Sausage Stories

A normal day in Dawn except for the many rulers sleeping in the trees (It's June and I feel like writing Empires oneshots)

A war is brewing between the empires, one that has been in the making since the founding of Rivendell. The first strike is a crushing blow that brings with it a terrible tragedy. Five years later, the war is still ongoing, having reached a stalemate. Life in war has become the terrible new normal for King Scott, until it's disrupted by a message from the Ocean Queen. Lizzie has discovered something that brings back an old hope and sends her, Scott, and Joel on a quest to gather what they need to save the world. Along the way, they may just discover things about themselves that could change everything.

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A Boarding School AU featuring both Empires SMP members and Hermitcraft members! Remember, this is *MY* AU! I don't want any criticism on what is and isn't cannon!

Once upon a time there was a little sausage with the name Salchicha. His parents decided to call Salchicha, Salchicha because it is the spanish word for sausage. This creative act was not their only. Salchicha's parents were both artists of various types. His momma painted and sang. His dadda was an architect as well as an interior designer. As Salchicha grew up, he went through a lot of of pressure of course to be a creator as well. But he did not feel very artsy. He preffered maths, physics; anything far from arts. This worried him as he did not fit into his parents expectations. After he graduated, he met a BBQ Sauce called Beybeyquesauce. They both decided to become professors for physics. Both were highly intelligent and good at their job. Salchichas parents learned to accept and continued doing their own things. The end. Poo.

Sausages are at war with custard

Jay Jay gets a job at Freddy fazbear's pizza.she works as a night guard,she is very paranormal which means she probably won't do well,she only works there because she thinks she's just watching cute animatronics at night.there not gonna be so cute tonight(reader beware your in for a scare,WAIT WAIT WAIT who am I, R.L stine? I meant reader have a staff,your in for a laugh.

y/n is from midel class famly she has her mom and step dad. she goes to collage. she never had any frnd.(Y u will know in the story)she live with her family (mom stepdad and step sisters) Jeon Jungkook one of the mafia king owns a lot of company in korea and oversea. he lives with his other hyungs which r also the Mafia King. They are known as THE 7 MAFIA KING who rules this world. he has his sweet parents. Now thier personality YN is kind girl never disrespected anyone. loves nature more thn humans. JUNGKOOK has cold persnality never trust anyone only his hyungs and parents. loves nature nd hate people. Hii hello this is my first time writing a ff here so i would be very glad if u tell me if u liked it or no :):):):):):):) THANK YOU :):):):):):)

Hey to everyone reading my second story . this story is about a happy family who move into Albert square and have brought the queen Vic.the two main characters are Linda carter and mick carter they for 15 years but have lied to their children saying their married but they've never actually got married they have 3 children called nancy , Lee and johnny aka sausage .... Read the story its full of cliffhangers and action and arguments.

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this is true feminism

"Sausage Chronicles: Unveiling the Mysteries of the Meaty Realm" is a whimsical and imaginative fictional documentary that explores the extraordinary world of wild sausages. From diverse habitats to intricate social structures, hermaphroditic reproduction, and ingenious survival tactics, the documentary weaves a captivating narrative of resilience, adaptation, and unique biological intricacies. Despite their seemingly simple exterior, wild sausages face challenges, particularly from human predation, highlighting the delicate balance between progress and the preservation of our natural world. The tale unfolds as a poignant reminder of our shared responsibility to protect the intricate tapestry of life on Earth, blending humor with educational elements and a call to action for conservation.

YEEEEE Just ignore the fact that Sepe is stronger in this story lol.

This is going to be the movie of the fnaf parodies :3 I hope you enjoy

wait and see

3AM poems, owe it to William Butler Yeats icl Title from Schooldays Over by Luke Kelly

"Promise that we'll meet again after the scorching" The scorching. An unescapable fate that no hot dog can escape. Hotori and Sausalito spent their whole lives trying to find a way to escape, to live on the outside. But fate always finds a way back. Now with all of their efforts amounting to nothing, Hotori and Sausalito are getting closer and closer to the scorching. As they reflect on their lives and the time they spent together, they make one final promise. To meet again.

*WARNING* this is for all of you frickin idiots who won't recognize that IM A VIRGO!!!! Not a Scorpio!!!??!?! It's not that hard to understand, well maybe it is for you plebs who don't understand astrology and how the universe works, Bakas. I'm also half wolf so be sensitive to my triggers. ALSO STOP SAYING THAT HARRY IS GAY CAUSE HES NOT OKAY????? He loves me and no body else so don't touch my Senpai okiees