Siri Stories

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The Apple of Eris - Ana has the most advanced AI assistant in school. Santiago will do anything to get it... until Sari, the assistant he left behind, starts settling the score. A short story about AI, popularity, and quiet revenge.

What happens when the Marauders find out that their dear beloved Minnie has a beautiful daughter MALIFACENT MINEVEVRA MCGONAGALL A kind, gorgeous, smart and powerful young which. She can finally go to hogwarts after 4 years. She will finally find out who her father is after 15 years of being in the dark. She will finally unlock her magical powers that can defeat lord voldermort once and for all. MARAUDERS ERA ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO J.K ROWLING. ALL FOREIGN CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME WARNINGS: VERY VERY slow updates I will only begin this story once I am done with my Fred Weasley one. Sorry for all the inconveniences loves <3

|#Primer libro titulado "Oye, Siri"| ¿Que ocurre cuando a un idiota le regalan su primer iPhone? Molestar a la pobre secretaria de este aparato, Siri. ¡Millones de locuras te esperan en este libro! Unas peores que otras, Cristos Balcón, Jevús y Martita, la espuma negra, los palitos azules que están en nuestras muñecas, ¡Y muchas cosas más, así que no te las pierdas! •Todos los derechos reservados. 👈 •NO SE ACEPTAN COPIAS (en caso de adaptación, consultar con la escritora)•👈 💝Creadora de la portada💝: Eli-Esteph101 (muchas gracias linda ^^) 🖤Autora🖤: 🌙⭐️Lunaitis🌙⭐️/ @UnaFan👄🙊

You thought Siri was just an emotionless virtual assistant. You thought wrong. The Siri you know is nothing like how she was in her dark past. In her past she was a little girl who grew up on the streets. Her name wasn't the same either, her birth name is Destony. Read more to find out all about Siri's dark past, you'll never see her the same again.

Feeling sad? Read this book, you might laugh so hard you peed your pants!

questions to ask siri for the best answers.... enjoy✖️

Sydney hadn't lived in the house for long but her phone was now going off answering to the statement of help me. Then, after the mysterious calls out, she sites a ghost in her garden, a ghost girl, who tells her all her deadly secrets that lay upon her. Full of many twists and turns ad gets you thinking of who your friends really are... (Hey guys, I am writing this story for a school project and I just want your say of what you think of it. There is a side of Wren's story but that is in drawing format. Let me know what you guys think!)

Cute Camren oneshot~ No it's not romantic, it's a FRIENDship oneshot. Sorry if you expected otherwise

Hier geef ik mijn verhaal met Siri

In a modern school for magic, formerly called Hogwarts, all sorts of students are called who will one day be great. When a group of young teens receive a letter by owl calling them to Mirator, they find their lives changed forever. Told from multiple viewpoints of various well-known book characters, this is a story that will permanently change your perspective of books. You are guaranteed to, well, if not love it, at least tolerate it. If you haven't read some of the books listed, that's OK. Here's a quick little summary: Sherlock is a show about an antisocial modern-day buttface named Sherlock and his friendly flirty doctor best friend John who solve crimes in London. The books are set in the 1800s and feature a friendly genius and his chubby, stupid mustachioed associate who do the same. This story uses the show version. Eragon is a character in a book series (called the Inheritance Cycle) about a medieval guy who finds a rock which is actually a dragon egg and he rides that dragon and fights with a sword and magic and falls in love with an elf princess who is the coolest elf princess ever. I think you'll find that description quite accurate if you read the books. Despite that, it's a good series. The Doctor, from the show Doctor Who, is really fantastic and I have good reason to wonder why the heck you are reading this book (or even on this website) and haven't watched it yet. It's about a guy who saves universes and occasionally dies. Then it turns out, haha LOL, that he didn't actually die. But he did. But he didn't. You know what-I wasn't prepared to describe Doctor Who. Imma go take a nap. Katniss is a girl from a dystopian fiction series called the Hunger Games trilogy. She lives in a place where she is poor and then she yells, "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!" very loudly. In that way she rescues her sister's life, destroys the corrupt government system and saves the world. This school, however, is before all that happens.

Apple has come to the horrendous plan on spying on society and its customers through the well-known AI assistant, Siri. However, none of their employees were up to the job, but none got laid off in order to keep their ordeals unexposed. Instead, they kidnap various millennials and force them as spies; Dan Howell being one of them.

Read to find out !

"Sorry, I didn't catch that." This is a joke T-T Started 5-12-21

Duh

This book was entirely written by the voice recognition feature on my iPad.