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Max Green Fan-fiction (girl x boy). Escape the Fate are not my characters but the rest are. Some may be based on characters in real life. Follow my Instagram- @hannahlilliexo/ @maxthestripper penis

Wade Wilson accidentally falls in love with Uncle Sam. Explosions, chaos, fireworks, and emotional whiplash ensue. America may or may not survive the heartbreak. By: Deadpool (yes, that Deadpool) Warnings / Tags: - Excessive profanity
-Romantic chaos -Crackship: Deadpool x Uncle Sam
-Enemies-to-lovers
-Patriotic innuendo -Feelings, emotional trauma, heart eyes -Chimichangas & consequences
-Fireworks, explosions, and general mayhem
-4th of July-themed angst
-Self-insert / fourth wall breaking
-"Holy shit, this is canon now" moments

ADOPTED BY @Inky_Studios Pottertalia. (Harry potter and Hetalia crossover) England and Harry share the Voldemort dream and England sends Matthew (only Matthew- Alfred would draw too much attention. Well, only Matthew at the start) to Hogwarts to watch him, before taking a teaching position of his own. Unfortunately, Matthew is sorted into Hufflepuff and Arthur's job is Muggle Studies. Good luck with life, guys. No pairings except canon. EDIT: Alright it's been y e a r s since I wrote this and let me tell YOU: this is terrible. it's really bad. feel free to read it and absorb all the cringe that was 13-year-old-me. Just warning you now. I keep adding more and more fandoms on until it becomes super niche because you have to know and like a l l of these fandoms and they're all super dated and all the chapters are really short and I'm really sleep deprived and please stop adding it to reading lists; I am never going to update it again and only keep it published so that my friends and I can look at it and laugh at how bad I used to be at writing. If you unironically enjoy this, though, good for you. I mean it; if you can get enjoyment out of this, ironic or not, you're doing better than me, to whom it only brings shame. Also it's tagged as complete but that's only because it's never going to be updated ever again and I didn't want it to say 'to be continued' because it isn't. It's not finished; sorry.

I'll be posting some other crazy facts, or facts that you should face the reality or the world. Enjoy my work. Read the introduction first, you should know about this book before jumping into conclusion or some misunderstanding.

He is S'ban. She is Bobbie He found her email address on the floor of the creature's classroom. What did he do? Emailed it. Now follow through their hilarious conversation and learn about their oddball friends, and their fascinating lives.

Will was dying, he was dying in Mike arms and Mike couldn't do anything about it, it was supposed to be over, Will and El had made sure of it, but they all got separated, Mike was trying to find Will when he saw him stumbling in his direction, bleeding and trembling, and here he was, kneeling on the floor, holding his bleeding best friend in his arms. Or, after the battle against Vecna Will is hurt and confess his love to Mike.

In the end, the journeys we take comprises of several things; a beginning, a middle, and an end. Sometimes we cannot even tell where one ends, and another begins... Kathryne Taylor is a senior in high school, just an ordinary girl who, in the eyes of her peers, is really quite the unfavorable character. But that's through no fault of her own. You see, Kathryne has issues; most of them stemming from her adamant desire to avoid what she believes is total bull. Adrian Black doesn't want to give two cents about what other people think, but he has to. After all, if he didn't, they might find out what he's hiding from everyone else, and that could be very bad for him indeed. It's not healthy to know a vampire after all. Even less so to be acquainted with a vampire noble, but they don't need to know that. What do these two have to do with each other? “Oi! Adrian, you done yet?” Kathryne yelled, banging her hand on the door. “You have muscles, don’t you?” ... “You stare at them all the time, don’t you?” I’d never understand why she was bothered when I caught her staring, but completely fine with me seeing her naked. Someone needed to get their priorities straight. When she didn’t reply to my comment, I gathered that she’d probably walked away from the door. So I flung the door open, not anticipating that she might still be standing there, fuming. The door rebounded back slamming shut with a loud thunk. Though the noise might have been more Kathryne falling to the ground than the door. “Kathryne, are you all right?!” Immediately rushing out of the toilet to make sure I hadn’t done any serious damage. “Dumbass!” She snarled, glaring at me. “Do I look O.K.?!” (Note: The Story is in Kathryne's Point of View at first)

