Yummy Histoires

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Delaney Marlowe is minding her own business. Mafia daddy Nico Valente is minding her business too. She calls it intrusive. He calls it destiny. Tomato, tomahto.

im a little late but ill do some time crunchs but the tital explains itself kinktober but with food

(This is based off the musical characters) Spongebob has always loved Squidward, despite how cold he is to him and Patrick. One day Spongebob gives up hope of getting in a relationship with him. Things begin to get heated when Squidward discovers Spongebob has dated Larry for a while now, and the two are about to get married. He discovers just how in love he really is with Spongebob, and how bad Larry is for him. Will he confess his feelings and get his man back before it's too late? Literally what am I doing with my life.

Confession ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Y/n: lump... the truth is... I always loved you Lump: *reading* hUh wutchu saying Y/n: 👁👄👁 Lump: *swings scissors around finger* Y/n: I SAID I LOVE YOU Lump: sorry, I'm into this vegetarian in our class... I'm into... men ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ Lump is love, lump is life. me and some cult rats decided to make a hot oneshot story about this one lumpy kid 🥰 enjoyyyy

The place where I dump my art (fanart, OCs, and more). Please don't steal my art, but if you take inspiration from one of my pieces, let me know! I'd love to see what you've created! - Meno :")

a rat with a magical gift a bussinism and beautiful bc's(bootycheeks).

Cookbook! consist of healthy, savoury, and sweet recipes that I either want to make, have made or love. Note that not ALL recipes will be healthy but it will be labelled if it is healthy! Remember that it's okay to eat whatever you want, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

dear lord and saviour jojo siwa why have we made this? if you are reading this, please consider contacting a therapist. please seek professional help.

"Where the fuck am i..?" We all know the story of Peter Parker, but do you know the story of Y/N L/N? The human who somehow got sucked into a whole new universe. I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY EXEPT Y/N!! ALSO THIS DOESNF REALLLYY FOT THE ACTUAL STORY IF MHA be warned this is my first fan fic 😔🙏

"You really thought you could get away with that?" He moved closer to be and I could feel my body reacting to the closeness. He put an arm around my waist and pulled me flush up against him. "I was planning on it." "You thought wrong then." He dipped his head and crushed his lips to mine. His scent immediately filling my nose. I closed my eyes and reveled in the sensation. He pushed me up against the wall and fit himself between my legs. I moaned against his mouth as I wrapped my legs around his waist. Digging my fingers into his back I sucked on his lip and smiled when I heard him growl. He pressed harder against me and my head flew backwards. It was like eating my favorite candy.

Requests are allowed and I'll do various AUS. ABSOLUTELY NO SMUT/LEMON THO YOU HORNY LITTLE BIT- Ahem sorry, but yes there will NOT be any smut/lemons. The reader can be male, female, gn, idc rlly. Your choice/request. Anyway hope you enjoy! My writing might be shitty btw <3

Lucy is a 16 year old girl who loves her mum but when her mum brings home a sexy stranger who lucy falls for will she choose to be happy and go for it with him or let her mum be happy.. ... but shhh its a secret

i wrote this cuz i'm bored. enjoy.

a story about lovey-vovey Wilbur and bad boy schlatt UwU

Short- but meaningful...

(Previously titled 'if you fail to plan, you plain to fail'.) People in Hotel OJ have gone missing for the past few days.. OJ makes notice of this and tells Paintbrush, they decide they have to take this into their own hands. What should they do? They thought to themselves.. then they decide that they should ask for help from their best friend: Lightbulb. (THIS IS AN AU SO SOME CHARACTERS MIGHT SEEM DIFFERENT BUT WONT MEAN I'LL MISCHARACTERIZE THEM, IF I DO PLS TELL ME!!)

Very smutty 18+ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ 🎉old man balls and more yummy things 🤤🎉

I'm a nice person i swear. But if you're anything like my math teacher, i hate you. Also, i hope you have a great day. Ily. Read this or i'll eat your phone and your house 🌞👹