Spongebob Stories

What if Spongebob had a wife that no one knew about since they secretly married? How would his friends in Bikini Bottom react? "Oh! She sent it alright," Said Spongebob. He goes to Squidward's cash register and takes the package from him. He opens it, and it reveals a costly item that was shipped just in time. It was an aquatic necklace with a seashell. "Yep! This is a perfect gift." Said Spongebob. Squidward looked confused at the yellow sponge. He didn't think that his annoying neighbor would receive a gift from a girl that finds him charming and appealing. "Who is it from?" Squidward asked. "From who?" Spongebob asked. "The gift, you moron. Who sent you the gift?" Squidward asked. "Oh! The gift was sent from my wife." Spongebob replied cheerfully. Squidward's eyes widen to hear the yellow sponge mention his secret significant other. "YOUR WHAT!?" Squidward exclaimed.

This is a squidbob story, which means squidward x spongebob. Y'all can't judge me, I bet you've read worse. This story takes place when squidward had thought spongebob ate the explosive pie, I don't remember what episode or season it was though. Obviously Spongebob isn't mine

Garfield has rescued Princess Pomni, got married, and now is time to meet the parents. Garfield, Pomni, and SpongeBob set off to Las Vegas to meet Pomni's mother and father. But not everyone is happy. Garfield and the mayor of Las Vegas Barty find it hard to get along, and there's tension in the marriage. It's not just the family who are unhappy. Kurt Bozwell returns from a failed attempt at rescuing Pomni, and works alongside his mother, Louisa, to try and find a way to get Garfield away from Pomni. This story takes place after the events of Murder Drones

And we're back with another season. There are no words to describe this one, so enjoy.

Join Star, Marco and the gangs in new spongey stories. Cover art by Deaf-Machbot on Deviantart.

Squidward has avoided the furiously fagulous Squilliam and the shade of his glamboyant purple eyelids since band class, but the reason why isn't revealed to SpongeBob until Miss-ter Big and Valuable buys out the burger stand in his most elaborate humiliation scheme yet. Upon learning the origin of his hate boner for Squidward, SpongeBob is torn between the voice of reason and that of mating season (just kidding, he re-pore-duces by budding). Meanwhile, Squidward is being serenaded by a choir of guilty thoughts, and it won't be long until his three hearts give out from despair. A resolution is needed: will he make up and make out with his lucratively lubricant ex-boyfriend or dare to be there for the square? The answer may surprise you... If you like references galore, illustrative images and a whole lot of queerness, then head on down for this benthic broadcast!

An epic clash of two rival gangs between Y/n & SMG3 tells a story of war, love and betrayal. Who will come out on top? What is the price Y/n is willing to pay to get his wife back? Brought to you by Puzzlevison studios: Trust us, with your entertainment

"Y/N!" Someone yells from behind me, the snow on the ground crunching from their footsteps. "Hm?" I turn around with a smile, my eyes quickly noticing a boy with yellow hair, freckles, a tooth gap, blue eyes, wearing a white shirt and red tye 'n brown shorts.. my friend Trace. - Rated 13+ because of some foul language and maybe some mature themes. ♡ I'll try to make this non-gender specific { Quick disclaimer: I do not own spongebob square pants, or the characters in it! The art of human Spongebob is not mine either}

What I got for Christmas this year 🎁❤️💚

When squidward's has a deep crush on spongebob he acts on it and...read to find out what happens

New heroes, new allies, new villains, new Wacky Situations ! Welcome to Phase 2 of the Academy of the Omniverse ! Current Arc : Nicktoons Unite : Smash Heroes Arc (To celebrate the release of Nicktoons and the Dice of Destiny)

Basically the Bible.

Everyone loved that hot rectangle. But he only loved you back. ----- I HAVENT BEEN ON EATTPAD IN YEARS AND THIS BLEW UPPPP ive never gotten this much attention wow

Just...Spongebob memes

After Plankton creates a potion that makes him bigger, an accident causes Squidward to become 100 feet tall. He swims to the surface and attacks a city. Can he be stopped? Who will survive?

( spongebob ′ s smbq + ) / 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐁𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐋 / my portrayal will mostly stay true to the main show and movies , though i do take inspiration from the musical adaptation and my own personal interpretation . i consider all the shows , movies , the musical , and games - including the nicktoons unite ! games - to be canon for my portrayal , especially nicktoons unite ! since i love that series so much .

"Call me Squiddy🦑😏"

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Hey guys! This is book two! You guys loved the last one and I have plenty of memes to go around! Let's do this!!! All pics from online!

Summary: Bikini Bottom has become disheveled like SpongeBob and his old square pants. With a new identity and career, Detective Joe Sponge finally broke the mold of being a kid. As imminent death looms, his narration reflects on whether his journey through manhood and career decisions should fill him with satisfaction or regret. Sponge excels at finding crooks yet struggles to find himself. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Proceed to the comment section with caution as there could be spoilers. This Neo-Noir adaptation of SpongeBob SquarePants has settings, characters, and cited lines in the reference list below the chapters that mostly belong to Nickelodeon and, in particular, the early seasons of the SpongeBob franchise and first movie. Rest in Peace Stephen Hillenburg. Also, feel free to make suggestions for improvement as I always appreciate constructive criticism. By Draguvon (Darren Ljubojevich) Inspired by the Squid Noir and Missing Identity episodes as well as the YouTuber, Eddie Miller. For the best experience of listening while reading, open the story in your internet browser app rather than the Wattpad app. To quickly switch between songs, you can press your home button and reopen your internet app to stop the song and start the next one. But if using the Wattpad app, you can still read while listening to the music by clicking the video title or YouTube button within the video to be redirected to the YouTube App. Then sift through your open apps so you can press and hold the Wattpad app to be opened in a smaller window overtop of the YouTube app so you can scroll through the Wattpad app while listening to YouTube.