Sarcastic Stories

--- 💥 The Accidental Husband A Romantic Comedy Full of Fire, Flaws, and Forced Vows He didn't even know he was getting married. She thought someone else was. Now? They're stuck in one hilariously messed-up marriage... and neither of them plans to lose. --- Aarav Kapoor has two rules: 1. Always be the fun, forgotten second son. 2. Never take life seriously. But those rules shatter the moment he wakes up married to a fiery stranger with sarcasm sharper than his razors. His wedding was supposed to be his older brother's. His life? Definitely not meant to be hijacked by a woman in red who makes breakfast into a battlefield. Kiara Malhotra has been through enough in life to know one thing: she doesn't need a man - especially not one who thinks flirting is a personality trait. But after being accidentally tied to this smirking, shirtless idiot, she decides if she's stuck in a marriage, she might as well make his life miserable. With style. What follows? 🪷 Breakfast wars 🔥 Prank battles 💋 Almost-kisses 👀 Shirtless distractions 🎤 Sass vs. Smirk ... and a chemistry neither of them planned. But when jealousy strikes, pasts resurface, and secrets unravel - this fake-start might just turn into something real. If only they'd stop flirting long enough to admit it. --- Enemies by accident. Lovers by chaos. They might just be each other's perfect mistake. ____________________ 8 in #Delhi. 09/08/25 14 in #sarcastic. 7/10/2025 13 in #Aarav. 14/10/2025 ___________

She was the night sky, They were the twinkling stars of the night sky. She was the poetess, They were her poems. She survived chaos that is how she grew, They thrived in chaos because chaos is all they knew. She fell in love with the full moon and dark fairytales. Her curiosity was piqued by the layers of the night. The pull of the dark always eluded her, like a wolf in love with the moon. She was NYX. With a sharp intellect and a heart from hell. They laughed as they spilled blood. They were made of darkness, anger and beauty. They were the Dell 'Olio brothers. They rode into the ruined Empire, trying to find her A pretty little princess, waiting for her knight in the noble steed was what they thought! But she is the Queen who rose from ashes with grace and beauty, who burned the empire down.

She's the kind of girl who could trip over air and still laugh about it. He's the kind of guy who makes silence feel like a statement. When Aarvi Singhania, the walking ray of sarcasm and sunshine, crosses paths with Aarav Oberoi, the human embodiment of winter - sparks fly, but not the romantic kind. At least not at first. She talks too much. He barely talks at all. She believes in chaos. He thrives on control. But when two worlds this different collide under one sky, destiny doesn't just whisper - it laughs.

The world is brimming with myths, cleverly disguised as concepts, standards and the elusive idea of perfection. Nobody is perfect. Everybody has a thorn pricking in their chest whether we know it or not. We are designed with flaws, each struggling to walk the path we believe leads to 'perfection'. These false perceptions often pull us to the darkest corner of existence. Are the 5 strangers any different? Of course, not. Despite studying in the same school Aaliyah, Vivienne, Alex, Arthur , Jacob couldn't be more different. They are like people from five distant planets who are practically strangers. What happens when life throws a chance at them? A dull, seemingly pointless field trip forces them into a team, tasked with navigating through challenges to win a trivial prize. Ironically, they unravel fragments of their lives, try to salvage themselves from the chaos within and solve the most critical yet inevitable problems of lives. But how could they really do it when danger lurks at every corner,sorrowful memories claw their way to the surface and a cascade of unwelcome events threatens to break them? Can they rise above it all and live their lives as a bunch normal 18 year olds or will they be thrown in to a pit from where they can never escape? As they confront these challenges, will they be able to hunt their own treasures buried deep in themselves-or just lose hope entirely? To unveil such an enigma and follow their gripping journey, buckle up because this is going to be a ride to the unknown, the unpredictable and what not!

You're staring again," he murmured without looking up. "I'm not," I said, even though we both knew I was. He turned his head slightly, those blue eyes flicking toward me - calm, calculating, and just a little amused. "Then stop memorizing my face." "Maybe I'm just trying to figure you out." "Good luck," he said quietly. "I haven't even figured myself out yet." Naomi didn't mean to notice him - the quiet boy who spoke like every word cost him something, whose hands looked like they'd learned to hold both violence and tenderness in the same breath. But Samuel Kings had a gravity to him, the kind that pulled you in before you even realized you were falling. His twin, Samantha, was the opposite - sharp, poised, and frighteningly still. She didn't speak unless necessary, and when she did, it was like a scalpel - clean, precise, and leaving a mark. "Emotions are a weakness," she told Naomi once . "Then why do you look sad every time he smiles?" Naomi asked. Samantha's gaze lingered for a moment too long before she turned away. "Because I know how it ends." The Kings twins arrived like a storm no one saw coming. They were beautiful, strange, and impossible to ignore. And for Naomi - the scholarship girl just trying to survive another session - they changed everything. One moment she was laughing with her best friend under the sun, and the next she was standing in the rain, realizing her heart had started keeping time with his. You make everything complicated," she whispered. "You make everything matter," he replied. But beneath the quiet smiles and the charged glances, there were secrets - The kings weren't running from trouble; trouble followed them like a shadow. "You can't save me, Naomi." "Then I'll stay with you until you save yourself." "You shouldn't." "I already did." Because some people don't just change your story; they rewrite it entirely. He was ink, she was light. Together they left star shaped like constellations

