Existus
No, not those other guys. This is definitely not a work fan-fiction and don't you say it is. Nintendo has a great and physically attractive legal team, with large penises, considering they're likely heritage, or so I've heard.
When exterminators Rinaldo and his little brother Lucio hear that their cousins, the plumbers, have gotten into a horrible accident, they're at first reluctant to help. But when they realize how many gold coins are at stake, they load up their equipment and head out for the adventure of a lifetime.