Satire Stories

♠ ------𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!Yandere!bully x 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader //🙶𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐, 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟏. 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲, 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲.🙷// It all started when your mom sent you off to a niche school for rehabilitation after mistaking you for "insane". Now your stuck in Saint Leonard's high, the worst school in human history and possibly hell's pilot project. The school's so neglected and full of delinquents, bullies, and possibly murderers, even cops won't drive in this place after dark. but hey, silver lining, you've made a new friend. The one and only Gabriel Hale, the school's almighty. He's decided your his new 'best friend' and because of your golden status as Gabriel's buddy, your practically untouchable. Now you don't come here to learn, but spend this whole new year fucking around with your newfound power until you get out of this hellhole- oh, and Gabriel too, he's here to watch your back. ------ This book contains possibly offensive content, so beware.

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he'll be the worst kind possible - a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapters every Tuesday & Friday For 30 chapters ahead, you can check at RR For 40 chapters ahead, you can check and support my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

This is ENTIRELY falsified about REAL people. None of this EVER happened. I am making it very clear that whatever you see here, is what I came up with, probably at 2am, and the ideas and beliefs of the people in the fic are not reflected here. Tysm to everyone for all the kind comments If you want to reach out regarding an offer, the answer WILL be no. It's not to be rude, it's just bc I'm not interested in any of that. xx

It's the Fictional February 14, 2027. The Super Bowl has come to SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles, and for the first time in history, the "Nation's Girl Group" is taking the helm. BINI is ready to paint the city of stars in shades of pink and blue. But under the glow of the 360-degree Infinity Screen, a secret is being choreographed. While the "All-American Halftime 2.0" kicks off in a rival venue-celebrating borders and the heartland-BINI is planning a "Valentine's Manifesto" for the clandestine. For the Tago ng Tago. For the millions of Filipinos living in the shadows of the very city they are performing in. The NFL expects a pop concert. The TPUSA crowd expects a cultural war. But the girls? They're giving the world a roll call. One Stage. Eight Stars. Zero Borders. DISCLAIMER NOTICE: All of the Text are all Prompts are all made of Artificial Intelligence, Furthermore Each Characters, Places, Events and Political Affiliations are Purely Fictional don't take this too Seriously.

aww so cute wow yay otomachi una yay itg has zundamon and yeah it will alwyas include zunda zunda zundamon

A head priest with bad eyesight and worse handwriting tried to summon a hero blessed by the goddess Noora. He summoned Noona instead. Same syllables. Different person. The cursive script on a three-hundred-year-old summoning scroll, it turns out, does not forgive human error - and neither does she. Now Noona is in a royal palace, cracking marble pillars with her displeasure and demanding someone find her husband. Meanwhile, her husband Raiko - thirty-two years old Korean metalhead, failed black metal guitarist, very strong opinions about isekai power systems - has landed face-down in a manure field somewhere near the border, wearing Slayer pajama pants, with no status screen, no cheat skill, and one completely indestructible guitar that the fantasy world has already decided is a legendary cursed weapon. The guitar is thriving. Raiko has concerns. I Was Isekai'd With My Wife and Now She's the Final Boss of the Fandom is a comedy-fantasy about two ordinary people dropped into an extraordinary world by clerical error - one who treats it like a narrative problem to be critiqued out loud, and one who treats it like a logistics problem to be solved efficiently and without mercy. Together, they are either going to save the kingdom or become its most chaotic power couple. Probably both. Features: a married protagonist who actually loves his wife, a sentient indestructible guitar named Gary (her name is Gramr), an ongoing pigeon lawsuit, and a kingdom that summoned the wrong person and is slowly realizing it may have accidentally done the right thing.

A group of friends have an argument, which leads to them creating a micronation and submitting it. End of of the story, right? Not in a satire/parody. Suddenly they have a country which can't quite control, and shouldn't exist. They then find themselves in the spot light of international politics and a peace conference and that's just the beginning of the story.

When an unexpected romance strikes during an election campaign Erika Kirky is standing in the middle of a dilemma. Her husband is very nice, but the vice president was SOOO fine😍😍😍 What will she do? Will she do the right thing or will she snap? Could this be Erika's Turning Point...? This story is political satire ok❤️

Chudd Chudders and The Earl travel to the distant year of 2026 to save their boss, only to find their show being threatened by Hedley DiddleyDee's attempts to reboot the show to his liking. NOTE: I based this story off of the North American Version rather than the UK Version. If you're from the UK and want a UK version of the story, then be my guest to rewrite the story. Just give me credit, okay? Any form of critique is greatly appreciated.

2015 Summary: No one would have ever expected the new king's reign to take the path it would in the future, but I can say this: the regime of the oldest, most arrogant and articulate of Bowser's children is certainly far from peaceful. Here is the story of how it all began and how everything lead up to an event that would change the Koopa family and their known world forever. 2026 Summary: You'll have to wait and see. April 2026 Update: 11 YEARS LATER, I AM FINALLY FINISHING THE ORIGINAL STORY. TFS will now end with Part 1 (I'm scrapping Return II The Darklands and We III Kings) but I'm planning a really good ending to tie up all of the loose ends and plot holes from the original story. As a bonus (and writing exercise for me), I'm also remastering my old chapters! I mean, I have the "framework" little me left behind, so I want to bring her vision to life in ways she couldn't back then. It's going to take years like the original 80 chapters did, and I'm not gonna be able to do a chapter per night the way I did as a child, but I'm going to have a blast and go absolutely nuts with this! More than anything, I hope you'll have as much fun reading this as I will writing it :)

Axel Parker is untouchable, hardened by the foster system and scarred by a heavy past. With nothing but a small bedroom to call his own after his mother's death, and father's imprisonment for anything but his mother's murder. Being offered a job that could change his father's fate makes him question what he wouldn't he do for the perfect bargain? Adeline White is cold, satire and is immediately nettled by the new presence at her school. She doesn't like change, and she definitely doesn't like the sententious attitude of her new English partner. What will it take for the ice queen to crack from the heat of a new flame?

