Wacky Stories

It's finally time to get this show on the road! I really so hope that all of you enjoy this series as much as I enjoyed making it. So sit back, relax, and enjoy reading this wonderful Object show! If you like to learn more about the cast, go and read TFR: The Cast to learn about each Character's personalities. Description: 24 Objects, 12 teams, one winner that will win The Final Prize. Who will win? Who will lose? Find out in this readable series, The Final Rug! Current Episodes Available: EPISODES 1-10 (Finished) Inspired by: BFDI, BFDIA, BFB, TPOT (Jacknjellify) & Inanimate Insanity (Adam Katz , Brian, and the rest of the inanimate insanity cast) Rankings: 37 in object show (12/20/25) 46 in osc (8/20/25) 2 in Wacky (12/20/25) 19 in object (12/20/25) 88 in BFDI (12/20/25) 38 in Bfb (12/20/25) 30 in inanimate insanity (12/20/25)

Let me just list them real quick, so like you guys know which ones are my ocs: Eclipso Lily Lavender Ray Kitchen Knight Note that Kitchen Knight is a super new one of mine. Also yeah have fun reading this. And yes, I made this cover, and yes, I admit it is lazy as F!?#.

King Archidamus of Athens had a simple problem:Socrates was too logical, too loud, and too annoying. His solution was even simpler: a diseased monkey, delivered as a gift. A flawless plan. It was, the Narrator would later note, the single worst idea since the Trojan Horse. Now, Socrates is no longer a philosopher. He's a projectile of muscle in a loincloth, "solving" civic disputes by throwing people into rivers and inventing a new martial art called the Dialectic Fist. His new girlfriend is a conflicted assassin, his pet is the hyper-intelligent simian emperor leading an army against Greece, and his only hope for saving civilization is a vat of wine stomped by the feet of a thousand unwashed citizens. Logic is overrated. Sometimes, you just have to go ape. (A tale of philosophy, kickboxing, and very poor life choices, told by a Narrator who is deeply disappointed in everyone.)

In the exciting sequel to Greegs & Ladders... wait, what? Sequel?! It's okay, you aren't required to read the first book before reading this one. You could start here and be just fine. But if you wanted to read the first book, that's great. Awesome, in fact. There's probably information about where to find it around here somewhere. We're rambling on too long about the first book. Let's hear what this one's all about. What happens when two halves of a planet were designed by an ancient god as a key for unlocking portals to unknown dimensions? Saddled with this question are 3 immortal aliens who spend their lives exploring space and seeing how many adventures they can fit into a business year. Join Dr. Rip, Wilx the Astrospeciologist and Krimshaw the Greeg as they encounter countless planets and species while partaking in all the side-quests. They will meet a gaggle of brand new characters. They will cross paths with legacy cameos. They will try to greenlight a new Rick Moranis movie. All this while being pursued by the maniacal overlord Alabaster Jishtolcrux and his roving band of brainwashers. Featuring enough made-up words to fill an index, The Invisible Dimension is a comedic sci-fi romp that bristles with absurdity while lambasting as many human institutions as possible in the allotted pages. Take a ride into the Greegs Universe (if your consciousness isn't torn to shreds during the not-for-human feat of traversing... The Invisible Dimension).

This is the story of a new classmate of molly McGee and scratch thinks there is something different about him like something not human at all

In this Aqua Teen Hunger Force x Warhammer 40k crossover, When Carl Brutananadilewsk, the perpetually disgruntled and unlucky neighbor from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, is accidentally pulled into the grimdark future of the 41st millennium, his life takes an unexpected turn. He's recruited by the Red Templars, a no-nonsense chapter of Space Marines, to fight against the deadly Xenos, heretics, and worse. Thrust into battles beyond his wildest comprehension, Carl fumbles his way through the horrors of war while donning a massive power armor, wielding oversized weaponry, and trying to survive in a universe where the odds are always stacked against him. With every battle, Carl discovers that, while he's in way over his head, he might just have a knack for causing chaos in the name of the Emperor. Can a foul-mouthed, self-centered guy from Jersey become a Space Marine worthy of the Imperium, or will he crash and burn in the most Carl way possible? The only certainty in this crossover madness is that Carl isn't going down without a fight-and plenty of sarcastic remarks.

These are weird XD

This is based on the best movie ever HOLES!

Slow ass update oops -smut warning-

Synopsis: Ray Daniels, a tall, dark, and introverted guy, wants nothing more than to live in peace. However, his quiet life takes a chaotic turn when he accidentally becomes the object of obsession for Lucy, a blonde, hyperactive girl with a dangerous addiction to sweets. Lucy, a full-blown yandere, believes Ray is her "sweet savior" and swears to keep him close, by force if necessary. If Lucy doesn't get her sugar fix three times a day, she threatens to "eliminate" Ray. As Ray is dragged into Lucy's candy-filled madness, he tries to escape her dangerous affection but keeps getting pulled into ridiculous situations, from candy wars and bizarre game shows to insane battles with other yandere girls obsessed with sweets. Along the way, he meets Candice, a literal candy girl and Lucy's rival, who also wants Ray for herself. As Ray is forced to navigate a world of increasingly absurd challenges, slapstick comedy, and over-the-top action, his desire for a quiet life becomes an impossible dream.

