Whateven Stories

rants and weird shit from your #1 puta (let's not talk about the fact that i put the wrong username ok bye)

(update every Tuesday and Thursday)He was the type of guy that started fights and always got in trouble the classic bad boy.She was a goody two shoes, the type of girl everyone wanted to be friends with.What happens when the two are put together will they click or clash? (warning,can get dark)and yes I know this story is very cliche.

just a book where you can take an exclusive look of my trash self , thoughts , rAntS , pictures of you're favorite ppl, things probably relatable and so on k YEET

Exactly what it says. Credit to WanderingInTheWoods for coming up with the character. Credit to TinyFloatingWhale1 for making the cover.

Michaela Stevens (known as Matty by her friends) has just begun uni and has made a bunch of friends. Among those friends is a tall boy with curly hair and bright green eyes, also known as PJ Liguori. As their friendship develops into something a little more than friends but a little less than a couple, how will they cope with Matty's jealous best friend and PJ's aspirations? !!!TRIGGER WARNING!! I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO PLEASE DONT READ IF YOU THING YOU MAY GET TRIGGERED OKAY. THIS INCLUDES MENTIONS OF SELF-HARM, DEPRESSION AND SOCIAL ANXIETY/ANXIETY ATTACKS. I WONT MENTION THESE TOO MUCH AND I WILL WARN YOU IN WHICH CHAPTERS IF THERE ARE TRIGGERS AND IF SO WHAT IS MENTIONED. STAY SAFE AND HAPPY, I LOVE YOU ALL. <3

"Please don't mock me." "I'm not mocking you. I seriously want to know what you could possibly be mad about." "Xander and Kami are hanging out tomorrow." "You know they're not actually going to hang out right." "Of course I do. Why else would I be mad about it?" "So you're jealous?" ......................................................................................... The guy that drove that car looked so hot in his red V-neck t-shirt and dark jeans with his black leather jacket and black Vans. Damn he looked fucking hot I just wanted to jump his bones. Who is this guy? Like seriously I need to get his #. I guess he noticed me ogling him because he looked at me and smirked. The hottest fucking smirk I have ever seen, like how even is it possible. ............................... "I wouldn't do that, but you may want to watch your back later." "What are we doing later?" "I don't know you tell me." "It doesn't matter. We can do whatever the heck we want though because now we don't have to be a secret." I pause looking at him, his arms still around my waist.

Basically whatever I think of. Shower thoughts, random facts, rants, maybe a little bit about me, and drawings.

List of all the reason why I suck at life, fail at being a human bean(yes I mean bean) and things I hate idk

[Read or Perish] 6 year old Erin Dobutsu was left alone when her clan was eradicated by Orochimaru. Alone, for like, an hour at least. While she 'leisurely' escapes from her clan's massacre, she meets little abandoned Suki Ritsune. These two little shits basically bond on-sight, becoming something akin to sisters. So, considering the two toddlers weren't able to find any suitable realtors, they just took it back to the old caveman days and decided to kick it in the woods. Years later they were finally discovered by a silver-haired jonin, who had a minor addiction to Icha Icha Paradise. After a violent confrontation, the two were taken to the Leaf Village. Now, lets skip a day or four when Erin discovers that she's being put on a team with an emo, an annoying fangirl, and Konoha's #1 hyper active knuckle-headed ninja. Erin's reaction? Let's just say.... It's rather.... colorful.

Random shiz

Things that happen in my life that I think are funny. Enjoy.

Title says it all. This is legit the randomest shit ever.

What I came up with in my english exam

Kelly is simply very complicated. She falls in love too easily, but she can never let people inside he walls. She is contradictory, but isn't that what people love?

"HELLO EVERYONE!" Hmm no that's to basic. "Hello thereeeee" nope, that ones already been used. "Holo my little friends" Ahh yes perfect... HOLO MY LITTLE FRIENDS! It is I... May and I am here to show you my brain when I can't sleep. And sometimes my odd dreams and thoughts. And yes I know what your thinking, can spider pigs fly? Well simply I do not know, but I am sure I can find out for you. Anyway join me on this adventure and I hope you enjoy! May Summers (I know, ironic) Age: 16 D.O.B: 27. 06. 02 Her interests and hobbies: Day dreaming. Swimming. Drawing. Reading. Potatoing. Likes long, romantic walks to her fridge. Can sleep for a solid 12 hours once gotten to sleep.

So basically this is going to be where I rant about stuff or just tell all of you how I'm feeling and my thoughts. So yeah enjoy.

Exactly what the title says... will update as new ideas come.

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I honestly don't know. This is probably just going to be random thoughts, memes, and me crying about cartoons. I made this for me but you can read it.