Shitpost Stories

When Y/N woke up today, the last thing he expected was to hop to a post apocalyptic universe full of cyborg women where he would have the title of commander foisted upon him. Really, of all the people to lead a squad of soldiers, you picked the weird magic slingling seventeen year old who just randomly showed up and destroyed a rather large amount of the genocidal robots that forced you all underground barehanded? Okay yeah, putting it that way the decision seems kind of obvious. Ah well. It's not like he had anything better to do. Leading a squad of hot women sounds like a fun time. Running an outpost and filling out requisition forms though...he could do without all of that nonsense. //// "Rapi..." "Commander?" "We'll bang, ok?"

It's Forsaken Oneshots 💫 Fluff Angst Requests are open TW Blood Gore Death Self Harm Suicide -You are not alone- Notes - Please do not advertise your professions in my comments e.g discord links or accounts Grammar warning I may be slow because of Writers Block Research School (yes im a minor) Stuff -ArinaLovesYou2

Kazuscara Modern AU. ~~Completed~~dont read this. It's ass Pretty sure the title has no relevance to the story - if you liked this story you should read my others. Anyways uh the book is written by someone with 2nd grade writing skills and a limited vocabulary. I rewrote a few chapters sooOoOOooOo uh. ✌️ Side ships: Xiaoven Slight heizou x gorou Help, how did this get past development, hell, how did I GET PAST DEVELOPMENT?!

uh yeah I sure hope it does Shit post a text story. this will be a Hanta Sero x Reader as it develops

What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.

{I drew the cover!} (Finished, I will leave this on my account since it really mean a lot to me ) The early chapters can be cringy since i wrote it in 2019-2020 Thanks for the votes and reads! And please follow me and vote for my stories if you're interested!^w^ (Finished 2018-2023) Insta:@imnotellieniko

i love these things link to the website: https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/ https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator Cover art: https://pepper-mint.tumblr.com/post/147500228186/cute-little-sans-doodle-3-i-suppose-this-is-from tw: cussing, and implicit mentions of violence (i mean, we are talking about the bad sanses here) There will be some implicit mentions of ships you might not agree with, go check out my bio for info about that- No characters used in this book belongs to me, this is a fanfic made purely for other people's (and my own) entertainment. If you think there is an issue with one of my books, please message me so we can work it out :)

I just post stupid doodles and memes of countryhumans bc yes Tho i MIGHT make this a oneshot book too!

This entire book is a shitpost so good luck surviving this shit

eh mostly agents of dio

> started 23rd april, '19. > 95% memes. > old but pretty much completed. > #2 in garbage

Pls ignore the cover bleh something rlly random There is no logic in this and i might keep updating the chapters Images are from Pinterest or x (SERIOSLY WTF IS WRONNG W/ MY COMPUTER THAT SOME IMGS DIE OR VANISH OUT OF NOWHERE)

idk man, I'm bored I found these quotes on tumblr.

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♡︎ sold to the ADA ♡︎

Just some of my headcanons. Yes, some will include my ships and sensitive topics, but I want to share my headcanons with other Hetalians. I hope you enjoy this shitty excuse for a book?

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we're in the sussy hall working electrical

Basically just a book about stupid things I think the pack would do A lot of these I got ideas for are from tumblr

now the art i posted on Tumblr is also visible here yay! This might contain Portuguese and English btw Also this might have incorrect quotes too :3