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(she/her)Y/n is gaming on her Nintendo 64 and discovers the ghost urban legend of BEN drowned......along with mysterious glitches in her reality! read more to find out what happens next!

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of "damsel in distress." She's no maiden - just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He's no terrifying beast - just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It's all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.

♠ ------𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!Yandere!bully x 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader //🙶𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐, 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟕. 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲, 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲.🙷// It all started when your mom sent you off to a niche school for rehabilitation after mistaking you for "insane". Now your stuck in Saint Leonard's high, the worst school in human history and possibly hell's pilot project. The school's so neglected and full of delinquents, bullies, and possibly murderers, even cops won't drive in this place after dark. but hey, silver lining, you've made a new friend. The one and only Gabriel Hale, the school's almighty. He's decided your his new 'best friend' and because of your golden status as Gabriel's buddy, your practically untouchable. Now you don't come here to learn, but spend this whole new year fucking around with your newfound power until you get out of this hellhole- oh, and Gabriel too, he's here to watch your back. ------ This book contains possibly offensive content, so beware.

What if the adorable pups of the PAW Patrol were caught in a battle for the soul of America--and the world? Adventure Bay is peaceful until betrayal strikes at the heart of the PAW Patrol. When Chase, the loyal German Shepherd police pup, overhears his friends questioning his leadership, his world shatters. Heartbroken, he chooses to run away. Yet this is not your typical Chase-runs-away story. His choice sets in motion a journey that will take him from the busy Golden Gate Bridge of San Francisco to the marble halls of Washington, D.C.--and straight into the center of a global conspiracy. There, Chase is drawn into a revolutionary scheme designed to promise convenience, but in secret, it holds the power to chain humanity in financial servitude. As the PAW Patrol scramble to find their missing friend, Chase finds himself entangled with shadowy figures, high-stakes espionage, and the dangerous allure of purpose, power, and betrayal. Read as Chase's journey transforms from heartbreak to redemption, from loyal pup to runaway, from government asset to freedom fighter. Along the way, he confronts wolves in the wilderness, the price of loyalty, the weight of his own conscience, and the question that haunts his every heartbeat: "What is the point of life in a world that seems built to betray you?" Packed with emotional drama and faith-driven reflection, Pups Save the World blends action, suspense, and heart with an unflinching look at family, freedom, and the moral foundations of society. Will forgiveness and faith heal wounds deeper than any mission ever could? Every decision matters and the future rests in the paws of a hero who must face the world--and himself. Read this transformative saga of loyalty, betrayal, redemption, and hope, and discover why one brave pup's light can change the world. This is my first story, so please enjoy. Note: If you are uncomfortable with stories about betrayal and violence, please do not proceed.

After dying in the dumbest way imaginable, Kenzo Ishikawa wakes up in the afterlife... where a smug, overly dramatic goddess named Lumina finds his death absolutely hilarious. She offers him two choices: move on peacefully, or get dumped into a magical world full of monsters, quests, and potential riches. Easy pick, right? Well, Kenzo has other plans. When he's granted a one-time chance to influence his fate, he pulls a move so unexpected, even the goddess doesn't see it coming. Now, stuck in a fantasy world with no cheat powers and no idea what he's doing, Kenzo's supposed "heroic journey" spirals into total chaos!

A story about Guontiveros. Wherein the two individuals are both lawyers and defending a case. The fierce in their voice started to slowly unravel turning into deep affection for each other. [ No smut. Only minor sex scenes. ] In case you don't know me, hi, I'm Iza (not my real name) I write these story for educational purposes. If seen and read, please vote for me! Share this story to others who support Guontiveros. And just to tell you, I am a responsible shipper I do not intend to harm anything nor anyone. Please vote and enjoy!

Earth has been discovered by the Federation of Planets - and found wanting. Due to bureaucratic systems, Earth (translated by official documentation as Dirt) has been declared Non Compliant. This means that the largest hunting corporation in the Federation can send hunting safaris to have a fun time on Dirt. But Dirtlings are not your typical denizens that accept being hunted. They fight back! What to expect: A humorous story about a mix of the good, the bad and the stupid from a galaxy-spanning Federation of Planets when it discovers and clashes with the good, the bad and the stupid people and creatures of Earth. No mature content, strong language or graphic violence. Lots of world building with development of a multitude of characters from both sides of the meeting of them and us. Happy for comments and feedback. Feel free to share and if you enjoy the book, you will enjoy the roleplaying game on which it is based, Hunter Planet. A note about spelling: The cover probably gave it away, but this story uses Australian spelling, weights and measures and some light Australian slang.

