Sassmaster Stories

Carol, a top Hollywood actress has been destined to play the role Cassidy in the upcoming film, Heart Made of Plastic. But, try as she might, some unexpected problems come along the way to Carol letting go of her biggest secrets to the hottest guy she's ever laid her eyes on. That problem is a snarky bitch who just likes stealing things that don't belong to anyone. Well, technically, that something she stole totally belonged to Carol but he didn't know. Follow along on this roller coaster of a love story, filled with love triangles, paparazzi, and self discovery.

I know what I want but I'm not sure how to get it. I mean,I was but not anymore,not after he happened. It's like someone has pulled the plug on me,someone has drawn the rug from under my feet. Stupid! Stupid!! Stupid!!! That's what I was. How could I? I thought he was different,isn't that what we always think? A gentleman,but oh boy! was I wrong. I wouldn't forget that smirk. Not in a million years. It speaks volumes without any actual words spoken. Years ago I would have hidden,crawled back to beg for acceptance. But not anymore. I'm not that naive,under confident girl I once was. I am braver,stronger,more confident. I am the boss. Now I know what I want and I'm sure of how to get it. They say it's best served cold. That's right,that's what I'm talking about; REVENGE.

EXTREMELY SLOW UPDATES...sorry! I've read enough damn clichés to be put off that garbage for the rest of eternity. I mean what's so great about a good girl falling for a bad boy?! Why is the guy have to be British? What does his accent have to do with the attraction? Why is the girl always so short? And why on earth do the smartest characters make the dumbest mistakes? I will never know. And so from this day forth I, Alexa Candice Merval, vow to never ever ever.... ever fall for the cliche life. That promise was going very well until Theo Black came into my life, and messed it up! Ruined my dreams and my hopes of having a normal life ...I mean his last name is a colour...He's a walking cliche... Follow my stupid and (hopefully) cliche free journey through hell (a.k.a Life), that includes super hot guys, pranks, sarcastic comebacks and the most fantastic girl you will ever meet... (me obviously!) I didn't choose the cliche life, the cliche life chose me.

The epic showdown between the Sass master, GeniusDevil and some other guy which is a 🐸

Dean is an escaped convict on the run from life in prison. Castiel is a normal man with a somewhat normal life, until he is taken hostage at his own house. Being trapped together, there is so much to learn on both sides. Will anything but hatred come from their time together? Will Castiel forgive Dean's demons? Will Dean stow his demons away and let Cas in?

❝ welcome to hell we have been awaiting your arrival your hotel number is 13 and please avoid the falling glass screams are constant and yours should be heard your sins are not redeemable there is no heaven if you wish to contact our head of department he's wreaking havoc in beacon hills❞ This is in no way related to real life, Louis Tomlinson is just a face claim, my character's are original, idea rights go to @heavydirtystiles this is in no connection to character on arrow oliver queen, they simply share a name. ❝trying to behave, but you know, we never learned how❞

What if Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase became gods and had a demigod kid named Lucas Jackson-Chase?

The Grandgers are far from ordinary, but never before have they been involved in something so odd. With a missing sister and an epidemic of missing children threatening the world, the small family takes it upon themselves to get to the bottom of the mystery. As they get deeper into the mystery, more people are dragged into the trouble, and more long-buried secrets are brought to daylight. With all of their own struggles, it becomes more and more apparent that they may have taken on more than they can handle, and the world may suffer because of it. A collaboration with my cousin, @mumbling_intensifies [major trigger warning for basically every chapter] ///keeping this up for old times sake :)) (5/30/20) PUBLISHED: 2017(???) STATUS: discontinued

Meet Luce, the kid with the strongest of opinions, and watch as his life plays out once he gets to get the heck out of his small town and discover who he is, aside from a drama queen. All hail Luce the drama queen, in all his wonderous not-so-glory.

Bonnie is an ordinary girl with an ordinary life. She has a boyfriend called Louis and a very loving Mum. She is falling in love and her life seems perfect. What can go wrong? Read on and find out.

Disclaimer: I do not own the maze runner or any of it's characters. All creds go to james dashner. There may be spoilers. BOOK 1 We all know what happened with Newt's limp. What if there was another reason on the list. A girl comes up to the glade not just as clueless as the rest. She is different along with the rest. She can change her age making her immortal. And another girl. With the power to change reality itself. And secrets coming to the light. Who knows what drama could unfold. Are they last girls to come up? There will be romance, mystery, and all that maze runner stuff. Please no copying I would really appreciate it.

There are some that are sad, some that are sassy. If you're depressed, and need smth to describe some emotions, read. If ur annoyed at someone and need good comebacks, read. Thank you🖤❤

Harry styles, the king of the jocks. Popular, hot, cocky, and happens to be gay. Everyone excepts him for his arrogant self and makes sure to please him with anything he wants. Louis Tomlinson, the king of the Bitches. Popular, funny, sassy, and cocky, has many of the same traits as Harry. Louis also happens to be gay. But he has a harder time with this, having a sassy nature makes him slightly stereotypical. What happens when these two cross paths? Will it be love at first sight? Or pure hatred and rivalry?

Its all in the title.

Charlotte St James, a supernatural being of unknown origin, tries to blend in and become a normal human being. Suffering from a bad case of immaturity and never knowing when to keep her mouth shut, she sets off on a journey of self discovery and adventure. What she didn't expect, was to find a tight knit group of best friends that she just can't seem to stay away from. Is it fate? Maybe destiny? Probably just a case of raging hormones? Either way, she refuses to be left out. After devising a plan to weasel her way into their group she won't be taking any prisoners but she may just find the love and family she's always desired but never knew she wanted. Join Charlotte as she navigates the normie world in a why choose story told from a blogged point of view and discover what love looks like through broken and emotionally stunted eyes.

We cant always ignore our feelings can we ...But seems like Selena is pretty committed she won't let herself fall over the heartthrob of her highschool ...But the Heartthrob being our Cupcake Styles did knew how to get her accept that she too has feelings for her ... Let's she what happens next in 'Conceal don't feel'

Well jus some interesting things that happen to me...... or just things in general.