Swear Stories

Exactly what the title says May have cuss words Enjoy

The true story of a teenage girl that just wants her oppa to notice her...... and maybe marry her. "This is the sad sad sad life I live...." P.S. I don't check this when I am done so there is going to be a lot of puctuation errors and grammer errors.

Random Stuff and please be warned there will be a lot of swearing

Bad, embarrassing poetry from a few years back. I liked reading them over, to see the improvement & things I've gotten through. I'm going to explain what they're about and stuff. When I'm dissatisfied with my more recent poetry, they will go here and be explained and stuff too. Some of them I'm sure I'll be labeling "Don't comment" Please listen if you see that.

read to find out...

Worm Cyoa v3 God-mode No world-breaking powers Fox Gamer girl Taylor Hebert . . . ok. (This is the first fic that i post)

Clover Hatfield was in one of the worst predicaments that she could possibly be in. It was worse than a crush. It was worse than the friendzone. She was in a place where there's no ties. There's no feelings. Clover was in a place where she gave him what he wanted when he needed it. Clover was forever trapped as Zayn Malik's Friend with benefits.

Everyone thinks I'm insane. That's why I'm in the hospital. But I'm not. I'm normal. I don't belong here. I'm not like these people. I was wrongly put here. They won't listen. In innocent here. I'm not a crazy person. They won't believe me. Can you?

These niggas screaming I am loyal but don't want take care of you kids and busting traps

Melanie wakes on Monday morning just to find out that people around her are going crazy and trying to eat fresh human beings. She attempts to escape to a safe haven with her friend Brittany...

Matthew Is in love with his best friend, Jackson, he hid it from him for years of his life. He didn't want to ever tell Jackson that he was gay, since he didn't know what he would say. One High School Year, the "Popular" girl, Kiera, overheard about his little crush. Normally this wouldn't be that bad, although the fact, Kiera has a crush on Jackson as well... She threatened Matthew to stop having a crush on him, and wanted him to ignore Jackson for the rest of the High School year. If he doesn't do this, Everybody would find out about his crush, Including Jackson. Although Jackson starts to like Matthew back, but how would he be able to talk to him?

She was beautiful. Her cute little short hair covering her big, shiny eyes. Her small white dress hanging off her slim body. Her tiny little rosy lips curled into a smile. Her little flowers that she liked tying to her dress. She was her. I blushed and got closer. A small boquet of flowers in my hand. I got a little closer and handed it to her. She was surprised. She sniffed the flowers and smiled at me. The moment seemed to last for ages. She kept smiling at me. Her amazingly light body was lifted up and carried away. I hated him. He always had what he wanted. He always took my stuff. He always interferred. He always made things worse for me. I hated him from head to toe. I'm not gonna lose her this time. Not anymore.

**EXCERPT** "Look at her whispering sweet nothings into his ear! I totally shipped 'Chaos' from the beginning" Nick hissed. "Chaos!?" Melita questioned "Yeah! Isn't that the perfect ship name!?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Oh but those aren't sweet nothings dear Nick, actually that's quite far from it! This is one of a kind, and only our darling Chamille would whisper these into the ears of the most wanted boy of the school. Those are Sweet Profanities!" "Erm Melita? Why are you talking like a sophisticated narrator or a snobby duchess?" "Shut-up Nick! I'm introducing the story, I have to sound classy!" "What story? And you being classy is like a pig trying to look sexy on a queen-sized bed!" "Never mind Nick. Never mind." ================================================================================= "YOU! YOU are a... you're... o-one-erm DIRTY DIAPER BAG!! FUDGE YOU!!" "Diaper Bag? Fudge? Really Chamille? What don't you swear?" He drawled out in his smooth voice. "No I don't, you better deal with it." "You know what? I am enjoying your baby swear words quite a lot! I guess I'll just piss you off more" ****************************************************************************************** She ain't got style, and she ain't got grace. A lady is the last thing you'd call her. But here are some commonly used labels for reference: Clumsy, Nobody, Weirdo, Loser. She's Chamille Oakes. He's a man- a ladies man. He's also an artist- A pickup artist. And you will tend to worry about his eye, as he constantly winks at you like there's no tomorrow. Irritating? Definitely. Yet somehow you'll find yourself shuddering like grape flavored jelly and blushing like you've been cut out of your air supply, every time he invades your space bubble. I present to you Carlos Anderson. As expected, once they cross paths, Chaos will reign!

First story, please read, so David Carter, a guy who has been dead for five years and has been brought back to life. He has amnesia and remembers only a girl, and it's a very powerful memory. He and his newfound friends go to search in the middle of a war. Does he find her or not, wanna know? Read it. Oh and a lot of people die, wanna know who, read the story.

"Fuck, he won't stop crying!" "Swear jar!" "Ugggh" "I'm literally gonna be broke" "When does this end?" "Until the end of the school year" "UGHH!" © -idgafszn