This is a completely satire story I made up at like 2 am. please don't judge too hard this is my first fic and is probably written poorly. it is heavily based off lots of yn slander combined with my own ideas I guess. this story may have many typos and grammatical errors and im sorry in advance.

Historian's (Clara) SoulPrint keeps sending her wrong addresses of the location of her soulmate, in truth they are there just not in the same timeline as here. Until she finally meets Alex, a time traveler who insists, "That's not how it happened- I was there." Between accidental time jumps, debates about history, and stolen kisses across centuries, they discover that love is the one constant that doesn't need rewriting. Book 4 of the SoulPrint Anthology

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At twenty-two, Lena Park is invisible. She's buried in student debt, working three jobs in Los Angeles, and posting videos no one watches. On the worst night of her life, she signs a contract she doesn't fully read-one that promises instant virality. By morning, her face is everywhere. But fame always comes with a cost. Her assigned handler is Asher Vale, a high-ranking devil who looks like a fallen angel and smiles like he already knows how her story ends. His job is simple: make sure Lena rises fast-and crashes harder. Every public downfall feeds Hell. The problem? Lena doesn't fall apart the way she's supposed to. She adapts. She studies the algorithm. She turns scandals into power. And Asher-who has ruined countless souls-starts wanting to save hers. In a world ruled by clout, demons, and lies, falling in love might be the most dangerous rebellion of all.

The kingdom of Old Hampshire is peaceful and prosperous and, like everyone else, Bofa is thriving. She loves her life as a squire by Bully Maguire's side but longs to become a knight. An opportunity for her to fulfill this dream appears when the evil Vector appears at Prince Boss Baby's birthday party and takes what King Ned loves the most. Bofa journeys with her friends to fight evil and save the land!

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A collection of various short stories between Roman Mendez and Jacob "Jake" Bressler. Watch as the two grow as they battle every day life and...interesting situations! 😳 Can't get enough of these two? Make sure to check out "Roman x Jake" by Jckenek (est. 2022-now)

The Road is more than a path. It is a world unto itself. For Euphemia, life has always been measured by the rhythm of footsteps against silver gravel. In the sprawling expanse of Dane County, there are no wagons or engines-only the Long Road, a thirty-foot-wide artery of humanity that stretches from the rugged inland borders to the salt-slicked docks of the city of Zoet. Setting out on her first solo journey, Euphemia enters a landscape where the laws of nature bend to the will of the Road. By day, she navigates a "city in motion," walking alongside thousands of merchants, wanderers, and families. By night, she traverses the "Cathedral forests," where massive trees arch overhead like living vaults and pulse with a spectral, fluorescent glow of emerald and sapphire. But the Long Road carries more than just people; it carries their memories. As Euphemia moves from roadside yatai stalls to skyscraper cities and "closet-sized" motels, she becomes the Chronicler of the Road. From the chilling legend of the Grey Walker to the whimsical myths of the high-rise hotels and the quiet tragedies of everyday travelers, Euphemia collects the stories that define her world. In this epic adventure, the destination is merely a goal. The true journey lies in the voices of the strangers walking beside her, the magic of the glowing woods, and the realization that on a road with no walls, everyone has a story worth telling. Step onto the gravel. Join the migration. Discover the soul of Dane County.

When a grandmother is declared the Chosen One, she abandons her rocking chair to challenge the Dark Lord who plots to destroy the world. -- Formerly a single mother, now a devoted grandma, Granny Thayer has never left her hometown before, let alone slayed a demon. But she'd better learn fast; she's just been selected as the Chosen One, the only hero who can defeat the nefarious Dark Lord of Devnia and avert a zombie apocalypse. Accompanied by a devastatingly handsome prince, a failed bard, and a werewolf with a dangerous secret, Granny Thayer embarks on a quest full of intrigue and love triangles to save her grandson. This is a collaboration for ONC 2022/2023, written by SophieKestrel and Spelunkadunk. Prompt: "It's always what/who you least expected that blows your mind away."

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.