Smartass Stories

i swear. so warning.

Trevor is your average rich jerk and smart-ass. But everything changes when he gets caught up in an experimental and extraterrestrial government experiment and gets a conscience.

Collections of funny and inspirational quotes from unknown and famous people in the in the internet. Sometimes I do my own. Hope this book will inspire you as it did to me.:)

2008. That was the year it all came crashing down. Angeline "Angel" Davis Lockwood was in a fatal car crash that year. Of course, the fatal part wasn't aimed at her. No, her longtime boyfriend, Drew Micina Iris was the one that died in the crash, leaving Angel alone. 2 years later, she still isn't over it but soon finds her self trying to stay faithful to Drew but falling for the new guy, Mattew.

It's in the fine print.... Feel free to ask for a quote

BBC Sherlock fanfiction - Sherlock Holmes, mastermind and consulting detective solved crimes with his one and only friend John Watson. But how will his life change after John is pushed into family life with an assassin as a wife?

Previously: His Ice Queen. Maria Valentino, is a 21 year old college student, who is attending Elite University, the world's best University for the youth of the worlds politicians. At young age Maria's parents, Marcus and Aria Valentino, Italian lawyers, die of the misfortune of being in Manhattan, during the fall of the twin towers, leaving poor Maria to be raised by their house keeper. Growing up cold and blunt, Maria never had encountered the gift of a friend, and focused on her studies, leading Maria to graduate with a 4.0 GPA in high school, at the tender age of 13. Now 21 Maria has already graduated college multiple times with Master's degrees in all fields, and is working to finish her Law degree, in honor of her parents with no distractions, but what happens when a certain young man joins her college and irritates her every chance he gets. Vincent De Angelo, is the worlds youngest and most successful billionaire. Unlike Maria, Vincent's parents are alive and love their boy despite his cold and challenging demeanor. As a child Vincent was always ahead of the game, extremely intelligent, causing him to continue his education at a faster pace online. When the government ask for his diploma and Vincent shows the online copy, the government demands he goes to Elite University and graduates with a "real" diploma. Although cross with the idea of going through college again, Vincent finds himself falling for his student guide, finding her intriguing, and makes a vow he will make Maria Valentino, Maria De Angelo. Will she accomplish her goal? Will he accomplish his? Can he claim HIS ICE QUEEN? Or are her walls built too high? Warning! Mature themes and strong languages! Do not report or copy! Not Fantasy ---@snakesam11

Lost World is about a girl named Arabella who had a perfectly dysfunctional life, she didn't have perfect grades, she didn't have all the boys, her parents had a failed marriage, and her life is going to shit. To escape all her problems, she hangs out with her best friends Michael, Annie, Jack, and Isabella. After doing graffiti on an abandoned school and the cops find out, everyone bolts, but Isabella is left behind. The clique tries to find their lost friend and uncover huge secrets about their small town.

Ignore the very aesthetic photo of me and my friend. Anyways as it says it says in the title it's basically just stuff that goes down in a secondry school so enjoy :)

Smartass remarks are all in this book. Read if you dare.

Lucy is an average teen...... Oh, wait, she isn't an 'average' teen! Her mind isn't like others and she always wants to hurt someone.........

When 17 year old Samantha Williams is torn form her normal life into a world of magic and mystery.

In order to atone for the wrong she had done, Renatta swore that her best friend and soulmate will die by her hands. For ten years she hunted her, and lived a life of loneliness and detachment to punish herself. What she did not expect was getting involved with a group of demon hunters and having her life plagued by creatures and not-so-ordinary people who didn't understand the concept of 'personal boundaries'.

"She was terrified of getting close to anyone, so she pushed them all away." Some people in this world crave attention. They need it like they need oxygen. Then there are the people like Willow Parker. Loner. Anti-social. Nerd. Unwanted loser. Girl that sits at the back of the class. She could care less about social standards, though. In fact, she is too busy hiding an ugly secret. Then when things can't possibly get any worse, she is forced to tutor the schools bad boy, Damon Hemsworth. Will Willow fall for his charm? Or will she end up breaking even more?

Meet Chloe West: She is a regular 17 year old that loves to read, is smart, and can be one of the quietest people you will ever meet, that is until you get to know her or get on her bad side. If you insult her or anyone who she feels is being treated unfairly she will attack you with her smartass comments and her comebacks. Don't think that because she is quiet she will let everything just go. Meet Axel Brooks: He is an annoying popular badass player that every girl at school has a crush on. Everyone thinks he is unbreakable but not many people know the real him. He doesn't open up easily. He has had a really hard life and he might need someone to help him open up. When Chloe moves across the country to Chicago she meets Axel. He keeps on playing all badass with her and she keeps on playing all smartass with him. Will they become friends or something more? Or, will Axel be killed by Chloe's smartass comments? Sorry, I suck at descriptions and this is my first book on wattpad. Please just give the book a try and I promise it will be a lot better than the description. Hope you enjoy this story. :)

The others walk whilst Amber races Vivan to the top of the mountain, skies as dark as midnight blinded our eyes as we look up. Did they win? did they lose? what happened? Vivan wakes Amber up as they see they were in a cave with the others, looking at the M'yriad Crystal...they had....

Welcome to Clarion High wherein all the daughters and sons of the wealthiest families send their children here to study. You'll find the playboy, playgirl, cheerleader and the likes. But you'll never find a nerd here. Wrong. There's a nerd studying there and not wasting her parents money on her studies. Now all of you are wondering: "Why study, when you're gonna take over your parents business when you grow up?" Nice question, buddy, but here's her reply: "I study because I need knowledge too on the field of my parents' job. We may be wealthy but I'm the heiress of my family's business. I need to study, maybe some of the lessons are useful, so I could enhance and expand my future business." She's a smart-ass, a 'nerd' as called by her classmates, she gets bullied everyday for they say she ain't beautiful and other craps. But let me tell you this: What's beauty without brains?

⚠WARNING⚠ Lots of Gore and blood ANYWAYS, THUS IS MY FIRST BOOK! SO ENJOY READING! 😊😉 -%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%- THis is about a girl, not just any girl but mafia daughter. Her name is (y/n) (l/n), a sweet, smartass and badass girl. But be carefull of her, shes so dangerous kind of? girl, who is happy-go-luck girl. And this is Levi Ackerman, the hotest and awsome boy in the campus. The leader of the basketball, a leader of the hotest boy in school. A stotic man and a stone hearted kid. What will happen when they met? Will his heart will warm for her? Will he love her back? Will he accept her? Read to find out!!! 😉 Happy Reading!!! 😜 AUTHOR-CHAN OUT! 😜😊👌

one school one girl second school one girl, one dog third school one girl one boy and a million memories....and a youtube channel. .....I tried (sounds cheesy but trust me....it's good.......flying turtle unicorns)

Welcome to Zodiac Fun! Or at least what I see it Are you a Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, or a Pisces? Then maybe check this out. This contains: Cussing, Violence, gay or lesbianism, insults and bad Stufz... If you don't like these things then, feel free to get this of your sight. These are also secondary versions of these zodiacs, just in case you don't agree with the main personalities like Virgo being gay, Taurus looks like a girl or Aquarius hating Scorpio... I'm using the secondaries' real names. I'm a Scorpio girl BUT, I know I am totally waaaaaaaay too worse than these Scorpios there better... I guess cause I know, I know I'm a nerd. BE YOURSELF, LOVE YOURSELF, EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT FRIENDS!