'You know, I've been thinking;
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.
Make life take the lemons back!
Get mad!
Idontwantyourdamlemonswhattheheccamisupposedtodowiththese?!?
Make life *rue* the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons!
Do you know who I am?!?!
I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down...
With the lemons!
I will get my engineers to invent a *combustable lemon* to burn your house down!
*(rapid coughing)*
Cave Johnson, over and out'
- JoinedNovember 20, 2017
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