Satire Stories

For Centuries Grim has been collecting souls. It's what he does, it's his purpose. One day, while collecting a soul in the park, he comes across a lost puppy. For reasons he can't explain, the urge to return the small dog to his owner is overwhelming. He soon finds the animal's owner, a woman in her mid-twenties named Maria. He is struck down by her beauty and realizes that he had once claimed the soul of someone she loved. He becomes even more conflicted when he realizes he has just one year to claim her soul.

Show based what-if's. What if Arnav chose love over ego? What if Shyam returned for revenge? Or Lavanya turned villain? Or Sheetal actually helped Khushi? Peep in to read more such tracks! Banner by __shiri__

Welcome to planet Talvaris, your generic isekai world filled with magic, dragons, and voluptuous female elves who look like they escaped from an illustrators search history. Everything here is as beautiful as the goddess Celes envision it, if you just ignore the slavery and racism on the corner. Unfortunately, maintaining this picturesque fantasy realm costs divine power. Luckily for the goddess, divine power can be charged by the Talvarians' prayer. And nothing beats the high-quality prayer of a Talvarian during the act of killing or being killed. That's why the occasional demon invasions are needed, oh and the OP otherworlder hero is also needed to tone down the invasion. Nobody wants the sweet Talvarians to get wiped out, right? But this time the celestial HR department makes a mistake. Alex Solomon is not a teenager, not handsome, and definitely not a Japanese. He is just a regular pot belly millennials who spend most of his time looking at the screen every day, just like the one who reading this now. Totally doesn't meet the goddess's standards. Hence, the beautiful but angry goddess cursed Alex Solomon to become an orc and banish him to the Demon Kingdom with nothing but a ability to access Earth internet. Stuck among demons, Alex Solomon decide if the goddess wants him to be a monster, he'll be the worst kind possible - a monster with ideas. Armed with memes, wikipedia articles, and misquoted great thinker, he and the demon army set out on a quest for revenge by doing the most disruptive thing that have been proven on earth: Building world peace, freedom, and democracy across Talvaris. One Tomahawk missile at a time. New Chapters every Tuesday & Friday For 30 chapters ahead, you can check at RR For 40 chapters ahead, you can check and support my patreon at patreon.com/Bimbanana

♠ ------𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!Yandere!bully x 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader //🙶𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐, 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟏. 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲, 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲.🙷// It all started when your mom sent you off to a niche school for rehabilitation after mistaking you for "insane". Now your stuck in Saint Leonard's high, the worst school in human history and possibly hell's pilot project. The school's so neglected and full of delinquents, bullies, and possibly murderers, even cops won't drive in this place after dark. but hey, silver lining, you've made a new friend. The one and only Gabriel Hale, the school's almighty. He's decided your his new 'best friend' and because of your golden status as Gabriel's buddy, your practically untouchable. Now you don't come here to learn, but spend this whole new year fucking around with your newfound power until you get out of this hellhole- oh, and Gabriel too, he's here to watch your back. ------ This book contains possibly offensive content, so beware.

Y/n is a victim of his brother Jeff when suddenly Liu saves you. Then as time passes, his true intentions start to show and he has a stitched heart. welcome to my creepypasta story of Liu and Y/n! enjoy will include: horror/gore and DID system with 1 alter (sully). ok , that's all the warning stuff

Humans are the ultimate creatures of contradiction. We are perfectly capable of love and yet, we hate. We are perfectly capable of kindness and yet, we're selfish. There's a little destruction in every creation, a shadow in every light. We laugh in pain, cry when we're supposed to smile, and sometimes, when faced with death we feel nothing at all. This is a fractured collection of six stories, each tied by fate, loss, and the ironic symmetry between life and death. Step into a town torn apart by an earthquake and gutted by an epidemic that took out more than quarter of its population. Its people cling to the meaning of their lives, as their world crumbles, and what remains are their stories. Let's look closely, Into the deaths of people...

Marcus got isekai'd into a survival game. He hates it.

Stupid Samuel lives in a tiny village that insists it makes sense, even when it doesn't. He tries to understand the world; the world tries nothing at all. What follows is a series of misunderstandings, misinterpretations, and small adventures that grow larger than anyone expects. This is the extended version of Stupid Samuel's narrative found in "Stupid Samuel and Other Stories."

