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☕︎ This is a dadzawa fic ☕︎ As usual: Izuku is my main victim ☕︎ In this AU, Izuku was born with One for all and actually was a late bloomer ☕︎ The storyline is him at the age of 12 (starting at that point) ☕︎ I do not own My hero academia or any of the cover pages: Rights on the art go to the artist and rights of the characters go to the owner of MHA ☕︎ Hope you enjoy!

jesseloves rubuen. if im not online its probably because of my stupid ass ipad. im so sorry. but im scared i wont get back on it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i feel like crying

:) exactly what the title says *Eye twitch*

If you come into this with minus high expectations, I'm pretty sure you'd end up preeeettttyyy impressed. I'm sorry for whoever is reading this and yet am writing this whilst laughing. I'm shoving a bunch of cliches into this because this is wattpad. Oh yeah an actual description. Eiry and Chaz are on the Wildcats soccer team and Advanced is a cheerleader, whilst Chloe is a striker for Cougars soccer team. ooooo will their paths collide? ooooo what is to unfold in this high school AU ooooooooooo oo oo oo oo o oo o very mysterious more mysterious words ALSO THIS IS A JOKE IF YOU COULDN'T ALREADY TELL

This is a book for me to just rent... You don't have to read it it's useless... It's just me and my broken life...

Crankdatfrank and Colby broke, after filmin that video with jesyee have new feelings for eavhother. (Please take none of this seriously I'm making this because in the video Jessie said we should all make frolby fan fiction. So I'm here to try and make the cringest thing possible. I'M SACRIFICING MY DIGNITY FOR JESSIE WOOPDEDOPDE)

*reads title* actually theres also some homeless untitled oneshots here too so if you wanna read those idk, i dont have much time for writing actual oneshots so now we have this all lowercase stuffs is intentional theres probably some swearing in this too playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7uL8pKbrLHwctLsaQ2ClqC

if you want to be traumatized, click read :}

so I have no followers except for yuting and she wanted me to post something so here ya go yuting the cringiest book in all of eternity btw can I like claim copyright for this?? idk

help me my friend force- asked me to do this, dear lord help me and she doest hv wattpad so- HELLO I AM THE FRIEND HEHEHE and basically this is abt Nico di Angelo 'n' stuff. basically he kills all of camp half blood (including will lmao stupid lil sun bitch) and then he finds Chiron and stabs him seventeen times, kebabs him and slow cooks him and then eats him :))) EHEM have a nice day <3 -The friend OH MY ZEUS SHE TOOK MY COMPUTER HELP ME-

Hi guys! This is my first story, so no hate plz! :3 I want to write more and my mom is getting on my back a lot, so decided to write this.

two of my friends and i's trumpet children as human children!

Dear Mr. F. E. Faulker, We would like to extend an invention to join Ackmuns School for Magical Misfits. ASMM was created as a safe learning environment for magical children with peculiar lineage. The schools founder was a hybrid himself, and strived to create a school for children with his differences. We offer many standard courses and extracurricular activities. Supplies and other information can be found on the page attached. We hope to see you in September. Sincerely, Mr. Cedar Elloweer Please note that for the safety of other students, it is mandatory to keep claws, talons, and horns filed. No biting or maiming of any kind is allowed. A/N This story is a Harry Potter fanfiction, of sorts... It it set in the same universe, but after that, nothing is really the same, nor is it based on Harry Potter at all. You'll just have to see, it's kind of hard to explain.

Welcome to the third book of the Food Fantasy on Crack series. This will include: - Ships - Swearing - Potentially offensive humor? - Some parts aren't even memes/vines/jokes, some parts are me rambling about current events in the game :/ - Headcanons - AU ideas of mine - OCs of mine - Some bulls-- *gets shot*

This is based on a dream I had but I decided to spice it up :) don't ask what I took to have some dream like that. I think the key is to go to bed at 3 AM after having a breakdown in the bathroom. That's all thank you. Twitter: lucidpidge

A bunch of weird and bad drawings