Sass Stories

"Nope. Nuh uh. You bunch of magicky weirdos can't stuff me with some other magicky weirdos I don't even flippin know. I'm out." "But, Ms. Potter, how will you remain alive in the streets?" "Dunno, Don't care, but I am not spending my 11th with a loada people who dumped me on the doorstep of doom." Amber Potter, Harry's twin sister, was the person who destroyed Voldy. But Harry got a stupid scar from a piece of wood, so he was the one who got all the fame. Dumbledore carted her off to the Dursleys', claiming that her brother needed special training. Lily and James agreed at once, without thinking. The Dursleys', however, abandoned Amber in the USA at the age of 5. Living in the streets gave Amber plenty of things, including an outraging amount of sass, sarcasm, ability to steal without being caught, and a family-like group of friends. But when she gets carted off (again) to Hogwarts, meets her twin and parents, what will happen?

it all started with a like. who thought Instagram could change someone's life? #1 njh 8 | 10 | 18

-Book Two Of The Six Immortal Downworlders Trilogy- "Six chaotic immortals. One locked mansion. Zero chill. And a killer with a flair for drama." After the apocalyptic battle that nearly unraveled the multiverse, the team of six is desperate for a break. Jack Quincunx, in full flamboyant mode, throws a legendary Downworlder gala-The Deluna Twilight Party-inviting vampires, fae, warlocks, demons, nephilim, and everything in between. The guest list is glorious. The wine flows. The outfits slay. Jack flirts outrageously. Orion regrets everything. But then someone dies. A vampire noble is found drained and mutilated mid-party-and the mansion locks down in magical quarantine. One of them is the killer. Enter Matrix, the smol chaos-loving warlock detective, in his very first case: Detective Case 001. With sparkling eyes and too much ambition for his height, he forms a chaotic (and questionably effective) investigation team featuring: Jack (too chaotic, flirts with suspects, accidentally reveals clues) Orion (done with everyone's nonsense but secretly protective) Mavis (stylish rune expert, and chaos-hungry sister to Maverick) Maverick (grumpy, suspicious, forced to attend and hates it) Hunter (brooding in the shadows, dragged in reluctantly, ends up being comic relief by accident) Murder. Magic. Mayhem. And maybe... something kind of like romance?

He was rejected by his first love, so he fell in love with someone who cared about flirting with him~

When a raging dragon kills the King's best knight, there are consequences to be faced.

Comics of Kwamis. This book has a lot of kwami comic dubs. I update every day and give a lot more comics. Thumbnaul not mine and I don't own Miracolous ladybug. I don't own any unless I say I do. I don't know the creds AND I REALLY TRIED,😭,. I wrote this in January 2023 but I have started updating again

AGE OF ULTRON SPOILERS After the battle with Ultron, the Avengers hear word of a mutant hybrid experiment made by Hydra roaming the woods of Central America. After catching her, they're puzzled with how they're going to deal with her. It seems the only option they have is to make her join the team, but with a resistant and angry hybrid that seems near impossible. Things are said that weren't meant to be, & getting to know someone who constantly pushes people away is tough. Will they ever get along? And will everyone be alright? Sass overload & a major feels trip ahead Drawings belongs to my amazing cousin @themostmagicmoose go follow

Maybe some girls weren't meant to be tamed,maybe they are supposed to run wild until they find someone just as wild to run with. She isn't your usually damsel in distress, and refuses to give a damn bout your opinions, mess with her and you'll loose your life , Monique Winters; but what drama unfolds when she meets her ex best fried Keillen Summers who's now a mafia member and the ice starts melting?

This story is basically a mess, so please take that into consideration when reading it. Thank you. Soon to be a title that I don't hate as much as this one. Editing, condensing, and consistent updates will commence, as soon as I can. Rocky is your typical high school popular girl, well almost; She's the captain of the varsity cheerleading team, has blonde hair, is the school bad ass, has perfect grades, and is pretty much perfect. Her life must seem pretty perfect, right? Well, that's all about to change when her family gets into a freak car crash and everyone except her little sister, Rachel, dies. When they have to move across the country to live with their new guardians, the Glassdales, whom they have never met before, they meet their 5 children; Aaron, Liam, Oliver, Jackson, and Rory. When Rocky befriends the boys will her life be altered forever? Find out, only in, My Hectic Life with the Glassdale Boys Cover by CovrusTeneBrae

