ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, sᴡᴇᴇᴛɪᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ sɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ, ʙᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴏғ ʙᴇᴠᴇʀʟʏ ʜᴏʟʟᴀɴᴅ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ɢɪʀʟ, ɪ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴇ ᴘᴀʟᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀs, ʙᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀs.

ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ɴᴏᴠɪᴄᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ. ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ sᴍᴀʟʟ. ɪ ᴘʟᴀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ sᴍᴀʟʟ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs.

ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅɪsᴄʟᴏsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜɪs ᴍɪsᴇʀᴀʙʟᴇ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ 200 ᴡᴏʀᴅs ғɪᴛ. ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ, sᴡᴇᴇᴛ, ɪ'ᴍ ɢʀᴀᴛᴇғᴜʟ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪs ɪɴғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ!