Истории Whoopsies

Grace goes to a book store and runs into this guy conner and he accidentally spilt his coffee down his shirt and then a couple days later he kidnaps her and takes her to his house but then she ran away so he finds her and takes her to a warehouse and she banged her head so he takes her to his house but she loses her memory and he tells her lies saying there together and then he takes her to a fancy restaurant and beats the shit out of someone for looking at something (you) that belongs to him and then they go home but the next day he surprises her by doing a picnic and proposing to her then they got married and went home. Idk I was bored so I write this book it's not a lot but pls let me know what you think

Lestat goes into Guitar Wold and plays one of the forbidden riffs until he is forcibly removed from the Guitar World. It's 2 am and I just remembered how in the IWTV movie Lestat canonically would rather listen to GNR than Louis whining. Common Lestat L, I'd love to hear Louis whine and whimper and moan and cry and

These are stories I write before bed, they ARE NOT for children to be read to bed. Well, I might end up making a chapter for that specifically, but for the most part, this will be goofy nonsense that I think up half-asleep. Remember, trust nobody...

you get shot and die

Just some random things, nothing special.