Satire Stories

Show based what-if's. What if Arnav chose love over ego? What if Shyam returned for revenge? Lavanya turned villain? Currently writing on Sheetal track! Banner by __shiri__

"Mr. You Xuan, many people believe that the current state of the dueling world has become increasingly unhealthy, with heavy trap decks and overly defensive strategies dominating the mainstream. As the new King of Duelists, how do you respond to claims that this negative trend was sparked by you?" a journalist asked during an interview. "Slander! Pure slander!" You Xuan angrily responded to the accusation. "How can they say I'm the one who led this trend astray? Dueling has always been like this!" --------------- If you want early access to +200 Advance chapters and to support the continuation of this story, consider subscribing to my Patreon. Your support means a lot and helps me bring more great content to you! Join me on Patreon.com/flokixy

━━━━━ male!husband x 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader ↳ In a huge drunken blunder, you end up finding yourself married to a handsome stranger. Moving in together seems like the next logical step, but hey, what's a marriage without its fair share of marital woes? HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in humor #1 in satire #1 in crack

Read all about the dry and humorless escapades of the one and only, truly original, Thomes The Train! From astronomically fucking up a critical coal delivery to... something that I haven't thought about yet, these stories will surely be fiction that exists!

Oh, look who's back. Did you really think 'The End' meant the end? ​Admit it, you missed us. Or maybe you just enjoy watching Ragia suffer. Either way, welcome to the Encore. ​It's been a year, and things have gone from bad to 'conceptually absurd'. The Reagalus system is lying through its teeth, the Krall are still a nuisance, and Ragia... well... he's as cranky as ever. Especially since he's still carrying The Pen around like a loaded gun in a crowded room, waiting for the universe to force his hand. ​We are hunting for a ghost of the past. A descendant of M'awoto, and I, your Narrator, will be here to document every sarcastic remark, every plot hole, every nonsensical plot, and every moment the universe decides to break its own rules. ​Sit down and get comfortable. The show isn't over until the fat lady sings... nope... until Ragia decides to rewrite the script. Yeah... Welcome to The Chaotic Fanfare Encore!

A funny fictionkin pisstake. Again. Please don't think this is real, it's not.

|| ONC 2026 || Martin Marvingale lives by two rules: work hard and put others first. So when a baby dragon rips a hole in reality above his freshly planted petunias and the desperate fairytale land inside begs him to step in as their king, he says yes. Turns out, their old king got cursed with zombie-ism, and now a horde of undead nobility are ravaging the countryside. The castle is suffering from a bad bout of slime, the peasants are one more cancelled festival away from revolting, and none of the local lords (who aren't brain-eating monsters) seem to be interested in lifting a finger to help. His only hope at putting things back to rights is to make nice with a princess who hates his face -- and the fact that he might have accidentally just stolen her job. Undeterred, Martin plans to win her over by being the best king anyone could ask for. Which would be a little easier if he knew what a fairytale king was supposed to do exactly. Or how he was supposed to look. Or... anything about his kingdom, really. In retrospect, maybe he should have asked a few more questions before taking the job.

Earth has been discovered by the Federation of Planets - and found wanting. Due to bureaucratic systems, Earth (translated by official documentation as Dirt) has been declared Non Compliant. This means that the largest hunting corporation in the Federation can send hunting safaris to have a fun time on Dirt. But Dirtlings are not your typical denizens that accept being hunted. They fight back! What to expect: A humorous story about a mix of the good, the bad and the stupid from a galaxy-spanning Federation of Planets when it discovers and clashes with the good, the bad and the stupid people and creatures of Earth. No mature content, strong language or graphic violence. Lots of world building with development of a multitude of characters from both sides of the meeting of them and us. Happy for comments and feedback. Feel free to share and if you enjoy the book, you will enjoy the roleplaying game on which it is based, Hunter Planet. A note about spelling: The cover probably gave it away, but this story uses Australian spelling, weights and measures and some light Australian slang.

FINN AND SHRIMPO DANDYS WORLD BOMB GARDENVIEW AND GO TO JAIL REAL????

Power. The one word that everyone wishes to posses at Roseville Academy. It can be earned, gained, inherited or... taken.

(Mostly a test fanfic and uhhh it's kinda satirical and corny, I republished some parts but I started this fic at early January 2025...) POV; You were trying to chase your dreams - HOWEVER, someone from your past decided to catch up to you ...😧 NOTE: This could also be a Reo x Reader fic🤯🤯🤯 . . . . . . . (Still ongoing, HIATUS... I'm fixing some areas in the fanfic ok..?)

Welcome to the Companion Update. Valve and Facepunch created advanced AI companions to fill in servers, pulling characters from every franchise imaginable, complete with their personalities and memories. The problem? The Companions are genuinely sentient. They have no idea they're in a video game. To them, players are "Operators", glitches are "reality anomalies", and their manic, basement-dwelling terminally online bosses are incomprehensible entities. This anthology chronicles their assignments as they try to survive a reality that doesn't make sense.

(Oki it's a whole new desription now bc I gotta be professional mkay?) A Haiden Henderson x MICO Fanfic by @ReyvaCookie This is ENTIRELY falsified. None of this EVER happened. I am making it very clear that whatever you see here, is what I came up with. Tysm to everyone for all the kind comments If you want to reach out regarding an offer, the answer WILL be no. It's not to be rude, it's just bc I'm not interested in any of that. xx

One man. One bladder. Zero exits... Mike is a celebrity of his hometown in Santa Rosa, but even the strongest Steel Will and the best fans can't stop a Centennial Surge from terrorizing his shorts and sneakers! Join along Mike and his band of tactical misfits as they navigate the most embarrassing, high-pressure, and mahogany-saturated missions ever recorded in California and the world! If you like cargo shorts, reckless Camry drifts, shocking tea (not the drinking kind), the unexpected, and stories that push the limits of holding it in, you're in the right place! With over 50 stories to read and more on their way, you are never going to get bored with the series for life! Settling the debt, one wet and humorous story at a time! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mike Has To GO! A series by Łizâərdô/UhhIwriteEBooks

The most tuffest and nonchalant person is interested in you?! Lucky lucky!!

To the elite, he's a "Gutter Rat." To the law, he's a mistake. But after a series of clumsy accidents during a high-security prison break, the world sees something else: a terrifying mastermind. Now, the most dangerous criminals and underground personalities in the city of Lagas are swearing fealty to a man who just wants to find a quiet corner to eat noodles. Surrounded by devotees who mistake his panic for "strategic restraint" and chroniclers who rewrite his cowardice as "legendary wisdom," Uan is propelled into the seat of power as a Puno crime lord. He has no magic. He has no plan. But as the world's superpowers prepare for war, the "Gutter Lord" must play the part-or become the first victim of his own myth.

Axel Parker is untouchable, hardened by the foster system and scarred by a heavy past. With nothing but a small bedroom to call his own after his mother's death, and father's imprisonment for anything but his mother's murder. Being offered a job that could change his father's fate makes him question what he wouldn't he do for the perfect bargain? Adeline White is cold, satire and is immediately nettled by the new presence at her school. She doesn't like change, and she definitely doesn't like the sententious attitude of her new English partner. What will it take for the ice queen to crack from the heat of a new flame?

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