Tamales Stories

Hola, solo quiero decirte que... NO ROBES MIS PINSHES MEMES LISIAD@, si de por si no tengo imaginacion. los memes son horneados for me :'v contienen humor negro.

Advertencia: Esto son solo cartas. Cartas personales que relatan algunas partes de mi vida. Quiero especificar que esto solo lo hago con el fin de expresarme -casi como la mayoría de personas que escriben por aquí-, y si tú, como persona, lector o lectora te sientes identificado te digo que bienvenido a mi mundo, aquí eres bien recibido (con galletitas, leche, tacos, tamales, nutella, lo que quieras). Atte: The Lion Writer.

This is how I got banned from the river.

Things that most mexicans know or do in no way am I trying to be rude or anything like that because I myself am Mexican American this is just for fun

*** Weekend Write-In for 15 Mar 2019 *** "transparent": In 500 words, tell what happens when it is transparent

It's just a book about me... and my life.

Vendo tamalitos a 3 pesos y con agua 2 pesos y si quieres los dos serian 5!

Shamrock Written by Caitlyn Lemus Published by Caitlyn Lemus Summary: In the small town of Ayuda lives Alexandre Lilith, a seventeen year old girl in 1992. One day she finds a four-leaf clover at the edge of the forest. She takes it home and plants it in a cup of water. It wilters quickly, and she throws it out. Little did she know, that would be the biggest mistake she had ever made in her life.

César, un pituco de Miraflores, choca de manera inesperada con Teófila, una tamalera de Huaycan, cuando él tumba su carrito tamalero. Tras un incidente, repentinamente sus mundos se volvieron uno, afrontando mas que las diferencias por la forma en la que vivieron toda su vida. ¿Podrá el amor florecer entre dos mundos tan distintos?

Christmastime has fallen upon the small Arizona town of Creosote Canyon, and the entire town is busy trying to create the greatest Christmas festival ever in order to win a holiday decorating contest held by eccentric tech trillionaire Manfred Stonks. But 15-year-old Jack Dinero isn't feeling the holiday spirit--his homophobic mother still rejects him, his cyborg friend Carrie is fighting for their cybernetic life in the hospital, his human friend Dylan's mom and dad are fighting a brutal divorce case, and his ex-girlfriend Brianna has been forbidden to even talk to him by both her oppressive church and her overbearing father. But when the reclusive leaders of Brianna's religion, the Sacred Hierarchy of the Church of Universal Love and Truth, unleash a dastardly plot to bury everything to do with Christmas in a storm of copyright and trademark-related lawsuits, Jack and Brianna must resolve their religious differences and team up with Carrie, Dylan, and mysterious journalist Lyra Lovelace to bring Santa Claus, Whamageddon, Hallmark romances, and Christmas miracles back to the world before they disappear down a DRM hole forever...

los gachas me consumen la ptm

What happens when an F1 driver is no longer allowed to drive on the road? Lando wasn't supposed to be stranded, keyless, and babysat by a silent driver with a better poker face than the universe itself. "You're not even gonna say hi?" he asked. She blinked once. Maybe? Now it's raining, he's got nothing but chocolate bars, and apparently, nowhere to go but deeper into the mess he started. How you may ask? Well- step one: get grounded by your own bad decisions. step two: end up chauffeured by someone who looks like she's plotting your funeral. step three: realize you might actually deserve it. "awesome," lando muttered. "love that for me." ~a romantic comedy~ themes and tropes : *forced proximity *black cat x orange cat *age gap kinda *mentions of messy families *stress and burnouts *can't talk x can't not talk uhhh a few more but that'll ruin the fun <3 gabriella is full of surprises if you've read until here, drop an emoji in your favourite colour :)