Witty Stories

"I'm not the villain. I'm not the heroine either. And at this point- I'm starting to think that might be a problem." Hi. I'm Amanda. Or... I was. Now I'm stuck in someone else's body-Cassiane's-and apparently, she had a lot going on. I thought transmigrating would mean a fresh start. Maybe some plot armor. Maybe even a dramatic glow-up. Instead, I got chaos. And whatever this story is... it's definitely not going the way it's supposed to.

History has always belonged to those who remained to write it. It remembers heroes and villains, victories and betrayals, but rarely everything that came before. The choices no one noticed. The mistakes no one understood. The moments that changed everything long before anyone realised the story had already begun. Because sometimes the truth is not hidden. Sometimes it is simply forgotten. The stories remembered the prince. They remembered the chosen girl of light. They remembered the villainess who was destined to fall. They never knew what was left unwritten. Beyond the capital lay forgotten kingdoms, ancient forests untouched for centuries, creatures lost to time, and a world far greater than any story could contain. A world where magic can create wonders or leave scars, where monsters gather for reasons no one understands, and every answer only reveals how many questions were never asked. Some endings were never written. Some stories refuse to stay the way they were told. Content Note: A slow-burn reincarnation/transmigration fantasy that focuses on the journey rather than rushing to the destination. Come for the plot, stay for the banter, chaos, and all the little moments that make the adventure worth it. Content & Trigger Warnings While this story contains plenty of humour, banter, and lighthearted moments, it also explores darker themes and may be distressing for some readers. This story includes: • Strong language • Fantasy violence and magical combat • Blood and graphic injuries • Death and grief • Child abandonment, neglect, and references to abuse • Starvation, poverty, and homelessness (including abandoned children) • War, corruption, and human suffering Reader discretion is advised. ⭐ Vote if you're enjoying it! 💬 I'd love to hear your thoughts! 📖 Share with a fellow book lover! ❤️

Benjamin Coor never asked to see the future, especially not the kind that ends in blood. At twenty, he's just an architecture student trying to rebuild a life that was never truly his. But when a vision shows a man's imminent death, Ben does what he believes right: he intervenes. That man turns out to be Scott Dent, a rogue spy with a past as dangerous as his aim and a grin sharp enough to cut through tension. What starts as a desperate act of heroism spirals into a high-stakes mission that blurs the line between fate and free will. Together, they're pulled into a conspiracy rooted in Scott's bitter and Ben's tragic past. To survive, they'll have to trust each other; an introverted seer still haunted by lab walls and a battle-hardened agent who's forgotten how to believe in anyone.

Detective Luke Connolly was supposed to disappear for six months. Instead, he vanished for eighteen... When he finally returns, he's carrying scars no one can explain, a sealed undercover operation nobody knew existed, and a conspiracy that reaches far beyond a single murder. As the evidence unravels and forgotten cases begin to connect, every answer uncovers another lie. What if the truth was never meant to survive? In a world where evidence can be buried, witnesses can disappear, and justice can be manipulated... How do you prove the truth beyond reasonable doubt? The Perfect Murder Companion Novel.

Galilea Mirabel Brooks is not a lawyer. She has a doctorate, a successful career as a senior quantitative analyst at a hedge fund, and a resignation letter she's finally ready to submit. Then Elena Whitmore offers her a different future. Trading algorithms for litigation wasn't part of the plan. Neither were impossible cases, office politics, reluctant friendships, firm retreats, or discovering that some of the brightest legal minds in the country occasionally make spectacularly unsupported assumptions. Galilea came to Whitmore & Associates to analyze evidence. She didn't expect to find a place where she belonged. *One Easy Trick to Not Being a Lawyer* is the first novel in *Confessions of a Litigation Gremlin*, a character-driven legal drama about found family, quiet brilliance, and one wonderfully peculiar litigation analyst who keeps insisting she's not a lawyer. She's right. That doesn't stop anyone else from forgetting. #2 in legal - July 22nd, 2026.