What do you do when you wake up one morning and see an unfamiliar boy sitting on the chair across your bed? Scream? Makes sense. I did too. "You can see me?" He looked at me like I was crazy. My mom comes up the stairs to find me screaming in my empty room and sends me to school thinking it was just a crazy tactic to not go to school...again. He follows me everywhere I go. "Why don't you leave me alone?" I asked. "I can't. I'm your guardian angel, " He replied. "That tactic may work with other girls, not me." I said. Turns out no one can see him except me. But I start to see other boys and girls around the people I know and they are all dressed like this boy. 'Could they actually be guardian angels?' I wonder. But I don't tell him that. Can't let him think I believe his delusions. I'm Christine, it means follower of Christ. Ironically though, I don't believe in God and guardian angels and all that... This story is about...I'm not sure what it's about. Let's figure it out together. Be warned: high on nonsense scale. Highest ranking: #110 in humor [ON HOLD]

Things that I wanna say, whether meh life, announcements, plans, news, whatever really.

a non-toxic pregame saiouma story Shuichi has a crush on Kokichi, there's a rumor that he stalks Kokichi, HE DOESN'T. He is often bullied at school and abused at home. He often sits near Kokichi and he overheard that Kokichi's birthday is coming up, he decides to make something for it, and based on how Kokichi reacted, he would decide to or not to audition for Danganronpa. TWs: Bulling Child Abuse Animal Death Suicidal Thoughts Self Harm I'll try to update weekly

Andrienn had always been a loner in his class, preferring to keep to himself rather than socializing with his classmates. With a serious and grumpy expression always etched on his face, he never seemed approachable. But one day, a mysterious girl caught his attention. She was always trying to engage him in conversation, teasing him, and annoying him in a playful manner. Despite Andrienn's initial annoyance, he found himself drawn to her. Her presence seemed to bring a spark of life to his otherwise dull existence. As he tried to get to know her better, he realized that she was different from anyone he had ever met before. She had a quiet confidence about her that was both intriguing and mysterious. But as the days passed, Andrienn started to wonder: who was this girl, really?

just a compilation of punny jokes, lame comebacks and crappy sacarsm which actually happen to me in real life. - _ - Disclaimer: Everything in this book is original unless stated otherwise, so please don't be a thief and steal my stuff! Thank you!

"Will I see you again?" "Most likely, if you come back, that is..." "Promise?" "Promise..." ~You are the older daughter Scott Calvin, but your the only child that lives with him. You get back from visiting your mother and Neil for Christmas Eve, but things take a weirder turn than you expected...~ ~I do not own these movies or the characters, you own yourself ~ You are at least 20 in this, maybe 18 idk, whatever you wanna be ~Bernard is like, 2400 years old (technically 24 I guess) ~ set in the early 2000's I guess idk

Book cover was made by me please do not steal💖🙃 I am sorry if the story is cringey I'm just trying to have fun writing this has alot of grammar mistakes⚠️⚠️⚠️ I realized that alot of people's y/n is tomboyish and not childish so the Y/n here is girly and childish💖 I lied, the story has curse words 😭 sorry😿🙏🙏😕😒😰😓😓😩😕😒😰😓😿🙏🙏😕😒😰😓 I do not take things seriously so if your gonna hate just leave Chile

This is a collection of rants by a girl who has too much free time on her hands and overthinks a lot of shit. [Used to update this when I was way younger, leaving it up here because nostalgia :3]

Audrina Leighs was a normal girl growing up in the 1900's. But there was one small issue, her best friend was the Edward Cullen, being one year younger than him and dealing with him was the hard part. When Edward died, she was devistated. But he selfishly turned her since he was secretly in love with her. But Audrina never knew she was part angel. They lived for centuries with the Cullens, having their moments. The two "friends" never knew they were bloodmates and they were bonded. Edward moved on and started dating Bella, the human with no talent whatsoever, except tripping over herself when she made no movement. The Voltaire got fed up of this merry-go-round love and hate Edward and Audrina have. When issue them a decree that's almost impossible without Audrina screaming like a baby, and Bella hating her, their lives turn for the worst, and will never be the same

Avril is moving back to California. Jake's friends are really depressed. So is Jake.

Hey! So I know a lot of you might not want to be reading during Quarantine, but honestly, what better way to pass time for who knows how long?

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