Shitpost Stories

What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.

❝𝐇𝐦? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦? 𝐍𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞.❞ ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ❝Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.❞ ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ "Imagine being in this universe. Never thought it would be a long journey, huh? Not mentioning it's a pain in the ass, but it's all on me. I have to protect that universe so it would be balanced. Hm? Don't worry, you will know my true intentions later." ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ❝ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ɢᴏᴅ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴇɪɴᴄᴀʀɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʜᴇʀʀꜱᴄʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ. ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ɢᴏᴅ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛɪᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀꜱ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴡ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀʀꜱᴄʜᴇʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ, ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟ ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴍᴇɴꜱɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʟᴀꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ, ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴ ɪᴛ. ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ? ᴏʀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ?❞

A self insert of the author of this story turns into a self aware Dreepy with all his memories intact in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe but instead of becoming a hero that does dungeon crawling, he becomes a dishwasher in Spinda's Cafe where the story turns into a surreal workplace sitcom full of: fourth wall breaking, reality warping nonsense, and pure internet humor.

In this bizarre, fucked up world, Mentira Black finds himself torn between his love for his coconut girlfriend, his desire to stay alive, and his unwanted lover - yet at the same time, Beanie Ridges is fighting to ensure the safety of his 8 year old sister, and Lucky Irony is focused on stopping a future threat from another dimension, which supposedly lies in Mentira himself. Who will win? Who will fall? If you've already played Sonic 06, then the answer is probably obvious to you already... But STILL! Find out, by reading... NO DOWNERS ALLOWED!

Ayanokoji uses his super manipulation brain stuff and makes a machine where he accidentally teleports Naruto to his universe and starts a love triangle between him and Naruto and a bunch of random ahh foid. This is just a shitpost made by a very nonchalant and tuff person (hela) and a chalant short boi (kira). [DISCONTINUED!!!]

✩🎧°｡𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝑰'𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 '𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝑰 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰'𝒎 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖 . ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་༘࿐ ───✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰*.:｡✧*.｡:｡*.｡✱ ─── ᴀʟʏssᴀ ᴘᴜᴛs ᴀ sᴍᴀʟʟ, ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ʙᴀɴᴅᴀɪᴅ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɴᴇᴇ "ɴᴏ ʙᴜᴛ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ, ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ" ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴜʀɴs ʀᴇᴅ "ᴡʜᴀᴛ, ɴᴏ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏsᴇɴᴛ" ᴀʟʏssᴀ ʀᴏʟʟs ʜᴇʀ ᴇʏᴇs, ᴘɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ʜᴇʀ ʟɪᴘ ɢʟᴏss ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴅsɪᴅᴇ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ "ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs, ɪᴛ's ᴀʟᴍᴏsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, ʜɪs 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘦 ᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ" ───✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰*.:｡✧*.｡:｡*.｡✱ ─── જ⁀➴ ғɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ sɪᴅᴇ? ᴇᴀsʏ ᴘᴇᴀsʏ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢs ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ? ᴍɪssɪᴏɴ ɪᴍᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ───✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰*.:｡✧*.｡:｡*.｡✱ ─── . ݁₊ ⊹ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 ⟡ ˙🌱 ̟ ʏ/ɴ sᴛᴇʀʟɪɴɢ, ʟᴜɴᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇɢᴏᴏᴅ's ᴄᴏᴜsɪɴ, ғɪɴᴅs ʜᴇʀsᴇʟғ ғᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇᴇʟs ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ, ᴡʜᴏs ɴᴏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴏsᴇɴ ᴏɴᴇ ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ. sʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛs ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇʀ

This is a story I found on my drive and wanted to share. I thought it was the best piece of literature I'd written at the time (4th grade), so keep that in mind. Anywho, it's pretty funny, so I hope you get a laugh. P.S.: I'm keeping in the grammar that was horribly wrong, so if it doesn't make sense, I apologize

just a bit about me! <3

I play Avery in a rp book so this is for her socials and posts!!

Filled With Either Random Scenarios Of Existing Ones Or Funny Drawings Cuz I Get Obsessed Easily Whenever I Join RPs I Like So I Post Abt It A Lot - Also A Reason To Make Another Book So I Have More Books In This Acc And To Not Seem Annoying In My MB

Me and my friends have a long-standing quote book from Year 8 onward. They're... interesting. Mature rating is because of swears and ...other implications, but most of them are extremely (?? Maybe??) lighthearted. And wont make sense without context, but i suppose thats the whole point.

I've decided that I have to much art piling up and I NEED everyone to see it 61 in Apple✨✨ 83 in my art 420 READS AUGUST 2024 HELLL YEEAH 30 in countryballs

just my randoms book , it will contain _ 1) Boboiboy scenarios 2) all ships scenarios eg. boya , boyi , fayi , BBB x reader etc. ( including requests ) 3) random arts, comics , bloopers 4) me talking to you 5) lots and lots of fun ( most important ) lets start

Uhm- literally just an excuse to do random things and mess around to see if I wanna make a book lmao I might make little one shots? Idk like I said I'm just messing around. Read if you want to :p ALSOOOO this book will have cussing and probably sensitive topics

hes black. he has guns. everybody does. him and his friends cheren and bianca are armed an ready to go. AHEM this is in no way, shape, or form serious so if you came looking for a good and well written story about bw, i suggest you look elsewhere. also im TRYYYYYING to update once a month but i am a bad at remembering this exists

I mean, I was going to call it headcanons 2, but let's be honest here

Don't be fooled by the aesthetic cover, this is actually a jojo meme book to fuel my ever-growing jojo brainrot

He REACTS! To THINGS!! Come hang :^) (Spoilers within, probably)

The Cold War ends the moment America is captured. Stripped of control and kept under constant observation, he is placed somewhere unexpected under the direct authority of the Soviet Union. What begins as containment turns into routine. Rules replace bars. Silence replaces threats. Neither of them planned for this. And neither of them knows how it will end.

Here you will find many random memes some you will know and some unusual.I hope you will enjoy it here guys! !-DISCLAIMER-! I don't own the memes, credits go to the owners of them There will be some offensive memes