Stupid Stories

I love pink. He loves red. I crave strawberry milk. He craves... an HEIR?! I am just a normal college student. I like coding (badly), cute ribbons, and justice. My biggest problem was supposed to be passing Theology class. But I don't know how I ended up with a heavy diamond ring on my finger. One moment I was trying to hack a bad guy's phone, and the next, I was signing a contract with the Devil himself. Now, I live in his fortress. He treats me like a princess, but he looks at the world like he wants to burn it down. And the worst part? He keeps talking about his "Legacy." He wants a baby. RIGHT. NOW. Excuse me, Sir? I have midterms next week! Does the baby come before or after my exam?! Is it Stockholm Syndrome if the villain is your husband? Asking for a friend.

They were just two teenage girls- Sharing secrets, daydreams, and quiet crushes they never dared to admit. Until one day, those daydreams started to feel a little too real. Love doesn't always knock politely. Sometimes... it shows up wearing your brother's hoodie.

✦𝙅𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙩✦ ✦𝙃𝙚𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙥𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙜𝙪𝙮✦ Heeseung is a basketball player and the team captain. And he is the 𝒜𝒞𝐸 in everything. He plays lots of instrument too, mostly piano and guitar. Jake doesnt do sport that much but sometimes football. He plays violin as well.

This is a play/story I wrote with a couple of my friends might fix it later. THIS IS REALLY BAD WRIGTING PLEASE I CAN RIGHT BETTER I PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome to the world of my imagination. this place is weird and rather disturbing. I will be using this book as both a book and a place for random shit, you have been warned.

Σ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠) you are NOT supposed to be here here GO AWAY🥀 ..... (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠) alright fine your not leaving. this book is just me filling my ideas and stories here whether it's ocxcanon or just random angst about ocs I guess this book WILL be cringed be warned ooo.... it will mostly include -Kny -Dangonronpa -My ocs The ocs that will mostly be featured aree: Nadia-11 yr old(immortal) Tsuki-14 yr old (KNY oc) N4d14-11 yr old (immortal) (all of them except hana are different versions of Nadia) Hana-500 yes old (kitsune and mother figure) Uh okay that's all I guess

Power Girl x TamaraneanM!Reader Short story by the way

Dirk Lero embarks on his first day of school. Inspired by MCR im not okay (I promise) MV

School yaps or just yaps while im being my insane batshit self (I kinda got my wife concerned bc of my awesome sanity that doesnt exist)

HI GUYS!!! reqs are open for mm12 one shots!!

Nine years ago, an edgy thirteen year old girl sits in her bedroom writing the worst Homestuck fanfiction ever. Seven years later, she decides to finish it. This is the story of Azobin Atthez, a pyromaniacal troll who's psychotic tendencies lead her to becoming an attempted arsonist. This story is half satire, and half the edgy ramblings of an angsty pre-teen. You will laugh. You will cry. You will cringe. Enter at your own risk. (Cover created with mspaint obviously)

Stupid Pinterest(cover is how I'm feeling right now)

Just some one shot book that's all fucking PopBot cause I'm obsessed with them There will probably be some trigger warnings if need be and sometimes I might project onto Poppy and make them suffer, but who doesn't do that in their oneshots?

For 17 years, Alisha loved Jayant in silence. Through every smile, every tear, and every moment, her heart belonged to him-but he never noticed. Until one day, everything changed. During a live interview, Alisha revealed her deepest secret-her unwavering love for him. And in that moment, Jayant realized the truth that had been right in front of him all along. Some loves are silent-but they never faded Author note "The description of Jayant and Alisha's story may be updated or modified in the future."

Arzoo knows everything about cycles. The 28-day skin cycle, the cycle of the seasons, and the predictable cycle of her own bad luck. !! All she wants is for her PIH to disappear and for her life to finally start looking like a Pinterest board. She just has to Wait for the Fade. But when Aditya-the guy who has always been a goofy ball of sunshine (and the die hard fan of old school Bollywood romance), becomes the only person who sees her at 2 AM without her "armor" on, things get complicated. Between the bickering over coffee and the heavy silence of things left unsaid, Arzoo realizes that some things aren't meant to fade. Some things are meant to leave a mark. ​ Aditya: "Is that... green goop on your face?" Arzoo: "It's a French green clay mask, stupid. It's called self-care. You should try it, maybe it'll extract some of that infectious energy from your soul, that you use to keep bothering me!" Aditya: (Stepping closer nonchalantly) "I think I'll stick to myself. It's less messy." Arzoo: (Heartbeat: predictably fast) "Your loss." Let's get in this "Very Predictable" journey of Arzoo and Aditya as things start getting unpredictable real quick ! If you are looking for some slow burning intense scenes, lots of emotions ready to come handy and a whole lot of thrashing pillows and screaming, you are at the correct place ! Let this story of a secret crush, hidden emotions and fast heartbeats take you on a rollercoaster ride !

hey! if you want to read the story of two idiot who gonna being isekai in a fantasy world and who not some fancy naïve and kind hero, then you are at the good place. Come meet these two jerks who gonna be the nightmare of everyone in this new world

Firey and Coiny are arguing when Firey jokes that Coiny could never get a girlfriend. Defensively, Coiny claims that he has one, and Firey needs to see it to believe it. Long story short, he asks Pin to be his fake girlfriend and, well, you'll see how that goes.

Honestly pretty fast yet slow updates. There's really no point to this book, but I made it for fun, so don't hate :] Also it may update REALLY slow because I have school 24/7 and i'm failing Math so it's hard lol, might as well just drop out and get a job XD it's so tempting- now please explain to me why GlamRock Freddy is so fucking hot ;-;

Just some shit to think about when you're bored. I try not not to let my thoughts to myself, but when I do, this happens. [i know this is cringey and im SORRY ok im SORRY but it's old and i was dumb. ALSO: a lot of these r not my own. again, sorry]

What the title says. These are so unfunny bro what am I doing with my life twin. Me yapping nonsensically and posting it online for others to read.