⌖ ؖ 𝐇𝒪𝐌͟𝐄͟𝃓 ܼ 𝐿A͙𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁 †

@AMERICAN_ME 
            
            / does a little wave

； just about —

@AMERICAN_ME 
            
            / i’m still around :3

* Like, did we all move to a new app, or…

/   does a twirl 

∗   pls (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

*  pls!

well,   a friend of mine told me that (autographs) are for people famous,  or people you like.  i don’t know you—nor do i care who you are.  [  BLUNT,   to the point,   not meant to be (insulting) but it comes off that way anyways.  ]   my name?   solene.   and you are—?   

@canniluvs,               ﹖
                                   Minding   your   business.      Huh.           [ THE TONE FALLS FLAT;    HOMELANDER TURNS HIS BODY, FINALLY FACES HER.    ARMS HANGING LOOSE AT HIS SIDES. ]          I’m    surprised.      It’s    been   at   least…      20    seconds,    and   you   haven’t    even    asked   me    for    an   autograph    or   a    picture   yet.      What’s    your    name,   civvie? 

meet and greet—wow,  you have (time) to do that.  i’m impressed.  [ HE RADIATES DANGER,  it practically seeps out of his body.  alarm bells go off in her head—she maintains her distance. ]   just in the area,   minding my—business.

@sanguitere,               ﹖
                                   [ HE FALTERS. BLOND BROWS FURROWS, A FEW RAPID BLINKS UNTIL THE REALISATION SETS. ]          …Vampire,          [ HOMELANDER MUTTERS. ]         ‘Course.      Nothing’s    impossible    in   this   fucking   world.          [ HE SIGHS. LOOKS AROUND AND SNATCHES UP A FEW PAPER TOWELS FROM A TABLE NEARBY; HOLDING THEM OUT. ]          Your   mouth’s    stained.      Clean   it,   then   get   outta   here. 

fed on em',  yeah.  tasted good.  [a shrug, he gives him a wide grin and those pearly white fangs come into clear view.]   left his body in an alleyway. 

@sanguitere,              ﹖
                                  [ A HEAVY,   BUT RELIEVED,   SIGH.       RUBBING OF THE TEMPLES WITH HIS LEFT HAND. ]         Did    you   fucking   kill   someone,   or   what’s   going   on    here?

@outofordinry,              ﹖
                                        [ A LOW CHUCKLE.     A HAND RAISES, CLAPS ATLAS ON THE SHOULDER AS THEY WALK.      ALMOST APOLOGETIC. ]      Actually,    I    didn’t   give    enough   of    a    shit    to    remember.       But   hey,    hook    me    up     with    this   supposedly    GREAT    sushi    place,    and   I’ll    keep    that    info    seared    in    my    noggin    from    now   on. 

my name?   it's— Atlas. . geez, you forgot already, did ya bud. 

@outofordinry,              ﹖
                                  Great.     Lead   the   way.    Shit,   what   did   you   say   your   name   was? 

@vltrumitpwr,              ﹖
                                        [ HOMELANDER CHUCKLES. HANDS ON HIS HIPS, THAT CLASSIC SUPERHERO POSE.    FROM AFAR, POLICE SIRENS AND BLACKED-OUT SUVs ARRIVE. ]            The    SUVs    are    my    guys. Courtesy    of    Vought,    actually.      You’re    outnumbered   here,    pal.      But   hey,   maybe   you’ll    get    a    recruitment    letter    in    the    mail,   huh? 

   as  if.  get  outta  here  and  let  the  real  hero  take  care  of  things.

@vltrumitpwr,               ﹖
                                       Sure   you   did,   old   man.      How    about   letting   Vought   handle   it   from   here? Thanks   anyway. 

@greengoree,              ﹖
                                  You sure?      This    one’s   one   of   a   kind.      See,   I   even   put   a   star   next   to   my   name.     Unique. 

[  the woman looks the blonde up and down before speaking.  a dark brow raising in displeasure at his response.  ]   that’s alright.   someone else can have that.  

@greengoree,              ﹖
                                    Want    an    autograph?         Here    you    go,    sport. 

@bloodwhcre,              ﹖
                                  [ THE SMILE—THAT PUBLIC,      COMFORTING PEARLY WHITE GRIN,      FADES.       A THIN LINE REPLACES IT,       FOLLOWED BY A TILTING OF THE HEAD.    VOICE LOWERING, TONE SWITCHING TO SOMETHING A LOT MORE COLDER. ]           Oh,   this  just   got   a   whole   lot   less   fun. 

@bloodwhcre,              ﹖
                                  Scarlet.      Your   parents   give   that   to   you,   or   did   you   just   pick   it   out   of   a   Unique   Girl   Names   generator? 

@bloodwhcre,              ﹖
                                    Right.        And    who    the    hell    are    you,    exactly?