Smallishbeans Stories

A silly little group chat series! And they are all fruity as fuck

some short oneshots to make your day better (i hope). mostly hermitcraft and life series probably. title from we'll never have sex by leith ross

~ "Nobody has been a yellow life for 11 years, 4 months and 27 days" "Yes, but we've been close, Grian" ~ 11 years ago, the players banded together and agreed to refuse to delight the Watchers with a show. They decided on peace over fighting, and the Watchers weren't happy. They decided upon a new form of torture: attachment. Time still ticked down for them, so the Watchers thought it would be interesting to send them something they'd never watch grow up: a child. They loved their new children dearly, but knew they couldn't be there with them for most of their lives. Until Grian discovered that the children had infinite time, but only one life. He found a way to get his child to send him time so he could live longer. He shared this with the other players, and they've been almost immortal ever since. The only catch was they couldn't take too much time off of their children without them getting close to death. Grian became a Timekeeper, and all the other players began working to raise their kids and make a new civilisation, a new way of life. Luckily, the Watchers were still entertained. The rest of the players? They won't be entertained much longer.

The title! Will be updated every day at 12:00 est (Art is NOT mine) FIRST PART IS ON MY PROFILE!!

I wanted to write a future of Empires that ended well. This is my first story here and I'd love any and all comments. It is not pre written so the uploads will be far apart. Thank you.

Martyn is a young, free spirited pirate on one of the biggest pirate ships in the world. His captain has heard the rumors of a siren living on the Coral Isles. Scott just so happens to be that siren... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is 100% inspired by Things can't become normal again... by @K_lay_K. From that story, I went down the Scott X Martyn limited life hole. (Not rabbit hole. There wasn't enough to be a rabbit hole) I hope you enjoy!!

Hotguy is Hermit City's newest hero, and everyone seems to love him. Well, almost everyone. Grian can't stand the city's newest "personal military member". When his younger brother almost gets killed just for being an avian, maybe those Dogwarts "Terrorist" don't look so bad... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I really tried to make this description/title decent, but I don't think it worked. And let's not even talk about the cover... This is gonna be book 1 in this AU. Enjoy!

"You guys aren't going to budge on this, are you? You- you don't even have a proper boat, there's none of the cannons or anything. Contrary to what seems to be popular belief, it's hard breaking laws after so many years of running a benevolent kingdom. You guys know about where the empires are, and free trade agreements, and the structural integrity of certain buildings, not whatever it is you're planning." "So what?" Joel said, seemingly taking on the brunt of this debate. "We can, I dunno, steal treasure from the abandoned empires. We know where all their stuff is anyway, so hah, take that-" There was a pause. A realization shared among all three in the conversation, if you will. Not quite a lull, per se-this is something that would be marked in a script, that would be etched into history, that would seal their fates in aptly said teasing words. "Joel," began Lizzie, "Did you just come up with a near-flawless plan to become pirates?" He seemed to consider this. Looked to Jimmy, offered him a shit-eating grin. "Sorry, lad. I think you just led us right to a solution." - OR; Joel & Lizzie decide that they're best suited for a life at sea. An old friend from years past (it's only been a month or two) makes a treacherous deal with forces he doesn't understand. From their graves, ghosts of past empires arise. When present grudges and future feuds stir the pot, will our valiant heroes make it out alive? Oh, and also... there are hot women. Lots of them. Trust me. - hi all! this is essentially a sequel to High Tide, another book I have in my library- this is set to be a bit more epic though, I have a notebook's worth of planning! if you've not read it, this will make very little sense. still, welcome!