5 chapters, about 13k words total, set in an 80s no upside down and no powers au

I got reincarnated into a female dominated lesbian novel and became a dominant blonde male villain. They wanted me to drug the princess and try to do her and the fmc will try to stop me Bullshit! I defied the narrative plot and didn't drug the princess and talked to her like a normal person. I didn't try to charm her with my "nonexistent charisma" and "zero social skills" I broke her brain with random facts and stupidity "This woman thinks she can counter the RKO but I silenced her with The THREE MOST DANGEROUS LETTERS: R-K-O OUTTA NOWHERE! And took a selfie Now the author is panicking and the story wants me dead because I defied the narrative plot. "Im supposed to lay dead so I can fill your weak fragile ego" "Eat A Rko outta nowhere." I rkoed the female protagonist and hit a jojo pose. Hehe! (Updates weekly on Thursday and Friday)

Emily likes to swim, she wants to go pro. But when an english grade drops her GPA and threatens to kick her from the team. Her teacher offers a deal. Bring back a reclusive shut - in. Or perish in despair! __________________________________________________________________________________ [Full synopsis in first part]

In a town where rumors move faster than the wind, an ensemble of strangers finds their lives tangled in ways none of them can explain. Urban legends spread through Amaruqucha like wildfire, anonymous posts, and the rise of dangerous figures lurking beneath the surface. Amid this growing tension, Xochitl from Mexico, arrives in Peru expecting a calm semester. She expects noise, color, and culture-but not the feeling that the town is watching her back. While Sisa, a local resident whose life is bound to secrets she cannot yet name. Secrets tied to the land, to the shadows, and the town seems to be watching her, tracking her steps as if it already knows her name. Their worlds should have remained separate. Yet Amaruqucha has a way of pulling people together, weaving their paths into a single, tightening thread. As supernatural rumors collide with strange people conflicts and hidden agendas, the town becomes a maze of shifting truths. With every step they take, the mystery deepens. With every rumor, the danger grows. And with every passing day, the line between legend and reality fades. In Amaruqucha, nothing is coincidence. And once you're part of the story, there's no way out. ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ "ᴀᴘᴜᴋᴜɴᴀᴘᴀ ᴋᴜᴛɪᴍᴜʏɴɪɴ-ᴀ Qᴜᴇᴄʜᴜᴀ ᴍᴇᴀɴꜱ "ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴅꜱ", ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ. ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘʟᴏʀᴇ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ ᴠɪꜱɪᴏɴ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴀɴꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛ ᴛᴏ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏꜱᴛᴇʀɪᴇꜱ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜᴀᴅᴏᴡꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴇᴘ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇ

The multiverse doesn't run itself. Someone has to manage it. That someone... is an underpaid office worker. Meet the Rangers - a group of caffeine-fueled employees tasked with keeping heroes, villains, and entire universes from collapsing into chaos. It's not going well. Over a hundred catastrophic divergences have already occurred. A "Saint" remembers being burned alive. Reality itself is starting to break its own rules. And one of their own - R98 - has gone missing. In a system barely holding together, even the most competent ranger might not be the hero he thinks he is. Welcome to the job. It's worse than hell.

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

Show based what-if's. What if Arnav chose love over ego? What if Shyam returned for revenge? Or Lavanya turned villain? Or Sheetal actually helped Khushi? Peep in to read more such tracks! Banner by __shiri__

He dreamed of a screenwriting career, but his first client turned out to be an adult film star... A young and timid student enrolls in the country's most prestigious university to fulfill the dream of his life - to become a famous screenwriter! With barely any money, he seizes every chance he can get and secretly writes adult fanfics... a dangerous pursuit in a conservative society where every step is monitored by state-run neural networks. Everything changes when one of his scripts is suddenly bought by a star of adult films. Now he's a gay student hiding his vulgar stories, yet also an author tied to an industry his university considers filthy and forbidden. If the truth comes out, he'll be expelled - and his dream will shatter. Thus begins his double life: strict lectures and shining ambitions by day, and secret dealings with the world of pleasure by night. This is a story about the everyday lives of those working behind the scenes of adult cinema - and about how, in a conservative society, they must fight to prove that their work also has value and deserves respect.

When a grandmother is declared the Chosen One, she abandons her rocking chair to challenge the Dark Lord who plots to destroy the world. -- Formerly a single mother, now a devoted grandma, Granny Thayer has never left her hometown before, let alone slayed a demon. But she'd better learn fast; she's just been selected as the Chosen One, the only hero who can defeat the nefarious Dark Lord of Devnia and avert a zombie apocalypse. Accompanied by a devastatingly handsome prince, a failed bard, and a werewolf with a dangerous secret, Granny Thayer embarks on a quest full of intrigue and love triangles to save her grandson. This is a collaboration for ONC 2022/2023, written by SophieKestrel and Spelunkadunk. Prompt: "It's always what/who you least expected that blows your mind away."