Sarcastic Stories

Valentina Nova Romano, A 16 yrs old with a terrifying past that can make any grown up man shudder. Her ravishing icy blue eyes are just as hollow as her soul. She was found on the steps of a orphanage when she was 2 years old. She was adopted countless times but she either got kicked out or she ran away. She never stayed in one place for too long. Her friends are the only family she had or that's what she thought? What happens when her recent Foster parents dies in a car accident. And she find out that she have a father and 6 FREAKING BROTHERS,who happened to be the third strongest mafia family. ~~~~~~ Romano family was devastated when their only mafia Princess was taken from them, they tried everything to find her, but it was like she vanished from the face of earth. So what happens when one day they got a phone call that change their life for better. They finally get their bambina back but she is not the same girl she used to be, is she? Will they break her icy walls? Will they be able to protect her, or is it too late? Will they be able keep her save ? Did I mention that she is a dangerous assassin and a fighter who never lost ? Or that she is also a Mafia Queen who built her own empire on her own? Will she trust her family? Add a hot heir of Spanish mafia in the mix? What will happen? ~~~~~~ WARNING * Mature themes * Strong language * Torture * Abuse * Self harm,drugs, smoking, alcohol ~~~~~~ Don't copy my work. © copyright The pictures used in this story are NOT MINE. Also english is not my first language. Comments are welcome but don't write mean comments. I write for fun, so I don't have updating shedule but I'll try to update once in a week. ENJOY

when Kelly after 8 years enters into her office little does she know that her boss Shin has had a crush on her for the last 8 years, let alone her colleagues she's worked beside Miko as well, but with those are off the most is her childhood friend Ryu that she lives with is starting to get a crush on her too!

Mairead "Mair" Callahan and Austin Post were supposed to make it. They fell in love in high school-messy, reckless, and all-consuming. She was his steady, his safe place. He was her wild, the dreamer who made her believe in things she never dared to before. They survived distance-Mair leaving for college, Austin moving to LA to chase his music dreams. Through late-night calls, long stretches apart, and the growing weight of his fame, they held on. Until they couldn't. When Mair moved to Utah to be with him, she thought they were finally building their forever. Instead, she found herself isolated, drowning in the shadows of his success. And then she found out he cheated. Heartbroken, she left-fast, without a second thought, absolutely shattered. Looking back would have destroyed her. Then she found out she was pregnant. Now, their lives are forever tied together, but Mair refuses to let Austin too close. She keeps him at arm's length, determined to protect herself from more heartbreak. But Austin has never been one to give up easily, especially not on her. This is a story about love lost and found, about mistakes, forgiveness, and the messy in-between. Because some love stories don't end, they just take the long way home. *MATURE THEMES & TOPICS*

❝did you hear about the girl who got frozen❞ For years, AJ Parker has been in love with Mattheo Jude. But now he's getting married. To her sister. Her best friend. The love of her life. Married. To her sister. So she does what any other girl in love with her best friend would do. Stop the wedding. Only, she never does. Because on the day of the wedding, all time stops. Except for her. AJ's the only still moving in the frozen world. That is, until she meets Jameson Blake. As time goes on-or rather, stays still-they get to know each other. And when the earth finally starts spinning again, she decides that maybe she needs to rethink who she loves. OPEN NOVELLA CONTEST 2026 prompt 44 (with 42 & 50) © xo_ning , 2026

The adorable giggles and laughter were about to get tarnished. The pure bond of cousins on the verge of breaking will someone save it? or will it break beyond repair? Join the tale of~ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙍𝙃𝙒𝘼𝙇 𝙂𝘼𝙈𝙀 _____________________________ "The world was so bright and colorful filled with love by every member of the family....all my cousins were so cheerful...and happy .Then it all just stopped.. The burden of the company passed down from generations on my shoulders was less troublesome than the 'miss trouble herself'," Avyaan Agarhwal X Karina Yadav ~ Business man X Model ~ calm X chaotic _____________________ Everyday was a new adventure I actually felt that this is what life is back then, but all the colors drained as we grew older...the house that we all grew up giggling in was filled with cold stares. I consumed my emotions and became the golden retriever that everyone desperately needed. Until.. "I'll die one day, my love, if you keep on being cute like this~ " The next thing I received was a coffee on my white shirt. Vihaan Agarhwal X Zahria Sheikh ~ Doctor X FBI gurly ~ sunshine X grumpy _______________________ I actually loved my childhood. Made so many unforgettable memories that'll cherish forever. All my life, I've dreamed of true love . My adulthood tastes bitter just because of that one mistake....him "Leave. Before my heels kiss your face, " i said sternly. Ahaan winked and left. The nerve that this cocky idiot has..Aghh Dhara Oberoi X Ahaan Sheikh ~ CA X Criminal journalist ~Second chance _________________________ I hated that place since childhood..I've always kept that to myself until my 18th birthday...it was the worst day in my entire existence.I walked out of that mansion and never returned again. "Stupid cockroach always getting in my way of success," I mumbled to myself until I crashed against that same cockroach . Varya Agarhwal X Reyansh Yadav ~ Criminal lawyer x criminal law

