Satire Stories

Show based what-if's. What if Arnav chose love over ego? What if Shyam returned for revenge? Or Lavanya turned villain? Or Sheetal actually helped Khushi? Peep in to read more such tracks! Banner by __shiri__

♠ ------𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!Yandere!bully x 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader //🙶𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐, 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟏. 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲, 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲.🙷// It all started when your mom sent you off to a niche school for mental rehabilitation after mistaking you for "insane". Now your stuck in Saint Leonard's high, aka Alcatraz's rival, the worst school in human history and possibly hell's pilot project. The school's so neglected and full of delinquents, bullies, and possibly murderers, even cops won't drive in this place after dark. but hey, silver lining, you've made a new friend. The one and only Gabriel Hale, the school's almighty. He's decided your his new 'best friend' and because of your golden status as Gabriel's buddy, your practically untouchable. Now you don't come here to learn, but spend this whole new year fucking around within the prison of St. Leonard until you get out of this hellhole- oh, and Gabriel too, he's here to watch your back. ------ This book contains possibly offensive content, so beware. Inspired by Heathers, Back to the future, and a bunch of 80s highschool tropes :)

highschool au and a slowburn, they play their school's soccer/football team -- ill write this seriously but don't take this seriously lmfao

Kōichi Hayashi gets thrown into the KonoSuba World and immediately crashes into Kazuma Satou! While everyone else transmigrates to become overpowered heroes, these two team up on the spot and become the Isekai's "Evil Duo"! They mess with Aqua, toy with Megumin, and keep Darkness right where they want her, turning this wonderful isekai into a paradise of chaos! A slacker genius x a master of antics. The two of them join forces to make money, stir up trouble, and screw over their teammates! When two top-tier pranksters come together, the KonoSuba World laughs itself to pieces! For this chaotic world, here comes a nonstop, laugh-out-loud carnival! ... This is a fan translation of 素晴:为鬼畜的世界献上搞笑 by 不吃咖啡豆, if you can, please support the original author.

In a world of magic and dragons, humanity's greatest hope is the Summoned Heroes. The Church of the Goddess, the only institution capable of performing the summoning ritual, did what any reasonable institution would do. They made a catalogue. Why rely on fate when you can have a price list? Different tiers. Different classes. Different budgets. From premium, battle-tested champions, to "affordable" options for struggling kingdoms. Because even the poor deserve their own personal hero. Unfortunately, one such "budget-conscious" kingdom got... Theo. A professional séance scammer. A necromancer who couldn't control the dead. A defective product. So, they did the logical thing: They threw him away. What no one knows is, he can summon the dead, even though his system only allows him to summon souls from Earth. From Archimedes to Nikola Tesla, Julius Caesar to George S. Patton, Leonardo da Vinci to... Steve Jobs? Men who shaped civilizations, now answering to a scammer. A kingdom forged from Earth's greatest minds to devour other kingdoms in Civara... and perhaps even the Goddess herself. There is just one problem. Right next door lies the Demon Kingdom, And it has been waiting to devour Civara, long before Theo ever arrived. --- New Chapter: Tue, Thurs, Sat

Romance novels lied. The nerd doesn't always end up with the bad boy. Sometimes she's just an aroace bookworm trying to survive high school, pay rent, maintain a scholarship, and mourn fictional characters like they were real people. Eliza Avellins has neither the desire nor the time for romance. Unfortunately, the universe keeps throwing people into her life anyway - especially one annoyingly persistent extrovert who seems determined to become her friend. She wishes he'd stop trying. He wishes she'd stop running away. Neither of them is getting what they want. Magnificent banner by @bookishnxrd. previously The Nerd in the Corner #1 in socialanxiety

When the big, bad dragon meets his match, he's forced to do something no dragon has ever done before--find help. And with enigmatic knight Sir Crispin de Harriff-Scarnley hot on his scaled heels, it's science--in the unlikely form of humble and slightly sozzled apothecary student Alyx--he turns to as his saviour. Naturally, Alyx is appalled--knights are good and dragons are bad, right? Everyone knows that. But as he fights to save first his skin and then the dragon's hide, he'll discover that when it comes to concepts such as good vs bad, magic vs science, and nature vs 'progress', the choices aren't always as obvious as he might think. And he'll do it while dodging spells, grappling with gryphons, negotiating hangovers and, perhaps scariest of all, confronting his classmate crush. Meanwhile, in the background, a sinister figure looms...

Frank the Frog had 60.5 stories published now he is going to die without them being read.

