Wacky Stories

Aubrey's writing a story about a wacky team of evil spies she imagined as a kid called Spees, and her crush, Fiona, is helping her, making her a main character. The two of them feel they can't get together because of homophobia, but in a story, everything changes. Aubrey and Fiona find that what's imaginary and what's real can blend together and meet The Spees, including the enigmatic, femme fatale/Indiana Jones esque crime boss, Espy. In the world of the story, Aubrey and Fiona are named Audrey and Liona. Meanwhile, The Spees, who Espy considers to be all a part of her family, are at a crossroads. Some of them want to keep on living a life of crime, and some want to switch over. Liona has something they want: a gemstone she wears around her neck, a gift from her deceased, beloved mother. She doesn't know it has the power to make people more evil, which seems silly, but actually works, in dangerous ways.

Pawser Bingham, Intelligence Officer, attempts to find a Russian mole within MI5, the British Secret Service. Ranged against him are an array of desperate criminals, deranged politicians, riotous women, a demonic horse and a fat chap who makes pies. 'A wildly comical tale of intrigue, passion, political wrangling and unfortunate encounters with cats and dogs!' Readers comments- 'This was just what I needed ! I loved this and read it over two nights, addicted, that's what, couldn't stop!' 'I don't understand why more people aren't reading this story, as good as it is. Hilarious!' 'I almost died laughing'

Here goes adventure of yellow skin coloured man that apparently looking for a job in USA! And finally, he found a good one! But something unexpected happened..

Chaotic friend group season 1 in wattpad form

I don't even know Apparently I do hero stuff a lot Sometimes I seem to be vaguely omnipotent, sometimes the dream zooms out of my perspective so don't bother questioning it I don't control when I have dreams so don't be surprised that it doesn't update regularly. It's still the most consistent story I have so.

In which she catches his attention

Roughly 200 years ago, scientists opened a hole in reality. From it, many monsters, and eldrich horrors escaped with their strange powers. It took many years of battle for these monsters to integrate into the ecosystem, for better or for worst at the cost of many lives. But these monsters were still a threat that possessed a power humanity wanted. Thus project Zodiac was created. The goal was to infuse an army with the monster's magic. But after only 12 survivors out of 12000 participants, the project was canceled, and the 12 were set loose. But most of the 12 freaks were unsatisfied, leaving them to do something drastic for them all to find out who's "King". Subject 666 code name "Cobra" has accepted the mission to assassinate his "Siblings". But who knows... Perhaps he's after the title of "King" himself..... (All pics, and vids, are owned by their owners not me)

This book is a compilation of all the weird and dumb shit I get up to in school. From that time my maths teacher tried to throw me with a book, to the time we had a rap battle in the library. These are all real things that happened and is happening to me. This is also a tag book because I get tagged now, wow! So if you want to know things about me, BlondestNerd, here you are.

Hello everybody I'm here to tell you the truth about Pokémon! Ages=+14

"If you stare so blankly at the trees, you will miss all the small seeds, all the hives of bees, all the bugs amongst the leaves. For all you need is to look" - Brianne Cross

𝐹𝑙𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑥: 𝘛𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘭𝘺 . .. ... .... ..... 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 2 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐬 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥... 𝐛𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞 ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★☆★✩★✩★✩★✩★ "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘮 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘑𝘢𝘤𝘬... 𝘐 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦." "𝘐 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢... 𝘞𝘢𝘪𝘵, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘰?" ✩★✩★✩★✩★✩★✩★✩★✩★✩★✩★✩★✩★✩★✩★✩★✩★✩★ ♥︎𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀♥︎ ⚠︎𝑴𝒚 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉, 𝑰 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉, 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒆 𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒑𝒖𝒕 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔⚠︎ ⚠︎𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆, 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒂 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒓, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔; 𝒆𝒙𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆... $#@!⚠︎ 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅: 24𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝑭𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒅: ???? 𝐨𝐟 ??????????

Alot of wierd wacky thing happend or are happening read along with my very first published book!!

This is an update book! Enjoy haha follow me on Facebook eat my brunch haha lol :)

Christmas is a holiday story set in a small town retirement home where John was about to begin his new career...on Christmas Day! Place seemed normal enough... after all what could go wrong, it's Christmas Day! After being handed the keys to the kingdom the normal staff went home, and anything NORMAL went with them. For that's when the party began.

Shenanigans insue

Slow ass update oops -smut warning-

Just poems I created when I'm bored don't care if u read if any mistakes which happens a lot just comment and comment if I should finish my other books