When Cupquake, (ihascupquake) Lizzie, (LDShadowLady) and Stacy (stacyplays) suddenly are pulled from their existing Minecraft worlds into Aphmau's world of Minecraft Diaries, it is a new adventure for the three young players. Each now have gained an existing power they never knew they had. Cupquake can transform into her Enchanted Oasis form, giving her the ability to control nature and heal others. Stacy can grow angelic light blue wings and and can also able to read to see glimpses of the future. Lizzie can merge into shadows such as her alias, and create herself dark tools to her aid. Aphmau is unsure of the three new strangers and neither are the rest of Phoenix Drop. When strange things begin occurring, and all seemed to be tied to the new trio, Aphmau finds herself in a sticky situation with a new enemy rising... ---------------- I do not own any of Aphmau's characters, nor do I own anyone. No OC's this time except for the evil guy....well...he's not really an OC... :3. If your not into this kinda fanfic, don't bother. I tend to try crossovers I have never seen before on Wattpad or on the Internet at all. I edited a thumbnail as my cover and made the rest. :3 Do you like my cover?

I feel like when people look at the royals, they think that we have it good. We're rich, have a lot of power, and can do basically anything we want! Well...that's partly true. The one thing we don't have is freedom. Ever since I was born, my future has been set in stone. I was basically guaranteed the role as king, even if I didn't want it. And trust me when I tell you, I did not want it. ~•~ Joel has always been a rebellious kid. His parents were strict and gave him lessons upon lessons of how to be a proper prince and what fork to use when eating a meal, but none of it really sinked into Joel's mind. And that's mostly because he wanted to do his own thing and learn how to be a knight. What's the fun in being all fancy everyday when you can fight? But Joel's rebellious behavior suddenly met its match when he was told that he would have to marry someone in order to be allies with their kingdom so then they wouldn't be caught up in a potential war. ~ (Cover art is not mine) This work belongs to me, @Seth189. I reserve the rights to this work and please do not repost it. It takes me a long time to come up with this stuff and it would be better to write your own work!! I do not post on Ao3 or any other site, if you see my work on there please let me know so I can handle it, thank you.

Just a bunch of random oneshots from hermitcraft, empires or the life series ranging from cringe confession fics to random angst. -- There WILL be shipping without a doubt but they are the minesonas not the real people, I take requests but keep in mind I don't watch every hermit/empires person. Swearing _____ All number 1 Rankings! #1 in #docm77 //28/2/23// #1 in #bdoubleo100 //10/4/23// #1 in #mythicalsausage //16/1/23/

Lizzie (LDShadowLady) and Joel (SmallishBeans) moved into a Boarding School as batchmates. They had always liked each other, but they never confessed their feelings. Until one day, they came together and their lives were never the same.

What happened after 3rd life? Empires, but what happens after Scott's final? Well Despair has overtaken the server, Joey no longer has an empire, the ocean was drying out, Joel's mega base has a slanted roof -though mostly, the kingdom of Mezalia survived the most- and Rivendell, has fallen. However what shook everyone the most, Scott died. And out of everyone, Jimmy was impacted the most, having his husband die on him. His mind in constant self-blame and him in an unstable state. All he longs for is a certain cyan haired elf who he adores so much. Will he get his prayers answered? or will he be forever alone and him blaming himself. ___________________________________________________________________________________ -Slow updates -mentions of death -flower husbands -angst -happy ending for Jimmy and Scott. -mentions of salmon😰😰😰😰😰 ----------------------------------------------- COMPLETED: 23/06/22

"My dreams keep digging up the bones of memories Discarded remnants of former times" - Ancient History, The Crane Wives --- Once upon a time, there was an Emperor. His name was Pixl Riffs, and though he was an Emperor, his main focus was archaeology. He dug up bones and dated spearheads and spent long hours in the library, researching. And then that all began to change, thanks to a pottery shard and a dream. And then it all continued to change, thanks to multiple mysterious artifacts and a new Emperor and many, many more dreams. And then corruption began to spread, and everything was doomed. (Right?) --- Or, Pix's dreams are visions of a different world, everything looks doomed until it doesn't, our favorite archaeologist takes a liking to a certain bard, star-studded darkness rises to the surface, groudbreaking discoveries are made, insanity sets in, and the past and present are more connected than you'd think.

