Shitpost Stories

When Y/N woke up today, the last thing he expected was to hop to a post apocalyptic universe full of cyborg women where he would have the title of commander foisted upon him. Really, of all the people to lead a squad of soldiers, you picked the weird magic slingling seventeen year old who just randomly showed up and destroyed a rather large amount of the genocidal robots that forced you all underground barehanded? Okay yeah, putting it that way the decision seems kind of obvious. Ah well. It's not like he had anything better to do. Leading a squad of hot women sounds like a fun time. Running an outpost and filling out requisition forms though...he could do without all of that nonsense. //// "Rapi..." "Commander?" "We'll bang, ok?"

Meet Y/n L/n. A 4th year highschool student at Ohio's school for the Demented- Special, school for the special, and an absolute menace to society along with the group of chuckle fucks he calls friends. And finally after a month of back to back to back exams it's finally summer vacation. And as per tradition in Y/n's friend group, summer vacation is primd opportunity to earn some fat cash inform of betting who will have the best, most craziest, most bat shit insane holiday out of everyone. And now it's up to Y/n to decide. Will he come out ontop with craziest summer vacation or will he loss and have to pay $100 loser fee. Or will he walk away with baddest baddies? Find out in "A Vacation To RIVAL Them All"

Peter Parker got a bunch of girls interested in him, will he survive or will they tear him apart for being a dense idiot? Tune In

Being a Commander is hard work. Balancing his time in the field with his personal life is a delicate balance that Y/N teeters on. Aka, oneshots about bond stories (for the not so plot relevant Nikkes) and outpost encounters because they would take up way too many chapters in the main Nikke book. Also not in any particular order, because fuck timelines.

Eighteen legendary memes have been ripped from their realities by the all-powerful Algorithm! To survive The Great Compression, they must choose a partner, combine their powers and become nine completely unpredictable fusion fighters! Now, inside the Content Arena, ogres, frogs, scientists, chefs, Florida criminals and living embodiments of human suffering will clash in the most important tournament the internet has ever immediately forgotten! Every victory brings them closer to the ultimate prize: immunity from ever becoming cringe! Who will reach the Final Meme? Who will be compressed into irrelevance? And can friendship survive an attack involving eggs, alligators and several major copyright misunderstandings? Find out in- FUSION FIGHTS: THE GREAT COMPRESSION! All memes become one!

Epic : The Musical songs but described shortly. Honestly, it's js satire descriptions. (THIS IS ALSO FOR A 40 DAY CHALLENGE 🥹✌) Extra note : I'm not kidding when I say this is short.. But this is also perfect for when you need to read this in a flash. Basically a speed run of Epic the musical.

What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.

Just random shitposts. I might post some art, maybe a poem or some song lyrics here or there. Maybe just write about feelings and stuff. I hope u like the stuff if not idgaf

I made this because I needed a place to put all the memes and pics on by phone. Clean for the most part. This is contains stuff from Mha, Steven universe, and Friday night funkin' Some of it may have cursing and stuff like that, you can't expect too much from me. None of this stuff is mine unless said otherwise. Credit to the original artists.

I'll add some art and requests

❝Being teleported to a random underworld realm is definitely NOT on my bingo card. I don't even know you guys! Why am I even here? And you guys are....weird as hell.❞ 𔓘⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆𔓘 In which a definitely not your ordinary girl, Kokoro Tsugumi, suddenly got summoned out of nowhere, finding herself unexpectedly summoned by someone...or something in such a environment of Diabolik Lovers. Why though? Why must she have to suffer through this despite suffering enough already? Filled with annoyance and curiosity, Kokoro has no choice but to play along until the moment is right. After some time, the brothers and the rest of the cast notice how there seems to be more than the surface. Because beneath all of her vibrant exterior, there lies a deeper story, as she seems to keep everyone at a distance, drawing them in with her enigmatic and serene presence towards everyone with an arm's length. They say angels have pink hair---and Kokoro Tsugumi may be one minus the actual hair color, but definitely not the way you may usually think of. Why do you think that is? 𔓘⋆⊱༻𖥸༺⊰⋆𔓘

┆ ⤿ 💌 ⌗ Artbook, wersja już nikt nie wie która, wypełniona moim rysunkami Okładka wykonana przeze mnie ꒷꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋ ࣭ ⭑꒷꒦

Weas que hago con monitos esos del nu metal o de musica noze, ayuda

In honor of watching The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act join some of our heroes as they teach us the rights and wrongs of movie etiquette in this spoiler free one shot! (Inspired by Crispy Toast's video)

The title says it all!

Weird little story, im really bad at writing but I wanted to try! So enjoy i hope! This will probably be a short story, and the grammar is gonna be terrible because Ueah.. ; ;

(takes place after "dungeons dungeons and even more dungeons") idk what the fuck I just made I thought of this in just a minute shitpost

UMBRELLA ACADEMY INCORRECT QUOTES literally just the title disclaimer: i don't own any of the characters (wish i did lol) all of the characters belong to netflix

This was just for fun shaddap

"Los opuestos se atraen" suelen decir por ahi, pero... ¿Sera cierto?