Wren Calloway and Dean Di Laurentis have never gotten along. between the constant bickering, sarcastic remarks, and their undeniable ability to get under each other's skin, everyone knows they're better off apart. so when the two secretly start seeing each other, they make one rule: no feelings. It should be easy. until the lines between hate, attraction, and something much deeper start to blur-and neither of them is prepared for what happens when they fall for the one person they never meant to.

The yearbook said, for all posterity to remember: Least likely to succeed at being worth knowing. She never forgot. She never forgave. Ten years later, she's the only person in the room who knows exactly how incongruous that is. The invitation came with a handwritten note: We understand if this isn't the right time for you. Do they? Do they really? Maybe it's time they found out appearances can be deceptive. For ten days, nobody at her reunion will know who she really is. They'll have her name. That's all. Not what she's built. Not what's actually happening forty feet away. She just needs someone convincing enough to make sure nobody looks too closely. He says yes. It's going to cost her more than she thinks.

Rafe Daring is not a hero known for his bravery. He is a farm boy known for being stubborn, cheeky, and doing things haphazardly, which always leads to chaos. When he flees town on his motorcycle, chased by the boy he'd turned into his nemesis, Rafe veers from safety to avoid his enemy. He ventures onto a strangled path through the forbidden forest, a vast stretch of access-restricted nature reserve bordering his family's farm. As with most of his decisions, this one also leads to disaster. Soon, Rafe finds himself injured and lost at the bottom of a steep slope, trying to find his way home. When he stumbles into a briar vine-covered wall, he decides that his only way home might be through what appears to be an archway clogged by vines. However, he is unprepared for what waits for him when he breaks through the thick, thorny briar vines. Finding himself in an increasingly dangerous and confusing situation, he realises that this time, he'd outdone himself in the art of making extraordinarily bad decisions. He has one question that stands out above all his other questions: "Who would be dumb enough to give an idiot like me superpowers?!" TW: Some chapters might have upsetting themes; reader discretion is advised.

Humans... always trying to speedrun their downfall. They tore the world apart, then acted shocked when there was nothing left. The apocalypse came and went. No glory in it. Just ash, blood, and fools dying confused. Then they rebuilt it. Because they never learn. Now the world stands again, but, you know... it's real dodgy. Yeah. It's dark. Rotten from the inside. Evil... everywhere. Real dick for brains, motherfuckers running around doing heinous things. Real bottom-tier pieces of human shit. Not hidden either. It walks openly, smiling. But even rot knows fear, and there's a dude that scares the absolute fuck out of every last one of those sadistic bastards. Abram Karasu. If that psychopath decides you're on the menu, your fate was signed, sealed, and notarized before you even heard his footsteps. So don't embarrass yourself by begging. Seriously. It doesn't make him merciful... it just pisses him the fuck off. He doesn't give speeches. He gives brutal honesty. And every lesson comes delivered with all the warmth of a goddamn kunai straight to the face. The guilty know him for the way he kills. Slow when it needs to be slow. Painful when pain is deserved. Accurate. Unmoved. Brutal. He tears evil apart piece by piece, making sure nothing crawls back afterward. No loose ends. No second chances. When retribution moves through him, doors don't matter. Walls don't matter. Your just fucked. Still... he isn't devoid of emotion. God, no. Don't get that twisted. Under all that carnage and maniacal euphoria, there's a normal guy who's just trying to live his fucking life. He's a rare kind of person. Hard to find. The innocent see it. A hand offered. Protection given without a word. He's no hero. Heroes care about being seen. Karasu is just a guy with insane power that chose to use it to do remarkable shit. People say his methods are... Unorthodox. Yeah, that's the word...

