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  • MY TWISTED LOVE AFFAIR WITH A BILLIONAIRE'S HEIR by YLKerr
    YLKerr
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    Under a rain-heavy London sky, two strangers collide-not by chance, but by consequence. He is-a global icon and the reluctant heir to a legacy that taught him everything about success and nothing about staying. She is-a quietly ambitious designer who believes in effort, timing, and never asking twice to be chosen. Their first meeting isn't gentle. It's reckless, miscalculated, and ends with both of them running from a mistake neither fully owns. No names exchanged. No promises made. Just a clash-sharp, sarcastic, unfinished. Elegant, witty, and emotionally charged, this enemies-to-lovers romance unfolds through razor-sharp banter, quiet longing, and the undeniable pull of something that keeps returning- no matter how far they run.
  • The Art Of Digging Holes. by bellalver_98
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    "Mr Sir has a granddaughter?!"
  • The Sarcastic Hero by ZedoTheHedo
    ZedoTheHedo
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    Caelum Ashworth has two problems: a mouth that won't quit and a knack for making enemies. When a nobleman's threat forces him out of his stagnant hometown, he hits the road with his only friend-a quiet cartographer's daughter who's better with a crossbow than small talk.
  • Book of Random Short Stories by Heather_WinterCoats
    Heather_WinterCoats
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    Discover random short stories that could make you feel mixed emotions. Imagine you are the fictional character. What's your story? What do you want to be? β˜†π–€βœ‘οΈ [2.2026] Compilation of Story Ideas
  • Vows and laws of love  by _celestine_writes_
    _celestine_writes_
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    In the city of Jaipur, where every everything speaks colors, four lives intertwine in unexpected ways. Eshita Mehta, a therapist whose world revolves around healing others and around flowery love, finds herself in an arranged marriage with patient of her clinic where she worked, burdened by career ethics and what she feels. never imagined her own marriage would test everything she believed about love and comfort. Rajveer Singh Parihar, a brilliant criminal lawyer, is haunted by a childhood trauma. When an arranged marriage binds him to Eshita, he finds himself conflicted between the darkness he has carried for years and the light she offers. On the other stand are two unlikely people-Nimisha, Eshita's sharp-tongued best friend and a divorce lawyer who swears love is absurd and mocks the very idea of romance. Atharv Kapoor , Rajveer's childhood friend, a wedding planner who believes in love badly, even when it hurts. He is a walking Pinterest romance board. Nimisha and Athrav find themselves in a fake relationship. This is a story of one arranged and one pretended love story-and four hearts. Troupes β™‘β˜† Arranged marriage Fake dating Healing love Family drama Slice of life Slow burn romance Therapist Γ— patient Wedding planar Γ— divorce lawyer Grumpy Γ— sunshine reverse Friends to found family Opposites attract
  • A priest walks into a bar by CajunValkyrie
    CajunValkyrie
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    Title: A Priest Walks Into a Bar Father Michael Delaney never expected his past to follow him into the pulpit. A former Marine turned small-town priest in rural Louisiana, Michael has spent years burying the things he saw in the desert-things no military report could explain and no church would believe. When a young man from his congregation, Thomas Avery, begins missing services and eventually disappears, Michael follows the only lead he has to a quiet swamp-side bar on the edge of town. What he finds is not a bar at all-but a hunting ground for vampires. Inside, the bartender and his patrons are not just predators-they are something older, more organized, and disturbingly intelligent. Michael's faith and military training collide as he forces his way into their world, discovering that Thomas didn't simply get taken... he chose to walk in. But Thomas hasn't fully turned. When a rival hunter, Rachel-a hardened Appalachian vampire tracker-intervenes during Michael's confrontation, the two are forced into an uneasy alliance. Rachel believes in elimination. Michael believes in salvation. Together, they must navigate the swamp, the vampire hierarchy, and the moral fracture between saving a soul or destroying a threat.
  • Book of Random Spells by Heather_WinterCoats
    Heather_WinterCoats
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    Random magic spells to make your life fun, exciting, and magical. Explore the world of magic & witchcraft and shatter evil cults/groups. Live a life full of adventure and fantasy. If you find this Book of Random Spells, it's meant for you to read. Practice discernment and safety. β˜†π–€βœ‘οΈ [1.2026]
  • Saudade Strings (Vorce #1) by winsckewl
    winsckewl
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    Two men. One child. A truth that should have brought clarity. When an unexpected call ties them both to the same little boy, their worlds spiral into questions of fatherhood and fate. The search for answers leads to the revelation of the true father, but the discovery is only the beginning. Beneath the surface lies a secret, dangerous, deliberate, and deeply hidden, that could unravel everything they thought they knew about love, trust, and each other. But what could that deep secret be?
  • The Last Philosopher: Part One by NickfEast
    NickfEast
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    11x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?
