Sarcastic Stories

○°●°☆•°~ She turned around after cursing her life out and froze. If a soul ever left a body without dying, it was in that moment that happened for Zara. For a moment she...

"For fucks sake! What did you do?" A very angry voice asks me. Holy shit! That is definitely Dimitri. I can recognize that accent anywhere after our discussion...

Mairead "Mair" Callahan and Austin Post were supposed to make it. They fell in love in high school-messy, reckless, and all-consuming. She was his steady, his...

He was a modern etiquette professor-sharp-tongued, brilliant, and a little too sure of his composure. Then a falling flower pot ruined both his day and his century. Now...

--- 💥 The Accidental Husband A Romantic Comedy Full of Fire, Flaws, and Forced Vows He didn't even know he was getting married. She thought someone else was. Now? They'...

My life was normal. I lived with my mother and my dog in a quiet neighbourhood. I had straight A's in school, always did as asked, has a temper but overall I had a prett...

You're staring again," he murmured without looking up. "I'm not," I said, even though we both knew I was. He turned his head slightly, those blue eyes fl...

Monica just wanted a quiet life, a half-decent apartment, and maybe a beer or two after work. What she got instead? A chaotic fairy in a bracelet. Spring isn't your usua...

A sarcastic, loud mouth learns the definition of love when she stumbles upon a coy, social butterfly looking for a quick fix. ~ If you happen to be reading this story fr...

"If the cold doesn't kill you, the wolves will." NOT A WEREWOLF STORY Book 1 of 2. In which an 18-year-old girl flees to Alaska to escape being accused of murd...

Matthew and Elisa live across the hall from each other in an apartment building. When Elisa's cat starts bouncing between their balconies, it leads to unexpected encount...

A story written on stars ❤ [A mishbir short story based on the royal family. If you are looking for a soft romance story then go for it . It's completely my imagination...

Imagine living a double life? Now Imagine pretending to be something your not 24/7 Well for Holland that's exactly what her life is about. Born to Hollywood's Royal...

Veronica "Vee" Romano isn't the type of girl anyone writes love songs about. She smokes behind the bleachers, cuts class when she's bored, and has a comeback f...

Remember that one book of whatever the fucks? Well guess what, it's back! It's even less funnier than before with a not so clever title because the words from the titl...

You read the title. You know to expect dAnK mEmEs, incorrect quotes and tumblr posts along with my shitty, unnecessary commentary to get me through quarantine 😂 (All ri...

Avalon Pierce is the second in command to the largest gang in the country. Although one small problem, she's been arrested. According to the state's laws, she must still...

Amora's new city life was supposed to be about chasing dreams, not dodging drama. But when she stumbles into the orbit of Daniel-a handsome, charming, and ridiculously c...

A collection of my short, finished short stories about teenagers finding love in bizarre places and situations. Includes: Thirty Hypothetical Minutes The Walgreens Got M...

This story is a piece of art. its true literature like Jane Austen and shakes pear. Jenny Is the good girl of Hampton high school. Alec is the most popular bad boy in th...