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once upon a time, In the middle of nowhere In the world where somewhere Two worlds collided in motion Two hearts entangled in real Fiction the journey had it's own grand tour from Chicago to Rome and even Paris was in the view from until then - holding on to until then - almost they were feeling something new. life decisions, career, family, friends, this story has been through every phase and all ends still they never left each other wondering or thought of what ifs, buts, or left to nothing they both just wanted to be with each other nothing more nothing less was their demand just so that they could be with each other they were unbothered about the world's command now will it build them more strong or will they crash like comets will their love bloom on the way or the pain which might be endless so be a witness, and fasten your emotions coz things are almost bout to get real for real as they are almost on verge of giving it all to almost knowing the unknown this time, it's cinematic for sure you know along with that it will be something await to put on a show it's holding on to almost Kairos you won't even know.

#Wattys Kalila Karam has it all. Beauty, smarts and a promising career at Stillwater Research, a secretive special ops firm based in Washington D.C. She also has a past that few know about, one that's left her with physical and emotional scars from the bombing of a civilian bunker in Iraq. She's made her way to Stillwater for one thing: revenge for the death of her family. Seth Stillwater has a double identity. The scion of a ruthless family business, most people know him as a former soldier turned freelance operative, Ax Antonov. He's summoned to take over the family business, the very same corporation where Lila has been recently hired. When Lila and Seth meet, grand-finale style fireworks go off for both of them. Seth's overwhelming attraction to Lila has only one problem. Lila's out to kill him. Inspired by real events!

13x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?

"Seven years of grey suits, corporate meetings, and a husband who didn't look at me anymore. I thought I knew what my life was. I was wrong." Samantha thought she had a stable life-until she walked through her front door and found her husband, Mark, in bed with her own sister. Broken and numb, Samantha doesn't scream. She doesn't cry. She simply packs her bags, throws her corporate jacket in the back seat, and drives. With nothing but a road atlas and a finger pointed at a map, she ends up in Penmarris Cove-a tiny, salt-swept village on the edge of the world. But running away is only the beginning. As the "Grey" begins to fade and Samantha picks up her paintbrushes for the first time in years, she realises that the secrets of the Cove run as deep as the sea itself. One woman. One betrayal. And a second chance at a life full of colour.

At eighteen, Poppy (an introverted girl) and Kai (an extroverted boy) are forced into marriage to secure their families' fortune. On campus, they're the only married freshmen-hiding rings, dodging questions, and stumbling through parties, classes, and drama. Popularity shifts, secrets spill, and their fragile truce shatters-until they're pushed to work together. Between clashes and unexpected support, they discover marriage isn't just a contract. It's chaos, connection, and maybe something more. A campus romance born from forced vows and reluctant hearts.

When her therapy app accidentally sends Riley's private confessions to a random British expat - and his to her - what began as a glitch quickly evolves into the kind of intimacy that can only exist between strangers. A slow-burn contemporary romance. * * * When a company health initiative forces Riley Markle to download a trendy mental health app, she fills out the onboarding survey without much thought, expecting to get paired with a virtual gym buddy who'll send thumbs-up emojis twice a week. Instead, she gets paired with Joe, a lonely British expat whose wellness concern of Compulsive Behaviors is flagged by the AI system as a perfect match for Riley. Riley resolves to complete her month of check-ins and be done with it - until a glitch in the app sends both her and Joe's embarrassing therapy videos to each other instead of their therapist. Soon, Riley and Joe are talking late into the night, exchanging thirst-trap videos of their weekend routines by day, and thinking about each other constantly. Both are smitten, both are broken, and neither of them knows how to do this without destroying each other. The plan: Limit all communication to the app until after Day 30, then see where things go. But plans change. * * * 🏆 High Rankings: #1 in LITERARY #1 in QUICKREAD #1 in NEWENGLAND #1 in SHORTCHAPTERS (out of 38,000 stories) #3 in EPISTOLARY #87 in ROMCOM (out of 35,000 stories) #147 in ROMANTIC (out of 86,000 stories) Updated November 2025

