Uh... Hi. 
What are you staring at? *looks around me* 
Uh... Oh. 
*leans in closer* Is it the scars?
Wanna know how I got 'em?
Well, see... My father-

(: Heya! This is Harley. I'm just gonna stop him there before he starts ta chew ya ear off. :)

*rolls eyes* That's enough, puddin'

Anyway... Uh... Oh great, now I forgot what I was going to say.

Oh, yeah. So... I need minions, see, minions to do my bidding, to help me in my conquest for total, and gorgeous chaos.

Anarchy.

LET'S DRIVE EVERYONE OUT OF THEIR MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!

HOOHEEEHAAAAA

Anyway. Yeah.

So. Here. We. Go.

xD\/---<

Hiring. That's right. Hiring.

But you have to be special.

Prove ya self to me.

Wait. Oh. This says, uh, "About me"

Umm.

I'm, I'm The Joker.

Or The Clown Prince of Crime.

Or your garbage man.

Who knows?

Everyone wears a mask.

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Oh. Sorry. I decided to head slam the keyboard. 

You should try it sometime.