𐙚⋆.˚ 2018 rblx rh gacha jake emily inquisitormaster inspired sorry crack fic ~ yesterdays and tomorrows dont exist, only time with you ~ Emi's fairy bad tale with her twin-sister, Yena , expels them to Royal High boarding school ~ As The 🤍Light Angels Kingdoms royal daughters, it's quite a disappointment to the public (But, Emi has a sercet, noone knows about... 🖤)

Everytime you said my name I got this feeling, and I know it's a joke, but for me... You are more than a friend...

Diana Brooks never planned on becoming a billionaire's wife. She was just trying to survive New York, a broken heart, and her demanding job when one unexpected business trip changes everything. After billionaire Alexander De Laurier introduces her as his future wife to save the biggest deal of his career, one little lie becomes a very public engagement. Suddenly, Diana is thrown into a world of private jets, couture, diamonds, royalty, paparazzi and unimaginable wealth. It looks like every woman's dream-but behind the glamour comes scrutiny, danger, expectations and the slow disappearance of the ordinary life she once knew. The engagement may be fake, but as the lines between business and love begin to blur, Diana has to answer a much bigger question: Can you really survive being a billionaire's wife?

"Just an already fallen demigod falling for a human who's weirdly into watching organs out in the open." What happens when the heavens get their hands on one of humankind's most debatable invention, an A.I? Well, simple. They kick out the cupids and replace them with an A.I, duh! Gotta get extra money to warm your pockets afterall, even if you ARE the damn god, right? Well, yeah, that explains why the cupids are living hidden among the mortals, and why modern love is so dead; from ghosting and emotionally unavailable to painful situationships. Guess a machine can't excel at something it can't even feel, even if it's called L.O.V.E, eh? Now enter Rhoda Williams, an oblivious victim of a bad situationship where she's confusingly head over heels over a man who wants 'nothing serious'. The girl who knows what a Xerostomia is, but not love, romantically atleast. When she goes to get her 'lovely boyfriend' a bouquet from a new little flower shop, little did she know, the florist, Lev Rowan, isn't who he seems to be. Will the pair of a fallen demigod and a final year medical student be able to beat the A.I? Or will modern love be doomed in the hands of a machine forever? ... Warning - 16+ (Use of swear words)

A broke Korean writer posts a joke novel about selling North Korea online. A North Korean prince reads it - and decides to actually do it.

fuck this shit || average evil test tube fic || no offense to people who have made an evil test tube fic considering exp21 is what got me into wattpad also I only made this cuz I was bored af || CONTAINS SWEARING!!!!

Epic : The Musical songs but described shortly. Honestly, it's js satire descriptions. (THIS IS ALSO FOR A 40 DAY CHALLENGE 🥹✌) Extra note : I'm not kidding when I say this is short.. But this is also perfect for when you need to read this in a flash. Basically a speed run of Epic the musical.

a trip back to Los Angeles soon changes Deja's life in ways she never expected.

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Great news! Sky City has been liberated from its lawless administrators! The New Empire has moved in and restored order. All citizens rejoice. But all is not as it seems. A mysterious presence moves throughout the city and the communities beyond. Dark events are unfolding, leaving many to wonder, are the Imperials really the good guys? These are lost stories recounting incidents that did not lead directly to the fall of the New Empire, but which were important to those involved nonetheless. The awkward moments of not-quite heroism, when million-to-one shots didn't necessarily work out and the guy didn't get the girl, or her sister, or even her best friend's cousin - you know, the one with the 'interesting' teeth.

CEMENT Ordinary material. Extraordinary problems. People get stuck. In habits. In relationships. In bad decisions. Sometimes quite literally in concrete. Cement is a collection of dry, absurd and darkly comic short stories about ordinary people caught in situations that become increasingly difficult to explain. A funeral goes wrong. A convoy rolls out like the Wild West. A meeting without purpose. A receipt becomes a record of a life. And sometimes, the best thing to do with a perfectly good piece of concrete is absolutely nothing. Standalone stories. Unexpected situations. Very little sense of escape.

A dying town launches a rebranding campaign that no one seems to be running. The billboards appear overnight. The slogans don't explain themselves. A diner waitress says nobody puts them up, and nobody takes them down. A couple arrives expecting ironic tourism and finds something closer to a live experiment. Beauchêne doesn't ask visitors to believe anything. It only asks them to stay. To notice. To participate. What begins as small-town decay becomes a slow, sideways unraveling... murals that feel instructional, civic programs that behave like dares, and a town that seems increasingly aware of the people passing through it. A surreal, slow-burn satire about American decline, anti-branding, and the strange comfort of entropy. Meaning doesn't collapse here. It rebrands. Entropy is a vibe. Decline tastes like caramel. Welcome to Beauchêne. You're here now.