Some of these are really cringy but I wrote them in middle school so what can you expect get to the newer stuff and I promise it's a whole lot better. Instead of writing just depressing stuff I'm going to write whatever pops up in my head :) //ALL THE PICTURES IN THE BOOK ARE MINE PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THEM//

This book is a compilation of all the weird and dumb shit I get up to in school. From that time my maths teacher tried to throw me with a book, to the time we had a rap battle in the library. These are all real things that happened and is happening to me. This is also a tag book because I get tagged now, wow! So if you want to know things about me, BlondestNerd, here you are.

Cornelius has a brilliant mind, and it's killing him. His thoughts are a torrent of fragmented memories and visions. And secrets...so many secrets. Determined to save his girlfriend, he ventures out into the wilds. Lost and alone, he finds an unlikely savior in a benevolent Sasquatch. Or is it his mind playing tricks on him again? // One of six prequel cast intros to Otherborn: Earth's Crust Survival, and Otherborn: In the Wastelands Alone, including another free character intro: Otherborn: Granite High. *And artwork by amazing JessicaTitone.net

Jereflyn, our main character, goes on a journey to discover love, friendship and what it means to bake a ekacpuc. Written mostly in part by @saltypopsicle originally off Wattpad. (It was written a year or two ago as well) Get ready for some quality, weird, shit.

It was a nice day for Adrian Ramirez, a 21-year-old American descendant who is a Graphic Designer who made thousands in his works. He is currently living alone in the USA in a small town where it was relatively close to L.A. and New York. He lives alone in a two-story house with a backyard and a small pool, his house is relatively the same as any American home, complete with a furnished bedroom, kitchen, living room, bathroom, and other rooms. With some movies, consoles, and games inside of his home. All in all, he was looking kinda fresh. Until one day, something wacky happened in his backyard. As he relaxes on his foldable chair in his small backyard while looking at a magazine, a sudden thunderstorm came to his home above him, forcing him to take his items and hid in the house to wait for the storm fizzle away. Completely unaware that his home is being whisked away with him, he checked outside to see the damage, surprised that his home didn't suffer any sufficient damage from the intense storm. However, when he looked beyond his home, he saw that he wasn't in Kansas anymore... Now follow this idiot in his grand and wacky adventures in this new world. - I don't know why the heck I made this, it just came out of my head yesterday. - The pictures with a property name are mine. The rest with no property name is not mine, they belong to their respective owners. - I don't own My Little Pony, they are owned by Lauren Faust and Hasbro. The plot of this story is mine. - Have Fun reading! :D

Do you ever wonder what are the worst movies ever made and how can you best avoid them? This is where the Video Bombs Movie Guide comes in handy. We've collected the critical reviews for 50 of our least favorite viewing experiences of all time, so when you're picking a movie you can simply check if any of them are in this book and then run to the hills for your nearest comfort movie if they are. Chock full of plot spoilers, trivia nuggets, diverse genres, griping, adjectives, the names of stars, directors and writers... with entries from the silent era to the modern age, you'll get all the required information you need in this first edition of Video Bombs Movie Guide. I will be publishing this story on Royal Road

In the whimsical village of Sprinkleton, where jellybeans grow on trees and rivers flow with fizzy lemonade, a magical fog blankets the town, humming with forgotten lullabies and sparkling with firefly light. Curious villagers embark on a journey into the mist, discovering a hidden realm called Whimsywood, where dreams take flight and laughter dances on the breeze. There, they encounter fantastical creatures like accordion-necked giraffes and tea-sipping caterpillars, amidst trees that whisper secrets and flowers that bloom into fireworks. But Whimsywood is in peril, as the fog's magic fades under the threat of encroaching darkness. Determined to save their newfound paradise, the villagers rally together, battling the gloom with tickle fights and pillow fortresses, their laughter ringing out like bells. Through their whimsical antics, they succeed in revitalizing the fading fog, restoring its vibrant colors and magical essence. As they return home to Sprinkleton, hearts brimming with joy and minds alive with memories of their fantastical adventure, they realize that the magic of their village endures, a beacon of light and whimsy in a world of darkness. "Lost in the Fog of Whimsywood" is a tale of discovery, camaraderie, and the enduring power of laughter to overcome even the darkest of challenges.

These are things about me being something that others are not usually used to knowing. Hope that you're ready to find out how weird I am! P.S. This book is wholly about the author; ColdHeartedCadet and it is for entertainment purposes.

This is a dictionary about what me and my friends talk about. If you ever meet us in person you will know how to start a conversation with us.

A Highschool Satire by Slucci the Snail. Title says all, it's a school inspection. And trust me, it's V E R Y funny. "Humour erupts. And Absolute Humour erupts like Mt. Armageddon"