--- 💥 The Accidental Husband A Romantic Comedy Full of Fire, Flaws, and Forced Vows He didn't even know he was getting married. She thought someone else was. Now? They're stuck in one hilariously messed-up marriage... and neither of them plans to lose. --- Aarav Kapoor has two rules: 1. Always be the fun, forgotten second son. 2. Never take life seriously. But those rules shatter the moment he wakes up married to a fiery stranger with sarcasm sharper than his razors. His wedding was supposed to be his older brother's. His life? Definitely not meant to be hijacked by a woman in red who makes breakfast into a battlefield. Kiara Malhotra has been through enough in life to know one thing: she doesn't need a man - especially not one who thinks flirting is a personality trait. But after being accidentally tied to this smirking, shirtless idiot, she decides if she's stuck in a marriage, she might as well make his life miserable. With style. What follows? 🪷 Breakfast wars 🔥 Prank battles 💋 Almost-kisses 👀 Shirtless distractions 🎤 Sass vs. Smirk ... and a chemistry neither of them planned. But when jealousy strikes, pasts resurface, and secrets unravel - this fake-start might just turn into something real. If only they'd stop flirting long enough to admit it. --- Enemies by accident. Lovers by chaos. They might just be each other's perfect mistake. ____________________ 7 in #rom-com 10/01/2026 8 in #Delhi. 09/08/25 11 in #sarcastic. 7/10/2025 9 in #Aarav. 14/10/2025 ___________

Lee Airi doesn't do fairytales. She steals from corrupt nobles, torches traffic rings (literally), and-- oh yeah-- occasionally glimpsing the future in fire and ash. Yeah, you heard that right. She's a literal assassin who sees visions. And, yes, she's just as tired of the job description as you are. Enter Baek Haon: an exiled prince with golden eyes (because of course he does), and the kind of smug grin that makes you want to throw a knife at his face. Airi tells him she works alone. He hears: "Please follow me everywhere like you have attachment issues, and flirt with me shamelessly." Then there's Ori: A nine-year old duck hybrid who talks too much, knows too much, and eats too much. Oh, and somehow manages to survive the kind of missions that makes you wonder how is he still alive. Airi calls it dumb luck. He calls it being the Universe's favorite. And of course, there's... the other problem. Now, if this were a normal story, we'd tell you what it is-- but where's the fun in that? So what do you get when you throw together an assassin seer, a prince with attachment issues, a duckling kid who won't shut up, and a secret that absolutely is going to hurt later? Answer: Chaos. Also swords. And banter sharp enough to cut steel. And screwed up officials. And an enemies-to-lovers arc slow enough to test your sanctification. This is not your average romance. This is an ADHD disaster of a book that doesn't know if it's fantasy, comedy, or therapy. You have been warned.

Alexandra London never had a normal childhood, but what can you really expect when both your parents work for MI9? After an incident when she was young, that took both her parents lives she started to live with her Uncle Frank, yet another agent. Like any other teenager she attends high school, at a school called St Hopes, but at the same time she follows her parents footsteps by working for a top secret department in MI9, called MI High. Yet another school year is about to start as well as a new year as a secret agent. But with Blaine and Daisy gone, Alex and Rose have to learn to work with new teammates. [Seasons 3-5]

Relocating to Miami was a big step for the team of seven girls, welcoming sapphire blue seas and radiant sunshine. During their training days they were very well accomplished but now was the time to prove themselves out on the field. Their objective : to protect a political figure and his family from a dangerous opponent. And he has a habit of playing dirty. With their pasts lurking not too far behind, the girls prepare for a deadly game of power. Bonds will be made, strengthened and broken. Suit up. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ She moved towards the large carved doors that led to the balcony and listened. Shuffling noises. Then she heard a creak from the attic stairs. She quickly and quietly moved towards Chelsea's room again and whispered through the coms for backup. She then slipped into the room. "Hey-" "Ssh!" Elaine cut her off. She beckoned her forward and she could clearly see the pure terror in the young girl's eyes. "What is it?" Chelsea whispered. "I need you to stay behind me." Elaine ordered. No sooner had she said those words had the chaos erupted. She heard grunts and thuds just outside the door. Elaine knew they had to get out of the room before they were trapped.

Areey janti nahi ho abhi hume tum.Dhriti Sharma naam hai humara. Dhriti sharma.. Aisi jagah marlenge na ki saat pushto mein se ek bhi paida nhi ho paegi" Dhriti said "Oye ladki.Par galti toh tumhari thi na. Foot path m cycle kon chlta hai" the tea vendor said "Oohoooo ab tum humko sikhaoge.Areey humari cycle humari marji.Jyada baap na bano.Hum cylce foot path pe chalae yaaa. Chaand par.Tumse matlb." She continued "Jab dekha ki hum aa rhe hai toh hatt jaate Par nhi aakhri ho bhi toh aadmi na" Dhriti argued "Areey galti ho gyii.Jao na.Maaf kro hume " the tea vendor joined his hand while saying this. "Han han jaa rahe hai.Rukna bhi kisse h yaaha" Dhriti said ______________ A guy smoking his lungs out. A cigarette finished another one in between his lips Coughing and having cigarette.The daily routine. A guy came and snatched that cigarette between his lips "Arhaan.Pagal ho gya hai kya.Kitna piega. Murrr jaega saale " The guy said "Marr hi toh raha hu uske bina yuhh til-til.Isse toh acha hoga ek baar m murr jau"Arhaan said "Pagal hai kya.Uske peeeche tu kyu marega huh?" The guy encountered "Uske bina jee ke bhi kya hi karunga." Arhaan broked down infornt of his friend "Mat roo bhai.You deserve the best and you'll get the best." The guy said "Mu-mujhe best nahi.Bs-bs.Vo-vohh chahiye" Arhaan cried.. ____________________________________________ "Dhriti I love you so much" Arhaan said.. "I love you too Ahmed sahab"Dhriti replied "We'll make it to the end na?" Dhriti asked "We will" Arhaan replied _________________________________________ "Arhaann please I love youu please Arhaan." Dhriti cried. "Kya hai yaar.Kar toh aise rahi ho jaise ki rape kar diye ho hum tumhara" Arhann continued "Dekho humara koi match nahi hai.Hum kaha tu kaha.." "You really think Dhriti you deserve me?" I cant date a prisoner like you.." Arhaan left with that "The number you have dialed is currently busy try again later" "I hate you Arhaan Ahmed" a tear escaped her eyes

We've all heard the stories where the good guys win and the bad guys lose. Where the wicked witch of the west is turned to ooze or the evil stepsister gets what she deserves. Dorthy goes back to Kansas and Cinderella gets her happily ever after. What makes a villain the bad guy anyway? Are any of them truly born evil? Sometimes people become the villain because the ones they love the most crave to be the good guy. They will do anything in their power to help them achieve their goal of being the hero of the story, even if it means ruining their chance for a happily ever after. Book 1 of The Tainted Blood series

𝐒𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐮𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 Highest Rank Achieved: #1 in Shortlines

This is a collection of Bucky Barnes X OC oneshots. There may be some series but mostly just random stories. I do not own anything from the Marvel universe. I don't own any of the characters except for my OCs. There will most likely be some language, depiction of gore, and sexual themes. I will try to give warning s at the beginnings of chapters but if that is something you are uncomfortable with please do not read.

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Amira Kim Zillman has a feelings for Ace Caspian Cruz but Caspian reject her in the whole school.

Gotham was going to hell. I didn't mean it in the rude way, I was just stating a fact. There wasn't anyone in this city that was going to make it anywhere in their life that wasn't the pits of burning death. It's so trashed up that Batman and his dorky sidekicks don't even bring hope into my life anymore. I guess I'm not really helping to clean up the city either but at least I don't pretend it can get cleaned up. I know what my life is supposed to be. I rebelled against it but not that much to become a good guy. It's hard to be a good guy when you're the apple that didn't roll far from it's tree. Who was I to talk about goodness? I was destined for failure the day Black Mask became my father.

Pano kung ang taong hinihintay mo ay babalik sayo at bubuo kayo ng mga masasayang alala pero darating ang oras na kukunin sayo ang taong yun at di mo alam ang detalye at kataga kung bakit niya tinago ang kataga at nalaman niya pero huli na pala ang lahat. (A Sad Love Story) #The truth Untold #Support and Vote Written by: MsAnne1304

"What are these feelings you're talking about?!" he questions still yelling. "That I fucking like you, Daniella Jamie Grey!" I yell. "And I fucking like you too, Arabella May Jhonson!" he yells back. And the next thing I know is that we're no longer yelling. I hadn't even noticed that we went closer and closer to each other until I felt his breath on my lips and his nose nuzzling against mine as he bent to my level, his body towering over mine. I pull him to me and smash my lips onto his and it barely took a second for him to respond to it. ~~~~~ Arabella Jhonson and Daniel Grey unite. How they met each other, you may ask? They met each other because Arabella's cousin and Daniel's father are dating. There's definitely a spark when they met and the spark began to grow as they hung out with each other day by day, especially since they'll be living under the same roof for a little more than three weeks. Oh and not to mention that Daniel lives in Australia, away from Arabella, and he's only come to visit. But that's when the impossibilities come in to play. For one, aren't they technically going to be related if her cousin and Daniel's dad get married? And not only for that reason, but many other reasons that will be revealed as the story progresses. This'll be a story about two teens who go through struggles and a romance between them that seems more than likely to be impossible. Not only do other people get in the way of this romance, but their minds as well. Their minds that remind them why they can't work. And their minds that have their own fears. But can their romance find a way through it all? Or will it all just fall apart? Warning: Contains strong language

Red Hood and my Oc Andy has to work with him and it's kinda funny! 🤣 This isn't finished but if you want a quick read enjoy this but don't get too attached! 🤣

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