Satire Stories

Show based what-if's. What if Arnav chose love over ego? What if Shyam returned for revenge? Or Lavanya turned villain? Or Sheetal actually helped Khushi? Peep in to read more such tracks! Banner by __shiri__

♠ ------𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!Yandere!bully x 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader //🙶𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐, 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟏. 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲, 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲.🙷// It all started when your mom sent you off to a niche school for rehabilitation after mistaking you for "insane". Now your stuck in Saint Leonard's high, aka Alcatraz's rival, the worst school in human history and possibly hell's pilot project. The school's so neglected and full of delinquents, bullies, and possibly murderers, even cops won't drive in this place after dark. but hey, silver lining, you've made a new friend. The one and only Gabriel Hale, the school's almighty. He's decided your his new 'best friend' and because of your golden status as Gabriel's buddy, your practically untouchable. Now you don't come here to learn, but spend this whole new year fucking around within the prison of St. Leonard until you get out of this hellhole- oh, and Gabriel too, he's here to watch your back. ------ This book contains possibly offensive content, so beware.

Kōichi Hayashi gets thrown into the KonoSuba World and immediately crashes into Kazuma Satou! While everyone else transmigrates to become overpowered heroes, these two team up on the spot and become the Isekai's "Evil Duo"! They mess with Aqua, toy with Megumin, and keep Darkness right where they want her, turning this wonderful isekai into a paradise of chaos! A slacker genius x a master of antics. The two of them join forces to make money, stir up trouble, and screw over their teammates! When two top-tier pranksters come together, the KonoSuba World laughs itself to pieces! For this chaotic world, here comes a nonstop, laugh-out-loud carnival! ... This is a fan translation of 素晴:为鬼畜的世界献上搞笑 by 不吃咖啡豆, if you can, please support the original author.

I woke up as a background NPC in the xianxia webcomic I read last night. I was perfectly happy to chop fish and live a drama-free life... until the main characters destroyed my stall!

You read the title

In the transition of human society from bronze to Iron, an anomaly has occured. A fracture in the space-time fabric. Unwanted and unrecognized guests teleporting into an age they haven't had the faintest idea about - without their consent or wish. Aldo Raine can't live without a mission, he desperately needs one. And so, he gets himself employed. But skills like his invite bigger and bolder conflicts - along with a silent scrutiny that a stranger like him has to deal with. Only for his luck, good or bad, there are more who he shall cross paths with.

The trio never intended to start a country, and they certainly never thought the UN would recognize it. What begins as a late-night joke between friends turns into a global political nightmare when they file paperwork for their micronation based on the historic Forgottonia movement in west-central Illinois. The application was supposed to disappear into the bureaucratic void forever. Instead, an anonymous hacker happens upon and and nudges it on it's way, just for the sheer fun of it. Which leads to the impossible when the UN votes and recognized their micronation. Suddenly the trio find themselves scrambling to figure out what it all means as they struggle to deal with their new reality. What followed was a hilarious and increasingly absurd journey running a government they never wanted. Somehow every attempt to contain the situation just makes them more legitimate. Then they host a peace summit, the duchy gains international attention, and they must finally face that they are leaders of something real. This is a political satire and parody filled with bureaucracy, diplomacy, media chaos, and also friendship. It call comes down to one simple question: what happens when the world takes a joke more seriously than the ones who created it?

TW: almost everyone is insane and will kill you (and themselves) over the pettiest reasons. exaggerated archetype caricatures. artistic license doing this cuz i dont want to pick up the pencil character intros coming soon later girl on the cover is Veronical_vesbook5x she is a scripturient fanfic writer (get it? because this website is also a fanfic site. also this story is canon)

"My name is Harriet Brown and this is the story of how I met the love of my life, Eyebrow <3 " It all began when Harriet and Eyebrow met, his neatly trimmed hair shimmering in the summer breeze. It was love at first sight. Eyebrow was a hot, charming, alpha male, and Harriet was a cute, sassy, quirky girl who never really fit in. But with Eyebrow, anything was possible. That is, anything except everything. Harriet had been betrothed to another man: Hairold ConvincingLastname of Placetown. Eyebrow was trapped in an abusive relationship with face, who watched him at every turn, giving him no room to breathe. It was as if he was stuck. Will they be able to overcome their challenges in the name of love?

When ruthless New York corporate lawyer Arthur Pendelton drops dead mid-trial, a demon attempts to seize his soul under a standard damnation contract. Instead of panicking, Arthur spots a clerical error in the micro-print, sues Hell for wrongful asset seizure, and successfully stays his own damnation. Trapped in the afterlife, Arthur is drafted as a public defender in Dis. Partnered with Lou Fletcher, a cynical 1970s Chicago detective ghost, and Chloe, a tech-savvy millennial spirit, Arthur begins exploiting ancient legal loopholes to save exploited souls. But when a corporate hellhound hits his office, Arthur uncovers a massive cosmic scam: Lucifer is harvesting six billion living human souls through a hidden clause in a viral smartphone app's terms-of-service update. To stop the heist, Arthur files the largest class-action lawsuit in history: Earth v. The Morningstar Syndicate. Facing his underhanded mortal rival, Victoria Vance, and the silver-tongued ghost of Aaron Burr, Arthur must pierce the ultimate corporate veil, drag the Devil to the witness stand, and show eternity what happens when you don't read the fine print.

OC stuff for PRACTICE Hi, don't expect this to be really good :) These stories are just for fun and for me to get better at writing :D!!