I got reincarnated into a female dominated lesbian novel and became a dominant blonde male villain. They wanted me to drug the princess and try to do her and the fmc will try to stop me Bullshit! I defied the narrative plot and didn't drug the princess and talked to her like a normal person. I didn't try to charm her with my "nonexistent charisma" and "zero social skills" I broke her brain with random facts and stupidity "This woman thinks she can counter the RKO but I silenced her with The THREE MOST DANGEROUS LETTERS: R-K-O OUTTA NOWHERE! And took a selfie Now the author is panicking and the story wants me dead because I defied the narrative plot. "Im supposed to lay dead so I can fill your weak fragile ego" "Eat A Rko outta nowhere." I rkoed the female protagonist and hit a jojo pose. Hehe! (Updates weekly on Thursday and Friday)

This is the sequel to The Great Gatsby. Everybody in America knows the story. In 1922, a tragic chain of events in the midst of America's Jazz age culminates in the slaying of Jay Gatsby on his West Egg estate. However, the story didn't end there. In 2025, the domino effect of secret schemes, conspiracies, and cover-ups stemming from Gatsby's death have culminated in modern Los Angeles, where, after a highly publicized trial, diamond billionaire Thomas Pritchard, is acquitted of conspiracy and murder. Upon his return home, Thomas finds that his wife, Yasmin, and his two daughters, Amy and Skye, have entered a contract to take part in The Fame, a reality show about their lives. During filming, Thomas' past actions bear fruit, and his enemies, including an international drug cartel, as well as the heirs to the all-powerful Buchanan Family, begin to reveal themselves on and off screen. All four members of the Pritchard family must navigate the power plays and schemes of all these factions, all the while cultivating public facing personas for The Fame. The Pritchard family is highly dysfunctional, and every member is delusional, narcissistic, and vain. However, these may be the traits necessary to survive in an upside down world of plots, counterplots, glamour, sex, and betrayal, where the stakes of gossip, back-biting, and scheming, are a matter of life and death.

In this sequel to 'A Christmas Carol', teenagers with attitude, stringent ideologies and possible delusions of grandeur are pitted against a wily opponent, Santa Claus, who may or may not be taking over the world, a fact that these kids resent, because it's their world to take over! Ebenezer Scrooge is also still hanging around and might just be a vampire.

Emily likes to swim, she wants to go pro. But when an english grade drops her GPA and threatens to kick her from the team. Her teacher offers a deal. Bring back a reclusive shut - in. Or perish in despair! __________________________________________________________________________________ [Full synopsis in first part]

The multiverse doesn't run itself. Someone has to manage it. That someone... is an underpaid office worker. Meet the Rangers - a group of caffeine-fueled employees tasked with keeping heroes, villains, and entire universes from collapsing into chaos. It's not going well. Over a hundred catastrophic divergences have already occurred. A "Saint" remembers being burned alive. Reality itself is starting to break its own rules. And one of their own - R98 - has gone missing. In a system barely holding together, even the most competent ranger might not be the hero he thinks he is. Welcome to the job. It's worse than hell.

this book is like an add-on book from the original book "Coseph". go and read that first before reading this. this book basically has headcanons for that book for all characters. please vote on these chapters as it gives our books recognition, thank you 🥹 (ALSO THIS IS SATIRE!!!)

11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

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Eleanor Voss's life is the rhythmic lurch between briefings and after-hours triage. She can make a joke sound like policy, a denial sound like comfort - but the jokes stop landing when the President declares "Economic Independence Day," orders money redesigned with his portrait, and decides the calendar needs a thirteenth month. Each morning she wakes to a new small catastrophe and a pile of color-coded folders that must be made to mean something. With dark humor and an unblinking eye for the machinery behind headlines, this novel follows Eleanor as she trades good faith for survival, allies for alliances, and sleep for contingency statements. The West Wing's cast - an iron-general, a crooked fixer, a constitutional scholar who keeps trying to stitch the country back together - are both comic and tragic. As the spin tightens, Eleanor must ask: how far will she go to save a nation that no longer recognizes itself? Funny, sharp, and humane, this is a story about the absurdity of power and the people who stand between spectacle and ruin.

A humorous poetic look into one of law enforcement's oldest stereotypes: donuts. From late-night shifts to sugar-fueled survival, this satire explores why cops and pastries became inseparable.

In a galaxy torn by war, a crashed Federation pilot finds himself stranded on a deserted planet, forced to survive with the help of an unlikely companion. Together, their journey brings them face to face with shocking truths that blur the line between friend and foe, sparking forbidden desire and challenging the depths of conviction, loyalty and conscience.