[DISCONTINUED] Hey! Just a heads up, I wrote this when I was like 12. My grasp of the English language back then was awful, and my writing was even worse. This is pretty rough. -[13/04/2025] Every new generation, each emperor must sacrifice their oldest child to The Empire Games. A gameshow where the unlucky contestants must fight to the death, 12 go in, 1 comes out. |I do not own any of the characters mentioned in the story, they all belong to the members of the Empires SMP| (This is Lizzie's POV)

Wings Of Fire x Hermitcraft (and a few lifers!) crossover. Ten dragon riders rule the skies. They fly with NightWings born beneath silver moons, RainWings bright as living flame, SkyWings forged in fire, IceWings carved from frost, SeaWings shaped by the deep, and hybrids that should not exist at all. Bound by loyalty, love, and ancient magic, each rider believes they understand the world they protect. Below them, five scavengers walk the ground. They come from walled cities, quiet villages, deserts of sacrifice, forest edges, and salt-stung shores - each running from something they were never meant to survive. They were never chosen to ride. Never meant to matter. But fate does not care about intention. As moons rise and secrets stir, the paths of riders and scavengers begin to cross. Bonds are tested. Magic awakens. And the line between those who fly and those who walk starts to blur. This is a story of dragons and riders, found family and freedom - and what happens when fate reaches for those who were never meant to have wings. Art by me! Really proud of it

"If I can't have you..." Love is fragile. One wrong move and it shatters. Everyone has a someone that they would give the world for. Even the Empires Rulers. They've decided to leave the safety of their kingdoms' borders and discover a way to defeat Xornoth and his blood-red corruption. They decide to look through an Ancient Elven Library, and everything seems to run smoothly. But when the two groups split to embark on dragon-back for the journey back home, chaos ensues. - Art by Flowers of Laurelin -

A Scarian centered Circus AU with bits of Jizzie, Gemtho and Ranchers! It may but terrible but at least it wasn't written by AI!! :)

Scott and Xornoth move into a new town, and meet a bunch of interesting people. However, something seems to be following them... ~~~~~~~~ Sorry the description/cover is kinda trash. Its my first story, so please be nice!

(Cover art is mine) An Empires SMP fanfiction ---- 'This has been a wonderful journey.' 'Is it gone yet, dad? Or is it still out there, coming for us?' 'I don't know Gem....something just doesn't feel right.' 'Something's happening. We're not safe here.' 'History is returning in full. And that's worrying.' 'Overgrown, what can I do? It seems as though the world is falling apart before my very eyes!' 'Shadow! He's here! He's coming for me! He destroyed my home and he's after me now!' 'Why is everyone so frantic? Am I missing something?' 'I don't know what's happening Lizzie! The ponds are running dry!' 'This is great! Just great! We'll hold it at the Church of the Blood Sheep. Is that okay?' 'This will be the best experiment yet! I know it!' 'You shall pay for the sins you have committed! Come at me, puny weaklings!' 'Exor shall be proud of me for what I've done! At least, I hope.... You shall be the pawns of his game.' ---- The empires are peaceful. The skies are clear. Relationships blossom like flowers on a summer's day. But not for long. A corruption spreads like wildfire across the land of the empires, and no one is safe from it's grasp as it captures and destroys everything in it's path. Every so often, the shadow or silhouette of a horned man appears, frightening children and adults alike. What legends is it part of? Meanwhile, across the empires themselves, the sweet flower of affection raises her petals to the sky as sibling love, romance and parental adoration spreads around the lands. But will these affections harbour tyranny? Or will they halt fear and treachery in their paths? With this new turn of events, the emperors can't tell who to trust. Anyone could be a traitor: A close friend, sibling, lover- and everyone is on edge. Will they be able to find the turncoats among them? Or will everything they've worked for be lost to time?