Devielaaaa
Author: Wen Jiutan
Original Name: 我用垃圾卡幹掉神[無限]
[FOR ONLINE PURPOSE ONLY]
Source:http://www.xbanxia.cc/books/68960/15374606.html
Xie He, a rich young master, enters a card-drawing game. While everyone else is blessed with incredible luck and legendary gold cards, he's plagued by bad luck, drawing 99 useless cards in a row.
The viewers in the live stream sigh, lamenting that bad luck is destined to make one a cannon fodder.
Xie He, however, remains nonchalant, saying, "It's not like it's unusable. "
He draws a meal card. While others struggle to make ends meet, Xie He becomes a guest of honor for many NPCs because of his meal card: "Mr. Xie, this is my treasured Petrus Mello, please do me the honor of examining it."
He draws a card that guarantees a loss in every bet. Xie He, holding the corner of the card, nonchalantly says, "I bet I'll lose-"
In an instant, the card's logic goes haywire, it collapses and self-immolates, bombarding the entire ghost town building.
Drawing the "Dancing Little Ballet" card, Xie He pointed at the demon and calmly said, "I want his head to do a little ballet."
The moment he finished speaking, the demon's head spun rapidly and crashed to the ground.
...
The live stream exploded: !!!
What's so special about being lucky? I'd call him God Xie!
Everyone watched as Xie He used a useless card to dominate the game dungeon.
Unlucky, huh?
I'll play with useless cards, defy fate, and become my own savior!
[Younger, crazed, misanthropic seme] X [Cold, hypocritical NPC uke]
note: I don't own this story just for offline