Wtf Stories

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I'm Alicia Godberson and I got kidnapped. But then I found out that I was a vampire heiress to the throne. That means I can rule the whole land full of vampires. Wait a minute... does that make me a dictator? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ooh! A new candy shop's going to have a grand opening today! Mm... Candy. No wait... Stop. See, I get distracted a lot. When I mean a lot. I mean a LOT. My life is very complicated. Like come on, who wouldn't agree that it is, if they found out their dead parents were actually alive and WERE VAMPIRE ROYALTY. Plus, I so did not sign up for a betrothal to some arrogant vampire prince. Just my luck too; I get betrayed, possibly killed and probably a memory capacity overload from all my thinking. But you know what? Bring. It. On.

Je suis chlore, j'ai 16 ans et je vais vous raconter ma vie... Vous allez voir c'est trééééééépident!!! HUMOUR NE PRENEZ PAS ÇA AU SÉRIEUX!

literally the title.

damn some crackhead stuff

Short Horror/ Phsychological stories... could also be one sentence terrors... some might not even be anything ⚠️trigger warning⚠️

The title explains all^^ 😋

this is where i spill myself instead of tea. basically a trash can. uwu

pues tengo hiperlaxia y subire cosas relacionadas al tema

Basically making up weird conversation between the members of Queen

Where I talk about the most fucked up things I heard or seen

I'm good now

Let's change the rules...

This is the epic story of Ballwin Watterson, the zombie who has an excessive love of drugs. It's a work of art, and one of the best stories you'll read in your life. So, read on! Rankings as of 6/22/18: #339 in wtf #209 in silly #276 in highfantasy P.S.: Some cursing, but we never show the drugs used.

The best trash on wattpad

basically the title

Sitting next to me is a bag full of the names of BNHA characters. I'm gonna use this bag of names to create scenarios, recast movies, play "Who's Most Likely to?", maybe some Kiss Marry Kill, and some Ship it or Sink it. IDK. Just read it. Please?

Susie was just a normal ancient octopus-genetically modified siren hybrid until the Granola Bar King messed up her world. Will she be able to fix it? P.S.: Ask no questions. P.S.S.: Read it. Love it. Or else... Sadness😿

RUN! DO NOT ENTER THIS BOOK! DANGER! TURN BACK! SAVE YOURSELVES! Ooh! Cookies!