Someonestopme Stories

This is literally where I rant about whatever the fuck is happening at that time (someone stop me)

Just names I potentially want for my child lol

Chloe Dwyer lives her life with sarcastic quips, punny sweatshirts, and an eternally pessimistic attitude. Her parents are too busy for her, she's hopelessly in love with her best friend, and a new boy next door is irritatingly gorgeous. But, when life takes a turn and she begins to fall, who will catch her? *** "You're really freaking annoying!" "Yeah! We'll so are you!" "Woah, Dwyer. Words hurt!" "Douchebag" "Snob" "Loser" "Dweeb" "I love you" "Dork...What?!"

I mean I think the title explains just about everything but if I must, random thoughts I have and some ideas I gotta jot down. Happy? :)

Jesus wishes my mum had an abortion

This is my life. Its really messed up as you will come to see here very soon if you decide to read. Everything in this book is true and actually happened that's why I am calling it "True Story". I guess the only things I am going to change are names. Except mine. I guess that is because I don't care what people think of me anymore I feel like I am finally comfortable with myself and it feels really good that is why I will go through with his I guess just enjoy. I don't even know where to start with telling you what is in here I guess it will kind of be a diary and some people describe themselves when they do this type of thing like "Oh look at me I'm so awkward I said 'You too' when the waiter told me to enjoy my food hehe oh no" but I think that's boring and stupid. None of that crap is interesting to me, I will start off with warnings I guess 'Trigger warnings' and 'Cussing warnings' and and 'I am being stupid warnings' maybe even some 'HOLY SHIT WHY THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT warnings' too. I will admit I am really dumb when it comes to making life decisions sometimes. Well then look at me I kinda did what I said I hated. Oh well I guess I will get to the book so I am not here all day.

If you loved 101 things that drive me insane, you'll get a kick out of this (or maybe just kick me, but that's besides the point, just fucking read it)

What it says on the tin, my friends. If you're triggered or squicked out by: Gore, Blood, Body Horror, or any sort of violence, avoid this thing like the plague, don't make yourself go through this.

for all your glittering aquamarine orbs to enjoy. Mean Girls x KOTLC. I have never seen Mean Girls. It has been YEARS since I've read a Keeper book, and there's at least two that I haven't read at all. I do not remember hardly anything, I did not look anything up. Chaos ensued. thanks roommate for giving me this brilliant idea XD Trigger warning!! Story features a Strong Indpent MAn 🤪

Hi I'm Zillow. And I'm obsessed with a lot of things. From Markiplier to Supernatural to Dodie Clark, there is no end. This is my documentary of my life.

I didn't know what to do for a cover, so heres some icecream drowning in toppings. It's Drarry themed. Or KatuDeku. Take your pick.

(Probably gonna turn out to be really shitty) Michael Mell and Jeremy Heere were inseparable until Jeremy decided to get this 'awesome' thing called a "Squip" which completely fucked up Michael's life. Jeremy did everything his Squip said, along with the peers and his "Friends" Michael's life will never be the same becaise of that Squip. Main reason, because Michael is Jeremy's FAVORITE punching bag in the whole school. But... Jeremy will never understand how fucked up Michael's life is... He likes the Bully of his..

*This was basically a mashup of all the unfinished stories I have. It'll probably be boring and I'll delete it later, but hey, feel free to stick around while it last.* Leo is a teenage boy who was born mute and went blind shortly after turning three. His life has always been a bit difficult than most, but he manages to get around. He has very supportive friends and family that keep him going. It's a perfect life until he is informed that they are moving. Jason has also struggled in fitting in. That's all he's ever strived for, however, his father is doing everything to prevent that from happening. He just wants to run. The constant abuse has become too much, and when you are constantly getting replaced by your fathers' sluts, it hurts. Kai has lived the perfect life up until his parents died in a car crash. He hasn't been the same, doesn't enjoy the things he used to. So when he meets a man at the job fair who is willing to give him everything, he doesn't object. 3 lives, the worlds, and the hardships and consequences that follow each. What will happen when these three worlds collide? Read to find out :) I hope it'll turn out as good as I have it planned in my head.

A collection of the inevitable scrutiny that is everyday life ... as seen in poems.

I'm bored out of my mind so here are some weirdass y/n shots.

Updates only when I'm bored out of my mind

This crap was based on a sausage induced dream. Anyway, this may or may not be totally hilarious, since i AM an incredibly hilarious piece of garbage,....... Sooo... Yeah

The requests are closed and this book might be discontinued due to my lack of motivation --☆--♡--☆--♡--☆-- #1 ranks: #1 in someonestopme ( 4/11/23 ) #1 in Pizzahead ( 4/18/23 ) #1 in Fake Peppino ( 4/21/23 ) #1 in The Noise ( 4/22/23 ) #1 in Noise ( 5/5/23 ) #1 in The Vigilant ( 5/5/23 )