Twat Stories

Y/N's tragic lovestory🥺.

This stupid fucker stole my chickin nuggies so now I have to babysit this bitch to teach him a lesson to NEVER FUCK with me or anyone else in the pizzeria again. It's go...

i'm only going to post poems when i feel the need to.

Very awesome

Is it hard to kiss in a tree? Like has anyone tried? XD I mean..it's like trying to screw on a table, you think it'll be easy but it isn't.. Anyways xD Dis goin' be meh...

the title you assholes

Sheep sheep

Just about a dick who likes dick

A true sad story of a life ruined by Genji...

Hoe bags

HOW I MET ME FRIENDSSSS (this includes Jordan, Camryn, Evelyn.)

Hosey is disgusting.

The Tales of the Twat SMP. As time goes on you add some others onto the SMP. These medium length mini stories will hopefully make your day :) Normal stories are chill st...

When clarity suddenly hits...