Whyamilikethis Stories

{edit: ew. ew. ew. please just read my other spam book. i wrote this in like 2014. } This is my book of me. My book of sarcasm, randomness, thoughts, fandoms, OCD, anxiety, fails, school, rants, obsessiveness, ships, phan, cartoons and well... Mars. I'm just magically special, or bored, I'm not random or funny... I'm just... Well... Mars. So enjoy my awkwardness :3 SO COME ALL YE... TO THE PLACE OF SHE... THANKS 'YALL FOR VISITING... WELL... MEEE! (my other spam is dizzy daydreams aHa)

Literally a book about how my friends will die in my imagination. I came up with these ideas in my eighth grade Civics class.

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read me talk rubbish and change my opinion 1000 times about season 10 of love island uk. feel free to comment ur opinions!! and excuse any grammar/punctuation mistakes.

After finding an abandoned animatronic and using as a base for his new Predacon, he learns some things about the creator of the animatronic, and the kid inside it.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh robots are my thing now because I discovered megaman a few years ago and now it can never leave me and I will never let it leave me :,3 this book has no context it's just me being dumb and just replaying stuff in my head that I thought of for the megaman protagonists or memories involving the name I just remembered lol Expect nothing good to come out of here cause I need to mess around a bit lol Also if ur my friend irl and you see this I am so sorry 🤣

Alright kiddos it's Story Time with Auntie Sam. I guess this is a rant book? IDK how often I'll update this but i panicked and made this book at like 11:30 pm so don't judge me on any weird shit said here.

So lately i've been going through a rough time with my depression and i'm not sure what the cause of it is but i learned that writing poetry helps me express my emotion and so i present to you a bundle of random poems. Some are happy, some are sad, some are self depriving, some are suicidal(sadly) and some are just there. After thinking about it for a long time i have decided to share these feelings and emotions with you and i just want you to know i am not sharing these for attention and i do not want to be treated any different i just wanted to share my emotions because i know i am not the only one who has these feelings. I hope you enjoy and let me know if you do.

just an art book, don't plan on making more untill I somehow run out of space I guess-

a book on nameless cat

Fookin hell man, I got zero motivation to do anything so imma just crawl back to discord,reddit, and tumblr

arf arf arf. are these goobers hot or not. [More like pretty, not hot that's bizarre] (My opinions because beauty is subjective.) Are these famous people hot inside, outside, or do I hate them no matter their looks? WHO KNOWS.

Don't read if you get triggered by anything, because it's likely that your trigger is in this book.

sequel to my other book😋AND ALSO IS SATIRE‼️‼️‼️‼️also rlly questionable and probably doesn't make any sense so💀

This story was based on real life events. Names have been changed as well as locations. The story follows the writings of a lonely young man trudging his way through highschool. In his notes he conveys his feelings, not just of love, but how he feels about the world in general, and the struggles he went through to make it to where he needs to be. Follow the unnamed writer and his journey through life, love, and loneliness. Who knows? He just might hit a nerve and send YOU rolling in the direction you need to be.

Because I really have to stop putting my tags in my Chat Room and everything else in my Conversations page.

soooo yeah, probably angsty af. I don't really have a planned storyline for this. I'm just going with my head or smth.

[This is simply a story that's catering to me and my fellow Papa Titan lovers.. But wait, it could actually be well-written??? That is, if I can get some sort of assistance! The first chapter will be an announcement; a post that you can put requests down in the comments! Next one will be featuring the top three, decided by a wheel so things are somewhat fair! Anyways, now to the legitimate description! Also, for shits and giggles; this puts the reader in the POV of my Persona- because i'm terrible at doing first-person POV without a description] . . . Amahya Whispers. A simple witch of the Boiling Isles, from one's presumption.. She's the twin sibling of Reine Whispers, and had subtly helped in the fight against Belos, and will not hesitate to give her life to ensure he's permanently deceased. . . . A few years after Belos's first defeat, the Boiling Isles had fully recovered from his reign of terror. Amahya had been placed in charge of communications, due to a notoriously silver tongue; her talents of calming arguments were quickly recognized. They're currently going through a project to maintain communication with The Titan's Spirit... They were successful! More so than they would've thought!... He was mostly talkative with those who were good to his son, King. . . . However, other than the major figures in his son's life, he's grown noticeably close to the Head of Communications! Should we be concerned..? There's an odd disturbance near the center of the palace, if someone decided to flirt with her there. . . . Wait.. The Titan himself... falling for a mere witch? No, it can't be! But it could... is it? Really?