Veronica "Vee" Romano isn't the type of girl anyone writes love songs about. She smokes behind the bleachers, cuts class when she's bored, and has a comeback for everything. She's been a Pink Lady since before it meant anything - Rizzo's right hand, tougher than she looks, quieter than she lets on. Then summer ends, and Danny Zuko shows up acting like the king of Rydell. He's slick, loud, and impossible to ignore - and unfortunately, Vee already knows him better than most. They've had history, the kind that doesn't get talked about in the cafeteria. While everyone's watching Danny chase Sandy, Vee's the one who sees through him - the one who doesn't buy the act. But the more he tries to change for someone else, the more he starts finding his way back to her. She's not his fantasy. She's his reality.

Mairead "Mair" Callahan and Austin Post were supposed to make it. They fell in love in high school-messy, reckless, and all-consuming. She was his steady, his safe place. He was her wild, the dreamer who made her believe in things she never dared to before. They survived distance-Mair leaving for college, Austin moving to LA to chase his music dreams. Through late-night calls, long stretches apart, and the growing weight of his fame, they held on. Until they couldn't. When Mair moved to Utah to be with him, she thought they were finally building their forever. Instead, she found herself isolated, drowning in the shadows of his success. And then she found out he cheated. Heartbroken, she left-fast, without a second thought, absolutely shattered. Looking back would have destroyed her. Then she found out she was pregnant. Now, their lives are forever tied together, but Mair refuses to let Austin too close. She keeps him at arm's length, determined to protect herself from more heartbreak. But Austin has never been one to give up easily, especially not on her. This is a story about love lost and found, about mistakes, forgiveness, and the messy in-between. Because some love stories don't end, they just take the long way home. *MATURE THEMES & TOPICS*

Shinichi is rightfully pandora's guardian. So naturally, when she finds out her favorite elusive thief is after her friend, she protects the gem. And what's that saying? "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Did I mention that Pandora's new favorite hobby is playing matchmaker for a certain detective and thief? Fem!Shin Kaishin- Sarcastic Pandora. You've been warned~

Copyright © 2012 "It's not something so easily controlled. Just like the sun sets every night and rises again in the morning, how birds fly south for the winter, and the sky is blue. The monster in me comes out every night to fill an unsatitionable hunger. One that no food of any kind can fill: a hunger for blood." We all have monsters in us, just some can controll it better than others. In the state of Maine and a small town along the border of Canada, something evil lurks in the dark woods of the Northern Pack lead by Alpha James and his son Emerson James. Emerson takes care of a strange little cat shifter Kriss whom he had kidnapped from the clutches of the abusive cat clan just south of them. Emerson trails through the odd behavior of the pale, dark haired girl that he has grown to adore as he goes on a journey of what it truely means to be brave and selfless through the means of the weird cat child with glowing silver eyes meanwhile he tries to hunt down the monster in the woods.

it all started with a like. who thought Instagram could change someone's life? #1 njh 8 | 10 | 18

16 years ago Leonardo's wife ran off with his 2 year old daughter. The Valentino family hasn't stopped looking for her since. But one fateful day he gets a call informing him of his wife's death. And instead of getting his daughter he comes home with two more sons. How is the family going to react to the two new members that they never really wanted.

'I am not who people take me for. I am not the Naruto Uzumaki they know. But if I'm not him, who am I?' Naruto prefers to play dumb to avoid trouble. However what happens when he starts to doubt himself or when he decides to not officially become a ninja and leaves Konoha after the incident with Mizuki? How will the trip outside affect him or his training when he returns? Will he still be a ninja? *The characters do NOT belong to me.

