Kai is my whole ass daddy and that's literally it. also this is me talking about tvd and ranting about it at 2am so enjoy.
(THIS IS VERY MUCH A JOKE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. THIS DOES NOT DEFINE ME AS A WRITER.)
I just spoke to TommyInnit
He said, "Give me a goddamn minute"
I said, "Bitch, two posts, one month?"
George, pass me the blunt
I'd pay for the dick, not a fucking manhunt
(Language!)