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Sanji wasn't expecting to write a mini-rulebook on pecks on the cheek, but here he is.
Hey! What's with that look on your face!? Did *you* know that pissing Zoro off gets you three more kisses?
That's what he thought. It's Rule Number Twelve, by the way.
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INCLUDING:
- Flustered cooks in unbelievable denial
- Genius swordsmen with military-level strategies
- A brief run-through on how kisses on the cheek work(it's more confusing than you'd think)
- Rules on how Marimo's kisses on the cheek work(completely different)
A quick oneshot, complete with medical wonders, a tragic fate, and evil taxes.