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What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.

❝𝐇𝐦? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦? 𝐍𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞.❞ ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ❝Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.❞ ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ "Imagine being in this universe. Never thought it would be a long journey, huh? Not mentioning it's a pain in the ass, but it's all on me. I have to protect that universe so it would be balanced. Hm? Don't worry, you will know my true intentions later." ────────────˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ❝ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ɢᴏᴅ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʀᴇɪɴᴄᴀʀɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʜᴇʀʀꜱᴄʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ. ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ɢᴏᴅ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛɪᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀꜱ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴡ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀʀꜱᴄʜᴇʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜱ, ꜱʜᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟ ᴠᴀʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴍᴇɴꜱɪᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʟᴀꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ, ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴ ɪᴛ. ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏᴜʀɴᴇʏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ? ᴏʀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀ ʟᴇꜱꜱᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʜɪꜱᴛᴏʀʏ?❞

This is literally just a book full of one shot shitposts because I don't have anywhere else to put them. YES there are some NSFW ones in here. Those will be marked with "☆" so if you're sensitive to NSFW, don't click on the ones with the star.

Marchosias: After his death, he thought he'd finally find peace. But no. He found himself laying in a cot, in a cult, and with her staring at him. Lilith: She couldn't just let him die. His ideals were correct. Gods were cruel. He didn't deserve death. He deserved the freedom he fought so hard for, and she'd give it to him. And hopefully prove that she wasn't like the gods he knew.

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Disclaimer: This story is very loosely based on the 2021 movie 'Willy's Wonderland'. The first 5 chapters of this Fan Fiction are specifically based on somebody else's Willy's Wonderland fanfic which hadn't been updated since 2021 and ended on a cliff hanger. The fanfic is a very trope-heavy and very typical sexual fantasy fanfic written by a minor and is centered around her wanting to fuck one of the characters. Link to the original fanfic 'Dark Blood Love' here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/276547690?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details&wp_uname=ChristinaJessi I'm sure by now you can tell that this fanfic is a shitpost. this fic is also co-written by a retards with heavy influence from others in our friend group on the Willy's Wonderland Discord server. We are all genuine fans if the movie. This fanfic is mostly just inside jokes among friends that won't make any sense to normal people, but i've tried to present them in a way that makes some level of sense while still not making any at the same time. Some characters mentioned in this fanfic are from other media, Including fan content. There are moments in this fic where we will seemingly break the forth wall and clarify that certain characters used are not ours, these moments are also stairs and are parody of identical moments from the original fanfic. There are plans currently to make chapters beyond the 5 chapters from the original fanfic while still keeping the general vibe, bad grammar, weirdness, ect from the original and now stray far into something too different. enjoy

my feet ACHE oh boy

Am I... actually in love? So humanity says that true soulmates struggle a lot...right? Well in this sceneraio, struggle is a light way to say whats coming. New-old faces, flashbacks, tragic backstories and more than enough angst. Hidden talents, more and more secrets, plot twists and...and yeah, everything....1f y0# kn0w wh4t 1 m34n...

One DAy 🩷Trumpie was working at Freddy fazbears 😍😘😘👅😛 But then he was fired by Woke 🫦JOHn CenA🧑🏿🌾👣👣. And he became A TUMBLR EMO 👅😘😍😍🐺. And he found his alpha discord mod😛💥🤠

•This is an AU where holiday toons are no longer allowed to talk to each other and have their own rooms to sleep. all the regular toons are told to follow this rule and make sure each group of holiday toons are all sorted out.back when tye toon were younger,the holiday toons were buddies but they had to split due to the new rule.oh they are also allowed to leave the gardenview whenever but they must get permission from Dyle. guys hi ok this is where I have made my au I KNOW THEY BARELY INTERACT it's ok I have my reasons why I ship them almost post this on AO3!!

Yes, i could post these anywhere else, but i like keeping my writing in one place, so i'm putting these here (i am very much an amature at script writing)

(This is my first fanfic dont flame me for this💔) It all started with two men.. Err cookies

What the title is, huge thanks to Savebats for saving some of the old chapters it means the world!

All images are from Pinterest btw so none of them are mine

a shitty danny gonzales and kurtis Connor fanfic

this is danganronpa. it's random memes, opinions? idrk, this is for when I'm bored, which i am rn yeet

Honestly this is just an oc self insert, if you find this don't flame me I just wanna imagine something If you do like this but see a published part that isn't finished I'm working on it, don't worry :]

ts is the rebooted version of my old oc book, still cringe also contains new stuff, like random things i wanted to post on john dough n stuff idk

At this point im just deleting stuff in my gallary to make more room💀

A book of art, shitposts and other stuff made for an obscure animated cartoon (Possibly did this to promote my new askblog) LINK: https://welcometofairytaleestate.tumblr.com/