*y/n x junglebook* It is the first day of school and you already want to drop out. The boys are disgusting rats, everyone is fake, and there's too much drama to deal with. Not to mention you've failed a grade simply because your iq is lower than a mosquito. However, a new boy comes along and grabs everyone's attention, including yours

"Warning: This story is a comedy - it is NOT as serious as the cover suggests!" Elise von Kleinfeld was the perfect knight. A flawless hero who had just secured victory and glory on the battlefield... when she was suddenly taken by a being calling itself "God"- -or something that strongly resembled a chaotic variety show director known only as "D." Her assigned "program" was simple: "Get hit by a truck and reincarnate into another world." Too healthy to die. Too strong to be properly run over. Too honest to ignore instructions. As a result, Elise keeps somehow avoiding every single truck sent her way. Take after take. Reset after reset. Will she ever manage to fulfill the "broadcast requirements" and finally complete the transfer event? This program is fictional. The knight is resisting with full force.

Rudolph Calagland has a rather unusual dream: to join a Chicago mafia gang. Cool, right? Except that, to prove himself, he's not handed a simple whiskey delivery... but the most absurd mission of the year: to recover a legendary saxophone stolen by Papa Tcho-Tchot, a voodoo bandit from New Orleans. Once there, he's forced to team up with Bens, a grumpy old African-American musician with more solos than teeth. Together, they set off on a quest driven by jazz, spells, and secrets. But to get their hands on The Sax, they'll have to face more than just rivals... and win a jazz competition in a strange club where talent is as vital as survival. Between mafia vibes, voodoo folklore, and fiery riffs, The Sax is a thrilling adventure where music becomes a weapon and friendship, a key.

The Sanctum has fallen. In a single night, one of Canokyo's most secure institutions is reduced to an empty husk; the duo responsible seemingly untraceable. Fear spreads through the town, a returning distrust has been branded back onto conduits- more specifically, Arlem. Arrested and forced into the middle of a crisis he barely understands, Arlem must face the inevitably of a threat thought long forgotten. With his decisions sifting his future down to a single path, Arlem needs to hope he makes the right one to see Canokyo through to its next chapter.

I thought deleting my demon would cure my lifelong anxiety. Instead, it made everything worse. At Salena Saliva's Therapy Center in Strange Way Park, I became the first person in history to have my demon downloaded and separated from my mind. I expected peace. Silence. A normal life for once. Instead, I was forced into a bizarre therapeutic journey through 563 surreal neighborhoods, each one stranger, more dangerous, and more humiliating than the last. Millions watch on television as I stumble through twisted games, impossible challenges, and confrontations with everything I'd rather avoid. And my demon isn't gone. He walks beside me now-taunting me, advising me, and sabotaging me at every opportunity. The only person who seems able to help is Salena, the therapist leading me through this nightmare. But every time I get close to understanding her-or myself-she slips away. Then a catastrophic flood tears us apart. To find her, I must descend deeper into Strange Way Park than anyone ever has and face the part of myself I tried to delete. Because the only way out of Strange Way Park is through the one thing I fear most: Love.

Harry P. has always known he was different. He just assumed that meant unlucky. When a trip to the zoo turns into an encounter with towering robots, impossible heroes, and at least one very talkative snake, Harry learns the truth: he isn't just strange - he's a mutant. In a world where magic and mutation have quietly coexisted for generations, Hogwarts is more than a school for wizards. It's a refuge for the gifted, the dangerous, and the deeply unpopular. As Harry is drawn into a hidden war between those who fear the unknown and those determined to control it, he discovers that destiny has a sense of humor - and it's usually at his expense. From the creator of Super Magic Force Wars, Hogwarts: A School for Gifted Youngsters is a Harry Potter / X-Men crossover in which every character is a dual character, blending two beloved fictional worlds. It mixes action, mystery, and occasional absurdity into a character-driven story about power, identity, and surviving a world that would really prefer you didn't exist.

One day, Samuel Davin wakes up as a woman. No explanation. No way back. To break the curse, he must complete one mission: make thirteen playboys cry. Disguised as Samantha, Samuel is dragged into absurd situations, fake relationships, emotional chaos, and a world that refuses to play fair. What begins as a ridiculous curse quickly turns into something far more complicated-because in this story, emotions are real, consequences are unavoidable, and nothing goes according to plan.

Apa jadinya kalau tatapan tajam bisa bikin orang berubah? Joko Wiryawan, guru SD yang terkenal dengan "tatapan maut"-nya, nggak pernah mukul murid. Tapi sekali dia menatap... murid bisa langsung merasa berdosa tiga generasi ke belakang. Dari tatapan itu, lahir gerakan "Tatapan Sosial" - aksi diam yang bikin pelanggar aturan malu sendiri. Tapi saat gerakan itu viral dan diambil alih pemerintah, segalanya jadi kacau. Orang jujur dibunuh. Anak SD balas dendam pakai pisau dapur. Dan orang-orang yang cuma mau terlihat baik, malah membunuh kebaikan itu sendiri. Sebuah kisah lucu, getir, dan reflektif tentang moral, media sosial, dan bahaya jadi manusia paling benar di internet. > Karena terkadang... yang paling perlu diselamatkan bukan dunia, tapi diri sendiri dulu.

At San Roque High, some things don't add up. Three students stumble onto a secret the school won't admit-and form a club to chase what doesn't make sense. They're not looking for trouble. But trouble knows where to find them.