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My motto
A stranger stabs you
in the front
a friend stabs you
in the back
a boyfriend stabs you
in the heart
but best friends
only poke each other
with straws

-"Tag! Your it!" "Screw you! I'm not playing anymore!"
-The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory
-Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
-"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
-The road to success is always under construction
-If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
-Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film
-Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
-Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
-"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together"
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
-Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected
-Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places 

Lady Gaga taught me it’s ok to be different
Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right
Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me
Music taught me how to live
BUT
Most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week