  • Madam Astor's Forbidden Butler  by pensnprose
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    Willow Astor flees her engagement party barefoot, hijacks a stranger's car, and spends one wild, filthy night with him. The stranger? Justin Wilder, the new butler in her family's mansion. The man she just rode senseless now serves her coffee every day and calls her "Madam Astor." Forbidden heat. Zero regrets. How long until her family and his uniform ruin everything?
  • A Stray Cat by MarcelineGrosjacques
    MarcelineGrosjacques
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    Rebecca always thought she had a perfect life: a house, a job, a partner. Why then did she storm out of the restaurant where she was having dinner with her boyfriend and her parents? Well, she didn't know, but, for sure, she was enraged like never before. In her wandering, Rebecca eventually got tired and cold. Luckily for her, she "met" Julian, who will, sometimes unintentionally or even reluctantly, help her.
  • The Blood Moon Masquerade  by MaryLujayn
    MaryLujayn
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    In Valtheris, the Blood Moon isn't just a spectacle - it's a hunt. Selene, a street-smart thief, never expected to be the target. But when a rogue with secrets of his own drags her into the grandest masquerade of the year, survival becomes a deadly game. Dance with assassins. Outsmart princes. Trust no one. Because in a world where masks hide more than faces, one wrong step could mean your death... or the start of something unforgettable. The Masquerade Begins!
  • His Most Exalted and Entirely Uninvited Lordship by olebile_bamalete
    olebile_bamalete
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    Alexandrina was considered a fashion icon back in Kazan due to her quirky, but immaculate and elegant fusion of Middle-eastern attire and Jeans. However, in St. Petersburgh, the Mecca of Russian fashion, her sense of style just gets her bullied. When she is at her lowest point, when she is starting to rethink her style options, His Lordship, the Lord of Chaos appears. He laughs at her bullies, orders her not to change anything about herself, casually threatens her bullies with violence and dives off a cliff before she can respond to any of it, thus turning her neatly ordered life with its plans and schedules upside down and filling it with Chaos.
  • Not Quite the Heroes by PaigeFlowers
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    Aleyra, determined and reckless, crosses into enemy territory in a desperate bid for peace. But when she finds herself entangled with the Crown Prince of Karnalera - a man as dangerous as he is magnetic - her good intentions may tip the scales toward bloodshed. In a castle of secrets, loyalties will be tested. Love and duty will collide. And while everyone watches Aleyra and the Prince, the true story unfolds elsewhere... In the shadows, another war is being fought - quieter, deadlier, and far more personal. Sacrifices are made. Promises are kept. And behind every reckless heroine is someone willing to pay the price. And this time, the cost may be everything. So who are these brave souls? Here's a hint: one's called ruthless, the other a coward - and they're the real main characters.
  • Capturing Olivia by thebrunchclub
    thebrunchclub
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    Thinking back now, maybe it was a blessing in disguise. Without it, I might have never met those friends I cherish so deeply. Without it, I might have never gone on those adventures in the past. I would have been afraid to even think about it. Without it, I would have never met him. - I do not own the cover. Credits to the original creator - ⚠️ Trigger Warning: illness & death - Feel free to comment and share your thoughts β™‘
  • π‘·π’‰π’Šπ’“ π‘²π’‚π’ƒπ’‰π’Š | βœ“ by Ruhani_Gupta
    Ruhani_Gupta
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    Embraced in the serene splendor of the rolling hills and majestic mountains, two headstrong individuals collide, igniting a clash of wills and wits. Here, sparks fly, butterflies erupt and mountain magic happens. What unfolds is a story brimming with fiery responses and stolen glances. Will this symphony of annoyance and amusement remain a fleeting moment in time, soon to be lost amidst the grandeur of the surrounding hills and mountains? Or will it blossom into something more profound and captivating, mirroring the magnificence that envelops them?
  • Marry me Marchand by Alinajupiter
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    true love story
  • All Thanks to Jacob Black (a Dramione fanfic) by AbsurdlyCaffeinated
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    Inspired by the 'Twilight' Muggle films (don't ask), Hermione researches Native American magic and discovers how to remove the Dark Mark. One problem: she needs Draco Malfoy to prove her theory. But between gemstone magic, only one bed, and unexpected vulnerability, nothing goes smoothly. The plan was removing the Dark Mark-not falling for Malfoy. All thanks to Jacob Black.
  • The Enchanted One.... by ShaunaRoberts455
    ShaunaRoberts455
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    Amethyst Sharpe is just a plain ordinary human girl living in a magical world filled with fairies and Elves, and other magical beings. She is an only child and lives with her Aunt Indigo in Khisfire. Both her parents were killed when she was a small child. She doesn't know how, as it was never mentioned and her Aunt Indigo never spoke about it. It was hush, hush. But not all appears to be what it is. Secrets unfold, lies leak out. Than there's Katio Singh, an elf. What happens when these two meet? Read on and find out the mystery. Written by S.M.Roberts..
  • Supernatural Desire by Jem776x
    Jem776x
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    You work at a bakery, living an ordinary life...that is until your path crosses with a cool, and dare I say, hot detective.... Cover by @silverknight22 from IG.