Weezer Stories

A art book with terrible art of a ww2 and horrible histories obsessed person

just being silly

Alvin and his brothers have 3 somes with lesbians

wtf is this Omg cotton candy x the furry thing #istanbarbapapa GO WATCH BARBAPAPA <3

I thought of just keeping this as a draft, I mean I can't lose it like a lose my list when I write it down, but to hell with it I'm publishing it because my friend probably wants to see this soooooooo yeah

"I will plug this into the hole in ur neck." ... "what" osaka asks, petrified. "you heard me." ------☆ osakaka has a dream in class.. wtf does this even mean??? satire book full of funnies. the writing seems serious but I swear there were 0 thoughts behind all of these words it's not at all srs

The first new work from the MASTERS of writing themselves after their 20 year hiatus due to becoming lost in the Himalayas, this story will be sure to thrill, chill, and maybe even steal your lungs right from your body. Bella Swan is your standard average boring unnoticeable highschool white girl-except, she is also a professional contract killer who makes bank by killing others. When her identity comes close to being revealed, she moves from the city of Phoenix to the gross musty wet town of Forks, Washington, because all the weirdos there will probably be too stupid to find her out. After moving in, she soon meets a mysterious boy--one who makes her heart flutter and her stomach twist into so many knots it becomes a loaf of challah bread. However, this boy turns out to be the next target she is hired to take down--and, he might be a vampire. Cover and banner art by the bodies again, this time tho I have them hidden in the garage

- art, ocs, memes, and maybe writings. i also post my ocs in my tumblr: slotharchives

true facts daddy

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A tragic Poem depicting racism in our backass logic countree

"I don't want my mom to know that i've been a dirty boy." Spongebob is desperate for a job and finally lands a job at the Krusty Krabs, he meets someone he thought he would hate but one night it all changes...

It's an AU where the Weezers are actually a crew on board the space ship EW-B8. And I added myself too. Cause trash. (I'll make this better later lol I'm just filling the space)

may be missing pictures then and there

what has lead me to create this abomination.

(When this story starts it's not summer but it really feels like it so yea) This is the story of a boy named Jake and his friends. After school is let out for the summer Jake feels like he's has nothing left to do. One day he decides to explore the creek near his school and after a while he slowly falls in love with the mucky, wet, beautiful creek. Read this story as Jake falls in love with the creek and maybe even a person.

IM SORRY FOR THIS

OK so I've decided to start writing this story about a bunch of people in the apocalypse. They were all created by ,uh, me and my squad, and you cant have them. well, yeah. Anyways, this is just the character reference sheet I'm gonna build while we all work on the plot. There's sure to be about 40-50 characters, some dynamic, some flat. I'll also add a picture of each in a link, to help with the visualization of the whole thing. I guess I should explain how the characters are grouped. So the protagonists and their allies will be marked with an asterisk (*) and there will be others like wastelanders (^), Antagonists (|) , and many, many others in this complete guide to the crap. If you have stumbled upon this when it is just now being built, stay tuned because once we get the plot worked out for the main story. Basically what we have so far is: >Nothing >Emptiness >Whoops ...yeah... Anyways the moral of the story is that I'm working on the plot with my bros and when i get my tablet, I'll be adding something everyday hopefully. probably a half-chapter a day. That sound fair? ~no you idiot! That's totally unfair! one chapter a day!~ Hey thats like 8000 words already you want me to do 16,000? ~NO! I want you to do 20,000!~ How about no. ~How about I cut off your family jewels?!?!~ Yeesh I need to get out more...

the most horrendous thing you will ever read H E L I K E S I T C O L D AESTHETIC WARNING

All he can see are eyes staring at him, trying not to overthink and assume his band's manager is undressing him with his clothes. Just the idea of it is unbelievable. Could that really be impossible with the look in his eyes? Based on the Perfect Situation music video where Weezer started out as Weeze with a different frontman, Rivers being their manager. Dealing with the challenge of tending to every need the band members have, guitarist Brian empathizes and wants to relieve him of that stress. Started: 09/04/25 Finished: 20/04/25 ───────── Published: 20/04/25 Edited: 21/04/25