Toaster Stories

You walk up to your toaster it pushes your hair behind your ear and says "Are you lost babygorl?"

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Welcome members of Toaster Nation: @Heavy-dirty-souI @HayleyStumpXx @aesthetic-leafy @FluffyWeekesMan @GeesusOffical @mccall_me_maybe @tati- This will be a long convo book for #ToasterNation This advanced book contains information about toasters and opportunities to contact fellow Toaster enthusiasts

you find a game and you do small brain and play it you eventually start flirting with the evil man in the game damn Reader is gender nuteral btw!!

This is about the love between two gay characters. A toaster and a bathtub. They love each other very much but what will they do when they're lives are at risk every time if they touch each other? Read to find more ;) ALSO THIS IS A JOKE. THIS IS SOME RANDOM THING I DID.

[These are short storys, typically with me adding in Daddy Toaster. All credit goes to those who are orginally in these photos and who made these photos!] Daddy Toaster tends to get themself in quite a bit of trouble from time to time, and they hope you join him along the way!!! And they wish you a good rest of your day of course!!

I lost a bet so my brother wrote this

Enemies to Lovers. Blender falling for Toaster Popular x unpopular

This is a bunch of short stories with my Oc's, CF characters, and the SCP Foundation! Enjoy! <3

The story of the I'll eat your crew Skype calls

Pallet and Cray are coworkers at PJ's daycare, and love rivals. But what happens to them after Goth falls in love with the kitchen tool known as a toaster? (Much nice description. Quality time waster for shippers too. - Definitely a real person, previously a baby) (I love this, it's like an Errink fan fiction except more.. Pallet and Cray-ish. - Megalovania133286, user) (Where are the knifes? - Chara, the invincible murderer ghost child thingy that died a long time ago) (Very nice, but there's not enough MTT. Oh well, nothing is perfect. - Mettaton, Host and Star)

I'm bored, I ship an egg and a toaster, shits gonna go down, let's see where this goes. :))

Rom-coms, like food, consist of a selection of ingredients. The main ones are usually an attractive outcast, a clever stranger (traditionally spoken for) and a career that refuses to be logically based in the country in which they live. Oh, and that guy that tells all the filthy jokes. Liz is trying to write a rom-com. Unfortunately, her own love life is uncooperatively simple, leaving her to use her twin brother as research - who's an outcast in a bad way, about as clever as his mental age indicates and whose career can simply be described as imaginary. Oh, and his filthy jokes are terrible. Armed with an idea concerning nudity, a girl he's been in love with for years and a year-long all-expenses-paid trip around the world to find himself (where/what ever that may be), Liz may just have found her perfect rom-plot - unfortunately for Stan, it might just ruin his life...

After the WestView incident... Agatha was left trapped within her friendly neighbourhood spi- wrong thing. friendly neighbourhood house wife or something 🤔, however her mind was still active and all of her memories of Wanda beating the crap out of her were still whirling through her mind... except it wasn't the fact she got absolutely battered by a ginger that got her down, it was the fact she got battered by her favourite person in the whole world... Wanda Maximoff.

Jimmy was expecting a normal day, but today technology had gone awry...