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Serena and Lewis get a big promotion as head of the soul department, along with a paid vacation for the entire chaotic family, and of course, they can't help but get into more trouble.
Serena stumbled slightly as her boots hit the wet sand of the cove, her mercury eyes burning with a beautiful, utterly lethal, and completely hammered silver fire. She clutched a fresh, half-empty bottle of Lilith's rarest high-tier vintage in one hand, swaying just a fraction before she aggressively swatted at the air.
"I am... perfectly functional!" Serena announced loudly to the empty coastline, slurring her words beautifully but dialing her power straight up to a terrifying maximum. "I didn't think I was going to have to kill anyone today, or I would have drank more!"
Behind her, Sage and Juliette exchanged a long, highly concerned look of absolute administrative disbelief.
"You mean less, right, sweetie?" Juliette asked delicately, raising an elegant eyebrow.
"Nope, I mean more!" Serena barked back, giving a thoroughly unhinged, defiant giggle as she pointed the neck of the vintage bottle at the sky. "But I am completely in control. Now, if you all would just stand still for a single second... I'll try to make this a lot more painful than it needs to be."
Ares burst into a loud, booming roar of laughter from the rear column. "I think she actually meant that, too! This is spectacular!"