters and the plot.

A flower winks at me... suddenly a fairy appears??? A story based on the anime Sugar Apple Fairy Tale and its characters!!!

When a 5 year old Hazel E. Greyson is diagnosed with a rare brain disorder she is terrified but, 11 years, and 13 surgeries later she has found that in life you don't know if you will have a chance at tomorrow. Take a journey with Hazel and her best friends as she lives everyday to the fullest.

"New city, New friends, New me...New love?" Meet Skylar, she's a very sarcastic, opinionated girl and she isn't afraid to say what's on her mind. Others would say she's the girl who doesn't care what people think, and does what she wants. Some may even say she's a badass. Little do they know that Skylar isn't really a badass. Instead of going to parties she would rather sit at home and watch Netflix. Instead of having boyfriends she'd rather read cheesy romance novels. But when she moves and gets a new set of confidence everything changes. She isn't the average girl anymore. She's the mysterious new girl. Everyone seems to take an interest in her, including the schools bad boy Ethan Lockwood. Though it starts off rocky, they grow a strong bond, even if they don't realize it. So what do you think? Match made in heaven, One problem. Oh who am I kidding? there's a lot of problems! Join Skylar on this not-so cliché story as she goes through the ups and downs of high school.

''There she is'' he pointed at the girl who's back was turned leaving only her sandy hair to glisten in the sun. ''Who?'' ''The theif." He replied simply. His best mate rolled his eyes. "Well duh she's the daughter of hermes. Kinda in the job description." A first year camper looked up at him. "What she steal?" He looked down at the floor as though it was the most important thing in the world. "My first kiss" WARNING: I AM DYSLEXIC SO THERE WILL BE SPELLING MISTAKES AND STUFF ALSO THERE WILL BE SWEARING AND VIOLENCE AND STUFFS AND (sadly) i DON'T OWN PERCY JACKSON

Highest Ranking---- #13 in Haters #15 in Bookworm #28 in Cocky ************* "I hate you." "Well, that makes the two of us." ................................................ Andrea Parker is not your typical high school girl. She's popular, loved by the teachers, gets good grades, and is the envy of a lot of people. Despite what her appearance suggests, stereotyping her might just be the biggest mistake you're making. That's the exact mistake new boy Raymond Adkins makes on his first day at Riverwood High.Tall, handsome, insanely athletic, a rumored genius ------that's Raymond for you. A fateful accident forces Andrea and Raymond to cross paths with each other in the worst way possible. What follows is complete hate and eternal enmity-------or that is what they thought. *Caution: This book contains mature scenes and explicit language. *Trigger warning: This book contains graphic depiction of violence and mentions of drug usage which might be a trigger for some readers.

Connor and her four best friends are headed to the beach for the summer! Finished with their senior year of college, the five girls all got summer jobs at the shore, trying to make as much money as possible, while also enjoying their summer and making memories. All under one roof, the five girls are hoping for a relaxing summer before going back home and getting ready to be adults in the working world. But the summer has more in store for them then they originally planned.

Rebecca Burlington is an aspiring young police officer, after years of training finally comes the day of her first day as an officer. But the expectations of her first day do not meet her standards as she is late and decides to speed, in which she gets a speeding ticket from a extremely handsome, young man who was once the reputable bad boy of her high school but now, is a *cough* sexy *cough* cop. Automatically she despises him; the head officer of her station, the ex-bad boy, and now, her boss... WARNING: contains mild course languages and sexual references.

This is a poem book with a collection of enigmatic poems. The literal meaning can be different so comment me for the explanation!

Every Avenger has brought in at least one person to be a part of the team (mostly Clint), and Fury has the need to bring in a new member, Marleena Abernathy, an ex-assassin with a gun and knife fetish filled with trust issues, sarcasm, and bad memories. Fury knows it will be hard to convince her, but he knows her better than anyone else. Hydra is on the rise, and it's time for some reinforcements, whether they're crazy or not. Oh, and Marleena is definitely crazy. (PS: I don't own any of the MCU characters. Marleena is my character as well as a few who are mentioned in a few scenes) **FREAKING SLOW UPDATES!!! (IM SORRY)**

ALICE GRAYSON- a normal high school teenager who is pretty and smart and does not care about what somebody thinks about her..as you can say she belongs to a wealthy family and she tries to stay away from boys so that she doesn't get distracted from her studies..... WARREN SALVATORE -the playboy of the school who is handsome and belongs to one of the richest family in California...and has slept with half of the population of school and dumps them after having fun and turns to his cold side again...only until Alice grayson catches his eyes... Started on- 18april 2020 Find out what happens after he lays his eyes on alice..

What if your mind was not your own? Society is being overtaken by mind theives, terrorist who invade individuals minds and use them to bring chaos and destruction. Sam lives in the midst of all the chaos. Day after day, people disapear from her school, taken away to quarantine to prevent the spread of the "disease". When Evelyn discovers that she has one of these terrorist residing in her mind, she must go to great lengths to hide it, before she too is taken away to a place from which she will never return. *Warning* Contains serious themes such as suicide.