Shrekisloveshrekislife Stories

Mice and roach galore...All because you didn't lock your fucking door

pov, your in college and meet the love of your life..

y/n moves into the new village and meets sherk 🥺🥺🥺a sexy green man 😈 this is a joke

A spicy shrek x reader story 😘 You venture into the woods, and find yourself in a naughty swamp. Out of the water comes the sexy, smexy, hot, delicious, flavorful well-seasoned Shrek. What will happen next? Will you find yourself kicked out of the swamp, or tangled up in Shreks bedsheets? Find out in Shrexy!

I'm so sorry

I'm smiling, but inside I'm crying 💔😭🥀 Shrek x reader (It's only the first episode tho, if ur interested why, read this!🥵) This is satire, if you didn't know that already Y/N= your name Oneshot,, Don't think it's an oneshot anymore 😔

18+ / Heartbreaking/ Emotional/ New York Bestseller/ Critically Acclaimed By Times Magazine/ YA Novel/ Children's Coloring Book/ Won Academy Award For Best Art/ Now A Major Motion Picture/ Universal Studios/ Made Leonardo Davinci And Shakespeare Sob Smut starts chapter 5.

So... Artie became king and Shrek had a mental breakdown. But then what? What happened to the teen king, who had his whole life ahead of him? What happened to the Ogre couple? What happened when the pirates showed up? Pirates?! Yes! Pirates. The Pirate Captain is well heard of in far-far away, so when they show up to the castle, Artie can't wait to finally kill them, until he tries. Then he can't.

18+++++😩😫😩😩😩😫😳😩😣😳😫👅👅 One neigh pepper pig was hungry as fuck dat this bitch ate something what did the fucking pig ate? Was it cum or nah? read to Find out....

Once there was a king who had one daughter. She was smart as she was beautiful, so he thought of her as rare and unworthy of any and all of the men in the world's hand in marriage. But since his daughter needed to marry so the bloodline could continue, he had to give her up. In order to find the best suitor for his precious daughter he devised a tournament of skills to find the best match for her. This is that story.

Lots of smut

"listen to your heart, not your head" I am listening to my heart and doing as it says. Handsome Squidward met Shrek at a cat café. it was love at first sight. but a worker there sees the two. he gets jealous and wants to split the two apart... will Shrek and Squidward be able to keep their love-bond strong? or will it be teared; ripped into shreds over jealousy. Read to find out.

shrek really lobs obama 😉😉

Shrek was a normal kawaii school girl. He had a diary, a cat named onion, and a crush. Shrek's crush was on the prince of Duloc, Edward Cullen. So he brakes into the castle and kidnaps Edward and forces him to marry him. What could go wrong?

It was a dark and stormy night, Coraline was bored not being alowed to go outside in the rain. She was so bored that she even thought of going back through the door. she decieded to go in her mom and dad's library. she finds a very old book. "who's shrek?"

Honestly, why am I doing this shit? (Written on my other account too, @KamiyaRyuu)

you are a new girl at far far away high, you meet a boy whose eyes sparkle like the sun and his best friend, but there is one problem... he has a girlfriend! read to find out if you end up with him or not!

THIS IS FULLY SATIRE SO PLEASE DONT HATE OR ASK FOR ANY NSFW THANM YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE DAY RATS

This story is so beautiful. If we look inside each other, we all find one thing in common. Our onion. It may be buried in numerous layers but it still exists.

Shrek feels sad.. but why? he misses his dear friend Armin because he hasnt seen him in months because of corona...