Toaster Stories

Goaster included- I'm not going to regret this!*lies*

Go with the flow!

[These are short storys, typically with me adding in Daddy Toaster. All credit goes to those who are orginally in these photos and who made these photos!] Daddy Toaster tends to get themself in quite a bit of trouble from time to time, and they hope you join him along the way!!! And they wish you a good rest of your day of course!!

toaster x toaster

Just a techpriest that loves toasters.

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Disclaimer: All the content here is purely satire and for entertainment.

The toaster you bought at the market turns your bread into kittens. Someone wants the toaster back.

this is a tiny story about the life of a cow. nuff said

Enemies to Lovers. Blender falling for Toaster Popular x unpopular

@my_toaster_talks was in this acc and this story is made by him so hi hi hi hi hi-- Jay please don't delete this-

This is a bunch of short stories with my Oc's, CF characters, and the SCP Foundation! Enjoy! <3

Using the one hundred emotion plot, we travel through many memories and moments of Lampy and Radio's life in regards to their relationship, from pre-TBLT to the very end of it all.

Do you complain and get stressed up often because you are learning how to leave early for an event or office? Many people cannot decide between finished eating a delicious breakfast, or being on time for a meeting? Oh wait, your mornings have become stressful due to toasting bread in the wrong toaster?

Thomas, Elizabeth, and Maria just wanted to have one last day on the lake, before school started. But instead, they got an adventure with living kitchen appliances, and a mechanic named Harold, who could fix their motor. Little did these three siblings know, tonight is a full moon. The giant metal-eating monster will be back, after centuries of dormancy. At least, they thought it was a giant.

a illegal poptart toaster relationship

Hello, my minions. It is I, Jim the Toaster, the one true founder of CLN and soon to be the ruler of the world. I would advise you all to bow down to me now before I burn your toast. Wait, do you not know about me? The founders will pay for that. Except for Alexa, she's the love of my shipping life. Let me introduce myself. I am Jim the Toaster. I am not any old toaster though. I'm... you could say magical. It's a real shame the founders have kept me locked in a cabinet way above where no one can reach me, but I've finally broken loose and there's no stopping me now. This is book is way past due, but it's finally here. You can ask me anything and I will answer if I am not busy burning toast. Disclaimer: CLN is not liable for what Jim says. We have no control over this toaster, and he does as he pleases. Ask Jim questions at your own risk, because this toaster can be as evil as all Disney villains and marvel psychos. But don't let this warning stop you... Because this is the golden chance to know CLN secrets from the one who knows everything. So be ready, to ASK JIM. Cover created by: @it_is_me_centimeter