Shitpost Stories

Being a Commander is hard work. Balancing his time in the field with his personal life is a delicate balance that Y/N teeters on. Aka, oneshots about bond stories (for the not so plot relevant Nikkes) and outpost encounters because they would take up way too many chapters in the main Nikke book. Also not in any particular order, because fuck timelines.

❝Being teleported to a random underworld realm is definitely NOT on my bingo card. I don't even know you guys! Why am I even here? And you guys are....weird as hell.❞ 𔓘⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆𔓘 In which a definitely not your ordinary girl, Kokoro Tsugumi, suddenly got summoned out of nowhere, finding herself unexpectedly summoned by someone...or something in such a environment of Diabolik Lovers. Why though? Why must she have to suffer through this despite suffering enough already? Filled with annoyance and curiosity, Kokoro has no choice but to play along until the moment is right. After some time, the brothers and the rest of the cast notice how there seems to be more than the surface. Because beneath all of her vibrant exterior, there lies a deeper story, as she seems to keep everyone at a distance, drawing them in with her enigmatic and serene presence towards everyone with an arm's length. They say angels have pink hair---and Kokoro Tsugumi may be one minus the actual hair color, but definitely not the way you may usually think of. Why do you think that is? 𔓘⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆𔓘

In this badly written "creepypasta", I'll be literally writing the first thing that comes to mind. I'm not even going to struggle with making it make sense. Not because I don't care, but because my head is currently full of tasks that proper flow of ideas is difficult. So, to help my ideas flow and confidence grow, I'll make an attempt to just make something first to later perfect it. That means: there's hope for this story; it'll become a better-redacted story someday. Despite my underdeveloped writing skills, I promise you, reader, that NO GENERATIVE A.I. WAS USED FOR THIS STORY. Machines will never be able to replicate my stupidity.

Da book of random yap, rant, vent etc idk

Filled With Either Random Scenarios Of Existing Ones Or Funny Drawings Cuz I Get Obsessed Easily Whenever I Join RPs I Like So I Post Abt It A Lot - Also A Reason To Make Another Book So I Have More Books In This Acc And To Not Seem Annoying In My MB

I've decided that I have to much art piling up and I NEED everyone to see it 61 in Apple✨✨ 83 in my art 420 READS AUGUST 2024 HELLL YEEAH 30 in countryballs

Basically what happens to me in roblox I'll make it a shit story if I find it funny

A Boy with amnesia trying to find his way through life and search for his family. let's hope he'll ever be able to remember them 🚨I DO NOT CLAIM NARUTO OR KNY AS MY OWN THIS IS A FANFIC

Meet Y/n L/n. A 4th year highschool student at Ohio's school for the Demented- Special, school for the special, and an absolute menace to society along with the group of chuckle fucks he calls friends. And finally after a month of back to back to back exams it's finally summer vacation. And as per tradition in Y/n's friend group, summer vacation is primd opportunity to earn some fat cash inform of betting who will have the best, most craziest, most bat shit insane holiday out of everyone. And now it's up to Y/n to decide. Will he come out ontop with craziest summer vacation or will he loss and have to pay $100 loser fee. Or will he walk away with baddest baddies? Find out in "A Vacation To RIVAL Them All"

unfortunately, they did not

Bienvenidos a la GAPIMHAAMERCC, la academia mágica de élite donde todos tienen poderes de Clase S... y el cerebro frito por el internet. Sigue a Ren, un prota genérico que sobrepiensa complots alienígenas con palomas; a Kyno, el delegado maldecido cuyo audífono izquierdo explota por su propio sudor; y al profesor Kuroda, un maestro deprimido que invoca deidades del averno solo para no cargar el borrador del pizarrón porque "debió haber estudiado derecho". Mucho texto, mucho lag y cero cordura. Pasen a perder sus neuronas con la Clase F.

"onions are so fuckin rad" "i hope you choke" bffls talking till 4am; fallin in love n shit

hahahahhahabahhahahahah um play the game <3 book is title yeah :D

"You're telling me your world-shattering psychic power is entirely dependent on a pair of twenty-dollar convenience store headphones?" Ritsu deadpanned. ₊˚ ✧ ━━━━⊱⋆⊰━━━━ ✧ ₊˚ In which, a girl gets tired of a constant ringing in her ears due to her supernatural abilities. She decides to get some help from people with the same fate. Coincidentally, that let her to the front door of the Spirits and Such Consultation office!

ahahaha- so here's some gay random stuff I wrote also danganronpa spoilers for all games

yay a second book cause my other is cringe

these mini-stories are some of my surreal dreams (i have very, very WEIRD dreams), specially about cookie run kingdom. THIS STORY ISN'T GOING TO REPLACE MY OTHER PURELILY FANFIC DW, AND ITS AN UNSERIOUS THING!!

🤌Skibidi toilet Skibidi Skibidi toilet 🤌 🔥🔥TAKIE JEST PRAWO PASCALA. KTO KOPNIE TEN ZAPIERDALA 🔥🔥 GAY 🫵 Pace and good behavior ❌ Memes ans Pierogi ✔️🥟

"I hate you! I'm gonna kill you! Give me $200" Dr Phil demanded. "B-but I don't have any money" Shrek replied nervously. "Well then I guess you'll have to pay with your body" Dr Phil replied.

collective one shots of yutamaki, please don't slander me for my chopped ass writing 🥲🥲