Someonestopme Stories

What it says (covers mine) i got this idea from a really weird dream. if you don't like it, pls just don't read it. Language, multiple spelling errors, cringy and possible explicit content. no arguing in the comments

Jesus wishes my mum had an abortion

Inspired by The Kid At The Back... Theres like a million characters to this story and i havent even started the real story planning yet gng

What it says on the tin, my friends. If you're triggered or squicked out by: Gore, Blood, Body Horror, or any sort of violence, avoid this thing like the plague, don't make yourself go through this.

Look what I came up with! Anyway, just one-shots that connect together. Not like a fanfiction, just one-shots that connect together. PS, characters belong to the Huss.

This is the life of a dog that contributes to his emotions and his owner. And how he is loyal for a very long time. But will his contribute be in vain? Find out little Reader~Chan.

This crap was based on a sausage induced dream. Anyway, this may or may not be totally hilarious, since i AM an incredibly hilarious piece of garbage,....... Sooo... Yeah

"I fucking can't-" ... In which... I scream about my Kpop groups and you read it.

I mean I think the title explains just about everything but if I must, random thoughts I have and some ideas I gotta jot down. Happy? :)

Chloe Dwyer lives her life with sarcastic quips, punny sweatshirts, and an eternally pessimistic attitude. Her parents are too busy for her, she's hopelessly in love with her best friend, and a new boy next door is irritatingly gorgeous. But, when life takes a turn and she begins to fall, who will catch her? *** "You're really freaking annoying!" "Yeah! We'll so are you!" "Woah, Dwyer. Words hurt!" "Douchebag" "Snob" "Loser" "Dweeb" "I love you" "Dork...What?!"

Hi I'm a loser who likes space and draws sometimes Requests: Meh Trades: Sure Collabs: Ask me!

This is literally where I rant about whatever the fuck is happening at that time (someone stop me)

I get bored sometimes. Send me some art requests (through the comment system) and I might choose yours and draw it. Please keep it sfw.

(Probably gonna turn out to be really shitty) Michael Mell and Jeremy Heere were inseparable until Jeremy decided to get this 'awesome' thing called a "Squip" which completely fucked up Michael's life. Jeremy did everything his Squip said, along with the peers and his "Friends" Michael's life will never be the same becaise of that Squip. Main reason, because Michael is Jeremy's FAVORITE punching bag in the whole school. But... Jeremy will never understand how fucked up Michael's life is... He likes the Bully of his..

This is my life. Its really messed up as you will come to see here very soon if you decide to read. Everything in this book is true and actually happened that's why I am calling it "True Story". I guess the only things I am going to change are names. Except mine. I guess that is because I don't care what people think of me anymore I feel like I am finally comfortable with myself and it feels really good that is why I will go through with his I guess just enjoy. I don't even know where to start with telling you what is in here I guess it will kind of be a diary and some people describe themselves when they do this type of thing like "Oh look at me I'm so awkward I said 'You too' when the waiter told me to enjoy my food hehe oh no" but I think that's boring and stupid. None of that crap is interesting to me, I will start off with warnings I guess 'Trigger warnings' and 'Cussing warnings' and and 'I am being stupid warnings' maybe even some 'HOLY SHIT WHY THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT warnings' too. I will admit I am really dumb when it comes to making life decisions sometimes. Well then look at me I kinda did what I said I hated. Oh well I guess I will get to the book so I am not here all day.

Updates only when I'm bored out of my mind

If you loved 101 things that drive me insane, you'll get a kick out of this (or maybe just kick me, but that's besides the point, just fucking read it)

The requests are closed and this book might be discontinued due to my lack of motivation --☆--♡--☆--♡--☆-- #1 ranks: #1 in someonestopme ( 4/11/23 ) #1 in Pizzahead ( 4/18/23 ) #1 in Fake Peppino ( 4/21/23 ) #1 in The Noise ( 4/22/23 ) #1 in Noise ( 5/5/23 ) #1 in The Vigilant ( 5/5/23 )

I'm bored out of my mind so here are some weirdass y/n shots.

A collection of the inevitable scrutiny that is everyday life ... as seen in poems.