Siri Stories

A small blog that represents my opinion on the music video produced by Netflix India. It's not the video, it's not the music but something else too. Read the blog to know what else is magic in the video.

My dad just enrolled me at St. Lois high. Luckily, that's where my friends were enrolled. Immediately, we made new friends and got to know our teachers. We were told the do's and don'ts but there was one that they made sure was clear: ''DO NOT OPEN THE CRIMSON DOOR IN THE HALLWAY''. Immediately, we all wanted to open it but when we saw how serious they were, we decided against it until we decided to be heroes and save all those in distress, not minding the owner of the place. Ordo ab chao

Cyrelle Elizabeth Custodio is a kind of person who is desperate for love. Well, she's being desprate because she's jealous when her friends are having a relationship. After what happen on her first love - - - - - A classmate of her had a crush on her. That time she is bitter and when he ask her to be his girlfriend she immediately answer YES! She didn't even know what came to her mind when she said yes to him, it is her First Boyfriend for pete's sake! And everytime they had a talk she just ignore him because she is shy, though they always talk on the phone. In their first monthsary, Cyrelle is happy because this is the first time dating with him. But her boyfriend break up with him. After a year, Cyrelle realize that she's the one who break up with him.

Alexa was your average UwU girl. She was 4'9 and was carrying a GYAT with her. Any guy would want to be with her. But she doesn't want any of them. She has her eye on one man and on man only. 6'7 Typical Jock Siri. He was the one she wanted. She was the one He wanted. Unfortunely, a friend might get in the way.

I like to have small talk with Siri and they can say some funny things. Here is some of the things that have made me laugh.

Siri is funny sometimes

"Before you make any decisions, text me first," "You love your phone that much, I'm done with you," Her phone dings. A TEXT! She checks it. It says: We're Over.

COME ALL COME ALL TO ASK SIRI THAT THINGS SIRI SAYS COME TO LAUGH OFF YOUR BUTT

❝sometimes you don't need words to express love. only a pen and paper. sometimes you don't need ears to understand love. only eyes and a heart.❞

When you're bored and you have your iphone/ipod/ipad/Apple device with you, ask Siri these weird things, ad get hilarious answers!

This is all fictional, places may be inspired of real places in Australia. characters are completely fictional, even Matthew which is my username "imnotmatthew" Who are you? Who am I? Why is it so cold? He was looking around in the pitch black room, saw nothing, but he heard weird sounds, scratching, crawling. He was scared, but he started to laugh. This might be your fault but I will show you what I am able of.

Again I know I should be updating more of my stories, trust me. There are being worked on with my friends who know about the subject. I would like to thank, Google, Tumblr, & games/people/anime for dis story~!

What would happen if AI created another, better version of AI? How would he-- it?-- perceive existence?

This was a friends idea so this is why i wrote this

Beautiful

When a girl starts talking to Siri, she finds herself growing more attached to this "new" version of Siri by every second.

Rose Summers does NOT live a normal life. In a world where books become dragons, chalk drawings become people, and it rains green gumballs you don't often find normality. It's not like Rose goes looking for the odd thing, more like the odd thing goes looking for her. She might have the patience to sit and turn sour lemons into sweet lemonade, but limes don't necessarily need to make limeade. Can a sprinkler be a hurricane? Can an umbrella be a witch's ride? Can a door become a magic portal? And is a key always for a garage? Where exactly does Rose live; reality or fantasy? And can she save the one person who understands her world? Join this little, adorable, imaginative, seven-year-old on the dramatic adventures of her life.

Just a selection of the times Siri has been funny XD No longer being updated with new ones! Just old ones being republished. *Some of these may be no longer repeatable due to updates and general luck. I promise you these are all 100% legit though* #3 for #siri 24/12/18