Sausage قصص

Jimmy was at a low, between moving out after a long fight with Scott, his long-term boyfriend, now ex-boyfriend. He was almost mad at himself that Lizzie, his sister, of all people had to point out multiple times that their relationship was basically one sided these for the last few months they were together, for jimmy to realize. Then after moving out, finding a place to stay. He's had a temporary set up at Fwhip's where he was crashing in his guest room for the past few months now, while the two looked for an apartment for him. Currently it was almost midnight, he had been scanning a new website for anything that might work due to him not being able to sleep when he found a place that was fairly cheap and not in a bad part of town. Clicking on it jimmy realized the price was due to it being an ad for someone looking for a roommate which jimmy didn't really want but after looking through the photos of the apartment he hesitated. Finally, he caved and read through the small paragraph about the guy that was most likely wrote by said guy but it gave enough info to write the guy's number and name down to try tomorrow xxx-xxx-xxxx - Tango Tekj (Forgot to add this sooner sorryyyy) Blue jay - jimmy - villain Blitx - Fwhip - villain Nightshade - sausage -villain Pink parrot - Lizzie - villain Turbo - Tango - hero Gemini - Gem - hero SB - Joel - hero Cyclone - Etho - hero Dream state - Bdubs - villain

A Boarding School AU featuring both Empires SMP members and Hermitcraft members! Remember, this is *MY* AU! I don't want any criticism on what is and isn't cannon!

When Gary sees Matt indulging in a big sausage, what will happen?! Will they let the desperate George join in on the fun?

Better out than in I always say eh Donkeh? This is a heartwarming and moving novel, all titles are songs from the Shrek 2 Soundtrack. The book isn't finished, and will not be finished, you will be left on a cliff hanger due to personal reasons. Enjoy my sweaties ;) "The best read of 2018" - Shakespeare

this is true feminism

LGBTQ

"Sausage Chronicles: Unveiling the Mysteries of the Meaty Realm" is a whimsical and imaginative fictional documentary that explores the extraordinary world of wild sausages. From diverse habitats to intricate social structures, hermaphroditic reproduction, and ingenious survival tactics, the documentary weaves a captivating narrative of resilience, adaptation, and unique biological intricacies. Despite their seemingly simple exterior, wild sausages face challenges, particularly from human predation, highlighting the delicate balance between progress and the preservation of our natural world. The tale unfolds as a poignant reminder of our shared responsibility to protect the intricate tapestry of life on Earth, blending humor with educational elements and a call to action for conservation.

I'm taking this sausage on this plate, this sausage is good hehe - a wonderful quote by my best friend Hannah

So I really like the gacha react videos and I always wanted to make one myself but I'm not really experienced with that kind of thing so I decided to make a sort of script and post it here. This is the sixth in a series of Minecraft SMPs reacting to each other, I'll post the links to my other works at the end. Also, I am using an oc of mine, her name is Jana, she handles the afterlife and is the one who reincarnates souls into new bodies. Hope you enjoy! :) Cover art edited version of Witchcraft SMP fanart by Anima

The story of the long sausage.

A boy falls for another. Hearts fighting for each other. Will love win or will there doubts get the best of them.

Marilyn doesn't know why, or how it's possible, but she transports at any time to any place. This curse has saved her life but couldn't save her parents. She can't trust anyone but Angel, a new member of the orphanage. Having this curse doesn't make life easy, but with Angel's help, does Marilyn have a chance of surviving? "I decided I would go upstairs to think about everything that had happened the past 5 years. So much had happened since my parents died. Then again, anything could happen when you transport."

He lives in My basement

https://www.aceingredients.com/sausages-additives/ TG Prolink B Improves texture, better"bite"and"knack" Improves water retention, more juicy products Improves elasticity, better chewiness Improves slice-ability and reduce slicing losses Improves product quality and cost-effective

This is for my AU I made originally! The cover I did make myself! Unlike my One-Shot book this will have no schedule to update! More said one page 1~

poem about summer

After the explosion caused by Fwhip and Jimmy, Jimmy had alerted the other rulers of the realm. But things are not as bad as they appeared to be... Fwhip gets rescued by a familiar face, who turned out to be not who Fwhip thought they were. /◀ɸ◈/ News/Other: !!CURRENTLY ON INDEFINITE HIATUS!! - Sorryyy >: - I do not know how long this will last. - There's a chance it won't come back. - But please! Continue my AU in YOUR stories!! [I'd love to read them] Ranks: #1 in 'SolidarityGaming' as of 1/1/2024 #1 in 'Sausage' as of 12/21/2023 #1 in 'Witherhusbands' as of 12/21/2023 #24 in 'MythicalSausage' as of 12/21/223 #22 in 'fWhip' as of 12/21/2023

Felicity Hates Sausages and There Is Cannibals The Loose

A collection of poetry written by yours truly ;) will add in new poems as (and when) they come :D hope you enjoy. Image from wall.alphacoders.com