Sausage Історій

Owen is given a choice: take the cure and become human again, or die with the gift Louis gave him. He chooses death rather than abandon it. Believing vampires are beings of pure evil-too tainted for any true God to welcome into the everlasting kingdom-Owen accepts that he will be damned forever. But instead of eternal punishment, he awakens in the space between true eternal life and eternal damnation... where Louis is waiting. Louis, burdened with guilt for giving Owen the curse of vampirism and for the pain and rage it caused, has waited for him in the in-between to make things right. To give him another chance. And though Owen refuses to leave his side, he is forced back to earth by the man he loves. Waking beneath the ground where he died, Owen rises once more-given another chance at life, but torn away from the one he died to stay with.

A war is brewing between the empires, one that has been in the making since the founding of Rivendell. The first strike is a crushing blow that brings with it a terrible tragedy. Five years later, the war is still ongoing, having reached a stalemate. Life in war has become the terrible new normal for King Scott, until it's disrupted by a message from the Ocean Queen. Lizzie has discovered something that brings back an old hope and sends her, Scott, and Joel on a quest to gather what they need to save the world. Along the way, they may just discover things about themselves that could change everything.

Fwhip get forced out of the house by his sister on valentine's day to go on a date It surprisingly gose a lot better than expected, though it probably helped sausage was the one that was waiting for him when he got to the location Gem had shooed him off to or Sausage surprises Fwhip with a little date on Valentine's day (and Gem helps) (Ik it's no where close to Valentine's Day anymore but meh)

A new, hunky neighbor throws Goofy's whole world off balance.

A haunting psychological odyssey into the brittle, breakfast-link fragility of the male form and the accidental consumption that follows. This is the harrowing saga of one woman's quest to navigate the high-stakes snap of a cold hot dog in a world where intimacy is a gourmet disaster. Based on multiples dreams I had

Empires/hermitcraft texting story also runaway gem and scott WTH how is this #1 in dangthatsalongname WTH HOW IS THIS #1 IN DANGTHATSALONGNAME

obama like meat grinder a lot

This is a collaborated fan fiction by @luka_hatake and @cookie-monster999 we wanted to create something NEW, UNIQUE, and EXCITING! Follow the two main protagonists and ex best friends, Rinaru Nishkio and Kumaya Yukinoshita and watch how their actions and ideals shape their own destinies....destinies nobody expected from them... This is a MY HERO ACADEMIA fan fiction, it follows the original story line to the best of our abilities, and definitely includes a bit of romance between the characters 😉 it is a 2 POV story from both girls, and both POV's will be in the same chapter! We hope you enjoy our story...cause we spent a shit load of time making it 😂

Emma Gray (author, journalist [Played by Katy Perry]) is investigating the strange murders happening in the small town Forks. There are rumors going on saying that it is a deadly sausage. Casper Winter (model [played by Justin Bieber]) moves to the town temporarily and doesn't believe these rumors. He thinks that it is a pile of shit. But when one of them eats the sausage, they discover that it really is a deadly sausage and that if you do eat the sausage, you only have 24 days to live. The both of them decide to investigate. Side effects of the sausage: •You feel dizzy •You start seeing things (dancing monkeys, lions wearing blue wigs, belly dancers using hula hoops, dancing gummy bears , a human with a lion head who always says: "I am The master. I know all." And a picture of a grey old mansion appears next to him and the song Beauty and A Beat plays in the background. Repeatedly.) •Your tongue turns green •All the disgusting foods suddenly taste delicious and the delicious food tastes disgusting.

sticky bana

yay TTH is back woohoo

Short stories that happened in Camp Half-Blood, featuring Angst, Fluff, Dirty jokes, etc.

OUTWORLD: Sea Dog takes place in a universe populated by animals. Husky salvager Michelle Pow embarks upon a perilous mission into the briny deep, a mission that will test much more than her skills!

This is my tag book. I'm not writing any other description.

In 1992, the United States of America launched a test that would change the sea forever.

poem about summer

Are you wondering?: I wonder what the Empires S1 characters be like if they all went to the same highschool? Sure there are many books about a highschool AU of Empires season 1 but I just wanted to make one sooooo bad now let's do the 'proper' description... The amazing, mystical and funny emperors are in highschool, what might happen? Angst? Ships sailing? You can find out more by reading this wonderful (probably not) book!

A group of hamburgers, cheeseburgers, hotdogs, and French fries try to escape the wrath of Mr. Moe- An Irish (and partially Russian) fat businessman who takes part in the heinous crime of food trafficking. All of the food he has hostage try to formulate a plan to escape him and get to the The Infamous Sausage Train of Love; the place they know they belong. Meanwhile, the passengers already on the train are trying to become humans and fall in love with each other. A story of steamy buns, grease, and confessions.

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