Sirius black finally had no choice but to run away from home leaving his old life behind and his sister, Nesrin Sirius's run away act finally tipped the scale making the Black family descent into madness and the focus was to marry off their eldest and only daughter Nesrin unfortunately she too shared the rebellious genes like her brother and has no interest in serving a death eater husband and raising their children She must keep the suitors at bay with her brothers help but she still needs a shield and who better than Sirius's best friend James Potter

Indian girls are generally expected to study to a certain level, possibly work for some time and BAM! get married and have kids. What if said Indian girl wishes to do something more? What if she wants to stand on her own two feet? What if she wishes to live life her way and ignore her annoying relatives' qualms about her so-called 'unacceptable behavior'? Enter Ana Desai. Age 21, B.E in comp science with an astounding 9.6 CGPA (though the society *cough* annoying relatives *cough* feels she should've tried harder, but then again, they'd probably feel the same even if she'd got 10) and smartarse extraordinaire. Yep, she's a nerd. But not the kind of nerd you're used to. This sassy lass chooses (in spite of being harangued by the 'society') to pursue her M.S in comp science, instead of the usual IT company route that many take. Everything seems peachy in the beginning, but what happens when a certain green-eyed asshole (that she may or may not like-like) lights a fire under her bloated ego? Sparks fly, that's what. No, really. Literal sparks. And daggers. And guns. And tanks. Cover by: AprilDanfields (Thank you so much! It's so relevant to the story!) A/N- Highest Rank: 62 in General Fiction.

Hailey Pierce has never understood the appeal of One Direction. On the other hand, her best friend Kiara is obsessed with them, especially one boy in particular. But what happens when Kiara makes her go to the final One Direction concert of their tour? What happens when Hailey happens to catch the eyes of two of the famous band members? Well one thing is for sure, The Girl With The Red Lipstick is in for a lot of trouble.

New That is what everything around Ryder Summers. Kind, sarcastic and also a very fragile person but, thanks to his mother, he learned how to cover himself up. A new place, new people to meet.... accidentally bumping into someone creating complicated emotions to run again... Jonathan Carter. Handsome, sexy, all the girls could ever want is in him. An accident stumbled upon him meeting a person who he doesn't know but develop a feeling on first sight.... So many questions were running through their head asking, "Is this right?" and "Would I let myself get hurt again?". Follow the story of this two dynamic people who will set a new feeling on your heart...

"To say the least." Luca agreed. "And the fact that the headmaster chose her as one of the targets..." Chose her as a target? She didn't want to say anything and risk ended the out loud thought process of the three students, so she just fiddled with her hands. They hadn't bothered to restrain her, so they were either very confident in their own abilities, or their school's security. Luca turned back to her. "So, Miss Airis, allow me to explain." "Please do." Lawana dryly replied. "I don't usually get kidnapped so this whole process is new to me." When Lawana Airis tranfers into a new school, she expects it to be full of rich demons, angels, vampires, and a few other random species. A normal school, education the same, it just looks better on a college application. However, when she gets dragged into a kidnapping war between her school and the one down the road, she realizes that there is much more to Cosmo High School than she thought.

When the boys of Hawkins make a deadly accusation after Vecna destroyed the town, the girls find themselves on the run, trying to escape their false crimes. But not everything goes as its planned, and they enter a secret world, one they don't know.

just random comebacks to use :)

so Thranduil gets some sass.

Percy Jackson is brought to the wolf house at a very young age. He doesn't know what to do, but when a she-wolf named Lupa stumbles upon him and tells him about the gods, he stats to train. A few years later Lupa decided that it was time, and that he needed to leave and go to Camp Jupitar. When he gets there he quickly makes dome new friends and is sent out on a quest. Now Percy and his friends have a week to retrieve the missing items, but they have to hurry because there is a war brewing on the horizon and time is running out. What happens next? Do they succeed in their quest? What is even happening? Find out in this new inspiring collaboration between LaylaJoyner4 and readsalotboy123

Y/n Anciel is the sister of Marc Anciel. She's homeschooled, and has a love for music. She bonds with a blue-haired boy with the same love. She meets Marinette who becomes her best friend. She soon realizes Marinette isn't the friend she had hoped for. . . . "Mullo, get squeaky!" . . . "Multitude!" . . . °•Preview•° "Your heart... it sounds like this." His fingers skillfully plucked at the strings of the long handled instrument, filling the room with a gentle and upbeat, yet unsteady tune. "Luka, it's...beautiful." "Just like you."

Abby Darnel is a devoted student of the mysterious Architect, an interdimensional history teacher who spreads knowledge about the multiverse to souls from all three worlds. One day, she decides to take notes on him rather than on the lecture he's giving, trying to figure out the identity of the man behind the mask. What will she discover?