Real Time Talk! is a messaging app and platform used for instant messaging, sharing photos, videos, audio recordings and for group chats. The app, which is free to download, can be used to communicate with your friends on your Real Time profile. A.K.A. The platform Mrs. Doyle requires her class to download for passing assignments, case studies and reports. P.S. It sucks, especially since she made us post a mug shot in a white background. P.P.S. I don't look good in a white background. P.P.P.S. Oh, It was also the app where Theodore Greengrass drunk messaged me on. Warning: This is a bxb story. It may contain acts of cussing, baseless accusations, angst and homosexual relationships which may not be suitable for young age. Read at your own risk. #24 in conversation (9/13/18) #40 in dialogue (9/13/18) #40 in chats (9/13/18)

[Book 1 of Her Secret Identity series] "I know who you are, Miss IFU." Emily Williams had been acting and pretending for a long time, waiting for the time she would strike but when she got one anonymous message, everything is on the line. Now with so many new suspicious people, who can she trust? Especially now that someone knew her secret identity and was playing around with her, pushing her in circles. One question bothered her. Just who is this mystery guy? . . . . Before I realised, he started moving and I chased him while telling the bodyguards not to follow me. Big mistake. He faced me but the hoodie was blocking his eyes so I could only see his mouth. "Who are you?" The words came out of my mouth before I realised it. He smirked, raised his hand to his hood and... WARNING: UNEDITED. Editing in progress though quite slow. -Original story by me, Tennyliz. -Lovely cover by @xxsoteria

The palm of my hand stung because of the slap and I clenched it hard, as I walked away from him. I came to halt, when he caught my wrist in his hand. My eyes widening, I turned around. His eyes held a glittering fire, he yanked me backwards making me fall on his chest he whispered, "Stop walking away from me, Love." My hands on his chest tried to push him away, but his grip tightened he pulled me closer to him making my breath hitch. His eyes were staring in mine, I averted mine fiercely trying to avoid his gaze. My eyes landed on his cheek, where I slapped him not two minutes ago and it made me wonder. What shameless man was he, for if it was any other male they wouldn't look my way another time. Didn't he feel an ounce of embarassment? He raised his hand with a slight smile, "You forgot something, Siya." My eyes slid towards his hand, with which my anklet dangled between us. I felt my eyes widened, I looked down. "My love, hate me all you want." His deep voice caught my attention, my eyes meeting his on their own accord. It was as if he had got closer than he was before, "But try to walk away from me? I am not sure I could handle that, Meri Jaan." ____________________ "If I want you desperately enough to light up my own business on fire for a single smile of yours, Siya Yuvaan Singh Chauhan, I doubt there is anything in this world I wouldn't do for you." -Yuvraaj Singh Chauhan. "Yuvraaj Singh Chauhan, What I feel towards you goes beyond words, beyond the boundaries of languages and beyond the boundaries of this measely world. What I feel for you goes beyond the word 'hate'. It goes beyond your regrets, your guilt, and way beyond the love I could hold for any human being ever." - Siya Sharma. A perfect example for hell? An obsessed stalker, Forced marriage and constant crumbling respect. I welcome you to, Siya and Yuvraaj's journey. The tainted black heart, The red shade...it was her stain. Check the book for full description.

'And right behind him, came the devil's son himself. Around 6'3 tall, dark brown hair which was combed back with a few strands falling over his forehead and that one special streak of dark red dyed hair in the left side. His thick long eyelashes casted a shadow over deep sea green eyes and they were looking at me with fierceness and alert. With long strides, he came and sat opposite of me. I snapped out of eye raping him and rolled my eyes at him. From all the people to partner with, why did it have to be the Callas Industries. Why couldn't it be Bob the Builder? ' Two families that hate each other He's cold. He's quiet. He's Elijah Callas. She's friendly. She's loud. She's Mila Rosati. Dialogue story Published - 9-Nov-2018

The Zodiac book, where you get to know yourself more. [Not everything this book contains is true, don't come at me later, hating. Credits goes to Pinterest] Highest ranking; 1 in #timekiller 1 in #themoreyouknow 11 in #serious 13 in #randomthoughts 18 in #signs Started - [7/11/2020] Ended - [14/03/2021] Cover credit goes to me. ©2020

Lemon and Devon have been enemies since he pushed her down on the playground when they were four, and stole her Barbie. Now they are being forced to text each other as a way of 'therapy' if they don't then they will both be held back from graduating for a year. Lemon has been hiding a big secret from Devon. Will it make Devon hate her?

Lacey Grey leads the kind of life that typically leads to high school dropouts or worse. With both of her parents mostly out of the picture, she's fighting to maintain the normal life she's always wanted. She gets her chance when she, along with her older brother Jordan, move to a new town across the state of Colorado. Finally she has the opportunity to leave her past behind and live with people who don't know her life story. Jordan introduces her to a new friend group who all seem to like her, with one exception. Miles Thelle is rude, cold, and above all, annoying. When a surprising connection forges their relationship beyond anything Lacey ever wanted, her past threatens to drag her back down and keep her from moving on.