Thisissatire Stories

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[This is a genshin impact fan made thing. I do not ship my character to any character. This is satire by the way.]

A story told from the perspective of Mario, Shane's now deceased cat. Mario recalls his story of passionate love moments before his death.

This fanfic is made solely of shitty stereotypes that are common in Kuzupeko fanfics: Bad characterisation Peko swearing a ton Overly-tsundere Fuyuhiko Devoid of life Peko Peko still calling him "young master" while in a relationship Abusive Natsumi All this will be done purely for comedic purposes! *There will be no non-consensual themes.* I will try update whenever I feel like butchering Kuzupeko

weeoo

ur mom

honestly, I don't know anymore. NOT CANON, THIS IS SATIRE (why do I keep writing satire books) P.S: Chapter 2 contains more Jercy/Person

(((tw: nasty-nasty-pedo jokes and future mentioning of people burning))) 💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥 s𝓊𝔪𝐦𝒆я...😏 💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥 "Ў/ᑎ~?" Above you stood a young girl. She appeared to be holding a bomb of some sort. You silently pray to the archons that she is not a terrorist. She giggled, perhaps at the emotion of fear that was now obviously plastered on your face and depicted through your posture. "ώђⓐＴ'Ⓢ 𝓎σỮя ᑎ𝓪мᵉ?" The forest flashed around you, and past you a figure darted. Well, not darted, more like huffed profusely and fell face first into a stump, but whatever, they tried. You stood, and a particular affinity for the girl blossomed within you. You had to protect her. You simply had to. Not in a romantic way, though... It could be said that a certain man with a long, matted beard that coated the underside of his chin and neck like grass atop rolling hills, had other plans. He was indeed certain someone who already had several encounters with the immortal zombie of Liyue, Qiqi. 💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥 ᵇＡ𝓢เ𝐜ｓ 😳 second fanfic,,,,,, 😳😳😳😳😳😳 😳 yes, this is satire. fbi please dont hunt me down, im just joking 😳 klee momnent 😳 might bomb mondstadt idk 😳 NECK-BEARDED MAN SPOTTED IN MONDSTADT RUN 😳 RUN 😳 RUN 😳 RUN 😳 RUN 3 ON COOL MATH GAMES 💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥💣💥

Kyler is a nerdy 1'3 foot really gay boy while Josh is 10'9 foot baseball player that looks like a minion's thumb. Kyler has feelings for Josh, but while Josh feel the same? Found out by reading this fanfic ;)

deku accidentally runs into y/n like the clumsy boi he is and bakugo finds out and then well.. chaos and romance ensues ;)

nagire sad storey angst

As a well respected capo of the family, Alison felt a sense of unease for what's to come. She's long been a made member, ever since she was 15 years of age and is well accustomed to a lot of the rules and mannerisms of the organization, but none of her pervious experiences prepared her for what the future had in store. The two families are looking to merge and form alliances with one another, something almost everyone in the organization was against. No one knew why the heads of the family decided on such an obscure decision, both families have had a long history of hatred and rivalry for one another so it was odd that they'd all of a sudden form to become one. None the less, who is to question the Godfathers decision. After a few weeks of this agreement, the heads of the family decided to throw a grand party in celebration of the agreement. Alison, though hesitant to go, went due to a sense of duty and the fear of disappointing and dishonoring the Don. At the party, Alison remained reserved and secluded from the rest of the organization, that was until she took notice of a short haired women from across the room, gripping onto a fancy cigar standing alone by the balcony watching as the leaves rustled in front of her. Though captivating, there was definitely a strange aura surrounding her. Could this be a start of a beautiful romance or could this end in a terrible tragedy.

16 year old Sania seems to have the perfect life, perfect grades, perfect family, perfect looks, perfect boyfriend, and perfect amount of friends. That is, until new boy, Tarpick comes into the picture , and a flood of hidden family secrets come unraveled leaving Sania feeling helpless and not knowing who to trust. In this story of love, betrayal, loyalty, and more, this is the life of a girl and her wacky life. The is 100% a joke, I was on ft with my friends and we were bored. Dedicated to Anisa ;))

yes this is my crackship will include many other crackships such as dave ♠ stairs

This is an explanation for confusing things in me and moews other storys

"Are you married or happily married?" is the question you don't expect the girl you're getting drunk with to pop when she knows you're a married woman. Notice how I didn't say happily? Lol. THAT'S RIGHT I FUCKING LOVE YURI.

Toco boco girl goes wild!!