Smartass Stories

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE PHOTO Wow, I got hit by truck-kun what chances of me getting hit? Now a goddess gave me another chances to live (a/n I'm so original....) as a mob character in a otome game. But why do the male leads follow me around and the villain harassing me now?!?! My looks are plain and my personality isn't great but, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?!?

Emris a girl with black hair and blonde on the inside of her hair and green eyes..her attitude attracts a guy..not a normal guy. But ℎ𝑖𝑚

Clary has a secret. A BIG secret. And now she is being forced to marry a man she hates, Jace Wayland. What will happen when the past crashes with her future? And what will happen when Clary tries to run from her problems?

Just as Leylah and I are about to get out of the pool Usher’s ‘Scream’ stars playing and we both freeze. Dropping all our things on the floor we start dancing like there's no tomorrow. Im pretty sure if someone saw us they’d think we’re stripers or something. This is our jam! Halfway through the song while we’re still dancing we hear somebody clear their throat causing both of us to freeze. We turn around and not only are we faced with my parents but another couple and an incredibly good looking guy. “Well that was quiet a show”

Collections of funny and inspirational quotes from unknown and famous people in the in the internet. Sometimes I do my own. Hope this book will inspire you as it did to me.:)

These two collide in their own worlds and have their heads stuck in their own game. As Joanna and Xavier meet and their focuses are broken watch their ambitions come down to a crashing halt and their realisations of what's to come next is not what they had in mind at all.

How little Timmy did it

"Nice eyes,I wonder what you've gotten hidden under that" He said with a wink. Zahrah and her family just relocated. She finds love,fun and turns out to be a pinch like her brother. What happens when she's told that her marriage will be arranged with one of her father's friend's son when she's already in love? She could end up being disowned for what she'll do. At least she didn't attempt to burn down Walmart but still waters run deep. ----------------------------------------------- Please read my story,it's the first one I've published,it's not complete yet but I believe you'll love it. Support it please. Thank you xx

Walter O'Brien X Alice Moon (oc) Alice has an IQ of 177 she's good with computers and a human Lie Detector as well as been able to speak fluent Latin, and knows how to fight. even though she can spot a liar from a mile away she's an excellent liar even Toby can't read her. She's tough, strong and not afraid of anything well almost anything. what happens when she meets Walter and the reast of the crew? ⚠️⚠️Warning there will be lots of stuff that could make you uncomfortable⚠️⚠️ smut warning

Most people claim to know the country they live in better than the person sitting next to them. It may or may not be true. But there is one thing i can promise you and that is you will learn about the U.S and know more about it than possibly you teachers and that is a fact! Join me as we travel back in time a learn about the U.S and what makes it what it is today!!

'Cheyenne is cute and smart. She has a big heart, big Ass and a big body. In short sobrang taba ni Cheyenne. Lantaran siya kung tuksuhin ng mga kaklasi from Pre-school to college. Nothing changed except the school that she went to. "Tyron" gwapo, mayaman at habulin ng mga kababaihan. Kaklasi, kapit-bahay, kalaro since grade school, at tagapagtanggol kay Cheyenne.They are best of friends.

There is our world now. And our world in the future. After 2054 it's theirs. Celebrities are gods....

Luna, the future empress of the empire of Eboracum, a mystical land, the land where magic dangles in the shadows, where mages hide behind there humanistic identity, is about to start a journey.

They say I am a beast. A half-breed. I am Sylvia Vermillion and I must escape. If I were not The Last Princess, I would be dead. Only my brothers and I survived. We are the last of the Vermillion family. But my half-brother, Ryan, uses me, my power. I am half witch; half werewolf and I must escape before Ryan's reign destroys our land. But my escape comes with a high price. I control the North. The Wild Lands, I am Raymund Seaxe. A child of magic and moon snuck out with my men. Now I have the Council of The North banging on my door. For her foolish actions might just destroy our way of life. But she is invaluable and saved my life, so what can I do but protect her? But her power, her pain and her secrets will change the face of the world. To say I was born in blood would be an understatement... To say I was crowned in blood, laughable. I am Emperor Ryan Vermillion, and to protect my people I have sold my soul. If only those pesky rebels and my sister could see that.

Katalia Niner, infamous assassin, is locked up in Runderheim Encapment No. 12 with only her guard Nikolas. As they grow closer, secrets pull them apart and betrayal strikes. When she is offered freedom in the for of Championship, she takes it but at what cost? Her freedom of course. However, Katalia has a dark past and powerful secret she must hide for fear that she and everyone around her will be killed. Secrets unravel, swords and drawn and blood will pave the streets. Above all Katalia knows she must: 1. Stay hidden. 2. Win the Championship. 3. Run from her past. 4. Be the best badass she can be. One thing is for sure, the Kingdom of Halberon will never be the same.

HAHA! This will be the funniest jokes you ever read! And if I miss some, remind me in the comments, and remember VOTE VOTE VOTE

Ally has been the top student from 1st grade on. Now in her 11th grade advanced courses she has to tutor the school jock Dean Winchester.

Luna Smith, one of smartest in the whole school, was a loner and very talented. although, her loneliness changed when she met Sebastian Hagomu. will this kind hearted boy be able to change the way of her life?

based in the world of Black butler my OC whos more cat then human lets loose and shows the world what she can do. "when you have extraordinary mind powers leaning new languages and to play every instrument I like is a piece of cake, but when things get tough I won't hesitate to fight back, snuffing out a life is easy when you have super strength of speed or when you can literally do anything you can think of"