Alma's spent years reading guys like Sonny Reid in three seconds flat. This time, she got it wrong. ***** Alma Laurent has built a life she loves on the Gold Coast. Three years in, she has her career, her friends, her routines, and twice a week, she trades heels for football boots and joins her team, the Sirens, on the field. She's happy. She has fun. She knows herself, knows what she likes, and most importantly, knows who she lets into her life. She's selective. And she has a particular weakness for making very strong assumptions about pretty boys. Especially pretty boys like Sonny Reid. NRL star for the Gold Coast Bengals. Ridiculously good-looking. Effortlessly charming. And seemingly never short of female attention. Exactly the kind of man Alma has no interest in dating Alma knows better than to believe every rumour she hears. She knows not every athlete is the stereotype people make them out to be. But she also knows the difference between a stereotype and a lived pattern. And she's rarely proven wrong. Then a harmless bet puts her and Sonny in each other's orbit. What starts as a game quickly becomes a little harder to keep playful. Because the more Alma gets to know him, the more she starts to wonder if she got Sonny Reid completely wrong. Because sometimes, the person you never would have chosen is the person you can't walk away from. And some bets change everything.

There's that one person. Talking. And talking. Glancing at you every few seconds like you're supposed to add something. And all you want to do is scream "PLEASE. STOP. TALKING‼️" You can't say that. So what do you do? You find an exit. A smooth one. Something that gets you out without starting World War III. That's why this book exists. I've lived every one of these moments including the time i actually wanted to say "I'm sure whatever i have to say can wait till you're smarter" and didn't. (I still think about it. I probably always will.) Inside: escape lines for every disaster. The bestie who never stops talking. The date so boring i saw a tumbleweed. The five words that ruin every family gathering: "why are you still single?" The man who introduced me to his watch before he asked my name. Even the zombie apocalypse. If you've ever needed to disappear mid-conversation, there's a line here for you. Drop yours in the comments - your "I wish I'd said that" moments are basically my favorite thing to read. Let's build a whole tribe of people who always have an exit ready. Quick housekeeping: everything here is mine, if you spot a copycat, send them my way. And if you catch a typo, tell me nicely. Even escape artists miss things sometimes. Thanks for joining the escape plan. Let's make every awkward moment survivable. 🤗🧡

Can a soul raised in silence survive the chaotic rhythm of an unfamiliar city? Pravin is a boy sculpted by deep-rooted traditional values, strict moral boundaries, and an immense sense of respect. Exceptionally reserved, shy, and fiercely introverted, he has always preferred the safe sanctuary of his own deep thoughts over the noise of the world. He is the kind of boy who could never look a girl in the eye. But life has other plans. Leaving behind his quiet, closely-knit village in Rajasthan, Pravin relocates to a fast-paced, bustling town in Gujarat to start his professional corporate journey as a state bank clerk. Suddenly thrust into an overwhelming, unfamiliar world, he must navigate not just a new career, but a completely alien lifestyle. Will this big, chaotic town change the innocent village boy forever? Or will he find a way to stay true to his roots while surviving the corporate rush? Step into a heartwarming, emotional, and culturally rich journey of self-discovery, resilience, and quiet courage. #rajasthan #gujarat #smalltown #desi #indiansocial #shyboy #reserved #traditionalvalues #relocating #bankclerk #newadult #contemporary #comingofage #drama #diversebooks #multicultural #witty #emotionaljourney #indianculture #sliceoflife #romance #introverted #smalltown

John's addictions were supposed to be a private problem - an embarrassing secret he could hide. But when a single heroic action draws the attention of the Lazarus factions, he becomes the centre of a conflict he never knew existed. The Defenders want to keep him safe. The Protectors want to kill him. The Apocolytes want to use him. As John's biology shifts into something impossible, loyalties fracture and danger closes in. What he is becoming may be the key to the Lazarus... or the reason they tear each other apart.